Whole Lotta Sarah Tribbiani
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since: 02-04-06, id: 984011, Profile Updated: 05-12-11
country: UK
Author has written 33 stories for Harry Potter, Friends, Cherub, Misc. Games, Doctor Who, and Lord of the Rings.

I am not dead.

I have just retired from fanfiction. I've outgrown it, if you will. In fact, I did this in the summer of 2007 if I remember rightly! If you're here right now, wow!

However, I haven't stopped writing altogether, far from it, and if you still visit this page and want to see what I'm up to nowadays, check me out here:

http://ilovebrucied.deviantart.com/

or:

http://thedirtystopout.blogspot.com

And feel free to browse my archives!

Many apologies to those wanting to read my unfinished stories. They will probably remain unfinished - forever.

Thank you to all of my friends and reviewers who supported and flamed me on here.

The only thing sadder than writing stories about fictional characters who, might I add, already exist, is flaming them.

Haha, tough luck, fascist! That's what happens to people who aren't working class!


1. Nerves reviews
Ron and Hermione's wedding: both the groom and the bride are nervous, but does the best man have any need to be? One-shot, written specifically for a competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-16-11 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
2. Legolas' Diary reviews
Written as a child, posted as an adult. A humourous look at the events of TLOTR from Legolas' point of view, as interpreted by my 10-ish-year-old-self!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-30-11 - Legolas - Complete
3. In Continuation » reviews
Carrying directly on from DH. Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and everyone else, despite the trauma of the war, still have lives to lead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 9-13-07 - Published: 8-9-07 - Ron W. & Hermione G.
4. One Month Later reviews
Spoilers for Deathly Hallows! Set after the end of the main events. There's not much I can say here that's not a spoiler: lightheartedness which I think would've been nice in the book. Don't read unless you've read DH!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 7-22-07 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete
5. Sun, Sea And Sand » reviews
Sequel to 'Thrills'. Rose enjoyed the fair so much she wants to do something similar again a bit longer this time... makes loads more sense if you've read 'Thrills'.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7-9-07 - Published: 10-6-06
6. Uncle Ianto and Aunty Jack » reviews
Gwen and Owen are married with a baby. But Bob's been driving them insane recently and they need time to themselves ... just a bit of fun Torchwood humour. Rating possibly for further chapters. Please R&R.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 3-3-07
7. Really Seeing the Future reviews
Rose finds out how hard it is being a Time Lord in a fluffier way than the real epsiode. Set in School Reunion. Only the teeniest bit angsty, please R&R.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-2-06 - Complete
8. Thrills » reviews
Complete! Trouble may be just the bits in between, but Rose is bored of it. So what happens when the Doctor takes her somewhere trouble free? Say, a fair? 10Rose eventually.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 9-12-06 - Published: 8-25-06 - Complete
9. The Happy Sister of Plenitude reviews
Third time lucky! Or not ... The Doctor learns again that he needs to be more careful when it comes to happy enemies.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-2-06 - Complete
10. Two Universes reviews
Would they really collapse? Or what's the real reason Rose can't hug him? 10Rose fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-26-06
11. The Happy Clockwork Droid reviews
A Clockwork Droid turns Happy! Can the Doctor trust it? Or should he have learned his lesson with the Dalek? Please R&R!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-26-06 - Complete
12. You're Not? reviews
As she's never going to see him again, Rose decides to play one last trick on the Doctor. One shot 10Rose fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-26-06 - Complete
13. The Runaway Bride reviews
How's the Doctor going to meet Martha Jones? Here's my version. Please R&R. One shot with just enough humour to put it in that category.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-24-06 - Complete
14. Dear Rose reviews
Post Doomsday one shot. Is there a way the Doctor can tell Rose what he needed to tell her? Rating to be safe.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-7-06 - Complete
15. What Could Have Been » reviews
Set in sixth year. What would have happened if Hermione and Ron hadn't fallen out? Will get more like the books in later chapters, you know, funny, dramatic, mysterious ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-1-06 - Published: 6-4-06 - Ron W. & Hermione G.
16. The Happy Dalek reviews
An extremely random fic where a Dalek turns nice ... I know it's very stupid. If you don't like insane things like this, don't read. If you do, please review! 10th Doctor, not that it matters much.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-17-06 - Complete
17. How's it Going to Happen? » reviews
Ron and Hermione are going to get together. Here are some ways in which I think they might. Will probably end soon, as not many people like this much.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 6-18-06 - Published: 4-22-06 - Ron W. & Hermione G.
18. You Never Told Me? » reviews
Complete! Formerly 'The News'. At Bill and Fleur's wedding, Harry is told something he didn't know. By everyone who does. About two of his best friends. Rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,106 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 5-13-06 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete
19. Relaxing » reviews
Hermione convinces Harry and Ron to come to McGonagall's relaxation session with her. A little bit of RWHG from Ron's POV. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 5-19-06 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete
20. Joey Makes a Mess! reviews
Sixth in the 'Joey Does Whatever' series. Joey has eaten too much and wants to pass the time while the horrible, fullup feeling goes away...
Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-5-06 - Complete
21. Ode to The Sims reviews
A poem I wrote about The Sims. Because it's hard to write a story about them. Please R&R.
Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-21-06 - Complete
22. Joey Goes to Jail! reviews
Latest 'Joey Does Whatever' story. Joey is arrested and Chandler must pay for him to be released. If you don't like random insanity, don't read. You have been warned.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-19-06 - Complete
23. Harry's Troubles » reviews
Harry sees a giant bar of chocolate in Honeydukes and instantly wants it. But he can't afford it. How will he get the money? Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-1-06 - Published: 2-8-06 - Harry P. - Complete
24. Joey Catches a Fish! reviews
Surely Joey can't get into trouble doing that? Fourth in the 'Joey Does Whatever' series.
Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-1-06 - Complete
25. The End reviews
The final showdown. With added RHr fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-22-06 - Harry P. - Complete
26. The Island » reviews
Complete! Hermione has a dream which makes her think she has an important decision to make about her relationships with Harry and Ron ... HBP spoilers, if you still haven't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,652 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 4-21-06 - Published: 2-8-06 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete
27. Pathetic reviews
James thinks about what he said to Kerry at the end of The Killing. Just a fluffy ficlet, my first and probably only Cherub one, so please R&R.
Cherub - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-22-06 - Complete
28. Last Happiness » reviews
Yes, another BillandFleur'swedding fanfic! Mainly HPGW, eventually implied RWHG and, of course, BWFD! Funny fluff. And complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-20-06 - Published: 2-16-06 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
29. Joey Falls Down a Hill! reviews
Joey has another unfortunate adventure! This is the third in the series of 'Joey Does Whatever' stories. Please read if you liked 'Joey Walks into a Wall' you'll love this!
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-15-06 - Complete
30. Joey Walks Into a Wall! reviews
Oneshot pure insanity. After 'Joey Goes to the Beach', Joey does exactly what it says in the title and his friends have to help him out. Please R&R, I appreciate flames. Honest.
Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-14-06 - Complete
31. The Number » reviews
COMPLETE! Ron's living with his parents when Ginny brings him some news and a number. My first fic, please R&R. If I get one more review I'll do a sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-13-06 - Published: 2-7-06 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete
32. The Beech Tree reviews
Oneshot RHr, rating to be safe. Ron tries something Harry gets away with all the time... sadly he doesn't. But it's not so bad. Cute little ficlet, PLEASE R&R,.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-10-06 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete
33. Joey Goes to the Beach! reviews
The title says it all. Joey goes out and gets into a bit of trouble. Then when he's rescued he finds a new use for Chandler! Sorry if it's weird, I still don't know too much about Friends. Please R&R constructively.
Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-9-06 - Complete