General Alert/Important Notage/the Most Current(est) crap:

hahahahahahahahahahahaha...this is good. Very good, Mr. Bigglesworth.

LEGENDS II: BIOHAZARDOUS EVOLUTION (ITS COMING!!)

Works in progress??

Dog Days update maybe never...story is on official hiatus (Ha! THere's a joke...)

Completed Stories (Or at least the ones I consider done...I might go back and review/add on to/ revise in the future...)

Legends: Neo Genises-A Devil May Cry fanfic

Jonah (might add to it though...we'll keep that thought on the back burner)-28 days/weeks Later fanfic

When We Were Gods-Devil May Cry one shot series

There is fan art for the above story (Legends: Neo Genises) you can find it at teh all powerful PockyMunchingGod's profile. So! The follow the linkage and drop her a line to say hi! Pocky has to be the awesomest muffindess I've met on FFnet. http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1141569/

Fun Oddities/Randomness Section:

The two sweetest, best things I am looking forward to: Left 4 Dead 2 (need I say more?) and Tarentino's Inglorious Bastards. (OMG tarentino is gracing us unworthing ingrates with another bloody, action-filled fantasy, pray to the kill bill gods that its just that damn good and lives up to the hype, but then again its tartentino as he is, could you ask for anything beyond that?)

Everyday Vital statistics:

Age: Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a fuck. :)

Hobbies: here at this site, reading, tv, water related anything, burning holiday sugar peeps, spanish

Local: Anywhere I can find the warm loving glow of a computer screen

Favs: There was too many so I got rid of the Fav's section...seemed a bit pointless...but i guess you could say i'm something of a music whore... just ask if you really want to know...

Quotes To Live By (if you're still reading that is)

"Go. Leave me. I can't leave you. Motherfuckers eat road kill around these parts."- Wrey and Cherry Darlin, Planet Terror.

"When i say i want rare meat that means I want you to bring it into the kitchen and let it look at the oven in terror before bringing it out to me,"-Wolf, The 10th kingdom

"Fuck! Fuck! Holy Shit! I can't believe that just happened!"-Boondock Saint, "...is it dead?"-Funny man

'Wait! You carried ham 3000 miles across the country?' 'No! I put it under my seat.' - a line from a play (kinda forgot what it was named though.)

"No reason to play it quiet. No reason to play it any way but my way."-Marv, (frank miller's) SinCity

"Take from them everything, and give them nothing!."-300 (Frank Miller's kick ass movie!)

"Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can imagine."-Obi Wan Kanobi. XD Everyone has the ubber geek moment, this is mine, here for everyone to see on teh world wide web. Awesome, i know.

"I am who I choose to be."-no idea who said it.

" 'How good are you with that?' 'Not that i have to be at this range, but i'm a fucking surgeon with this shotgun.' " - The Bride and Lisa Wong's assassin, Kill Bill 2

"Only a true enemy can teach you the lessons of Tolerance and Compassion."-no idea where this came from, just kinda something that stuck with me...

" 'And oh holy fuck, it just gets lamer and lamer...' " Red Jergen, kano jergen's physco-killer head buddy. Quote was taken from an online webcomic call KAGERO. It's so messed up it's great. website link is right here: http://www.electric-manga.com/ (... I wonder if i should ask before posting that??)

The romans didn't build an amazing empire with board meetings and paper pushers, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.-Keri said it. Okay, maybe not a quote to live by, it's a bit morbid, eh its worth a giggle or two.