MAY THE SPARK BE WITH YOU

+Save the soul of Atlantis-Save Elizabeth+
+FORGIVE TPTB-but only after they've been taken out and shot+

Without Elizabeth Weir Stargate Atlantis truely sucked! First they took away Dr Carson Beckett (who TPTB said wasn't going to die! Liers!!) and then Dr Elizabeth Weir.

They may have died on the show, but ELIZABETH AND SPARKY WILL NOT DIE IN OUR HEARTS OR BE FORGOTTEN!!

And I also have this theory which destroys the whole of Season Four (and is quite believable). Please check it out.

Insanity- doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results. ~Albert Einstein

I am not intentionally evil, it's natural. ~ Me

I'm not annoying. My personality just clashes with yours, ~ Me

Your True Love is the one that brings you coffee in the morning. ~ Me

I will go down with this ship, and I won't put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above my door... ~ Dido (White Flag)

Hi! I am Stargatecrazy. But you can call me SGC or Crazy for short (aka Katie), I am from Shropshire (England) and I am 16 years old (April 21st). And I would like everyone to know that quite frankly, I think that FANFICTION ROCKS!! With out it, a lot of ships would never happen. It makes people happy! //Grin// Now enough with all the sentimental pap...

Shameless plug of My Music Videos. They are all Picard/Crusher from Star Trek: TNG:
Momentum
Automatic
I'm Not Strong Enough to Say No
I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper
Beverly Teasing Jean-Luc
My Immortal
And others which I have not listed here.

I am also the leader of the almighty Sparky Army with the command shared with Steph7085! We plot to rule the world, turn it into Sparkyopolis and convert everyone to Atlantis Shep/Weir fans //grins proudly// Last year we attempted(and generally succeeded) to write a piece of fanfic or a chapter of a piece of fanfic for every day of the year. THE YEAR 2008 IS NOW KNOWN AS "THE YEAR OF THE SPARK"!!

Books I love:
-Chaos Walking Series
-The Knife of Never Letting Go
-The Ask and the Answer (Patrick Ness) -if anyone knows of ANY fanfic for this, I'd be very grateful!!
-Darren Shan Saga (DSS)-(Books 4-6 are my fave but I love all 12) -Darran Shan
-Demonata Saga -Darren Shan
-Northen Lights + The Amber Spyglass -Philip Pullman
-Harry Potter Series (Mainly PS, PoA and DH) - J.K. Rowling
-Twilight Series -Stephenie Meyer

T.V Shows I love:
-Stargate SG-1,
-Stargate Atlantis,
-BattleStar Galactica,
-V: The Series,
-V: The Mini Series (but not as much as the series),
-Bones,
-Primeval,
-Pushing Daisies,
-StarTrek: Voyager (thanks to Steph7085),
-StarTrek: The Next Generation,
-Buck Rogers in the 25th Century,
-A Town Called Eureka,
-The X-Files,
-Pokemon (ssh, it's not childish!! //hides//),
-Death Note,
-Justice Leage/Unlimited (ssh, this isn't childish either! lol)
-American Idol,
-MASH

I am a GIGANTIC shipper (and I mean GIGANTIC) for:
-Sam/Jack (SG-1)
-John/Elizabeth (Atlantis)
-Roslin/Adama (as in Bill Adama not Lee :shivers: Strange people...) (BattleStar Galactica)

I am a BIG shipper (not as big as GIGANTIC but still pretty BIG) for (In alphabetical order of by genre):
-TV Series:
-Jack Carter/Tess Fontana (A Town Called Eureka)
-Booth/Brennan (Bones)
-Buck/Wilma (Buck Rogers)
-Bruce (Batman)/Diana (Wonder Women)(Justice League)
-Hawkeye/Margaret (MASH)
-Jessie/James (Pokemon)
-Butch/Cassidy (Pokemon)
-Nick/Claudia (Primeval)
-Ned/Chuck (even though I feel sorry for Olive) (Pushing Daisies)
-Picard/Crusher (The Next Generation)
-Janeway/Chakotay (thanks to Steph7085) (Voyager)
-Doctor/Seven of Nine (Voyager)
-Diana/Lydia (I think I'm the only one, there is NO fanfic for them) (V: The Series)
-Mulder/Scully (The X-Files)

Movies:
-Stranz/Fairchild (Blades of Glory)
-Sharpay/Ryan (HSM)
-Tony Stark/Pepper Potts (Iron Man)
-Bond/Moneypenny (James Bond 007)
-Sweeney Todd/Nellie Lovett (Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street)
-Carlisle/Esme (Twilight Series)
-Magneto/Mystique (X-Men)

Video Games:
-Marcus Fenix/Anya Stroud (Gears of War)
-Bernie Mataki/Victor Hoffman (Gears of War)
-FemShepard/Kaiden Alenko (Mass Effect)

Books:
-Todd Hewitt/Viola Eade (Chaos Walking) -No fanfic at ALL for this fandom...please...tell me if you know of ANY!
-Larten/Arra (DSS)
-Minerva McGonagall/Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter)
-Bellatrix Lestrange/Voldemort (Harry Potter)

Ships I like but don't read or write fic just for (basically ships I can see that have chemistry):
-Daniel/Janet (SG-1)
-Daniel/Vala (SG-1)
-Ronon/Teyla (Atlantis)
-Rodney/Katie (Atlantis)
-Beckett/Cadman (Atlantis)
-Tom/B'Elanna (Voyager)
-Troi/Riker (The Next Generation)
-Abby/Connor (Primeval)
-Lee/Kara (can a pairing really have any more angst?!) (BattleStar Galactica)
-Harry/Hermione (I never liked Harry/Ginny or Ron/Hermione, sorry) (Harry Potter)

Shippy is one of my many middle names, including...obsessive, insane and hyper!

And The Princess Bride and Galaxy Quest have got to be two of the best Comedy movies ever, in my opinion anyway!!

A little bit about me:
-Well,...my favourite colour is dark green, blue or khaki,
-I am usually hyper even when I haven't had any sugar,
-I constantly obsess over my fandoms,
-I also constantly obsess over fanfiction and shipping,
-I love to be sarcastic,
-I tend to bad mouth all those that stand in the way of my chosen ship (which is mean I know),
-I will try to convert any one or any thing into a shipper!
-Also, according to my mates, I have the mental capacity of a tea spoon! LOL!

Things that will never happen to me:
-I will NEVER become a Sheyla shipper,
-I will NEVER stop being a shipper,
-I will NEVER give up reading/writing shippy fics,
-I will ABSOLUTELY NEVER stop watching Stargate SG-1/Atlantis (Seasons 1-3)! (even when I'm as old as the Ancients and have seen every episode over 50,000 times!)
- And now you are free to class me as a complete nutter! HeHe!

Pairings I Will Never Ship:
-Sam with: Pete, Martouf, Narim, Orlin, Laira - SG-1...See the pattern...
-John with Chaya, Teer, Mara, Mike Branton, Larrin - Atlantis ...Again with the pattern...
-Cam/Sam (It just makes me shudder) -SG-1
-Sheyla (There is just no Chemisty!) -Atlantis
-McWeir (Rodney looks after her like she's a younger sister!) -Atlantis
-Slash pairings (unless I'm in a hyper mood when McKay/Zelenka or McKay/Beckett is okay),
-Fem pairings (Unless your talking about V (not the mini-series) then I absolutely LOVE Diana/Lydia!),
-Sam/Daniel (they're like brother and sister) -SG-1
-Jack/Janet (Puleese! In most scenes with Janet, Jack's worrying bout Sam or Vice Versa) -SG-1
Dumbledore/Grindlewald (It's just seems like bad fanfic on crack, even if it was JKR who said it!) -Harry Potter

Favourite Super Heroes: Has to be Batman! Yes...he probably wouldn't be able to beat Superman in a one-on-one battle but if you think about it he's a well known, very much feared man and he has no superpowers!! I think he rocks!! Plus knowing him he has Kryptonite in his belt! haha

Favorite Evil Characters:
-Kolya! I LOVE Kolya! (most of my fics (that I haven't posted) contain him and the Genii) -Atlantis
-Bob the Wraith! Alive for 5 minutes and I have an obsession over him! -Atlantis,
-Steve the Wraith! He was alive longer than Bob but :shrug: -Atlantis
-Ba'al-The only Goa'uld with a fashion sense (and he's hott) -SG-1
-Freya-Anise (I know she's not evil but can't you just feel the evil vibe from her! AND if it wasn't for her Sam and Jack would never have gotten stuck behind opposite sides of a Goa'uld force field/shield on Apophis' ship and had to endure the emotional torture! Hmm, but then there would be no Divide & Conquer! Okay so she's not all that bad!) -SG-1
-Magneto and Mystique, they are WAY better than the good guys! - X-men
-Diana and Lydia from V: The Series

Fave Quotes:
-RepliCarter: There are two of us.
O'Neill: If only! (SG-1 Gemini)
-Rodney: Fly Lucius, Fly! (Atlantis-Irresistible)
-The Borg: We are the Borg. Existence as you know it, is over. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. (Numerous Star Trek shows/episodes)
-Janeway: Three years ago I didn't even know your name. Today I can't imagine a day without you. (Star Trek: Voyager-Scorpion Pt1)
-Philip: Ladies, we are not animals (to Diana and Lydia-they're lizards!!) (V: The Series)
-Caboose: Timeline? Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round. (Red vs Blue online Halo series)

Just like the famous saying of James T Kirk (Beam me up Scottie) which was never actually spoken (even though he did say "Scottie beam me up" in one of the newer movies) there is a Stargate SG-1 quote which has never been placed with an episode:
Jack (under his breath): Whoa! Gotta love Carter in leather!
General Hammond: What was that, Jack?
Jack: I said, ´nice eather´...Sir. Ahem, I´ll be in the commisary.

No one knows if this has been taken from a fanfiction or is just something someone made up. But it has become something that loyal SJ shippers search the Stargate realm for. Was it a deleted scene? Someone's imagination? Who knows? I wish I did!!

I am only young (16 as I said) yet I love reading (anything from books to fanfic to magazines and even the occasional newspaper-should read them more really) and writing fanfiction and have lots of weird ideas that I need to write down to get them out of my system. My favourite fics are shippy ones but I am terrible at writing them. I read the occasional humor or friendship fic but it's usually shippy all the way for me. I only seem able to write Angst or Dark fics so Fluff hardly ever comes my way but when I'm lucky...

A lot af my stories start out with no plot but then they actually develop as I'm writing them. So most of the time I need the readers to help me with ideas unless I'm writing a one-shot. I hope you enjoy my stories and when you've read them REVIEW!

If you are a Sparky shipper, come join our insanity. That is, if you really want to. LOL! There's me, izzles, Astrantia, Kitty, Beach Chick, Pandi, Tortie, Andie, bbqmice, Myriadragon, Rathlyn Starwind, IceCream Junkie, Steph, Hannah, Sparkly, Saphire, Raven, Jack, Kuro and more. We chat about anything and everything and rarely keep on topic (Weir or Teyla-obvious answer anyway). Yeah...so come and join the madness at the SheppardWeir, ShWeir, Sparky forum!

I am friends with LovelessOtaku and SniperCat even though I am no where near as obsessed with Anime as they are (apart from Pokemon of course) or slash! They write very good Slash fics...and I hate slash, so that is a definite compliment!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

To sum me up in 6 words: Random, obsessive, insane and slightly evil!
=And for all those out there that are just like me...don't worry...sanity is an easy thing to lose especially when you're a shipper!

Other Sparky Stargate Atlantis fics I have written for The Year Of The Spark (They are all complete):
Because I Love You - Elizabeth wants to go off-world; John doesn’t want to let her. Feelings are revealed and a lovely end scene on our favourite balcony. The ninth installment of a years worth of Sparky stories! (Slightly OOC)
Sweet Salvation - John comforts Elizabeth after everyone thought he was dead. Quite angsty. The twenty-third installment of a years worth of Sparky stories!
Dark Dreams - What happens when Elizabeth starts having disturbing dreams involving John? What happens when Elizabeth and other members of the expedition fall ill? What happens when people start dying? Can John save Elizabeth before it’s too late? Multichapter fic!
Stupid Laws - A challenge set by Hannah554, John gets in trouble and it seems it was Rodney’s and Elizabeth’s fault all along. Let the Sparky fics continue! (and yes there is a Sparky kiss! This is actually fluffy!!)
Bunnies and Sheppards and Wraith, Oh My - Not a parody as the title may suggest. Elizabeth doesn't know what's going on. Pink bunny rabbits, Wraith on Atlantis, John kissing her! And suddenly she's pregnant?! What the hell is happening?
Elizabeth, I Love You - John suddenly wants to tell Elizabeth that he loves her but can’t find the words. Can his friends help, or will they just make it worse?