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since: 02-06-06, id: 985812, Profile Updated: 10-01-09
country: United States
Author has written 26 stories for Sherwood Smith, Pirates of the Caribbean, To Kill a Mockingbird, and Harry Potter.

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1. Sunspots » reviews
Hopefully this will be a series of oneshots. 3rd shot is up! Someone loses her temper... A smash of glass against the wall and a delicate screech brought me running. Entitled: Mirror. Please read and review! Thanks!
Sherwood Smith - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-11-08 - Published: 7-30-08
2. The Diner That Lies Between Life and Death » reviews
What if socalled purgatory was a retro 50's diner? What would Jack think of it? This is my strange idea of that place between life and death. A retro 50's diner. Last chapter is finally up! The author begs your forgiveness! Apology & ending inside! Sorry!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,293 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 8-1-08 - Published: 11-22-06 - Complete
3. A Special Friendship » reviews
A HHr romance. Don't read if you dislike this pairing. Not much plot yet except relationship development. Rated M on safe sidepossibly for later chapters. Sorry there's been no update in forever. My creativity has been lost in the hecticness we call life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-16-07 - Published: 4-16-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G.
4. The Trials of Finding Oneself in the 17th Century » reviews
I bolted straight out of bed, standing quicker than a bored, hyperactive sevenyearold ever could, and that’s really saying something. “I can’t miss 1st pd. today, I have a test on plantains!” oo.Sound like an anachronism? Maybe that's how it's intended.oo
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 59,348 - Reviews: 164 - Updated: 6-30-07 - Published: 8-14-06 - Complete
5. Battling Oneself » reviews
So... what really happened on that deserted island in film number one? This is how I figure it... Rated M completely for safety. It's barely dirty at all. It only references that sort of thing. LAST CHAPTER UP!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-22-07 - Published: 4-16-07 - Complete
6. In the Face of Death reviews
Oneshot or drabble of the kiss in POTC2 from Jack's POV. Elizabeth has always been a child in Jack's eyes but once a girl arranges to kill you, you start to think differently.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-22-07 - Complete
7. Grief reviews
In her delicate hand is an hourglass that seems to be spun from thin, see through, diaphanous sugar, draining fast, and the golden sand sifts through the tapered middle like liquid, turning to black ash as it hits the bottom. oneshot, postAWE. r and r!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-14-07 - Complete
8. Inside the Box reviews
Aunt Alexandra: every character has some rhyme and reason to their actions. Why is she the way she is? She wants everyone to take their correct place in society, but even she wonders, is that so wrong? ONESHOT, FIRST PERSON, written for school, R and R!
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-5-07 - Complete
9. Running Away reviews
This is just a oneshot I had to write for school. It's about Dill, his home life, and the reasons he ran away. oO Crying gives you this hopeless, swollen feeling, like an open wound that’s been rubbed with salt.Oo FIRST PERSON ONESHOT, DILL'S POV. R and R
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-5-07 - Complete
10. Frozen Time » reviews
Post AWE. Elizabeth has finally been rejected. How will she cope? She'll freeze time, and hope that her memories freeze along with it.[Newly posted chapter two explaining Dickens references no need to read it, it's just some nerdy rambling] Read, Review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-5-07 - Published: 1-1-07 - Complete
11. Nails reviews
Elizabeth knows why she's different from Jack. Why? One word: nails. See the more frivolous side of Elizabeth. ONESHOT HUMOR. TIMELINE: MIDDLE OF POTC1. Please read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-3-07 - Complete
12. Sunset reviews
Elizabeth wants to see what lies beyond the horizon. ONESHOT. This is just one of my perceptions about Elizabeth while she watches a Caribbean sunset. Implied JE if you're really looking for that sort of thing. Please read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-3-07 - Complete
13. Kohl reviews
Jack gets his kohl for the first time in a fluffy scene between a young, seductive Persian girl and our favorite pirate captain, Jack. ONESHOT FLUFF. TIMELINE: PRE CoTBP. Please read and review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-3-07 - Complete
14. The Ancient Art of Mary Sue: POTC reviews
Inspired by Lady Lolabert. This is the guide to writing a Mary Sue. It is an ancient art, as previously stated. Enjoy. Please read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete
15. Reading up on Shakespeare reviews
This is a oneshot concerning the education of a young Elizabeth Swann. One sleepless night, she finds herself reading 'Romeo and Juliet' aloud, but what does the blasted thing mean? Kudos to anyone who can tell me what symbolism I used. Please rr!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-28-06 - Complete
16. Faded Warmth reviews
Take what you can. Give nothin' back. And that's just what he did. I was but a victim. And who was to blame me for wanting to feel that warmth just one more time, however fleeting it may have been? Warning: This is a oneshot sex scene.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-20-06 - Complete
17. Death reviews
Elizabeth stood shakily above his dying form, her slender hand trembling so hard that the pistol fell with an audible clunk to the deck. A oneshot. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH AND SOME GORE. I would greatly appreciate reviews on this. Thanks!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-25-06 - Complete
18. Jealousy and Bloodlust reviews
This is a oneshot from the pov of Norrington. It's basically the scene where Jack and Norrington meet in the first movie after the proposal, plus a flashback of my own design. I disclaim: I own nothing. Not even good grammar.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-24-06 - Complete
19. A Different Christmas for the Lonely Stowaway reviews
This oneshot is in first person. Please read and review! Merry Christmas! And, yes, i do know that thanksgiving hasn't even come yet. I'm just weird. And look! I just fixed the grammar in the summary!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-16-06 - Complete
20. No Way of Knowing reviews
I had no way of knowing. No way of knowing that a girl's life would change forever, no way of knowing that he'd be back. I had no way of knowing. I'm just the keeper of a brothel, trying to find my way, just like everybody else.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-13-06
21. Where's a Copy of The Odyssey When You Need One? reviews
ONESHOT, first person, from the pov of a cabin boy aboard jack's ship. I've always considered Jack to be an educated person, and this is how he's portrayed. there is a reference to homer's odyssey duh please read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-10-06 - Complete
22. A Petitioner's Thoughts » reviews
The guildmaster of the musician's of Remalna tells of her time preparing for, and in, petitioner's court. She will possibly give her thoughts on Vidanric and Mel, but I'm not there yet, so maybe not.
Sherwood Smith - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-1-06 - Published: 8-14-06
23. Desperation reviews
Oneshot angst. Please read and review. This probably means nothing to you, but this is the anonymous reviewer 'music nerd' speaking. Rating is for safety.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-11-06 - Complete
24. Desires, Compasses, and Kisses reviews
A oneshot in which: Jack figures out what his true love is, Elizabeth gets snogged by somebody... not telling who, and Jack is caught dancing... well, the piece is rather bad, but it'd make me happy if you read it. and reviewed. oh, and by the by, this is
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-11-06 - Complete
25. Roses reviews
A oneshot from Elestra's pov, 1st person. It's a metaphor yay and a reflection on roses. I would greatly appreciate it if you would read and review.
Sherwood Smith - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-11-06 - Complete
26. Intruding Upon Vidanric's Privacy reviews
Oneshot in which Russav starts to piece things together regarding Vidanric's mail and a certain countess. In first person: Russav's POV. Please read and review if it isn't too much trouble.
Sherwood Smith - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-11-06 - Complete
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