Hey Y'all!
Futuremisscsi60 here! I love the show CSI and that's the only fanfiction I plan on doing. But you never know what the future holds...
Favorite Pairs:
Grissom/Sara
Catherine/Warrick
Nick/OFC
Greg/OFC
If One Of The Partners Died:
Grissom/no one (he he)
Sara/ Warrick
Catherine/ no one (he he again)
Greg/ Wendy
Favorite Shows:
CSI: Las Vegas
That 70's Show
Friends
Sex and the City (And my absolute most favorite line in that entire show... Carrie: What do you think you are doing? Big: I think I'm kicking some Russian ass...!)
Prison Break
QUOTES:
Alright, since I'm crazy insane (like most of you know) I've decided to post some of my crazy insane sayings up here...so if anyone says 'em, I've got proof that I SAID IT FIRST!!!! Um...-coughs and straightens shirt- I'm sorry you had to read that...on we go!
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"My flamming chicken demands to be sporked!" -Me
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"I may be Jewish, but I'm Catholic on the inside."
"Really? Cause I'm squishy on the inside..."
"Ha! I'm Kiersten on the inside..." -Conversation between Emma, Kiersten, and I
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"Hey JC, do you brake for unicorns?"
"Yes...hey Garret, do you brake for unicorns?"
"Nope. I plow right through 'em."
"Quick, JC, kick him in the shins and run away!" -Conversation between JC, Garret, and I
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"Uh...Shelby...your pants are singing to me."
"Yeah. I know. They do that sometimes."
"Oh wait...I think that's the robot on your pants thats singing..."
"Yeah...he likes you." -Conversation between Shelby and I
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"You guys! My puppy's having babies!"
"Oh really, what kind?!"
"Uh, small ones..." -Conversation between Patrick and I
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"Holy sheep shit Batman!" -Tim
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-Caylen sneeze-
"Caylen, are you allergic to something?"
-sniffles- "No. That's just my allergies...oh wait..."
-Emma cracks up laughing-
-Conversation between Emma and I
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"Well she's a Brick...COOOOUUUUCH!"
"Wow...wait, Emma...did you just say 'brick couch'?"
"Um...yeah..."
"Dumbass! The song is called Brick House...!"
"Oh!" (lol)
"Oh Man! You're such a tard face!"
"Yeah...you definetely deserve 'The Helmet' for that..." -Conversation between Emma, Kiersten, and I (birth of The Tard Face Helmet)
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"Dude! I wear this Helmet with pride!" -Me (legacy of The Tard Face Helmet)
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(The following is a conversation between Emma and I)
"Caylen, I have to ask you something serious..."
"Um...okay."
"...Do you brake for unicorns?"
"Um...what the Hello Kitty are you talking about?"
"It's not a joke Caylen...violence against unicorns is a serious issue...people just don't brake for them anymore."
"I'm pretty sure I brake for unicorns."
"'Pretty sure'...? 'Pretty sure' doesn't save lives Caylen..."
"Alright...I brake for unicorns."
"How often?"
"Excuse me?"
"How often do you brake for unicorns?"
"Always."
"Always?"
"Well it's not everyday I see mythical creatures galivanting along the highway Emma...but when I do, I brake for them."
"Do you take pictures of them?"
"No. I don't beleive in that."
"Exploitation?"
"No, flash photography."
"Oh...you don't like Kodak?"
"No, no, no, bears are fine...it's cameras I don't like."
-Emma looks at me like I'm insane- "Um..." -she sighs- "Whatever..."
"Pass the buffalo wings."
"Yeah okay."
(So I ask you now...do YOU brake for unicorns...?)
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"You can't make friends with salads..." -Steph
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"Crap! I spilled my coffee on the Christmas tree! Ugh! Christmas is ruined!"
"No it's not! Don't worry, I have post-its!"
"How will that help anything?"
"They're pink and green..."
"Woohoo! Bring on the post-it madness!" -Conversation between Paige and I
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"Wanna go with me to Tipp City? I could pack you in my suitcase."
"See, I would, but I made plans to staple my hand to a wall so..." -Conversation between Kiersten and I
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"Dude, ya know Andre...?"
"Yeah..."
"I totally have his goat...I mean, seriously, I own his goat, that's my goat!"
-looks at me confused- "What are you talking about...?"
"Andre's goat..."
"Isn't Andre's name actually Mike?"
"Yeah, I guess, but I couldn't remember his name, so I named him Andre..."
"You named him?"
"Yes...I name everyone...I name my shoes too..." -Conversation between Patrick, Emma, and I
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"You guys! I got an e-mail from Kiersten last night-"
"Whoa! Did you just say you got an Emo kid on your porch last night...?"
"No..."
"...Oh...well then please continue." -Conversation between Brett and I
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"Look! Andre! It's our 'love-children', Owen and Shannon!"
-Steph looks at me like I'm crazy- "Isn't his name Mike...and isn't Owen's name Eddie...?"
-I sigh and Shannon rolls her eyes- "Don't make her get into it..." -Conversation between Steph, Shannon, and me
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"Who kicked over this trash can?"
-Emma looks around guiltily- "Uh...Caylen did it!"
"What?! I did not!"
"Caylen, quit kicking over trash cans..." -Conversation between Emma, Mr. Fur-real, and I
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"Wait...so, what in Latin is a transvestite?"
"Adjectives?"
"No...adjectives are sluts..."
"Oh..."
"Oh yeah! 'War' is a transvestite! Yep, adjectives are sluts and 'war' is a tranny..." -I turn to Jeremy- "Hey Jeremy...we figured it out...YOU'RE A 'WAR'!"
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"Oh sweet Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!"
"What?! What is it?!"
"...My uterus is growling..."
-Emma looks at me like I'm insane- "...Don't you mean your stomach is growling?"
"No, this is below my stomach...and I can't feel it in my stomach, I can feel it in my uterus..." -Conversation between Emma and I
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"OMG y'all! The movie was soooo good!"
"What'd you go see?"
"The Pursuit of Happyness. Patrick didn't really care for it, but I thought it was so inspiring..."
"Really?"
"Yeah, it really made me wanna go home and do my homework..."
-They all laugh-
"But when I got home the inspiration wore off...so I decided to eat ice cream instead." -Conversation between The Lunch Table and I
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I believe in diversity...I change my socks every day!" -Me
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"Stalkers are fun."
"Yeah, you could akways use a second opinion on your life." -Patrick and I
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"Some call me stubborn, others call me independent, most call me Caylen." -Me (Who'da thunk it!)
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"Ending with the beginning is a great way to end." -Me
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"Wait...they don't clip on?" -Me (don't even ask what I was talking about...two people know what this is about...and that's two too many!)
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"Ow! Good burn!"
"Yeah, I know..."
-sigh- "You aren't even sorry?"
"Nope."
"Hey now, I thought I was the evil one in this relationship..."
-Patrick laughs evilly-
"Ugh...shut up and go back to worshiping the very ground I walk on..." -Patrick and I
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"Oh gross! That couple behind us is like..." -shivers in disgust- "He's like 50 and she's like...12!"
-sigh- "She is not...she looks like, 20 somethin'."
"That's gross."
"Hey, be quiet now, in a few months you'll be older than I will..."
"Nah, I'll break up with you by then."
-I give him a deadly look and he laughs...but no one else does because WE all know it wasn't funny...-
"Oh, I'll give you a break..."
-I lift up the golf club and run after him-
"Shiiiiiiiiit!" -Patrick and I
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"Is it bad when you start weilding golf clubs and other sporting equipment at your boyfriend...?"
-Paige nods-
"I'm afraid so." -Paige and I
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"It just makes me wanna ballroom dance with someone I hate." -Me
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"What have I got to loose? I've only got stuff to learn." -Emma
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"OCD and ADD, it's an alphabet soup of mental disorders." -Emma
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"Be quiet, I'll think better of you." -Patrick
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"Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable." -The Wizard of Oz
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"A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved." -The Wizard of Oz
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"I was expelling letters!" -Me
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"Dude, I totally verbed that noun!" -Me
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup." -Elizabeth
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Okay, I mostly do stories on my own. But occasionally I will have my sis, Tigger, (love ya Chica!), or my two BFs (and I mean best friends, not boy friends -rolls eyes- silly people) help me and co/write. And that's it...so...-looks around-...I guess you should read the stories now. Though I secretly wonder if anyone besides myself actually reads these things...hm...
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