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The Cashew Nuts
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since: 02-07-06, id: 985934
Author has written 26 stories for Lord of the Rings, Naruto, Stargate: SG-1, and Harry Potter.

Hi everybody who has come to look at our profile! We would like to thank anyone who has come here or left a review.

Something about us: We live in Australia, go to highschool and own a pet kangaroo each! just joking about the kangaroos, we know some people in other countries think thats kind of novel!

Anyway, hope you enjoy reading our fics, and remember to check out the favourites!

Lots of love,

The Cashew Nuts.

Nut2 speaks of Nut1: Well, what can I say, she's a bitch. At least to me. So if she seems nice remember, it's all an act. More about her...I could say that's it but...she can be alright sometimes. She talks a lot in class and can be really...boisterous. But it's amuseing...watching her make a fool of herself...and she is really lacking empathy! I mean I'm crying and she's sitting there laughing at me! Um, she looks, like...herself...kind of tall and...brown/blonde hair, brown eyes...that's boreing um, green hair and purple eyes and she can fly! And she's been my annoying compainion, er, friend for a long time. So, she's an alright person overall! That's it now...oh, and she's clumsy...really clumsy.

Nut 1 speaks of Nut 2: Well, what can i possibly say after that. Nut 2 is a...unique girl with an...interesting sense of humour to match. (for the record, what she said about me laughing when she cries, it's true, but when she cries its because she is watching a movie, that may or may not be sad. seriously, when we went to the cinema to see 'King Arthur,' she cried for about five minutes after, and i'm not exaggerating.)What can i say to describe her? weeeeellllll...she is tall...ish, but still not as tall as me, hah! she has dark brown hair and kinda hazel/green/whatever other colour you'd care to insert here eyes. Well, i guess i'd probably better say something nice now, i just have to think of something...hmmm...any second now...got nothing... No, not really. Nut 2 is a great friend and im very glad she has put up with me for so long. Now, before i type anything else even sappier, i'll leave it at that.


Note to NejiSaku readers: lilmisssushi and I are now co managing a C2 dedicatedNejiSaku fics carefully selected if you would like to have a look. We would appreciate any support and if you're a fan of the pairing it's a nice collection set up already to browse. Have a look in the C2 section of this profile or click the link or even check lilmisssushi'sprofileif you're interested. It's called '.:NejiSaku : Destined to Be:.' If you have any questions feel free to pm either of us! Thank you for your time!

Nut2

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Our Stories:

By Nut 2: Unfortunate Circumstances, Slightly More Fortunate Circumstances, Recovery! Or Something Like It, Irony, Gaara's New Friends, Muffins, A Change Of Attitude, Short Cuts, Indecent Proposal, New Confrontation, Changing Tactics, Misunderstandings, Plots

By Nut 1: 1982, Undercover, Old Friends, Past and Present, The Last Marauder?, After The Full Moon, Brotherly Affection, Between Two Worlds

Nut Combo's: The LOTR Cont Uncensored Version, Unexpected Encounters, Lost Correspondence, The Wrong Idea

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NUT 1 IS AWESOME LAWL!!!!11!!ONE! Love Nut2 :3




1. New Confrontation » reviews
Neji isn't around Sakura almost constantly because he wants to be, it's only because he has to be. Just like he's only looking out for her best interests when it comes to the attentions of a certain recently returned prodigy. SasuSaku NejiSaku
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,093 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 12-7-07 - Published: 7-12-06
2. Not So Little reviews
While DeGnoming the garden, Bill and Charlie hear a conversation between two people that probably should have remained private...HPGW
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 3-12-07 - Published: 3-12-07
3. The Wrong Idea reviews
When Sirius starts acting strangely, James can't help but worry. He accepts the change of course, they are friends, right? Just friends...NOT slash!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-28-07 - Published: 2-28-07
4. Lost Correspondence » reviews
When Harry Potter is given detention, he finds some rather interesting confiscated items...HPxGW JPxLE COMPLETE
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 10-10-06 - Published: 8-5-06
5. Plots reviews
When Hyuuga Neji turns up at the Hospital at three in the morning there has to be a scheme behind his actions. Coincidentally, Sakura is scheduled to work at the same time he arrives …NejiSaku
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 10-3-06
6. Between Two Worlds reviews
Lily receives a rather distressing letter from Petunia and needs a friend. JPLE and LilySirius friendship.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-30-06 - Published: 9-30-06
7. Misunderstandings reviews
There is no way Sasuke would get himself worked up over something trivial which is why Sakura worries over the reason behind her husbands recently obtained status of angst. SasuSaku
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 9-17-06 - Published: 9-17-06
8. Brotherly Affection reviews
What was happening to Sirius when James was talking to Lily in Gryffindor Tower? This is an offshoot, from 'After the Full Moon!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-8-06 - Published: 9-8-06
9. Gaara's New Friends » reviews
Those 'How To' books sure can be dangerous in the wrong hands. COMPLETE
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 8-25-06 - Published: 3-19-06
10. Changing Tactics reviews
James has a new plan of attack this year... JPLE
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-18-06 - Published: 8-18-06
11. After the Full Moon reviews
When Lily is looking for Remus, she overhears a loud argument between two friends that NEVER argue. JPLE
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-14-06 - Published: 8-14-06
12. The Last Marauder? reviews
At Bill and Fleur's wedding Remus is feeling a little lonely, until he realises something important...
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-1-06 - Published: 8-1-06
13. Slightly More Fortunate Circumstances » reviews
Sequel to 'Unfortunate Circumstances' as in, read that one first please. It would make things a lot easier to understand. NejiSaku. NOW COMPLETE despite common interpretation...
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,546 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 7-9-06 - Published: 3-21-06
14. Indecent Proposal reviews
Neji thought being a prodigy and genius made everything easy...NejiSaku.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-6-06 - Published: 7-6-06
15. Short Cuts » reviews
There was a list of things Neji would never do and it all started with spontaneous swimming…NejiSaku
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,810 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 7-3-06 - Published: 6-23-06
16. Past and Present reviews
Katie Bell receives a surprise visitor when she is in St Mungo's recovering from the cursed necklace in HBP. KBOW.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-30-06 - Published: 6-30-06
17. Old Friends » reviews
SG1 goes into the shop and Sam sees an old friend. Post Death Knell.
Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 6-17-06 - Published: 3-12-06
18. Unexpected Encounters reviews
An interesting interpretation of a scene from GoF movie, OOCness.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 6-16-06
19. A Change of Attitude reviews
Of course, Neji wouldn’t try to be nice because Tenten made him feel guilty over insulting the bodysuited idiot. He just decided to be generous when the pink haired girl had to ruin the plan again...NejiSaku
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-29-06 - Published: 4-29-06
20. Muffins reviews
Sasuke has a new hobby and for once, it dosn't involve the death of his brother. sasusaku
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 3-27-06 - Published: 3-27-06
21. Unfortunate Circumstances » reviews
On a particularly bad day,Tsunade creates the most painfull and evil plan she can, to the most undeserving person. So, who is the final member of the team to travel too the holiday village? NejiSaku. COMPLETE WITH SEQUEL.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,319 - Reviews: 127 - Updated: 3-18-06 - Published: 2-17-06
22. Irony reviews
Even at the end, Sasuke regrets. Even when she dosn't try, Sakura finds him.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-9-06 - Published: 3-9-06
23. Undercover reviews
Sam goes on an undercover mission with the Tok'ra to Baal's mothership.
Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-8-06 - Published: 3-8-06
24. The LOTR cont Uncensored Version » reviews
This story picks up from where the books left off. Its main purpose is to give insight into how your favorite characters really act in social situations outside of war. True feelings revealed and inner demons released. Our first ever story! Please be kind
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-7-06 - Published: 2-15-06
25. Recovery! Or Something Like It reviews
When tragedy strikes and 'He' leaves, Sakura must rely on the help of her friends to recover. Of course they know exactly what they are doing...So why was she in hospital then?
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-6-06 - Published: 3-6-06
26. 1982 reviews
What if the team went back to 1982 instead of 1969?
Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-17-06 - Published: 2-17-06
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