Name: Jessie

Age: 21

Country: Canada

Favorite shows/Books

Gilmore Girls

Heroes

Lost

Alias

Roswell

Twilight

Favorite pairings

GG: Rory/Jess, Lorelei/Luke, Lane/Dave, Lane/Zach, Paris/Jaime, Paris/Doyle

Heroes: none as of now

Lost: Charlie/Claire, Sawyer/Kate, Sayid/Shannon, Jack/Juliet

Alias: Sydney/Vaughn, Will/Francie, Katya/Jack/Irina (Katya and Jack are just hilarious in S3)

Roswell: Max/Liz, Michael/Maria, Isabelle/Alex

Twilight: Edward/Bella, Alice/Jasper, Rosalie/Emmett, Carlisle/Esme

I'm only writing stories for Gilmore Girls at the moment, but I might get into Lost and Alias someday. I haven't watched all the episodes of those 2 shows, so I want to see everything before getting into anything. Same goes for Heroes and Roswell. I barely saw the first season. So, long story short, I need more meat to put around the bone. Twilight is also something I'm planning on writing for too one of these days. I just need to get one with my GG fics first, I currently have 3 in process and haven't updated in quite a while... To those of you who have alerts on my GG stories who are reading this, don't give up hope! I promise I will update soon! Some unexpected help came, and I can't wait to write again!

Another thing: I'm French Canadian, so please don't be too harsh about my english, I still sometimes have the tendency to make a word-to-word translation.

Favorite books:

Twilight (Sephenie Meyer), Harry Potter series (J.K. Rowling), Knights of Emerald series (French Canadian author-Anne Robillard), Atlantis (David Gibbins), The Pendragon series (Stephen Lawhead), The Three Musketeers (Alexandre Dumas), Hadassa (French Canadian author-Myriam Beaudoin), Alia (French Canadian author-Melikah Abdelmoumen), Boy Still Missing (John Searles), Nikolski (French Canadian author-Nicolas Dickner), The girl with a pearl earring (Tracy Chevalier), Saga (Tonino Benaquista), Le thé au harem d'Archi Ahmed (French author-Mehdi Charef), The Stranger (Albert Camus), Crònica de una muerte anunciada (French version-Gabriel García Márquez), Moon Palace (Paul Aster), The Blackwook Domain (Anne Rice), The Last Secret (Sholes & Moore), Pride&Prejudice (Jane Austen), Salem's Lot (Stephen King), Le roman de Sara & Sauve-moi comme tu m'aimes (French Canadian author-Anique Poitras)

Favorite movies:

Fantastic 4; 8 Mile; 13 Ghosts; 50 First Dates; The Departed; Catch Me If You Can!; Batman: The Beginning & The Dark Knight; Into the Blue; Good Cop Bad Cop (French Canadian movie with Colm Feore); Lucky Number Slevin; Coyote Ugly; Good Will Hunting; Unleashed; Mr. Ripley (the one with Matt Damon and Jude Law); Million Dollar Baby; Stealth; Gangs of New York; Gladiator; Hitch; The Island; Indiana Jones series; Casino Royale; Jarhead; Day After Tomorrow; Master and Commander; Cursed; Matrix series; Mummy series; Patch Adams; Pirates of the Caribeans series; Four Feathers; Timeline; Fast and Furious series; Stay; King Arthur (the one with Clive Owen and Keira Knightley); Romeo and Juliet (Baz Luhrman's movie with Leo DiCaprio); Kindgom of Heaven; Sahara; Scoop; Sin City; Star Wars series (all 6); Terminator series; Van Helsing; X-Men series and many, many more...

Anything else you want to know? Just ask, I will happily answer :)

See ya!
RoRyJeSsAdDiCt

America's Intelligence:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

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