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since	: 02-08-06, id: 986870, Profile Updated: 12-04-09

Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Supernatural, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Twilight.

Something About Me:

Name: Delu, Lulu, Lu

Fan of: Harry Potter (the books), Supernatural, X-Men (both the comics and the movies), Twilight (don't hate me, I read it before the insanity struck), Peter Pan (2003 version -- who can resist Jason Isaacs? I certainly can't -- and Hook), Big Brother (I still can't believe I fell for this; it's just so wrong), Batman (animated series and all the movies -- yes, even the overly cartooned '80s versions), Pirates of the Caribbean (Johnny Depp in eyeliner -- who's the genius who came up with that?), Sweeney Todd, The Grudge series (and I really, really want to see Ju-On, the Japanese original version; I've seen the second one, but it's just not the same), Jane Austen novels, and anything to do with romance, horror, or comedy. I also find humor in Roseanne and The Golden Girls; my family swears I'm going on sixty sometimes.

Music: Anything by Green Day, The Beatles, and Ludo. Soundtracks are fabulous, they give amazing lyrics with talented artists, or even just instrumental pieces to lull or excite. Remixs can be amazing, if done right, or can go horribly, horribly wrong. Anything with country or rap, though, and I might just praise the toilet as my own little porcelain God.

Actors: Johnny Depp -- seriously, I'd have his kids (and I hate kids!) if he asked me to --, Jason Isaacs (The Sex God), Alan Rickman, Jeffery Dean Morgan, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Hugh Jackman, Brad Pitt (shut it, you know he's sexy, don't deny!), and last but not least Heath Ledger.

Actresses: Judy Garland and Emma Watson; not a very long list, is it?

QUOTES FROM LIFE:

Anon: Suicide is man's way of telling God: You can't fire me - I quit!

Anon: You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same.

Anon: War doesn't determine who's right. War determine's who's left.

Me: By Chapter 22 of Eclipse, I was ready to grab the nearest shot gun and permit myself the death that Bella is so afraid of, if only to get away from the ridiculousness that is Stephenie Meyer and her own little voyueristic universe. Unfortunately, it takes 10 days to get a gun liscence and by that point I had been drugged and tied to a chair, thoroughly brainwashed that KILLINGMYSELFISBAD, no matter what Bella thinks during the entirety of New Moon.

Des: Thank God for Copy&Paste.
Me:...I didn't know Bill Gates was God.

Elly: You are a STRANGE child.
Me: I know. Wonderful isn't it?

Des: -heart beats- I love Spongebob. He is my hubby.
Me: Really? Well congrats then Mrs. Bob. Hope you have absorbable kids together.

Layna: Cackling relieves everything in the soul. It's like asprin for your emotions.

Eri-chan: Ugh, I'm so stressed out and I haven't even started yet! Help me. -whimper-
Me: It'll be okay. I'll send you bricks in the mail.
Eri-chan: Bricks?
Me: Yes, to build a Stress-Free-Fort.
Eri-chan: Um, okaaaay. And will you send me mortar, too?
Me: Oh, no. Not enough funds for that.
Eri-chan: Great. -sigh-

Me: 'IDK' what 'AFKBBIAB' means, but it's ANNOYING.
Me: You made me put on shoes for this? Really?

MEDIA QUOTES:

Books

Don't Call Me Ishmael:
Mr. Barker: "Right, listen up, you lot. I have to leave for a moment... Leave your seat only if it is on fire. Don't speak unless it is to reveal your dying wish. Breathe only if it is absolutely necessary."

Ishmael: No problem. I'd sailed past "worry" three or four levels of hysteria ago.

Shows

Family Guy:
Brian Griffin: I don't know what a Hollaback girl is, all I know is that I want her dead.

House:
Patient: The top of my head's killing me. -pats head-
House: We spent a week doing "Top of Head" in anatomy; I know just where it is. -pokes cheeks-
Patient: Ow! -grabs face- That is not the top of my head!
House: Eh, close enough for Clinic. You're sinuses are clogged; judging by the scratches on your hand, I'm guessing a new cat.
Patient: Yeah, it was my mother's. She's dead.
House: -pause- You keep a dead cat?
Patient: No, my mother's dead.
House: -continue- Oh, poor cat. You're allergic. You can control it with an antihistimine - one pill a day.
Patient: Pills?
House: You don't like to swallow, not surprised. Forget the pills, I'll get you a nasal spray -
Patient: Steroids? Is there something else you can give me?
House: Well, if you live by the river, I've got a bag...

House: Who says the world has to work?

Supernatural:
1.10 -- Asylum
Sam: I'm gonna shoot you, Dean.
Dean: You're not gonna do much damage; it's rocksalt, Sammy. It won't kill me.
Sam: No, but it'll hurt like hell.

4.6 -- Yellow Fever
Sam: How're you feeling, by the way?
Dean: Fine.
Bobby:, Dean? 'Cause this line of work can get awful scary.
Dean: I'm fine. What, you wanna go hunting? I'll hunt. I'll kill anything.
Sam: Aww...
Bobby: He's adorable.

5.1 -- Sympathy for the Devil
Sarah: I'm not your wife, Nick. I'm an angel.
Nick: An angel?
Sarah: My name is Lucifer.
Nick: Sure... Naturally... Umm... could you do me a favor there, Satan, and remind me to quit drinking before I go to bed?

5.3 -- Good God Y'all!
Dean: Try New Mexico, I hear God is on a tortilla.
Castiel: No, God is not on flatbread.

5.4 -- The End
Dean: You know it's kinda funny talking to a messenger of God on a cell phone. You know, like watching a Hells Angel on a moped.
Castiel: This isn't funny Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!

Castiel: OK, if you don't like "reckless" ... "insouciant," maybe?

FANFICTION QUOTES:

Harry Potter:

So Sue me - by Lunakatrina:
Harry: They’re either selling weird dresses or they want us to join a cult.

Abandon - by Batsutousai
Tom: We are going in circles here.
Harry: I thought they were nice-looking circles, though.

Pirates of the Caribbean:

Amy's Adventure - by Kissus
Amy: I think the lovebird’s got a broken wing

Not Strangers to Betrayal - by GoatMilkandTACOS
Nim: Your place is not something you find. It's something you have when you need it.

Batman:

Can't Get You Out Of My Head - by J-Horror Girl
Sign via Joker: Light up in here and you will die. One way or another.

Twilight:

Heaven Help Me - Alexander-In-Autumn
Bella: Okay; in anime, the law of physics doesn’t apply. In fact, it has been broken, mangled, tortured, stuffed in a bag and dumped into a river so many times that it is possibly one of the most cliché things out there to date. That applies to not only body movement, but also hair.

The Lion and the Lamb - Alphie
Edward: Yes, well you should have seen me attempting to avoid the nurse who wanted to take my pulse.

Updates:

Fell Too Far (A POTC Fic): Chapter Thirteen is posted. New image available of Lee Palafox! Specifically sketched and colored for the character by a friend. Lee Palafox. Also, new banner for the entire story! Made by the wonderful Desia. Fell Too Far Banner

Never After (A HP/TWI Crossover): A new story, one I'm really into right now. Now with a Title Banner.

My Stuff: In case anyone is interested in reading some of my original works, here is my FictionPress account. Delu

Helpful Things:

1. I recently found this handly little script of Pirates: Curse of the Black Pearl. I figured I'd post it for all those cliche writers like myself, who haven't completely memorized the movie or just don't have the time to. Anywy, here's the linkage.

2. OCCUPATION GIRLSeriously, every single thing that she writes, I find funny. And if not funny, per se, then humorous or true in some sense. Honestly, the read is worth it.

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1. Never After » reviews
PostOotP: Harry says he doesn't want to feel the pain of Sirius's death, that he doesn't want to be human anymore if it means pain. But what happens when he meets a certain vampire riddled with emotion? HP/JC -- poll on profile.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 182 - Updated: 12-3-09 - Published: 9-6-09 - Harry P. & Jasper

2. Fell Too Far » reviews
I turn twenty three today and my best friend Izzy brought me to see At World's End. I've gotten a neatto present, now all I have to do to end a great birthday is go home. The only problem is, I'm stuck in the 17th century. AWE spoilers JackxOC WillxOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,751 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 7-12-09 - Published: 6-18-07 - Jack S. & Will T.

3. 50 Ways To Annoy ExCommodore Norrington reviews
A How-To Sequel on how to confuddle, bemuse, and overall scare the life out of our favourite Ex-Commodore, Jas Norrington. Read 50 Ways To Annoy Commodore Norrington first, but not needed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-16-09 - James N. - Complete

4. Scrupulous reviews
No more was passed but looks between the gorgeous, bloody eyes and the fragile, breaking form. The tile of it was unmoving, unyielding, and uncaring. Their dense loathing moment was over - no better, but far, far worse than it would ever be. LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-25-08 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete

5. A Parodied Attempt At Wooing reviews
Written for the Sounds Comp. -- James Potter has decided that no man should live without a manual to help them escape the wrath of their wives. Sirius Black has decided to help.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-24-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete

6. Once Marked Twice Smote
The Final Battle, a day of death and life for so many. How does Severus Snape see it? And how will this change the lives of others?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Published: 7-24-08 - Severus S. - Complete

7. 50 Ways To Annoy Commodore Norrington reviews
Simple 50 step plan to completely annoy, befuddle, and otherwise frustrate that lovable, stuck up Commodore we all know and love.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-17-08 - James N. - Complete

8. Bargaining reviews
Harry goes through the stages of grief... only to get stuck at stage three. HP/HG/RW Character Death One-Shot Very strange story, be warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-11-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete

9. Secret reviews
It was a secret. A quiet, hidden treasure that the two of them alone knew of. Dumbledore didn't know, their friends didn't know, no one but the two of them knew. And that was just how they wanted to keep it, too. Slash HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 5-11-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

10. It's Sammy reviews
Two weeks, six hours, twelve minutes, thirty seconds since they last touched. Eighteen months, ten days, four hours, thirteen minutes, forty three seconds since he left. Three minutes, and two seconds before they kiss. Wincest One Shot
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-15-07 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete

11. Green Eyed Monster reviews
How dare she? Touching what was his, holding what was his. His emerald eyes narrowed. He just barely held back an infuriated snarl. Oh she would pay. Slash, HD. Possessive!Harry, Dominated!Draco. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 1-6-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

12. The Talk reviews
Tom sits Harry down to give him The Talk. Needless to say, some funny convo. ensues. OneShot, Slash if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 12-30-06 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete

13. More than Me reviews
When will you catch me? When I fall? Will you ever? Will I ever? It was all for you I fell for you, I killed for you, I would die for you. All for you. All of myself for you. Slash, Oneshot, TRHP, Character Deaths Suicide. Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-20-06 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete

14. Warmth reviews
Captured in the middle of the night, Harry is taken to Voldemort. But why doesn't He look like the snake man we all know and love? What happens at the end of their little 'encounter? No real plot, just slash. TomHarry Oneshot. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-16-06 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete

15. Snake Diction reviews
A Word, so simple, can change ones world forever. This word changed a society. No longer was it Muggleborn Filth, no longer was it something so simple. No, it was Mudblood now. Salazar's anger at Muggleborns results in a new word. Complete One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-6-06 - Salazar S. & Godric G. - Complete

16. My Harry reviews
[My heart clenched as the scene played out before me. This wasn't my Harry, and I think that was the worst part of it all] Ginny follows Harry, but finds something that will shock more than anything GWHP, HPDM SLASH One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-12-06 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete

17. Breathe reviews
He only wanted Draco, his Draco. Not a single soul understood him not a single one of the half dozen in the room could read him. Only Draco. HPDM One shot Char. Deaths
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-1-06 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

18. Sortings of a Riddle reviews
Riddle me this, Riddle me that, Riddle was under the Thinking Cap. Tom Riddle's Sorting Ceremony in Poem Form.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-15-06 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete

19. Checkmate reviews
To: Chessmaster From: A Pawn Peice What Harry really feels about Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-14-06 - Harry P. & Albus D. - Complete

20. Cry, For Something Lost reviews
Screams, rain, pleading for her child's life . . . No mercy was give to her, though. Harry remembers what happened on that fateful Hallowe'en night, so long ago. He remembers and he cries for what is lost.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-13-06 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete

21. For the World reviews
This is a poem from Harry to the Wizarding World. He's broken and it's Their fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-5-06 - Harry P. - Complete

22. Aberrant: Differing from the normal reviews
Harry's always been different, he would never forget that fact as long as he lived with the Dursley's. They told him everyday: Abnormal, Strange, Freak. One day he finds a dictinary and learns a new word for his abnormality: Abberant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-28-06 - Harry P. - Complete

23. Dangerous Games reviews
My version of a sequel to The Most Dangerous Game. Rainsford thinks Zaroff is dead, but is he? Or is Rainsford being paraniod?
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-3-06 - Complete

24. I Hate You reviews
Harry to Dumbledore. Charriexhate
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-15-06 - Harry P. & Albus D. - Complete

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