
Hiya! =) I'm Tigeress-10, most people call me tigeress (and yes I know it's spelt wrong).
I'm live in the UK, love writing fanfiction, about prettty much every book I read/movie I watch.
Now which ones I upload to ffnet are a different story.
Complicated. It actually is.
Bands and songs I like:
Gwen Stefani: Danger Zone, Wonderful Life, Cool
t.A.T.u: Stars, Clowns (Can You See Me Now?), 30 Minutes
No Doubt Don't Speak, Happy Now, Making Out
Police: Roxanne, Every Breath You Take, King Of Pain
Beatles: Can't Buy Me Love, Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, Paperback Writer
Movies:
Ahaha way too many.
Current fav film series: Ocean's 11/12/13
Current fav series to write/read fanfic for: Bourne Trilogy
Other favourites: Planes Trains & Automobiles, Airplane!, Airplane II, Dead Man Don't Wear Plaid, 2001: A Space Odessy, Talk Of The Town, Mr. Smith Goes To Washington, North By Northwest, Vertigo, Death Trap, No Country For Old Men, Raising Arizona, Only Angels Have Wings, American Beauty
Ships I sail:
Artemis Fowl:
Artemis/Holly: Yes, I know, the strange, never possible relationship...I blame my cousin. She made me read the books.
Holly/Trouble: Up until recently I didn't like them, but actually they're pretty cute.
Harry Potter:
Hermione/Ron: Kind of. They're a little...annoying. I wish they'd just hurry up and have kids already I know they do, but whatever. All the flirting in the first 6 books drove me insane.
Harry/Hermione: It's obviously not true, but it's cool.
Snape/Lily: Come on, you KNOW you cried during DH.
POTC:
Sparrabeth: I know, impossible..but very amusing.
Davy Jones/Calypso: Made me way sadder than Will dying.
Bourne:
Jason/Marie: It would be amazing if I DIDN'T like them. They have pretty much all of the qualities that makes me ship a couple. Combined with awesome lines.
Jason/Nikki (past): Stories about them before the movies began, fine. Anything after...
Twilight:
Edwella: It's cute. It gets a tiny bit annoying when the entire books are like 'oh I love Edward, oh I love Edward, did I mention I love...', though. But the marrige in eclipse and the stuff in new moon and--ahh, yeah, they're a great couple. I give up.
Jacob/Bella: 'You're sort of beautiful'. Aww! And that kiss in eclipse (the happy one, not the near-rape one) was sweet.
Heroes:
Nikki/D.L: Because I love Micah.
Mohinder/Anyone: As long as I see him kissing someone, I'm good. And that can be anyone, you see. Even Matt. Even Sy...well, not Sylar.
Ships that can sink:
Harry Potter:
Ron/Lavender: Ugh. Catty, stupid, bitch.
Snape/Hermione: ...(screams and runs)
Harry/Draco: I don't really mind slash. But this...no.
Harry/Ginny: We get it. It's canon. They get married. Whoop-de-effing-do. I'm sorry, but its only from the 6th book onwards that shipping in HP seems remotely possibly for the golden trio, and in the years between reading that and the first book, I basically went 'screw it, date whoever the hell you want, but please don't be all sweet and perfect like dating Ginny and Hermione...oh, nevermind'.
POTC:
Willzabeth? Willabeth?: I...hate...Will. I'M SORRY! (runs from crazed fangirls)
But seriously, I do. I'm sorry. ;_;
Bourne:
Jason/Nicky (current): Ultimatum or after. It's just kinda 'But...but you...he tried to kill...you didn't act like you knew him and then...his girlfriend died less than three months ago? How are you...what?' for me. Also, I have never hated a major female character more than Nicky in Ultimatum.
Heroes:
Peter/Nikki(Jessica): I actually stopped watching 'Five Years Gone' when they kissed, I was so confused. I need to actually watch the episode now, though, it looked good.
Paire:
WHAT. THE. HELL.
Claire was sixteen during S1. The AoC in Texas is seventeen. So not only is it statutory rape, but, well, it’s statutory freaking rape. Peter is IN HIS TWENTIES. And as far as we know, not a paedophile. How do I know he’s not a paedophile? Well, let’s see. Was he ever in love with someone his age? Why yes. Yes he was. Her name is/was Simone Devaux.
And I haven’t even mentioned the fact that they’re related. RE. LA. TED. And not distantly. HE IS HER UNCLE. IF PETER WAS FUCKING HER, NATHAN WOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH LIFE THINKING ‘Hey, my brother is fucking my daughter. That’s a little odd. Oh well!’ AND HE’D PROBABLY GO INSANE.
(Although I will admit they have chemistry. And lots of it. But I chalk that up to the fact that Milo and Hayden are dating in real life, rather than the scripwriters having secret incestious desires.)
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