| muppetmadness |
Author has written 30 stories for Harry Potter, Peter Pan, Bones, Women of the Otherworld, Torchwood, and High School Musical. ~_~ Hi...this is the 'muppetmadness' gang - Josie, Roo, Claudia. We're all 16 and from London, England and all go to the same school. ie We are Britz and actually get the HP terminology unlike you Americans...WE DON'T HAVE FIRE HYDRANTS AND OUR PANTS ARE DIFFERENT TO YOURS :-p Two more things...we have holidays not vacations, we do not celebrate Thanksgiving...learn your history and ours, there is a difference as we never sailed to a new country, took over and killed all the natives with smallpox and war. Oh and we don't have band-aids here we have plasters, Band Aid is the name of the song. Note: Claudia and Josie are currently going insane. Lucius Malfoy is not, by any stretch of the imagination, Lucious. The man's name is NOT Lucious Malfoy. MAKE IT 'CLICK' PEOPLE! FROM ROO- They also like the word "click"... yes..yes you do Claudia. Note: Josie is going insane over a little issue of using the right word. "Exceptance" and "acceptance" are, amazingly enough, not the same thing. Look them up and use the right word. Note: Josie has started not reading fics because of this. "You are" is shortened to "you're" not your! "There" is for places or "there are" statements, "their" is for something belonging to them and "they're" is short for "they are". You should have learnt this when you were 4/5! Why do you not know it yet? Claudia: (Kermit) Inspiration for the pen name. Has either chesnut or auburn hair, we are debating this. We thought she should be called Belle but she refused, whilst hitting us on the head violently! Also, she has a new official hobby - ranting about everything in fanfic with Josie on msn in the early hours of the morning... and yes, that does include school nights... :-D Rowan: (Roo) Can no longer say she has written the most fics because Josie has gone on some crazed fic spree! Josie: Has in fact written more than Roo (so there sticks out tongue). She's an obsessive boffin who can talk for hours on end about almost anything...most people ignore her if they hear the word book, Torchwood or anything Harry Potter related and she just keeps talking anyway. O and as well as Harry Potter we also love Torchwood... which sort of explains the avatar...well only sort of...really...don't ask if you know what's good for you! :D MAIN STORY- HARRY POTTER (This one is in the process of being rewritten. Because it started crap, and we do actually have a decent idea. Which will go up at some point. We do so solemnly swear. Really.) Dragons, Dilemmas and Despair- When four witches and one wizard are missed from the wizarding list; an important event is erased from their memories and they end up in Hogwarts during Harry's sixth year. What lengths will they go to to get revenge, keep friendships and fall in love? Follow the story of five new students at Hogwarts and discover whose past contains a secret no one knew... until now. HARRY POTTER FICS Harry Unwanted: “James, I’m sorry ,I’m not ready for this baby. I’m giving Harry up.” Harry's adoptive parents are the ones who die and Lily and James have to explain to Harry why they didnt want him. Steady drama about the feelings of those involved. The Chronicles of Remus and Tonks - Short stories and scenes involving Lupin and Tonks, for every one who wants to know how they got together, how they broke up and lengths they will go to to get each other back. Complete. Lily's Love - Heartfelt one shot about what would happen if Lily hadn't died but Harry had. She wakes to find her son dead in the wreckage of the house and how if affects her. Don't Touch - This was stopped because part of the story has now been incorporated into our main story. Because of You - This is a songfic and oneshot about why Lily can't trust anyone anymore. Complete. Lily's Diary - This is Lily's diary during her 7th year at Hogwarts. She's Head Girl and seems perfect but she has a secret she never wants anyone to find out. In progress. Unrequited Love - Draco Malfoy loves Ginny Weasley but he knows she can never love him in return. Complete. I Do Love YouDraco doesn't think that he can ever be worthy of Ginny's love but does she agree? Complete. Can go with Unrequited Love or can be a stand alone piece. Forever Young - It's about the lives of the Marauders. Please read and review because hardly anyone has. I'll give you chocolate. OTHER FICS Falling: --PETER PAN--I was falling, falling. The garden rail lay below, its spikes protruding from the cold earth. One Shot about the death of a normal teenage girl. She was his Bones: --BONES--Special Agent Booth looks down into the eyes of his new baby daughter and remembers a woman who changed his life. Complete A Chaotic Visit: --KELLEY ARMSTRONG-- Hope might have said that Karl could visit her but what happens when he does. This is a one shot set after the end of Chaotic. Complete. A Mistake: --BONES-- Booth's heart gets broken by the woman he loves the most. Complete. PLEASE REVIEW :D | |||||||||||
1. Together » reviewsAU of book 7. Abandoned at Hogwarts by the Golden Trio, Ginny is frustrated and angry. Draco is stuck, torn between what he has always been taught by his father and what he feels is right. Together, they will make a difference to the outcome of the war.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,316 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 11-5-09 - Published: 8-6-09 - Ginny W. & Draco M.2. Swan Song reviewsRyan had learnt two things in his life: he was who he was and lying to himself never worked. Ryan-centric Chyan drabble, set during HSM2.High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-6-09 - Chad D. & Ryan E. - Complete3. Stalking 101 reviewsIn the four weeks of Ianto's suspension after the events of Cyberwoman, Jack visits Ianto. Will he discover that the things he learns about Ianto in these weeks are things he would rather have remained secret and are some truths better left hidden?Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-25-09 - Ianto J. & Jack H. - Complete4. What Tangled Webs We Weave » reviewsEveryone has secrets, and Lisa was just the beginning of Ianto Jones'. After everything that has happened, why is he feeling so drawn to the organisation which took everything from him? From Canary Wharf onwards JackxIanto, Janto fic.Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,134 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-26-08 - Published: 9-19-08 - Jack H. & Ianto J.5. The Life and Loves Of Ianto Jones reviewsIanto Jones's progression through life was dictated through his relationships. His journey involved pain and heartbreak, love and joy, and eventually leads Ianto to Torchwood and Jack. Janto, Ianto/Lisa, Ianto/OCs.Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,938 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-17-08 - Ianto J. & Jack H. - Complete6. Afraid of the Dark reviewsDespite how much Ianto longs for it, he can't help but be afraid of the dark. Ianto-centric drabble. Post Exit Wounds. Some suicidal themes. Hints of Janto.Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-12-08 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete7. Moving on reviewsIanto has always been a drifter and after Exit Wounds he decides that it is time for him to move on. References to Janto.Torchwood - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-25-08 - Complete8. Sometimes reviewsA little angsty Janto drabble. Ianto's POVTorchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-24-08 - Complete9. Remember me reviewsIanto wants to give Jack something to remember him by. Set post Something Borrowed.Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-1-08 - Complete10. And they all fall down reviewsOwen thinks about his life and his death. Set post a Day in the Death with spoilers for Fragments.Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-1-08 - Complete11. I love you reviewsIn a moment of passion Ianto says the one thing he has sworn to himself never to say.Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-1-08 - Complete12. Something Blue reviewsIanto's thoughts after Something Borrowed including why he went home alone. Janto and past Lisa/Ianto. Please read and review.Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-17-08 - Complete13. Forever Young reviewsBased on the song Forever Young by Alphaville. A series of scenes from the lives of the Marauders from the end of seventh year to after they have died. Pre DH. James/Lily, Remus/Tonks, unrequited Sev/Lily. Please read and review. Please.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,023 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-1-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete14. What goes around comes around reviewsDH SPOILERS! The sorting of the kids.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-21-0715. The Marauders Chronicles » reviewsRemus and Sirius are in love, Lily and James are destined for each other and Peter is in way above his head. My version of the Marauders 7th year. RLSB JPLE othersHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-17-07 - Published: 3-28-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B.16. We love Sirius! reviewsThe 15th June 2007, based on dates and times, is 11 years after Sirius's demise. This is a poem celebrating his life, review if you love Siri too!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-15-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete17. Lily's Diary » reviewsThis is set two years after Snape's pensive, in James and Lily's 7th year. Lily has a secret but what is it and what will happen if James finds out?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 15,501 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 6-2-07 - Published: 3-25-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete18. Black Heart Woman » reviewsI confess myself not a romantic man, but she brought out things in me I never knew were there. Severus Snape never thought it possible he could love, until he met her. SSNM DGHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-1-07 - Published: 12-10-06 - Severus S. & Narcissa M.19. Cafe Anon reviewsOneShot. Charlie Weasley is a photographer addicted to coffee and convinced he sees more than most people do of the world around him.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-1-07 - Charlie W. & Ginny W. - Complete20. I Do Love You reviewsDraco thinks that Ginny doesn't love him no matter how much he loves her. Is he right? Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-31-07 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete21. A Mistake reviewsIn a moment of passion Booth's heart is broken and a partnership will never be the same again. BB. Disclaimer: Not mineBones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-30-07 - Complete22. Unrequited Love reviewsDraco Malfoy contemplates his relationship with Ginny in the summer after HBP and wonders if she will ever love him.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-30-07 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete23. A Chaotic Visit reviewsHope might have said that Karl could visit her but what happens when he does. This is a one shot set after the end of Chaotic.Women of the Otherworld - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-6-07 - Complete24. She was his Bones reviewsSpecial Agent Booth looks down into the eyes of his new baby daughter and remembers a woman who changed his life. Oneshot. DISCLAIMER: Bones is not mineBones - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-12-07 - Complete25. The Chronicles of Remus and Tonks » reviewsThis is a collection of short, unconnected stories about Remus and Tonks and how they fell in love.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-27-06 - Published: 3-4-06 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete26. Because of You reviewsThis is a songfic to Because of you by Kelly Clarkson. Lily thinks over her life and why she is so afraid to trust James and everyone else.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-31-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete27. Don't Touch » reviewsMarie is in fourth year at Hogwarts and she knows nothing of the school, the ways or the students. What she does know is to never touch Harry Potter's skin.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-2-06 - Published: 2-15-0628. Harry Unwanted » reviews“James, I’m sorry ,I’m not ready for this baby. I’m giving Harry up.” Harry's adoptive parents are the ones who die and Lily and James have to explain to Harry why they didnt want him. Bad at summarysR&RHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-1-06 - Published: 2-19-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P.29. Falling reviewsI was falling, falling. The garden rail lay below, its spikes protruding from the cold earth. One Shot about the death of a normal teenage girl.Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Mystery/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-19-06 - Complete30. Lily's Love reviewsA short but heartfelt snippet about Lily, in the moments when she wakes to find her son dead in the wreakage of her house and how it effects her.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-14-06 - Lily Evans P. & Harry P. - Complete