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Author has written 53 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, Outsiders, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Twilight, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Skins, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. I have no idea why FF.Net is saying that I'm from Peru. I've never even been to South America. Name: Helle, if you'd like something to call me by. Age: 18 Favorite Bands/Artists: LOS CAMPESINOS! Tom Milsom. ALL CAPS.The Remus Lupins. Favourite Musical: next to normal Favorite Marauder: Remus. Favorite Narnian: Edmund. Favourite Doctor: Ten. and Eleven. It's sort of a tie. Waiting... for graduation. Listening To: "Every Defeat A Divorce (Three Lions)" - Los Campesinos! Me: Redoing this yet again. The funny thing about people is that they tend to change. I'm an eighteen-year-old Nerdfighter living somewhere in the U.S. (but clearly nowhere very exciting as I tend to spend all of my time on the internet). I love theatre, science, history, and really most anything nerdy. I'm in mostly AP classes and I'm in theatre, so my free time has significantly decreased in the past year or two. I Love: Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Doctor Who, musicals, science, The Tenth Doctor, the Elric brothers, Alfons Heidrich, John Green, Hank Green, Wizard Rock, The Remus Lupins, Shakespeare, theatre, physics, astronomy, scarves, oversize sunglasses, high heeled shoes, France, The Eiffel Tower, city lights at night, taking pictures, my friends, meeting other nerdfighers, music, Chuck Taylors, dorky boys, history, everything French, chemistry, makeup, light pink lipgloss, gingers, Amy and Rory Pond, David Tennant, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, webcomics, DeviantART, indie music, Time Lord Rock, Torchwood, Neville! I Hate: Twilight, Ten's Death, Ianto's death, Remus's death, rap, Disney music, most popular music, wearing baggy clothes in public, wearing baseball caps in public on a cloudy day, "Scene" kids with their "I'm so freaking amazing" attitude, homework, Lifetime TV, soap operas. I Ship: Remus/Lily, Neville/Luna, EdWin = OTPs. Amy/Rory, Rose/Scorpius, Snape pining over Lily, Martha/Tom (Milligan), Jack/Ianto, AlWin, Royai, Havoc/Rebecca, Fuery/Sheska. I Sink: Martha/Mickey (I mean, WTH?), EdRoy, EdRose, Draco/Ginny, Sirius/Ginny, Sirius/Hermione, Snape/Hermione, James/Lily, James/Sirius, James/Remus, most Rose (Tyler) pairings, Jack/John, Riza/Havoc, Roy/Havoc. Cross-gen just plain squicks me out, especially if there's no time travel involved. I really hate Twilight. Please don't get me started on it, because you will lose the argument, provided I see any basis to it aside from idiocy. Harkness is my Captain Jack, and Elric is my Edward. Clique les liens: The Lovely Artwork that Inspired "Alternate Realities Suck" My deviantArt . Fuck Yeah Alfons Heiderich I'm slightly insane, very disorganised, and I easily get excited over shiny new fandoms. Throughout this, I've realised that Harry Potter is my one true fandom. It doesn't matter what else I get into (Narnia, the Outsiders, Doctor Who, FMA, Ouran, Death Note, Avatar: The Last Airbender, et cetera), I always wind up going back to Harry Potter. (That's not to say, of course, that I don't still like and/or love the aforementioned other fandoms, but... Harry Potter was, in most ways, my first actual fandom, so it, clearly, has a special place in my heart. The same can be said for Narnia, to a lesser extent.) (And that's definitely not to say that my character and shipping preferences haven't changed; I used to adore Harry and Hermione (and, yes, as a pairing) and the Weasleys, and I used to ship James/Lily, and now I really don't like Harry himself - well, books 5-7 Harry, anyway. Little Harry is still adorable - I like the Weasleys - but I adore the Blacks - and I definitely don't ship James/Lily, but I still love the fandom.) Disclaimer: I realised that I don't have a disclaimer in most of my fanfics so: I do not own anything except for what you do not recognise. (Meaning the OCs and the plotlines, and even then not always). I'm not JKR, I'm not BBC, I'm not Arakawa-sensei, and I'm certainly not C.S. Lewis. I'm begging you right now not to read anything written before Disenchanted (which was June of 07), because it's all rubbish from there. (Not that I'm saying that Disenchanted is up to my high standards, but it's not completely atrocious.) Oh, hey, look, I compiled a list of all my fics, sorted them by date, and given them ratings (like stars)! It's a work in progress, but check it out: HERE! | |||||||
1. Truth or Dare? » reviewsThe Maruders,Firewhiskey, and Truth or Dare means Trouble. Simple math. But when there are girls involved, and truth or dare becomes STRIP truth or dare, the only thing that can result is chaos. R&R please.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 6-21-11 - Published: 7-26-07 - OC & Sirius B.2. DisgustThere really wasn't anything that special about her... Onesided Draco/Ginny. Written for a fic exchange .Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Published: 1-9-11 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete3. Just Another Day reviewsThe Doctor was late, the Prime Minister was worried about those "Ironsides" and to top it all off, his brother had called. Arthur was sure that this would not be a good day.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-22-10 - England/Britain - Complete4. Normal reviewsHe wasn't normal, not really.Skins - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-10 - JJ - Complete5. Thoughts reviewsI've been an idiot... and now I'm paying for my sins. Regulus-centric soliloquy-drabble Rated T to be safe.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-8-10 - Regulus B. - Complete6. Flawless reviewsI'm absolutely flawless. Aren't I? Tamaki-centric monologue/soliloquy-drabbleOuran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-8-10 - Tamaki S. - Complete7. Pensées reviewsJe suis un idiot... et maintenant, je paie pour mes péchés.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-10-10 - Regulus B. - Complete8. Normality reviews"You answered the door, didn't you?" Ed asked when Al entered the study. Alphonse nodded. "He said that he ate his cat, Brother. He ATE his CAT!" Seriously AU, EdWin, Ed and Al being... Ed and Al... blob!Father, and cats. Possilbe manga spoilers later on.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-8-10 - Alphonse E. & Edward E. - Complete9. Alfons and Alphonse reviewsAlfons Heidrich was much more like Alphonse Elric than Edward was willing to admit. Not yaoi, not Elricest, not AlHei. Seriously, who thought of AlHei? Just friendship, brotherliness, and some angst.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-28-10 - A. Heidrich & Alphonse E. - Complete10. Pretty In Pink and Green » reviewsAndromeda is the only one who will leave this family... We're already starting to break from the inside – who knows what Bella does, then there's us questioning everything but saying nothing, then there's Sirius..." Narcissa-centric. Narcissa at HogwartsHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-23-10 - Published: 1-22-10 - Narcissa M. & Lucius M.11. Forget And Not Slow Down » reviewsMoments of Regulus Black's life, and some of those around him. Goes along with Disenchanted. Featuring a very Draco-like Regulus in later chapters, and the breaking of about a dozen school rules.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,804 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-28-09 - Published: 12-27-09 - Regulus B. & Emmeline V.12. That Green Gentleman reviewsThings had changed since he was eleven. Short little oneshot ficlet.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-2-09 - Draco M. - Complete13. With A Little Help From My Friends reviewsRemus smiled. Between James and Lily, he had two of the best friends in the world. No pairings, though I suppose there's RemusxLily if you look hard enough.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-25-09 - Remus L. & Lily Evans P. - Complete14. In the Life of Skye Black » reviewsGetting along with Slytherins, realizing that your dad's best mates with a famous musician, and learning more in Hogsmeade than in school. Well, Skye Black's life was never exactly normal before all this happened. Why should this shock her? AU OotP.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,915 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 5-23-09 - Published: 4-16-07 - Fred W. & OC15. You've GOT to be KIDDING me » reviewsOh, I bloody hate irony. Twilight, of all series? Damn. Unabashed self-insertTwilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 3-13-09 - Published: 1-23-09 - Bella & Jasper16. Alternate Realities Suck reviewsRose is in for a shock. Harry Potter crossover.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-31-08 - Rose T. - Complete17. Perfect Situation » reviewsSequel-of-Sorts to In The Life of Skye Black. Of course, Lily believed the article. "Auntie Luna" was her hero. Of course Nolan, Gryffindor that he was, had to try it out. Of course, I couldn't say no. TimeTravelFic, OCxOC, LilyxRemus, LilyxJames, etcHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-12-08 - Published: 6-15-08 - OC & Albus S. P.18. Drowning Lessons reviewsSirius glared at me. "I want chocolate dammit, and I'm going to get it. Now, come on, we've only got about three blocks to walk." ...Three blocks in a busy London street barefoot was a long way. AU. AU Disenchanted.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-6-08 - Regulus B. & Emmeline V.19. A Trip to the Hospital Wing reviewsShe cocked an eyebrow, probably convinced that I was completely insane. "Let's get you checked out, hmm?" ...I had never been happier to go to the hospital wing in my entire career at Hogwarts.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-30-08 - Frank L. & Alice L. - Complete20. Come Together » reviewsLucie was a little bit shy, a little bit of an outcast. Of course, it might fall into place when two outcasts come together. Title credits go to the Beatles.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-12-08 - Neville L. & OC21. Lily's Guide to Life and Crumple Horned Snorkacks reviewsIn full: Lily's Guide to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Crumple-Horned Snorkacks. Lily Potter, upon seeing all the couples at Hogwarts that need setting up, decides to do them all a favor. She may be odd, but she's one determined 12 year old. no incestHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-20-08 - Lily Evans P. & Albus S. P.22. Music Inspires The Most Random Things » reviewsiPod Challenge Response... Pretty diffucult. Follows canon for once. No actual pairings, so there's no reason to kill me, right? ...Right? R&R pleaseHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-13-08 - Published: 7-24-08 - Regulus B. & Ginny W. - Complete23. 10 Reasons To Hate Being a Teenager » reviewsEven though there are really many more. But, really, what are the top ten reasons?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-6-08 - Published: 8-4-08 - OC24. Rugby and Recitals reviewsEustaceJill friendship fic. Jill comes to a rugby game. R&R.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-6-08 - Eustace Scrubb & Jill Pole - Complete25. Of Cafés and Kings reviewsEdmund Pevensie was different from anyone else I knew...Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 6-3-08 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete26. I Don't Love You » reviewsReLy Challenge response. Lily doesn't love James. James, Severus, and Remus all love Lily. Regulus is a Quidditch star. Helena's confused. Jessica's boy crazy. And Gerard and Mikey Way are Helena's COUSINS? -le sigh- only in this story. Title credits MCRHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,840 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 5-6-08 - Remus L. & Lily Evans P. - Complete27. Disenchanted » reviewsMaybe, everyone has a little bit of good in them. That girl Anne Frank thought so... RegulusCentricHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,330 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-26-08 - Published: 6-2-07 - Regulus B. & Sirius B. - Complete28. The Chronicles of Life and Death: A Oneshot Series » reviewsTitle basically explains it. A load of oneshots based on GC's album. Features Harry, Draco, Regulus, Al Potter, George, Lily, Severus, Sirius, Hermione, Molly, and more. Title and inspiration goes to Good Charlotte.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-12-08 - Published: 2-16-08 - Harry P. & Albus S. P.29. Hogwarts, We've Got A Problem » reviewsSeveral students from different periods in Hogwarts' History end up in the year 1942... The year the Chamber of Secrets was opened by Tom Riddle. R&R PleaseHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-16-08 - Published: 2-15-08 - Dennis C. & Albus S. P.30. Regina reviewsOneshot. Regina Montague was always a true Slytherin...her whole family had been... Companion to In The Life of Skye Black. SpoilersHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-26-08 - OC - Complete31. It's Called Hyperactivity reviewsI found an old challenge a friend gave me, and I decided to try it. Parody. I put Mikey and Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance in there, too... R&R please. Flames welcome, I don't care.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-6-08 - OC & George W. - Complete32. Give 'Em Hell, Kid » reviewsTitle from MCR's song. A girl, Aurora Diggory, befriends the Marauders. Stupid summary, hopefully the story's better. R&R please. MWPPHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-19-07 - Published: 7-18-07 - Sirius B. & OC33. This Time » reviewsBasically another the gang travels to the future sort of idea... these rich girls are not me.. i only wish they were. Pairings: SodaxOC PonyxOC JohnnyxOC TwoBitxOC and DallyxOC. R&R please. on HiatusOutsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-30-07 - Published: 1-25-07 - Sodapop C.34. Violet » reviewsThe war had changed a lot of things for Violet Bennett. It had taken her father away, it had made her leave her mother and little sister. But it had also made her realize a lot. Includes American Girl characters, EdxOC, PeterxOC. On HiatusChronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,395 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 12-29-06 - Published: 6-26-06 - Edmund Pevensie35. More Than it Seems » reviewsIts September 1946 and the Second World War has been over for a little more than a year. Almost everyone is happy, but not eighteen year old Isolde Nolien, she wishes it had never ended. DISCONTINUED. Why? There's a serious Sue and some rubbish.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-8-06 - Published: 4-9-06 - Edmund Pevensie36. The Lion reviewsA poem about Aslan and all he has done for Narnia. The book abbriviations are in perentheses so you know what book the stanza is a bout.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-7-06 - Aslan - Complete37. The Wood reviewsTHis is just a short poem about the woodChronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-29-06 - Complete38. From Traitor to King reviewsA poem about Edmund when he fought the witchChronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-29-06 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete39. Dear Mr Lewis reviewsReepicheep wrote a letter to C. S. Lewis! Wonder what it says...Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-29-06 - Reepicheep - Complete40. Some Hearts reviewsWhat happens when the High King and his siblings go for a walk in the Western Wood? DISCONTINUEDChronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-20-06 - Edmund Pevensie41. All You Wanted reviewsA oneshot I wrote for my computer class. basically based on a dream i had so its a bit of a selfinsert, but no romance.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-2-06 - Complete42. Reepicheep and Aslan: A Diamante reviewsA diamante poem for school, naturally I chose my two favorite Narnian talking Animals, though I know you wouldn't call Aslan a talking animal.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-30-06 - Aslan & Reepicheep43. Reep: A Limerick reviewsAgain, I had to do this for school, and I chose to do Reep. Limerick.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-30-06 - Reepicheep - Complete44. Ode to Reepicheep reviewsJust an ode I had to do for school, I chose Reepicheep for my topic... it's quite short.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-30-06 - Reepicheep - Complete45. Beautiful Disaster reviewsSongfic to Kelly Clarkson's famous song. JillEustace one shot... not much more to say, except that it's pretty much rubbish.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-20-06 - Jill Pole & Eustace Scrubb - Complete46. New World reviewsWhat would've happened if Edmund had had some friends at that 'horrid school' and they knew what couldv'e happened to him? Well, this is just one version of what COULD HAVE happened. With the help of Aslan, and some friends will Ed get through? CANCELLEDChronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-18-06 - Edmund Pevensie47. Complete and Utter Random Craziness » reviewsTitle says it all. Me and my friend were hyper when I wrote this, with her unknowing help, so its completely psyco... Involves Harry Potter. COMPLETED.. or as complete as it'll get. No Slash.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-12-06 - Published: 4-10-06 - Edmund Pevensie & Caspian X - Complete48. You're the One » reviewsThe sequel to Stuck in the Future. Edmund misses his true love, who just happens to live in modern America. How can he see her from Aslan's Country? Well, maybe just ask the Lion himself. EdLise. DISONTINUED!Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,462 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-9-06 - Published: 3-31-06 - Edmund Pevensie49. I Will Believe » reviewsPippa is a girl attending Queen Helen's Academy during the Golden Age of Narnia. She had been found by the headmistress with no recollection of who she was. Now, she's starting to find that out. DISCONTINUED. Meh, Sue-Rubbish.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-8-06 - Edmund Pevensie50. The Love of the Woods » reviewsThe prequel to Stuck in the Future. A girl falls into Narnia from 2005 and has adventures with the Kings and Queens of Narnia.Basically Ed and Lise's story. DISCONTINUEDChronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-1-06 - Edmund Pevensie51. Stuck in the Future » reviewsBe wary, Mary Sue and rubbish ensue. During the Golden Age, Edmund had allowed himself to fall in love with a girl from modern America. Now he's back in England, and will do anything to see her again. COMPLETE!Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,608 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 3-30-06 - Published: 3-5-06 - Complete52. Dance with Me » reviewsWillyoudancewithme? Eustace asked Jill. Jill and Eustace are living in the real Narnia, after LB. Eustace fancies Jill, but she doesn't know it. Jill fancies Eustace, but he doesn't know it. DISCONTINUED. Please don't read, it's rubbish, honest.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 3-28-06 - Published: 2-16-06 - Jill Pole & Eustace Scrubb53. The Engagement reviewsWho knew so much depended on such a little question? Oneshot EdLise. Hey, I never said that it was a GOOD oneshot.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-4-06 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
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