Not much goin' on here. I probably should get off my ass and contribute something to this site, but none of my ideas seem to make it past the paper stage. That and I find that my own standards keep me from writing, I simply ask myself, "Would I read this?", and find that, more often then not the answer is inevitably no. That and I'm incurabably lazy.

If you're still reading this despite the fact that I'm not an author then I guess I might as well tell you something of myself. I'm 19 and I'm male (I checked). My favorite fandoms include Harry Potter, Naruto, Ramna and Zelda (though i do branch out into others every now and then). I really don't care for slash, that said I can't say I hate it, just means I haven't found one worth reading.

Now obligatory pairings preference list:

Likes:

Harry/ Patil/s

Harry/ Tonks

Harry/ Fleur

Naruto/ Temari

Naruto/ Tenten

Naruto/ Ino

Naruto/ Anyame(or however you spell the ramen girl's name)

Ramna/ Nabiki

Ramna/ Sailor Scout (the pairing always inevitably amuses me)

Link/ Malon

Dislikes:

Harry/ Ginny

Harry/ Hermione

Naruto/ Sakura

Naruto/ Hinata

Ramna/ Akane

Harems

Everything else I'm neutral to. Please note that if the story is well done I will typically overlook a pairing I don't really care for.

Great minds can read this!

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I am now co-authoring a Naruto story with Lysdexic, you can find this abomination of literature in his profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1897137/