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1. Intellectually Correct » reviews

Post HP7. Hermione Granger FINALLY gets a clue. Severus Snape freaks and goes to America. A few laughs, a bit of angst, and lots of love. A lighthearted SSHG romantic murder mystery that reeks of blooming maturity, imperfection, and Sherlock Holmes.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,491 - Reviews: 289 - Updated: 6-22-10 - Published: 11-3-07 - Hermione G. & Severus S.

2. CauldronBuster and NargleSeeker » reviews

Neville Longbottom gets bitten on the honker by a nargle. Luna Lovegood owns a boar named Bilbo. When will I stop? When JKR tells me to, that daft Gryffindor. Cute drabbles about a favorite fanon pairing, along with snippets of the Quibbler.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-26-09 - Published: 9-27-08 - Neville L. & Luna L.

3. Slughorn and the Basilisk reviews

Snape's got an issue with Slughorn's impending blindness in this silly story that is set during HBP, and so Snape writes a little Wizard Tale in his journal. Purely silly little oneshot to celebrate new movie. Hope you enjoy it.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-14-09 - Severus S. & Horace S. - Complete

4. After King's Cross Station » reviews

Post HP7. Oh, phooey, Snape became a ghost. What kind of torment will he wreak now? He certainly will not become editor of the Quibbler, chief investigator of other ghosts' psychological states, best pals with the Bloody Baron, or Irma Pince's lover.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,821 - Reviews: 219 - Updated: 7-9-09 - Published: 8-15-07 - Severus S.

5. Vie des Poulets » reviews

In a world where Voldemort vanquishes Harry, darkness takes over and death becomes the most desirable end for Hermione. However, she discovers a protector secretly on her side who wants to work bring light back to the world. He needs her help, though. HGS

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,910 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 7-6-09 - Published: 7-28-08 - Hermione G. & Severus S.

6. January 9th reviews

A slightly AU oneshot that mostly consists of Snape's secret thoughts on Christmas. The rest is pretty predictable. Originally composed for my story "HP and the Mistaken Identity" but significantly edited to stand on its own.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-5-09 - Severus S. & Albus D. - Complete

7. A Question of Sanity reviews

Just another 'What If'...What if Voldemort decided at the last minute that the prophecy as related by Trelawney referenced Neville and not Harry? Focuses on the relationship between Snape and Lily in this circumstance.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-23-08 - Lily Luna P. & Severus S.

8. Mr Robinson » reviews

Post DH. Severus Snape survives. But, he's a little crazy, so he heads to Lily's old house and passes out on her doorstep. Fortunately, a kindly Muggle nurse finds him and takes him to the mental institution where she works. Complete, loved writing this.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,217 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 12-22-08 - Published: 3-3-08 - Severus S. & OC - Complete

9. Flippant Affections reviews

Sinistra points her nose down from the stars to see Argus Filch, scrubber of toilets. She freaks. He cries. Mrs. Norris meows. Then, just as suddenly as their relationship ends, he finds a new love. Also cameo appearances by Snape, Umbridge, Irma Pince.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-16-08 - Argus F. & Prof. Sinistra - Complete

10. Sketches of Adolescent Severus » reviews

Simply, I decided to try my hand at writing a series of drabbles. These are short 1 page verbal sketches about Snape in his teenage years. There is no plot, just some good plotless fluff.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-14-08 - Published: 11-30-07 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P.

11. Stereotypical Lily, How She Came To Love Potter reviews

MRDR era. This is a rather silly little story with what could be considered a surprising ending. Hercule Poirot is Dumbledore's new plaything at Hogwarts, and Lily has conflicting feelings about James. Severus Snape falls in a fountain. LJ 7th year. Short

Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-10-08 - Complete

12. Definitely Ambivalent reviews

She's elegant. She's got poise. She adores books. But she's just not smart enough to keep away from Argus Filch. Don't despair, Irma Pince, it's your birthday. My response to the 'Birthday' challenge from Review Lounge. During GoF.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-8-08 - I. Pince & Argus F. - Complete

13. Two Ostensibly Dead or At the Renaissance Faire reviews

Hermione is at a California Renaissance Faire in 2018; guess what she is doing there? Or, more interestingly, guess who she MEETS there? Rated for language, that's all.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-6-08 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete

14. I Kissed a Drunk Bloke reviews

Hermione walks home from work and suddenly meets her old potions master, Severus Snape. Gasp. Definitely a shocker, that. AU. Post DH, but Snape miraculously survives somehow. Oneshot unedited. HGSS.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-29-07 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete

15. Adler's Lost Lozenge Box reviews

Poor Mr. Holmes, he makes us all laugh. He can't find a stupid little lozenge box. Watch, dear reader, as Lovely Miss Irene Adler persuades our favorite detective Sherlock Holmes to accompany her home one evening. Short, very cute fluff.

Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-25-07 - Complete

16. The Rise and Fall of Two Bulky Geniuses reviews

Hermione and Snape get bulky and fall in love. This is a major fluffy oneshot. Does not strictly conform to HBP or at all to DH. Possibly most disturbing HGSS you'll ever read, but I think it's very entertaining. Especially for the holidays. DARK HUMOR.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,198 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-22-07 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete

17. The Start and End of a Beautiful Friendship » reviews

Ilsa and Laszlo are safely off to Lisbon. Rick is staying in Casablanca. However, now he has more purpose, more vitality. He wants to help win the war against the Germans. Sequel to the movie of Casablanca.

Casablanca - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-6-07 - Published: 9-29-07

18. Harry Potter and the Mistaken Identity » reviews

My version of Book 7. Sirius makes his return to life. HGRW, SSOC, HPGW. A lot of plot holes and missing chapters. I'm never going to finish this. My first real HP fanfiction, didn't post it all for years after I abandoned it.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,987 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-4-07 - Published: 2-27-06 - Harry P. & Severus S.

19. My First SSHG reviews

My first SSHG. Very, VERY short drabble.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-3-07 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete

20. Just Kill Me Now reviews

May I excuse myself for this, in that I came up with it when I was very angsty and in the shower?

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-2-07 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete

21. The Trivial Delay Series »

Snape dwells in California on business, and is constantly harangued by a 16yearold with a wacky imagination. A series of many short stories involving Snape and Cherry Peterson. 1 through 7 composed very badly, among my first writing endeavors on here.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,044 - Published: 10-21-07 - Severus S.

22. Not Even a Decent Photograph reviews

Post DH. It's after the war. Hermione and Ron are making a memorial for those who died. Guess who is not there? Is it Dumbledore, Severus Snape, or Harry?

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-21-07 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete

23. Last Shots reviews

Post HP7. Colin Creevy's last thoughts, his last shots, and what people thought of him once he was dead.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-21-07 - Colin C. & Hermione G. - Complete

24. That Woman Strikes Again reviews

Holmes has his eye on Irene Adler. He keeps meeting her around Europe at various times, and each time deigns to approach her. Finally, he does . . . and recieves quite the surprise!

Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-14-07 - Complete

25. Simply a Hogwarts Homecoming reviews

A speculative situation: What if Hogwarts had Homecoming? SnapeLily semiromantic. Just a bit of fluff. Short story.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-14-07 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete

26. Visions of a Man » reviews

Sequel to my tale of The Opera Ghost and The Potions Master. Snape finds himself again in his own time, in despair for his loss of Erik. Then Erik suddenly comes back to him. Phantom of the Opera and Harry Potter crossover. I couldn't finish this.

X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-19-07 - Published: 7-20-07

27. Baby Blue reviews

A story in which Snape turns against Dumbledore because Dear Old Dumbles was a manipulative INSERT INSULT!. Oh wait, that happened already? Bugger. Guess I need to change that scenario up a little bit. Maybe Severus can turn his spy skills to thieving.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-18-07 - Albus D. & Severus S. - Complete

28. Elevator Story reviews

Lily Potter and Severus Snape meet in an elevator, which stalls. And they are alone. Together. Should you be muttering 'Poor Lily', 'Poor Severus', or 'Poor James? Sometime before Harry's birth.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-15-07 - Severus S. & Lily Luna P. - Complete

29. Friend So Quickly Lost reviews

Severus and Lily first meet on the train to Hogwarts. Snape really wants to be a Gryffindor, for whatever reason, and then he changes his mind. Duh. Marauder Era.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-21-07 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete

30. The End reviews

HP7 Spoiler The last moment of my favorite character in the series. Drabble.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-21-07 - Severus S. - Complete

31. Hiberna Carmen

Severus Snape knew how to bloody dance when he was a student? I thought he learned how from Lucius. But never mind, he's dancing with Lily Evans and probably going to get her pneumonia.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Published: 7-20-07 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete

32. Rejected! reviews

PostDH EWE. It's just a stupid little story about Harry Potter lusting after Luna Lovegood and Severus Snape chasing his bride. Insipid.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-20-07 - Harry P. & Luna L. - Complete

33. The Opera Ghost and the Potions Master » reviews

A slight accident in potions causes Severus Snape to be transported to another world dominated by a mulitated ghost of the Paris Opera Populaire...a hundred years before his own time! Phantom of the Opera and Harry Potter crossover. DONE!

Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,025 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-19-07 - Published: 3-2-06 - Complete

34. Obsequious Little Kreacher reviews

Just a short drabble about Kreacher's disdain for Sirius.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-18-07 - Sirius B. - Complete

35. To Be Feared or to Be Loved? reviews

Two rings, two choices. Narcissa does not know which man: Snape or Lucius? Short story.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-14-07 - Narcissa M. & Lucius M. - Complete

36. Smegglyfuzz reviews

Harry, Luna, and Neville are in the library studying for a charms test. Short story. Luna X Neville. So cute!

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-13-07 - Luna L. & Neville L. - Complete

37. I Dine with Fortune Tonight reviews

Oho, so James Potter is a coke addict, Lily Evans is an emotionally unstable witch, and Severus Snape just happens to be passing through? You dine with fortune, Lily Evans, you dine with fortune.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-7-07 - Lily Evans P. & Severus S. - Complete

38. Wizarding Orchestra reviews

All I can say is...this was first inspired by a section of my giant 7th HP novel that never got finished in which my Mary Sue starts up an orchestra, getting Snape to conduct it. I was inspired by a friend from school to do this. Short story.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-3-07 - Dobby & OC - Complete

39. Prancing Through Life reviews

A brief encounter of Snape from Harry Potter, and Fiyero from Wicked. Fiyero teaches Snape to 'dance' though life, but Snape can only 'prance'. Short story. Strange combination of reality and fiction. Don't try to understand it.

Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-23-07 - Complete

40. A Hogwarts Mystery » reviews

There's a murder...or five or twelve...abrew at Hogwarts. Who you gonna call? Hercule Poirot! He use his little gray cells to save the day. If, that is, he's able to catch the culprit before he strikes again! Set after PoA.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-6-07 - Published: 1-3-07 - Albus D.

41. Voices from the Past » reviews

The world is completely overtaken by Death Eaters. Severus Snape is a captive for his loyalty to the Good side. James and Sirius come to pay him a visit...

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-3-07 - Published: 7-1-06 - Severus S. & James P.

42. The Question of the Answer reviews

Don Marvellano is about to find something very special. Woot. Very short drabble. AU.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-25-06 - Complete

43. His Sister: The Sequel to Piano Squib

I think it's 9 o'clock on a Saturday, and Severus Snape's going into a pub that just so happens to have hired his sister as a piano player.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Published: 9-4-06 - Complete

44. Piano Squib reviews

A Harry Potterization of the hit song 'Piano Man' by Billy Joel. AU. Songfic. Short story.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,771 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-23-06 - Severus S. - Complete

45. A Problem reviews

Just a stupid little problem Severus Snape endured. Drabble.

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-23-06 - Severus S. - Complete

46. Story of a New Recruit reviews

I think it's a little funny that he actually expected her to show up.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-21-06 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete

47. Sam Snape, Coldblooded Wizard Detective » reviews

After the downfall of Voldemort, Severus Snape is bored with his monotonous life. He begins to solve mysteries, starting with the oh-SO-important Stolen Secret Recipe.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-30-06 - Published: 3-5-06 - Severus S.

48. Misconceptions can be Fatal reviews

Hearing Mad-Eye Moody's 'Constant Vigilance' would probably behoove these crazies. Anyways, I can't explain this to you, except that it involves a seriously traumatized fangirl, Sherlock Holmes, and the Mafia.

Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-12-06 - Complete

49. They Said I was Sick reviews

The horrible narrative of how a fangirl of mystery writers goes awry. Short story. Insanity.

Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-12-06 - Complete

50. Remembering reviews

Oh, hell. Severus Snape's in a graveyard because he's got an inordinate amount of respect for yet another bloody Gryffindor.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-12-06 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete

51. The Interruption reviews

Snape is preoccupied, and is interrupted by Lockheart. Bad idea on Lockheart's part, eh? Short story. CoS. Crack!fic.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-10-06 - Severus S. & Gilderoy L. - Complete

52. October Tears reviews

Luna Lovegood's visiting the gravesite of the husband she lost twenty years ago. Guess who it was? I'll give you three chances to come up with his name. Really. I mean it.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-30-06 - Luna L. & Severus S. - Complete

53. Aided by Nature reviews

Oh no. Going back to nature makes everyone mad. Severus Snape writes poetry? Luna Lovegood, charms professor? Dancing around in the dark under the statue of Anno the Wise? This short story will make you gag. The pairing alone could do that, I suppose.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-14-06 - Severus S. & Luna L. - Complete

54. Snape on Myspace reviews

What happens when Snape...goes on MySpace? Muahahaha! Short story. Don't even try to understand it. Just laugh.

X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-2-06 - Complete

55. All Thanks to My Clock reviews

Luna Lovegood and Severus Snape, in an inconspicuous position. Will this result in a short violent death or three adopted kids? Totally ridiculous.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-2-06 - Luna L. & Severus S. - Complete

56. A Poison Narcissa reviews

Post HBP. Severus Snape has nothing to do the night after he killed Albus except sit in a barn and think about one Very Lovely Lady who wanted him. Angsty.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-26-06 - Severus S. & Narcissa M. - Complete

57. Their Last reviews

Oh one last kiss, oh baby one last kiss, it really mustn't miss, oh honey mustn't miss, I really need your love, hahaha, give me one last kiss' Severus Snape demands of Narcissa Malfoy. Or is it the other way around? Either way, Draco cringes.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-24-06 - Severus S. & Narcissa M. - Complete