I guess I should write something here in case those authors I am demanding updates from decide to check me out.

Things I know:

There are many authors on this site that should be published. I have, literally, paid 25.00 for a book that I have thrown in the trash after the first chapter that could never live up to the genius writing on this site. When I win the lottery I will start my own publishing company and you can expect to hear from me. I truly envy your ability.

Mc=E2 That’s McKay = Einstein squared. I haven’t seen this anywhere in what I have read, but if anyone has used this before let me know.

Whump is good.

Frat!Tony + Competent!Tony = Perfect!Tony

There is a critter living in my attic, but I don’t want to tell my landlady since she will probably kill it.

I hate when authors abandon their stories because I always wonder what happened to them. I work with death claims, so I always jump to the conclusion that something bad happened. Maybe I work around death too much, but you folks worry me when you disappear.