Older than Dirt
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since: 02-11-06, id: 988716
country: USA
Author has written 5 stories for Oh My Goddess!, Artemis Fowl, Tokyo Underground/東京アンダーグラウンド, and Dungeons and Dragons.

About myself. Well, my name was carefully chosen -- I really am older than dirt. Truth. When I was young, there was no dirt in the world. Things were much more sterile, but much less interesting.

OK, maybe that isn't quite true, but I am really over three times older than what seems to be the typical age of the people writing anime/manga fanfics. So what am I doing here? Good question! I'm glad you asked, and as soon as I have a plausable answer, I'll tell you. I can, however, tell you how I got here. It's my kids' fault, particularly my daughter's. It's their fault for getting me interested in Manga and Anime (I had read American comic books once upon a time, but had given them up before I was married due to lack of time and storage space), and it's particularly my daughter's fault for getting me interested in fanfiction.

Other facts about me. Hm. I'm male, married, and design Geographic Informations System software for a living. I also write light fiction, and hope to be published (like in books in stores) someday, but don't hold your breath at the moment.

I've recently create a forum for discussions of Tokyo Underground fan fiction, because, darn it, I like the show.


1. Capability Smith and the Pirate Queen of Venus » reviews
Another tale of our favorate bard wandering the worlds. Is that a rumor of Scro treasure? [Spelljammer]
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,880 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-1-06 - Published: 7-9-06
2. I'm Not a Pirate, Honest! reviews
Mommas, don't let your boys grow up to be spacers. Full title: What I Did on My Summer Vacation, or, I'm Not a Pirate, Honest! [Spelljammer]
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-7-06 - Complete
3. Tokyo Underground: After the Fall » reviews
When last we see Teil Ashford, he's falling into the Underglobe. But where does he really land and what does he do there? Tokyo Underground one shot.
Tokyo Underground/東京アンダーグラウンド - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-28-06 - Complete
4. Fowl is Foul reviews
A short poem about the fairies' view of Fowl after the end of the first book.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-14-06 - Complete
5. Hack Attack reviews
It can be hard having to get by with an obsolete computer, but it can be even harder when you have to share that computer with meddling goddesses. One shot.
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-14-06 - Keiichi M. & Belldandy - Complete