Hello my young mobians! (and Hamhumans) my name is Dark Deception!

I'm not dead! I'm on hiatus. I might not be able to add another fanfic for a long time, but my previous ones will keep you occupied.

Have fun reading the fanfictions!

Name: Alexander Denny

Age: 17

Gender: Male

Hometown: The world that never was

Real hometown: Charlestown, Indiana

Favorite Pokemon: Gardevoir and Blaziken.

Websites: www.snafucomics.com, www.youtube.com, KHimpulse, TRON-SECTOR, The Ralts/Kirlia/Gardevoir Fanart library, The Hamtaro website, Soul Archive (Japanese), another Hamtaro webste, Hamtaro website #3

Likes: Kingdom Hearts, Sonic the Hedgehog, World of Warcraft, Final Fantisy: Crystal Chronicles, The legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, .hack//INFECTION, Soul Calibur 2, WWE Smackdown VS RAW (I have 4 of them so far)

Hates: My sister, Defeat, HIGH SCOOL MUSICAL 2 W/ OTHER DISNEY CHANNLE ORIGINAL MOVIES!!

My favorite shows: The sonic show. (Go Here), WWE RAW, Friday Night Smackdown (WWE), ECW (WWE)

The .hackers message board(Join Here)

Where to see the quotes from Mind of Mencia: (Here)

I found some Hamtaro pics! (Here)

Where to play Sonic games. (Here)

Watch the Angry Video Game Nerd at his funniest! (Here) (SEGA 32X)(The Wizard of Oz)

Heard of bad translating on games? (This site has the answer of 'why?')

Wan to see Kingdm Hearts Spoof and others? (CLICK HERE!)

I found the KND fansite! (Enter here!)(Critical punch(Contains japanese language))(More japanese sites!!)

Click here for Zero Punctuation

The X saga--

My fanfic with the X at the end are special fanfic that will soon be the next killer ap of popularity.

Under constuction:

Soul Calibur X

Monster Rancher X

Upcoming fanfics: ~soon to come~

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People of Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan, prepare to be freaked out...

There is a PC Ouendan/EBA simulator created!! If you want to see if I'm not kidding, Go here below!

osu!

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To Rachet and Clank fans:

So far, my oneshot: Ratchet and ADHD has over 100 hits, but it's yet to be reviewed!

PLEASE review it for me!

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Up next on Nightmare's Rants:

High School Musical must pay for being on DVD, and this is where Nightmare goes Siegfried on it's disk reader!!

Stay seated for Rant #3: HSM SUX! on Nightmare's Rants coming soon.

And this time, the crew of HSM is doomed, Soul Calibur style!

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I'm making some fanfics foreign!

Fanfics that have diffrent languages are:

The little Patamon

The Epitaph of two lovers (NEW!)

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WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

All of you Cartoon Network fans are in a supprise! Because Cartoon Network Now has an MMORPG called:

CARTOON NETWORK UNIVERSE: FUSIONFALL!

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80 precent of people who plays Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan 1&2 and Elite Beat Agents are suffering awful music from High School Musical: Makin' the cut by 5 precent a day. If you never watched disney channel at all, never got near HSM: MTC at all, or juse one of the 20 precent who just play Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan 1&2 and EBA and nothing else on your DS system, Copy and Paste this on your profile. Email me after that or if you want to comment.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

My OC'S:

OC#1's name: Bolderdash McFarlein

Age:17

Gender: Male

Hometown: Spellforce island

Likes: Any meat! as long he puts the in my rotisary machine...

Dislikes: Squirel Boy, Xaolin Shodown(the TV version) and Beedrils.

OC#2's name: The Katamari Master

Age: 21

Gender: Male

Hometown: Katamari town (Just outside of Azeroth)

Likes: Katamari Damacy, We Love Katamari, and it's PSP title: Me and My Katamari.

Dislikes: The fact that Me and My Katamari got a 2 out of 5 and being hit by orcs.

OC#3's name: Maria the Hamhuman

Age: 20

Gender: Female

Hometown: Spacestation ARC (A japanesse rebuild of the Hamham clubhouse from Hamtaro)

Likes: Her mother(Bijou) and her father(Hamtaro)

Dislikes: The commander(Boss)

OC#4's name: Kizikara Gytoku the Hamhuman

Age: 26

Gender: Male

Hometown: The Mini Hamuzu domain (Can't figure area)

Likes: Mini Hamuzu, His sensei (Hamtaro), Maria, and his weapon: Omega Zikatazu (A kickass 7 foot long katana like Sephoroth's)

Dislikes: his rival (Raimundo) and WEAPON

OC#5's name: Utada Mikusu

Age: 23

Gender: Female

Hometown: Twilight Town

Likes: Kingdom Hearts 1, 2, CoM, FM1, FM2+RE:CoM

Dislikes: Organization XIII (Notice the Xemnas punching bag at her house)

OC#6's name: Emerald Snake

Age: 29

Gender: Male

Hometown: Unavailable (Classified)

Likes: Raiden

Dislikes: Everything else, including the Metal Gears

OC#7's name: Altera the Chikorita

Age: 20

Gender: Female

Hometown: Pok'emon square

Likes: Her warm bonnet she wears, spring flowers and her breeder (Maria)

Dislikes: Being assaulted and being heartbroken

OC#8's name: Chef Ny'terro

Age: 29

Gender: Male

Hometown: Mama's kitchen (Home(Game: Cooking Mama: Cook Off(We ain't talking about his mother, we are talking about the chibi character of the same name)))

Like: Mama(Not his mother) and Cooking (That explains his cooking skills in Cooking Mama: Cook Off)

Dislikes: Anyone who touches his Dynamite dumplings

OC#9's name: Dart

Age: 25

Gender: Male

Hometown: Space Paranoids

Likes: His best friend (Tron)

Dislikes: The MCP

OC#10's name: Aria the Lopunny

Age: 23

Gender: Female

Hometown: Pok'emon square

Likes: Her Soon-to-be born child (Darwin), The tree of begining, her hubby (Lan the Empoleon) and her friend (Altera)

Dislikes: The same fate Altera might suffer, Aaron from the movie: Lucario and the mystery of Mew and her child's death

OC#11's name: Drive

Age: 30

Gender: Male

Hometown: Veldin (Planet)

Likes: Competing in Dreadzone tornaments, fighting alongside Ratchet, and killing lebiathans with his large wrench!

Dislike: The fact that he's a Lombax...

OC#12's name: Ocean

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Hometown: Zora's Domain

Likes: Her parents (Link and Ruto)

Dislikes: Nothing

OC#13's name: Numbuh X

Age: 19 (Still a KND member)

Gender: Female

Hometown: N/A (Destroyed 75 years ago)

Likes: Her weapon: T.E.T.S.A.I.G.A.

Dislikes: Numbuh 86 and her unmannaged anger.

OC#14's name: Jet View

Age: 22

Gender: Male

Hometown: Unknown...

Likes: His VFX powers, courtisy of his parents: Viewtiful Joe and Silvia.

Dislikes: Why he can't figure out about the Rainbow Oscars

OC#15's name: Numbuh Legacy

Age: 16

Gender: Male

Hometown: Sector V

Likes: His friend (Numbuh X), His gang of Japanese KND, and his girlfriend (Could be one of my female OCs (Wink Wink))

Dislikes: Jet View's attitude and why he can't remember his parents

Pairings:

Legend of Zelda: LinkXRuto

Hamtaro: HamtaroXBijou, SandyXMaxwel, StanXSparkel

.hack: KiteXMistral, ElkXNatsume

(EDITED!)Codename: Kids Next Door: KukiXWally, Abby X Nigel X Rachel (Love triagle!), Hoagie X Fanny

Inuyasha (This is for my sister when she sees this.): InuyashaXKagome, MirokuXSango

~UNDER CONTRUCTION!~

Quotes:

A bird in a hand means 2 in a bush! I have no bird, I have no bush! God has taken my bird and my bush! -Bruce Noland from Bruce almighty

YOUR A HOOKER! -Xigbar from kingdom hearts: the stupid files 11

Your ancesstors are nothing but a bunch of pimps and hoes -Cloud Strife from KH: the stupid files 11

I got more dead Pikachus that you do living! -Bolderdash McFarlein

Sockles -Sky from Sky Blade (Sky studio)

I came from Katamari town! -The Katamari Master

See this one? Its terror! -Some random solder from Halo 2

The Leones deal in this turf! nobody else! you hear me you shindacco #&@?! -Toni from Grand Theft Auto: Librerty City Stories

It would help if I said please? -The commander from Halo 2

I got a date with a chesse delux! -Some random civilian from Grand Theft Auto: Librerty City Stories

May the Mini Hamuzu rest within you Maria. -Kizikara Gytoku

Hey, Mohawk! How's that bitch? -The commander from Halo 2

And now for something completely diffrent. -The KH: crazy files 3 intro

I'm the keeper of the cheese. -Demyx from KH crazy files 3

Congratulations. now excuse me while i go take shower! -Hayner from KH Crazy files 3

I hate french toast so much! -Roxas from KH crazy files 8 Ultima

Beat it Xemnas! you son of a nukin byotch! -Utada Mikusu

Thank you for flying AOL. The capitan and i request you quit (Bleep) scrolling! -Tron from KH crazy file 10

Bite my shiny metal tucas! -Roxas from KH crazy files 10

Get... The comfy chair! (dramatic music) -Axle from KH crazy files 2

Blue punch buggy! No punch back! -Stitch from Lilo & Stitch

Sadly, that info is classified. Except that Raiden is SO emo!! -Emerald Snake

I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind? -Roxas from KH crazy files 4 Ultima

Beware of the blue M&M's. -Vivi from KHSF Season II Ep. 4

I am... The Tick! -Saix from KH crazy files 11

Respect my athoritar! -Sora from KH crazy files 11

I am Cornholio! My bunhole will speak now! -Hayner from KH crazy files 11

Hold on to your lugnuts, it's TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME FOR AN OVERHAUL! -Axle from KH crazy files 11

Call me Mr. Pig! -Pumba from Kingdom Hearts 2 (Game)

Holy #&# that's antcent! (Can't spell) Rumble pack?! -Dmurawski

Go suck a lemon Sark! -Dart

What did I JUST tell you?! -Optimus Prime from Robot chicken (Mainly: Transformers)

COR BLIMEY! -Yangus from Dragon Quest VIII (Game)

Ohhh! You stupid little idiot! -Knuckles from Sonic funny of Stupid files

And now for something completecy CRAZY! - Axel from KH Crazy Files 21

Dee Dee Dee! - Carlos Mencia from Mind of Mencia

You and your addiction to cheeseburgers dad... - Jet View

We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating. - Sonic from Sonic funny of stupid files 3

More coming soon...

But here is the punch line section

Punch line #1: "I wanna have babies" Roxas "You wanna have babies?" Sora "It's every men's right to have babies if he wants them" Roxas "but you can't have babies!" Sora "Don't you oppress me!" Roxas "I'm not oppressing you Stan! You don't have a womb! where's the fetus gonna gustate? You gonna put the in a box?" Sora. (KH crazy files 3)

Punch line #2: "Uh, Knock knock?" Mickey "What is it Jimmy?" Xemnas "Remember, your shoving up a pineapple up Cloud's tucas at 4:00 PM" Mickey "I will have to make sure and remember that." Xemnas "GREAT SCOTT!" Cloud (KH crazy files 8 Ultima)

Punch line #3: "Hi. welcome to BK. May i take your order?" Sora "WHOPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!" Xigbar "(got hit by Roxas and explodes)" (KH crazy files 11)

Punch line #4: "I get it. that's the guy from Fyk. Tom Hanks! Aw. funny guy! Tom hanks. Everything he said is a stitch." Hayner (Jak and Daxter fans, prepair to be suprised.) "I have AIDS" Jak "(Hayner laughs)" KH crazy files 11

Punch line #5: "I'm think i'm gonna- BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!" Sora "Hold you calls america, we have a winner." Ansem the wise "Congratulations! now please excuse me while i go take shower!" Hayner "Ugh! I'm such a (BLEEP!)" Sora (KH crazy files 2)

Punch line #6: "I know it's just a dream, I know i don't have an anal probe, and I know that i am not under alien control!" Roxas "(something weird happens)" "What the hell was that?" Pence "He is under alien control! that thing in his butt is linked up to the tranmitter!" Hayner "Ugh! Son of a bitch!" Roxas (KH crazy files 4 Ultima)

Punch line #7: "(Laughing and farting)" Xemnas "OHHHH! I'm DYING!" Demyx "Your going to the mental instution" Donald "BEAT IT!" Sora (KH crazy files 11)

Punch line #8: "(Farts)" Big "Did you just soiled yourself?" Vector "Maybe (laughs) it did sound a little wet right in the end-(Fastfowards it to the end because Amy and Cream doesn't want to hear it)" Big "What?" Vector (Sonic funny of Stupid files)

Punch line #9: 'Cause America's like a fraternity. In order to join, you must get hazed. And guess what Achmed, it's Greek Week. There's a lot of beaners in here, and you didn't go to college so you didn't get that joke. "What the hell is Greek Week?!" Whatever. (Mind of Mencia)

Punch line #10: If you have a corded phone, you are retarded. If you put a long-ass cord on it because you want to walk around the house...dee-dee-dee! (Mind of Mencia)

Punch line #11: "You mean that lttle shorty there?" Demyx "(Got pissed) Shorty?! Do a shorty do this? What else do you want to call me? A halfpint? Beansprout? Midget?" Edward Elric "Oh, your in trouble Dumdum! You better runrun, form Atila the Hunhun!" Sephiroth "Ooh! I done a bad thng!" Cloud "You like to @@ @#" Edward Elric (KH Crazy Files 21)

Punch line #12: "Your such a fatass, that when you walk down the street, people will scott! Dammit! That's a big fatass!" Rouge "No they don't! You got it weakling?" Knuckles "God damn! That's a big fatass!" Omega (Sonic Funny of Stupid Files 3)

More coming up.

If you want to see what the characters in Fantasy Girl Kirlia look like, then this section will show you pictures of the characters in the fanfiction: Siana Immichu, Nurse Nikimaya, Ms. Immichu, Prince Makado, Diana Tikato, Immy Mikinata, Anna Minako, Zonatae Hidakarno, Ami-Chan

More coming soon.

Upcoming fanfics! (If I ever get working on them)

Operation: C.H.I.B.I. Category: Codename: Kids Next Door Rated: K+

Summary: When Hoagie's experiment gone completely haywired, they were turned into their super deformed selves in some japanese anime. How are they going to get out of this mess?

Operation: D.A.T.A.-D.R.A.I.N. Category: Codename: Kids Next Door Rated: T

Summary: The KND has installed the computers with the game called 'The World' and an OS called ALTIMIT, but when Sector V became the first to try it out, Skeith and Fidchell escaped from the game and damaged the treehouses of every sector. Will Sector V put up what they just let out?

General, we got a problem! Category: Star Fox Rated: K+

Summary: Just when Fox was heading to Dinosaur Planet, something pulled him into another planet. Who are they and why did they kidnapped Fox?

Codename: Viewtiful Kids Next Door Category: Codename: Kids Next Door Rated: K+

Summary: Since the series finale, The former Sector V KND,as adults, got themselves a V-watch, along with a message from someone, who is kidnapped. Now they are at Movieland to save that hero and are transformed into the Viewtiful Kids Next Door!. Henshin-a-go-go, baby!

Affection of an operative Category: Codename: Kids Next Door Rated: M

Summary: Wally couldn't keep up with his heart to tell Kuki that he loves her, so he asks her out on a date. But whay would happen if their afffection gets too high?

Way too random! Category: Star Fox Rated: T

Summary: Fox was sent to host a talk show called Saturday Night Live in Corneria, when he gets a notice that he became the new host because his father used to host the show before he went missing. What will happen to Fox now?

Dark Deception's interviews. Category: X-overs Rated: T

Dark Deception, who is me by the way, goes and interviews the characters from games, cartoons and anime.

Tears of a loved one Category: Codename: Kids Next Door Rated: M

Summary: Wally cannot stand seeing Kuki dying from a serious virus and now, he has to save her life by curing her.

Operation: B.L.O.G. Category: Codename: Kids Next Door Rated: T

Summary: The KND are all on MSN, taking a day off, untill other people came to visit.

Shounen Kiss Category: Codename: Kids Next Door Rated: M

Summary: When Wally and Kuki are alone in the treehouse, they decided to pay a visit to her grandmother, Mizuki Sanban, to teach him about love, marrage and children that they will have.

Dude! Where's my uncle? Category: Codename: Kids Next Door Rated: T

Summary: Starts between my fanfic amd Operation: INTERVIEWS. When Nigel announced his and Abby's marrage at the reception, there's only one question: Dude! Where's Ben Uno?! Now Nigel and Abby must travel around the world in search of his Uncel Ben, while avoiding the delightful children's plans.

Operation: O.U.E.N.D.A.N. Category: Codename: Kids Next Door Rated: T

Summary: The three married couples decided to have their honeymoon at Yuhi Town, Japan, but they noticed that there is one group of adults who are pitting against another group. Now, there honeymoon turns into another adventure, but people are shouting out to them.

Operation: T.U.R.N.A.B.O.U.T Category: Codename: Kids Next Door Rated: T

Summary: Nigel Uno, father of his children Gaby and Carlos Uno, was accused for a mysterious murder he did not commit! Now, his children has to find an attorney who will prove Nigel innocent, but guess who's that going to be?

Bishōjo smooch Category: Codename: Kids Next Door Rated: M

Summary: Kuki and Wally wanted to have a baby of their own, so they decided to hit it off so she can bear the baby that she will take care of. WARNING! contains lemon! (not the fruit kind, but you will know what I mean.) READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Operation: K.A.T.A.M.A.R.I. Category: Codename: Kids Next Door Rated: K+

Summary: The KND noticed that all the stars in the cosmos were accidentally blown out of the sky by the King of All Cosmos. Now, learning the folly of the King's ways, the KND of Sector V decided to help the King's son, the Prince, replace the destroyed stars with new ones, even if it means rolling up numerous Katamaris in diffrent diamiters using the stuff from numerous sectors of the KND, including the moon by rolling up the friggin' country and save the moonbase.

Operation: C.O.R.R.U.P.T.I.O.N Category: Codename: Kids Next Door Rated: T

Summary: The 6 heroes, who are at Tokyo, have been infected by a radioactive substance called Phazon and all of Earth was corrupted by Phazon as well. Now they, along with the bounty hunter named Samus Aran, must purge Earth of Phazon and must find the one responsible for it.

Icy romance Category: Super Smash Brothers Rated: K+/T

Summary: Takes place after The Subspace Emisarry. After going through a very rough battle against Tabuu, Popo started feeling a blossoming love for his own partner, Nana, and asked her to go out with her. On their most recent date, He have something he's gonna ask to Nana, but he doesn't have the guts to ask her. Will Link, Marth and Falco help him out? First romantic fanfic concerning the Ice Climbers in general.

Total Smashing Island Category: Total Drama Island Rated: T

Summary: 22 Super Smash Bros. characters from Brawl are sent to Camp Wawanakwa to endure insane challanges, but only one will win the cash prize of 100,000 dollars! A SSBB/TDI parody. No flaming!

The Legend of Shawn Michaels Category: Wrestling Rated: K+

Summary: JBL somehow kidnapped his own employee, The Heartbreak Kid himself, and Vince McMahon has to send someone out to take JBL down. That man is none other that John Cena! Parody of the legend of Zelda, but which Zelda game gets the WWE parodation?

50 ways to piss off Chris Jericho Category: Wrestling Rated: T

Summary: Chris Jericho got fired for bitching at Stephanie McMahon, so she and the other WWE superstars, even Vince McMahon, has decided to make fun of him!

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