Born: 16th July 86 (make the calculus yourself) and French, third year of college in Japanese, that's all you need to know. I mean, I could tell you that I'm bi, I love almost anything sugary as long as there's no mint in it, especially dango, that I'm not romantic for a penny, that I got one hell of a dirty mind, that I'm random in my stupid, childish acts, that I'm clumsy, honest, easy going, lazy as fuck, and annoying as hell, I swear to much for my own good, I smoke, bit my nails and drink too much Redbull, Vodka and Coca Cola (not all three mixed together, though might be interesting..), I don't like things, I'm either addicted or I hate them, I'm short but cuddly (if you're not scared of spikes), that I speak french (duh) english (duh) japanese (duh) and spanish and I'd like to meet someone nice enough to teach me german, I don't like drugs, both kinds, I'm vulgar, I'm obsessed with hair and a little with hands too, I've got a itch in my back right now...really, I could tell you many things about me, but you don't care, so...

Before starting, two things you have to know, if that doesn't suit you, I'll let you go on your way :

I'm a yaoi and yuri fan, I find het boring as hell, especially because most of the time, the couples fall into perfect clichés and I like neither the cute shy girl but still trying to be courageous and strong when she's just a weakling getting in the way of the hero while he himself is strong and protect her, nor the perfect idiot falling for the girl with a strong punch that can't help but fall in love with him in the end. Does any of this ring something? Well, naturally, that's what you see in almost every manga, or video game. Hence why my favorite kind of manga are those without real romance in them, I do my pairings myself without having to be killed by rabid canon pairings fans. Something else, that doesn't mean that I hate every het pairing, but they have to be interesting, and what I mean by that is when it's hard to imagine THOSE TWO falling in love, and it's funny. I only have two exemples here, but they're not really the only ones.

The other thing is what I despise the most in fanfics, which is OCs. Especially Mary-Sues/self'insert, but really, all OC has to go to garbage with me. No But. No exception. I like a fandom, I stick to it. AUs are nice when they're well made and originals, I like originality, so those are not the problem. I'll forgive even less a fanfic taking place in an AU universe for OCs. Why? Because, in a fanfic taking place in the original universe, there's possibilities that you need to make the characters meet people they never met before, while in an AU, you can use every character from the original universe, and whatever fandom are you in, this is frighteningly easy to do. But if in a non-AU fic you have to create a character, they can't be an important one, hell, if you can avoid to give them name, do it. That's my point of view, and I'll stick to it, if you feel offended by it, let's just hope you'll take some time to reflect on it before flaming me.

Okay! It's about time I update this thing! Today it's Saturday, the 19th of October, year 2007. Many things occurred since I created this account, and though I haven't published many fics and I'm far from being a renamed fanfic author, I'll try to do better than that, and publish all those bothering fics running freely in my head for years.

So!

Contrary with what I stated when I wrote the first version of this profile, I'm no longer an almost exclusively Naruto fan, and after discovering many other manga, there's other fandom I'm coming into, and those are the only things I'll talk about here from now on!

Let's start folks!

Naruto: Of course, I'm not forgetting it, but now I'll just write my OTPs for this fandom: SasuNaru, NejiGaara, ShinoKiba, ItaKyuu, TemaShika, InoSaku/SakuHina (I'm less difficult with yuri pairings than yaoi ones, that's a given).

Kingdom Hearts: Recently, I've been reading more fics from this fandom than anything else. There's a lot of pairings I love there, and some are not exactly KH, more like FF, but the joy of KH is also that, isn't it: RikuSora, AkuRoku, Zemyx, LeonCloud, XenmasSaix, VincentTidus, SeiferHayner, KairiNamine.

Princess Princess: (my avatar) This is a recent manga/anim and a huge addiction of mine. I laugh and want more. Sadly it's over. Too short! I want some fics of it please! Anyway: YûjiroTôru, and some Yûjiro and Tôru molesting poor Mikoto .

Hikaru No Go: Though I've read all of them, my discovery took place only two weeks ago, so I'm fairly new to this fandom. I so totally fell in love with this manga, being one of the very few where love is not mentioned, which I prefer, making my own pairings myself afterward, hehehe: AkiraHikaru, IsumiWaya, KagaMitani.

Death Note: Probably one of my very favorite manga, for it's so perfect, smartly written with a plot thick as oil, characters with a deep personality, and a anti-hero, perfect as he is, as the main character. I only have two pairings for this one: LxLight, MelloNear.

South Park: Ok, so I find it a little weird to read fics on this, even if I love SP and know them by heart. Incidentally, the only thing I watch in french, dubbed I mean, and not just sub-titled. French dubbing always sucks, except in SP, the voices are awesome. I watch them in american too of course . Anyway: StanKyle, CartmanWendy (yes, an het one), Clyde&Craig x Kenny.

Harry Potter: Beside KH and SP, the only fandom that's not coming from a manga, and that probably won't change. There's only one pairing that really matter for this one, I can live with anything else as side pairings, as long as it's not shôta: DracoHarry.

After those, I have many fandoms I like, but I'm more of an occasional tourist to them than an active member, I'd like to precise that there's no real preference order, if they're here, that should speak enough considering the active manga fan I am:

FMA: I've been into this fandom for about as long as Naruto, and though I love the manga, I'm not TOO into anything fandom related. I still love one pairing in it : RoyEd.

Samurai Deeper Kyo: I discovered this manga not too long ago too, and I've yet to get really into the fandom, but there's high potential, and I know what I want to read. If only there wasn't those useless love stories, this manga would be absolutely perfect, so many interesting characters, and I really laughed hard reading them. The author is hilarious too, when you take the time to read all the little comic strips: KyoYukimura, Luciole (yeah, alone, just because I love him, though I dunno what's his english name Firefly?)

HunterxHunter: It's more just for the hell of it than anything else, really, but I do like one pairing: KiruaGon.

Shaman King: I love this manga, one of the one that made me laugh the most, but I'm not proud of one of the pairing, clearly not my thing normally, but I can't help it here: HaoYoh (I'm so NOT into incest normally..) RenYoh.

Prince of Tennis: The reason I'm only tourist of this one is because the publication if far from being finished in France, so having only read the first 15 ones and hating spoilers more than anything, I'm holding back: TezunaFujiEchizen (yes, I can't decide if I prefer TezunaFuji, TezunaEchizen or FujiEchizen, so sue me)

I'll: For those of you that don't know this manga, not being one of the most popular I believe, go read it! It's an awesome sport manga, with probably the most beautiful drawings I've ever seen. Here too, only one pairing: IiragiTachibana.

DNAngel: Again with and old one, one of the few I had seen all the anime quite a long time before getting into yaoi. Only two pairings, and no others: SatoshiDaisuke, KradDark.

Bleach: Only tourist for the same reasons as PoT: IshidaIchigo, ByakuyaRenji.

Kenshin: This manga is clearly one of the very first I read, loooong before anything on this page. I really have to get back into it: SanoKenshin.

Fruit Basket: To be absolutely honest, I'm far from being a fan of this manga. Kind of fun at first, but now I just, completely stopped reading. The reason? Well, I never liked the heroin, but I could live with that, as all the others characters were interesting. The more it turned into loves stories, the more it bothered me. The truth on Akito just killed me. Anyway, beside that, I still love all the male characters and enjoy reading some fics on them: YukiKyo, and not piky about the others .

I think I'll stop here, the most interesting is said.

-To authors-: (because more than anything, I'm a fervent fic reader).Guys, I'm really sorry for not reviewing like I used to. As I hate writing useless, meaningless reviews like 'good! Update soon!', I need time to write something constructive, useful, interesting, which I don't have/take. I apologize to all of you awesome writers that I put in fav and/or alert but never heard of me before.

Alright, I'm off. You still here? Don't you have good fics to read instead of this boring stuff? Go check my favorite authors' list!

Ja ne!