Ok lets see. . .I'm Haleena Jenesis DeLoach! Thats French!

I'm 16 years old.

You Know You Live in 2009 when...

1 You accidently entered your password in the microwave.

2 You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3 The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a sn name or a myspace.

4 You'd wrather search the entire house for the remote then push the buttons on the T.V.

6 You're boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7 As you read this you keep nodding and smiling.

8 As reading this list you think about sending it to all of your friends.

9 You were also too busy to notice that #5 is missing.

10 You scrolled back up to see if there was a #5

11 Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12 Put this in your profile if you fell for it...and you KNOW you did.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Let us play twenty questions!

1)Favorite Color(s)? My favorite colors are Black, Red, Silver, and Green

2)Favorite Animal? Snake!

3)Favorite Naruto Character? Gaara

4)Favorite book? It's a tie between the Harry Potter books and The Anita Blake series...

5)Favorite song? At the moment... Sleeping Beauty: A Perfect Circle

6)Favorite Pairing? DracoX Harry (First Yaoi pairing I ever viewed)

7)Bestfriend? Shannon!

8) Favorite Male Lover? Will G (Woot)

9)Favorite Feamle LOvEr? Marianne! (even if she denies it =)

10)Favorite Disney Character? Belle from The Beauty And The Beast/ Moses from the Prince of Egypt

11)Favorite Inuyasha Character? Sesshomauru

12)Favorite Movie? The Nightmare Before Christmas

13)Favorite website? Fanfiction, or TheHexfiles.net, or adultfanfiction.net, missmab.com, pholph.com, flashflashrevolution.com or, veoh.com

14)Myspace site? http://www.myspace.com/yaoifangirl4eva

15)What's your E-mail address?

1)darkdesireangel@aol.com

2)haleyjgirl@yahoo.com

3)suffering_disasters@yahoo.com

16)AIM? darkdesireangel

17) Favorite name? Damius/Damian, or Scorpius for a boy and Kiara or Narcissus for a girl.

18) Do you even want kids? Possibly if I fall in love with someone completely perfect, then I assume I'd want their kids!

19) Want to ever get married? mehbeh

20) Favorite dream? To live in the mountains and be alone(or w/my special someone) to write books/fics/poems. To never have to worry about life again.

Enough of that!!

I looooove yaoi!

My bestfriend in the whoole friggin' universe is Shannon.

Oh, and I'm a girl. . .just to let you know, and I'm bi if you couldn't tell.

I live in Texas. . .I'm kinda a hic but not to the point where I'm annoying.

My favorite pairings:

HarryXDraco (always will be my favorite)

NarutoXItachi

ZukoXKatara

IrukaXKakashi

RoxasXAxel(Akuroku) favourite from Kingdom hearts

RikuXSora

InuyashaXKagome

SesshoumaruXKagome

HisokaXGon (tehe)

HisokaXKilluaXGon

KilluaXGon (muahahaha)

IchigoXRenji

IchigoXGrimmjow(main)

IchigoXGrimmjowXUlquiorra (awesome)

Hichigo

HaoXYoh

ToP tHrEe GaMeS fOr Me RiGhT nOw!!

1)Kingdom Hearts I and II

2)Final Fantasy..ALL!!( (sp?)expecialy Dirge Of Cerberus!"

3)Guitar Hero ...ALL

I love readin things with a good long plot line, I have soooo many favorites, but they never update...damn it!

Favorite movies:

Nightmare Before Christmas

Corpse Bride

Beauty And The Beast

Aladdin

Spirited Away

The Lion King I and II

The Pirates Of The Carribean I and II

A Walk To Remember

Romeo And Julliet

Robin Hood(The Disney)

Finding Nemo

Freeway

The Lord Of The Rings I, II, and III

The Harry Potter Series

Moulin Rouge

The Phantom Of The Opera

The Jungle Book

Misery

The Nightmare On Elm Street...All of them

All The Jason Voorhies movies

Hellraiser movies

Grease

Shark Tales

Lilo And Stitch

Quest For Camelot

Tremors

Drive Me Crazy

The Cell

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Pet Cemetary

Peter Pan (All of them)

Anastasia

300

V for Vendetta

My Girl

Cars

The Prince Of Egypt

Sweeney Todd (yeeeeeeeeeees)

Beowolf

All of the Disney movies I didn't mention...

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Favorite Shows:

NARUTO!!

Inuyasha

Bleach

HunterXHunter

Fullmetal Alchemist

Wolfs Rain

Sailor Moon

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Robot Chicken

Trigun

Cowboy Bebop

Family Guy

Futurama

American Dad (The gay alien is the shits)

House

CSI

Law And Order

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

Shaman King

Queer As Folk ( Omfg yes!!)

And anything that plays on FUSE!

Help make it stop.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

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Musical Interests:

30 Seconds To Mars (favorite band at the moment, Jared Leto is a hooootttttie!)

Metalica

t.A.t.U

Panic! At The Disco

Korn

Flyleaf

Paramore

Saoisin

Escape The Fate

Nevermore

Evenescence

AFI

Avenged Sevenfold

Alana Grace

Anna Nalick

Alanis Morrisette

Avril Lavign

Black Sabath

Blue October

Blue Oyster Cult

Lamb Of God

Cascada

Disturbed

HIM

Hinder

Leanne Rimes

Linkin Park

Matina Mcbride

Nickelback

Nirvana

One Republic

Ozzy!

Pantera

Papa Roach

Pink Floyd

Queen

Rhianna

Savage Garden

Seether

Slayer

Smile Empty Soul

Sublime

Switchfoot

System Of A Down

The Killers

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

The Used (I love the song 'The Bird And The Worm')

Third Eye Blind

Three Days Grace (Second favorite band)

Three Doors Down

Utada Hikaru

The Perfect Circle

Any Anime Soundtracks

And all the Disney soundtracks!!

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