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since: 02-12-06, id: 989319, Profile Updated: 06-11-09
country: United States
Author has written 15 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, D.Gray-Man, and House, M.D..

Hello all. I'm a new member who just joined 2/12(2006). I'm not a very prolific writer, but just the act of reading some of the submissions to this site (and others) woke up the passenger in my mental backseat who flicked my ear with a finger and declared: "Don't just SIT there! Write something, dammit!"

Before then, most of my writing has appeared on the tv.com site - mostly some show reviews, but I was successful in submitting two allusions to the Fullmetal Alchemist page. Other than that, I write letters to the editor to rave about one thing or the other.

///////////March 9,2009///////////

I kept the above bits and deleted the rest of my original profile. I can't believe it, I've been a member for three years now. Way back when,k I just had this one single solitary idea and an urge to write like you wouldn't believe. Now I've written a bunch of stories, have a half dozen more in various stages of half written-ness, and a companion urge to draw. Plus I'm working on my first D. Gray-Man fic. I've made lots of new friends and read lots of great FMA fanfics (as well as some not-so-good ones, plus a few really god-awfuls). It's been a trip and a half.

////////June 11,2009//////

My beta was/is tied up with college final exams and finding a summer job, so there is a current backlog of three stories so far. But, real life takes precedence and I must be patient. Waiting in the queue are chapter two of ...And I Went Into A Dream titled Dream About You; chapter 75 of The Waters of Lethe & a one-shot from the new Vignettes series called Birthday Surprise. The (hopefully) final flashback chapter of And All Manner of Things Shall Be Well is still being written, and I'm ashamed to say I've neglected it for the past month. (bad!) I've also been working on writing chapter three of ...And I Went Into A Dream, titled Life Is But A Dream, and two chapters of another D.Gray-Man fic, Watson, I Need You.

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1. Vignettes: 2: Birthday Surprise » reviews
A plot bunny that wouldn't stop nibbling my ear. Edward is determined to make the perfect birthday surprise for Mommy. But a just as determined Alphonse wants to be in on it. Mostly harmless, but the cuteness might make you weak.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-4-09 - Published: 2-10-09 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete
2. Bittersweet reviews
Some things are worth waiting for, like the smile of your youngest child, or errant brothers. Mostly warm and fuzzy with only slight angst. Warning for cuteness overload.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-23-09 - Alphonse E. & Winry R. - Complete
3. The Waters of Lethe » reviews
Hi! I'm back! Didja miss me? Huh? Huh? While the battle for Central rages all around him, Alfons Heidreich fights his own private war. WARNING: Extreme violence and death, plus a living, breathing Valkyrie. UPDATE: Edited some more.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 104,160 - Reviews: 564 - Updated: 9-8-09 - Published: 10-16-06 - A. Heidrich & Alphonse E.
4. And I Went Into A Dream reviews
This day would forever be known as "The Morning Allen Didn't Finish His Breakfast". Rated T for vague sex and a naked General later on.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-6-09 - Allen
5. And All Manner Of Things Shall Be Well » reviews
Awash in an ocean of grief over Alphonse's death, Edward discovers friends he never knew he had. He also meeets the master of Bishopscourt Hille plus receives a riding lesson from a little mare named Trinket. Can you say "saddle sore"?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,509 - Reviews: 169 - Updated: 2-21-09 - Published: 2-15-06 - Edward E. & Alphonse E.
6. The Wrench Tango » reviews
Each time I find inspiring drawings or paintings of EdxWin doing...stuff, I write more stories. NEWNEWNEW...Honeymoon, son of Wedding Night. Romantic post-wedding fluff. Vague mentions of sex contained within.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 11-5-08 - Published: 4-11-06 - Edward E. & Winry R.
7. Dr Gregory House vs Edward Elric » reviews
Crossover of FMA with House. Why? Because you asked for it! The long awaited sequel arrives as House makes Wilson do Mustang's physical. Rated for strong language, a naked Colonel and burning hair. Oh yes, it's total crack. No redeeming features at all!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 5-16-08 - Published: 10-10-06 - Edward E. & G. House - Complete
8. Such A Flirt reviews
In spring, a young person's fancy turns to thoughts of love. Except Edward Elric who just wants to go home. But first he's going to take a crash course in Flirting 101. Post series, animeverse. Rated for silly fluffiness and mention of breasts. Re-edited!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 1-25-08 - Edward E. & Hoenheim - Complete
9. All The Ice Cream You Can Eat » reviews
A trifle AUish. An Alphonsecentric story set between episode 51, and the movie. To make up for the angst of The End Is The Beginning. To say more would give it all away. Now complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-11-06 - Published: 7-21-06 - Alphonse E. - Complete
10. Cat Chat reviews
Postmovie complete oneshot. Alphonse talks to the cats, and they talk back to him! What are they saying? Shhhh...let's listen! Rated for semistriptease by Edward, nothing graphic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 7-8-06 - Alphonse E. & Edward E. - Complete
11. Father's Day reviews
Small eyes looked up to him, small hands reached up to him, and a small voice would pipe Daddy! Up! How could he resist? Silly fatherly fluff, and completely harmless.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-27-06 - Alphonse E. & Edward E. - Complete
12. You're No Gouda reviews
Someone dared me to write a story about Edward and cheese. And this oneshot is the result in which I make fun of yaoi. DISCLAIMER: Don't own FMA, dagnabbit!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-15-06 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete
13. My Heart That's Full Of Love reviews
Post movie EdxWin fluff. He had denied and denied, and he continued to deny his feelings for her. But now he had no more excuses. He was done denying. Please R&R flamers are mocked with deviish glee.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-23-06 - Edward E. & Winry R. - Complete
14. The End Is The Beginning » reviews
Chapter 4, the final one is posted! To Al, Ed and Winry, the Good Place is Risembool in the summer time. Ed reveals more of his life and death beyond the Gate and hints at the forces which oversee the dead. Please R & R.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-9-06 - Published: 3-19-06 - Alphonse E. & Edward E. - Complete
15. That Darned Brat! v30 reviews
Newly corrected and final version. Maes Hughes narrates the story of Shou Tucker trying to get intimate with Edward Elric, who doesn't react the way he expected. I predict a riot. Rated for extreme profanity. Please R & R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-10-06 - Maes H. & Edward E. - Complete
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