UPDATED: Sunday 13th May 2007
NEWS: I just got back from a school camp on Friday (six days of hiking through the Snowy Mountains and climbing to the top of Oz's highest mountain - It was bloody freezing and I'm bruised and sore in places I never even knew existed! I'm just glad that the mountains didn't live up to thier name while we were there!)

You want to know about me? Well, what can I say. I might just put it down in points, it'll be easier.

REAL NAME:
Emily... exciting isn't it?

NATIONALITY:
I'm an Aussie and proud of it
Quote From an Irish Comedian Talking About Australians:
You people are f--king mad about nicknames. Just the other day I was at the Melbourne Cricket Grounds, and some guy says 'No, we call it the MCG.' So I'm like, 'Okay.' Then five minutes later this other guy says, 'No, we call it the G'. You people even have nicknames for your nicknames! - So bloody true it's not funny

FAVOURITE TV SHOWS:
Lost (I absolubly LOVE it! All time favourite!)
Hereos OM FREAKIN G! It aired in Oz for the first time about two months ago and I swear, I'm in love! Very close 2nd to Lost! VERY!
Veronica Mars - ARGHHH! Channel Ten cancelled it halfway through the season! Bastards!
McLeods Daughters
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Angel
Thank God You're Here - I've heard that it just started in the US
House - (Aussie Jesse Spencer, aka Dr Chase, is HOT!)
Smallville - (I'm afraid that Tom Welling beats Jesse Spencer hands down. Sorry mate!)
Jericho

FAVOURITE BOOKS (I mostly love action/adventure, mystery and fantasy novels):
Eragon (as you can probably tell by my pen name)
Harry Potter
Deltora Quest
Series of Unfortunate Events
Max Remy: Superspy
The Red Cardigan and the sequal Nine Letters Long
Artemis Fowl
Most Meg Cabot books (especially the Mediator ones)
I have recently discovered the Maximum Ride series by James Patterson and have become hocked. .

FAVOURITE MOVIES (I generally love anything that is full of action, keeps me in suspense and can make me laugh):
X-Men, Fantastic Four, Spiderman, Daredevil (my dad was a comic book fanatic as a kid and he brainwashed me when I was little!)
The Mummy and The Mummy Returns (all-time favourites!)
The Itallian Job
National Treasure
Stick It
Step Up
Lord of the Rings Trillogy
Little Miss Sunshine
Night At The Museum
Rat Race
School of Rock
The Cutting Edge 2
Legally Blonde (who doesn't love that movie?)
10 Things I Hate About You
Oh and all of the Disney classics like Alladin and The Lion King, I could never get sick of those!

FAVOURITE BANDS (I love rock music, mostly alternative):
Evanescence (best band EVER!)
Closely followed by Green Day (they ROCK!)
And My Chemical Romance, oh! I'm so in love with them!
Eskimo Joe
Fall Out Boy
Panic! At The Disco
Snow Patrol
The Fray
The Goo Goo Dolls
Simple Plan aren't bad
I have just discovered 30 Seconds To Mars and have fallen in love with them

FAVOURITE SOLO ARTISTS:
Kelly Clarkson
Delta Goodrem
P!nk

FAVOURITE CELEBRITIES:
Hamish Blake and Andy Lee (radio show hosts/comedians)
James Mathison and Andrew G (Co-hosts of Australian Idol)
Frank Woodly (Comedian)
Josh Lawson (Actor who should seriously think about going into stand up comedy)
Fifi Box (radio show host/comedian)
Adam Hills (Host of Spicks and Specks and a bloody hilarious comedian)

Hamish Blake, Josh Lawson and Frank Woodly are Thank God You're Here geniuses. They've each won at least once and are always drop dead hilarious.

FAVOURITE CHARACTERS:
Lost- Sawyer, Hurley, Charlie, Kate and Jack
Heroes- Hiro, Ando, Claire and Peter
Veronica Mars- Veronica, Logan and Wallace
Ugly Betty- Betty, Mark, Nicole, Daniel and Justin
Buffy- Buffy, Xander, Willow, Giles and Oz
Angel- Angel and Cordelia (not together though!)
House- House, Cuddy and Wilson
Max Remy- Max, Linden and Toby
Artemis Fowl- Artemis, Holly, Butler and Foaly
Harry Potter- Pretty much everyone!
Deltora Quest- Jasmine, Leif, Barda and Doom
Eragon- Eragon, Arya and Murtaugh (before the whole, you know, turning evil thing)

OTHER THINGS I LOVE:
Hockey (best sport on the face of the planet)
Ice skating
Reading & writing (duh)
Soccer
Computer games (God, I am SUCH a tomboy!)
Oh, and don't forget chocolate!

MY FAVOURITE SUBJECTS:
Art, Drama, English, History and Science (yeah, yeah, I know, I'm a complete dork, but we have cool teachers in those subjects! Especially our history teacher! He's awesome!).

I REALLY HATE:
Maths (I can't stand it! And WHAT is the point of algebra!?!?!)
Neighbours (honestly, you could never find a tackier show!)

IN MY SPARE TIME I...
...am either writing Lost Fanfiction, reading Lost Fanfiction, or watching the first two seasons of Lost on DVD. I have got to get out more! No, I'm just kidding, while I love to do those things, I also love to read (I'm a nerd as well as a tomboy. Great combo. Incase you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic) and listen to music.

GUILTY PLEASURE:
I love Monty Python! A friend showed me 'The Holy Grail' a few years ago and then Dad bought 'And Now For Something Completely Different' and I love them!

SOME RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME:
I lived in New Zealand for a year when I was about seven or eight, but I'm still as Aussie as they come!
Little brothers and sisters drive me insane! (I'm the eldest of three)
And I play the piano and the guitar (badly).

MOVIE OF THE MOMENT:
'Night at the Museum'. I went to see it with my family for my little brothers birthday thinking 'Yeah, whatever, it's an excuse to eat junk food' and the movie was bloody fantastic!

SONG OF THE MOMENT:
'All The Same' by the Sick Puppies. Amazing song!

BOOK OF THE MOMENT:
'On The Jelicoe Road' by Melinda Marchetta. Wow. Amazing book. Very confusing at first, but and you keep going it begins to make sense. Excellent choice if you love a good mystery!

AUTHOR OF THE MOMENT:
Melinda Marchetta, an Austrlian writer that was reccomended to me. She wrote 'Looking For Alibrandi' which I've just finished reading and it was amazing. She also wrote 'Saving Francesca' which I haven't read and 'On The Jelicoe Road' which was fantastic and so different from anything I've ever read before.

If you've gotten this far, I applaud you for having a much longer attention span and way more patience than I do!

FAVOURITE QUOTES

Things My Crazy Friends & Classmates Have Said

(During a very interesting discussion about Britney Spears' suicide attempt in Science class)
Jake: I'M NOT THE FREAKIN' ANTI-CHRIST!
NOTE- Don't ask! Let's just say that it was the most interesting science class we've all had in a while!

Stacey (close friend): I know, I know, I'm such a Crunchie!
Me: A Crunchie?
Stacey: Brunette on the outside, blonde on the inside!

(Drama class, we started learing stage combat)
Suzie (teacher): Wait! Those boys up the back! That was great! It looked so real!
Paddy (holding his nose): That's cause he actually punched me!

Cassie (my cousin): I reckon my last words will be: "I dunno, press it and see what happens"

Thank God You're Here

Frank Woodley's Ancient Roman Soldier Scenario
Soldier: Thank go you're here, what news from the batllefields?
Frank (yelling): The barbarians are going off their nut!

All In Challenge - Kids Performing Group Audition
Interviewer: Now do any of you have any qualifications for early childhood?
Frank Woodly: Oh yes... I'm qualified to go through early childhood

Shaun Micallef's Childrens Show Co-Host Scenario
Co-host: Good morning boys and girls! My name is Tina!
(Looks at Shaun)
Shaun: Yes it certainly is, I can vouch for that
Co-host: And what's your name?
Shaun: My name... Well... My name is Tina as well

Frank Woodley's Shaolin Temple Scenario
Apprentice: Thank god you're here master
Frank (puts on ridiculous accent): Ah, glad to be here, for a master of the way always has a happy heart!
Apprentice: Master, you've broken your vow of silence, after ten years, why now?
Frank: I think it's because... It was really starting to shit me!

Josh Lawson's Wester Saloon Scenario
Cowboy: Yer not so tough, yer about as yella as fresh cut corn in the midday sun!
Josh: Yeah? Well your about as... mauve as the... eyelashes on a... pretty little Asian girl!

Shaun Micallef's Medieval King's Doctor Scenario
Shaun: Your majesty I must confess, my trousers are falling down.
King: Pull up thy pantaloons then!
Shaun: Ah, excuse my unworthy crack

Lost

Kate: Somebody's in there.
Jack: Sawyer.
Sawyer: Right behind ya, jackass.

Charlie: They'll find us. They have satellites in space that can take pictures of your license plate.
Sayid: If only we were all wearing license plates.

Locke: Pull yourself together, son.
Charlie: It wouldn't be an irrational fear of bees if I could just pull myself together, would it?

Jack: Saywer, you're busted, I got it all, and it wouldn't be fair for you to go and pick more mangos.
Sawyer: Oh, I've got a hell a lot more than mangoes. You want to play for real stakes, name em?
Jack: (laughing) It's a pile of fruit, man.
Sawyer: And, I want it back.
Kate: Should I get a ruler?

Sawyer: Impact velocity. Physics, my ass.

Sawyer: I was protecting you!
Kate: From what? Southern perverts?

Libby: How'd you get shot anyway?
Sawyer: With a gun

Some Random Guy: I hear you do detective stuff for people.
Veronica: I do favors for friends.
Some Random Guy: I can pay.
Veronica: Sit down, friend.

Veronica: It's all fun and games till one of you gets my foot up your ass

Clemmons: I can't decide if my life will be easier or more difficult with you gone. Anything I should know in case I get another one like you someday?
(leans up and whispers in his ear)
Veronica: Don't keep all your passwords taped on the bottom of your stapler, and stay cool Mr. C.

PAIRINGS

Lost

Jack and Kate - They are so meant for each other, anyone who can't see that is blind (unfortunately, that includes Jack and Kate)

Charlie and Claire - THEY CAN'T KILL CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shannon and Sayid - Even though Shannon's dead, I was a major supporter when she was alive. Poor Sayid!

Hurley and Libby - Poor Hurley! Michael is SO evil!