| PhantomBialystock |
Author has written 35 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Misc. Movies, Producers, Les Miserables, and Office. Hello everyone! XD The name's PhantomBialystock. I'm a high school student who loves theatre, but not in the performing sense. I figured out long ago that I'm not talented in that way. I'm much more interested in any type of backstage work, producing, and directing, and I feel that's where I belong when it comes to the theatre. When I'm not attending rehearsals at school or local theatre, reading plays, or watching them on the internet, I'm usually reading other books or writing, especially fan fiction. I've always enjoyed exploring characters in plays and books, and fan fiction allows me to do this. I tend to write shorter stories because I can never seem to make a story very long without losing interest. I mainly write for The Producers and The Phantom of the Opera, although I slip more and more out of the Phantom phandom as I see more musicals and realize it really isn't the best musical in the world. The fangirls I meet also tend to annoy me. But The Producers never fails to amuse me! I also love how every interpretation of the show is different. I've seen two versions of the stage show, and even more if you count youtube, and they're all slightly different, adding a new joke or characterization every time. Horny Leo still makes me laugh even if it is COMPLETELY OOC and Hunter Foster should know better as a professional actor than to make a character who is clearly neurotic and shy say "I can't stop when I get like this" like he's lusting for someone. I'm not a big fan of slash, except for two pairings in The Producers (Carmen/Roger because it's cannon and Max/Leo because I feel it's heavily implied). Still, I don't like smut unless it truly ties into the plot and I don't like random pairings that don't make sense. Like Raoul/Erik. shudders I also love constructive reviews and criticism, and you can have fun tearing my work to shreds if you want. Well, that's all for now! ~PB Currently in the Works: Taxi! rewrite - A rewrite of my Producers fan fiction that was originally riddled with plot holes and mediocre writing. When Leo is late for work, he flags down a Taxi, but the driver brings him someplace he believe could only exist in his worst nightmares. Rated T for violence and sexual things. Could go up to M later on. Producers short stories - I have a bunch of ideas for short stories about The Producers floating about in the back of my mind, so I plan on making a series of them and posting them in one easy-to-find story. The one I'm working on: what if Franz didn't run out of bullets, and what if he didn't point the gun at himself? AU | |||||||||
1. Taxi! » reviewsREWRITTEN! This is the new, revised version. Leo is running late to work and takes a cab, but the driver takes him someplace else. Someplace that Leo once thought could only exist in his worst nightmares.Producers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,172 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-29-09 - Published: 9-11-092. And You Will Keep Me Safe and other stories reviewsA collection of short Producers stories and writings. NEWEST: And You Will Keep Me Safe. AU. What would have happened if Franz didn't turn the gun on himself and he still had bullets?Producers - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-14-093. Sorry reviewsEven though Christine loved Raoul, she still cared for Erik. OneshotPhantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-15-09 - Christine & Erik - Complete4. You May Kiss The Groom reviewsMax and Leo have a wedding of sorts.Producers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-6-09 - Complete5. Meeting The Parents » reviewsHow hard is it for a guy to tell his parents he's involved with another man? Well, when you have old fashioned parents like Max Bialystock, it's almost impossible. A follow-up to my fic "Taxi!" but there's no need to have read it to understand the story.Producers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 7-31-096. I Tried to Save You reviewsBased off of my theory that Raoul and Erik were cousins and my phic The World Showed No Compassion To Me. Raoul remembers the friendship he and Erik once had during the final lair scene.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-12-09 - Raoul7. The World Showed No Compassion To Me reviewsBased off of an old theory of mine that Raoul and Erik were cousins. During the final lair scene, Erik couldn't be happier to taste sweet revenge from seeing Raoul at his mercy.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-1-09 - Erik8. The Letter reviewsRaoul discovers a letter from Christine in his desk and is reminded of his childhood days with her. R/CPhantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-22-09 - Christine & Raoul - Complete9. I Found You reviewsWhen Max and Leo get into a fight, Leo feels terrible. He doubts Max will ever forgive him and he has no idea how to make it up to him. But Max knows how.Producers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-09 - Complete10. All Alone in the World reviewsA songfic for "I'm All Alone in the World" from Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol. Young Erik has once again been locked in the basement by his mother. He begins to wonders why the world is cruel to him and if anyone will ever love him.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-16-09 - Erik - Complete11. If I Can't Love Her reviewsA songfic to Beauty and the Beast's If I Can't Love Her. Erik sees Christine and Raoul kiss on the roof of the Opera. He realizes that she doesn't truly love him, and and begins to contemplate the purpose of his life if he can't have Christine.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-26-09 - Erik & Christine - Complete12. I Wanna Be A Producer »A series of 10 short writing pieces inspired by 10 different songs on my Ipod. Mostly Max/Leo. Another set has been added. . . again!Producers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,103 - Updated: 5-23-09 - Published: 4-23-0913. He's There » reviewsA series of 10 drabble-like pieces inspired by 10 songs on Ipod chosen at random. Some are E/C and some are R/C. A 3rd round of them is up!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-23-09 - Published: 4-23-09 - Raoul & Christine14. Luck Be a Lady reviewsA crossover with The Producers. Max and Leo are producing a new musical when Michael stumbles into their office, and they think they may just have a role for him in their new production.Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-23-09 - Michael S.15. Why Me? reviewsErik thought having a deformed face, living in the sewers, and being rejected by society was bad enough. That was before he discovered that people were writing him and his worst enemy in a romantic relationship! Erik's thoughts on Raoul/Erik slash.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-20-09 - Erik16. Golden Slumbers reviewsMax/Leo drabble. Max walks into the office and finds Leo asleep.Producers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-9-0917. Winter reviewsRaoul and Christine both loved the winter as children. Raoul/Christine drabblePhantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-9-09 - Christine & Raoul18. We Can Do It » reviewsCrossover with The Producers. A boy, Serge, appears in Max and Leo's office one morning, claiming to be from Paris. What the two producers learn about him throws them into a situation they would have liked to avoid. Max/Leo and Raoul/Christine.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-2-09 - Published: 4-20-09 - Raoul19. Don't Stop Him Now reviewsA parody of Don't Stop Me Now by Queen. It's an alternate song that Leo could have sang instead of I Wanna Be a Producer.Producers - Rated: T - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-23-0920. So You Don't Love Me reviewsErik knows Christine doesn't love him as much as she loves Raoul, and he can't stand the thought. Post-Phantom. Warning: implied character death.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-18-09 - Erik21. Happily Ever After reviewsR/C. Christine wishes Raoul and her could live happily after.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-18-09 - Raoul & Christine22. You Don't Have To reviewsA short R/C fic. Raoul's thoughts in the final scene in which Christine must make the ultimate choice.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-18-09 - Raoul & Christine - Complete23. I Will Always Love You reviewsErik's thoughts about Christine post-Phantom. Oneshot.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-26-09 - Erik & Christine - Complete24. Your Song reviewsMax/Leo oneshot. Max realizes something about Leo when he comes back from Rio. Songfic using Elton John's Your Song.Producers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-20-09 - Complete25. If You Want To Post A Piece of Work Here reviewsIf you are considering posting a piece of work here, please read this important message from Mr. Bialystock and Mr. Bloom first.Producers - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-15-08 - Complete26. Mon Ami » reviewsErik and Raoul once vowed to be friends and protect each other in the darkness of Erik's parent's basement, but how did they go from this to being sworn enemies? Was it just their love for Christine or something else too? From both characters' POV.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-31-07 - Published: 10-14-07 - Erik & Raoul27. Why Am I Here? reviewsA poem I wrote for school that was inspired by Les Miz. Marius's thoughts before singing Empty Chairs at Empty Tables. This is my first shot at poetry in a few years, too, so it might not be that good.Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-29-07 - Marius - Complete28. Abnormal Attachments reviewsMax takes Leo's blue blanket away from him while he takes a nap and replaces it with another one that looks like it. How long will it take him to realize it? Not long, that's for sure.Producers - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-26-07 - Complete29. The Murder of Philippe de Chagny reviewsPhilippe drowned, right? Well, what if he didn't? What if it wasn't an accient but a murder? The true story of his death including trickery and a surprising relationship between him and Erik. Uses lyrics from the song How Can Heaven Love Me?Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-8-07 - Erik - Complete30. Even More Phantom Song Parodies » reviewsYet even more song parodies. My main focus will be parodies of showtunes and Gilbert and Sullivan songs, though I may do other genres. Now up, Christine, a parody of Sandy from Grease.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 6-21-07 - Published: 8-5-06 - Christine & Raoul31. Andrew Lloyd Webber and Gaston Leroux reviewsBased on the Ethyl Merman and Elton John skit from Forbidden Broadway 2001: A Spoof Oddessy. ALW and Leroux have a fight. Please R&R!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-26-07 - Complete32. Jingle Bells, Clouseau Smells reviews[PINK PANTHER] Clouseau decides he'll sing a jingle bells parody. Please Read and Review!Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-14-06 - Complete33. Damburgahs reviews[PINK PANTHER] Clouseau sings a parody of Popular from the musical Wicked, trying to get Chief Inspector Dreyfus to love dambur, um, hamburgers. Please Read and Review!Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-10-06 - Complete34. Raoul de Chagny and the Sorcerer's Pebble » reviewsBased on the POTO movie and Harry Potter books. What would happen if the phantom characters were in Harry Potter? Raoul is Harry, Christine is a valley girl Hermoinie, and Erik is Voldemort, or Volderik!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,034 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 3-19-06 - Raoul & Christine35. Inspector Clouseau meets The Phantom » reviewsWhat would happen if Inspector Jacques Clouseau from The Pink Panther was the one to help Raoul instead of the Persian? In this, Raoul and him will track down Erik, with plenty of slapstick and hamburgers along the way.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 8-11-06 - Published: 7-11-06 - Raoul & Erik - Complete