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since: 02-13-06, id: 989816, Profile Updated: 03-06-09
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Author has written 2 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist.

I FINALLY GOT ANOTHER JOB!! PRAISE HOJO!!

Welcome to my little corner of this site. Don't like it, feel free to click that little Back button. Won't hurt my feelings. Do like, let me know. Hit me up. The cursor disappeared halfway through writing this! Odd...

My first fic is getting increasingly harder and harder to continue. Between my son, my husband and other life things, I'm so exhausted that I can't even begin to think of what to write. So, after much cajoling from my wonderful bitch of a sister (I LOVE YOU!) I thought that maybe I should go back, re-read and re-do parts of it. I think it might be done, but if anyone has any ideas, let me know. All criticism and ideas are considered, no matter how ridiculous.

I'm also playing around with a few Final Fantasy VII ideas in my spare time. Most are going to be Reno-centric as far as I can tell. A few more meetings with my sister, and maybe I'll have a couple rough drafts hammered out. After that, I have a Crisis Core idea that's been floating around my head. Maybe I'll let it out.


Stereotypes are a growing epidemic in this country. If you hate labels with a passion, re-post this with your 'stereotypes' bold, italicized, whatever.

REBEL AGAINST STEREOTYPES!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST go to HELL.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think GAYS should go to HELL.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my BELIEFS down your THROAT.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the WORLD.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be EVIL and have NO MORALS.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about POOR PEOPLE.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being RESPONSIBLE.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be WHITE TRASH.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be CRAZY.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your PANTS.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a DRINKING PROBLEM.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience STORE.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around FIRE like a SAVAGE.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a WHORE.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be a STUPID, stuck up WHORE.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a SLUT.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do DRUGS.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited SNOB.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be GOTH or EMO.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a NAGGING, steal-your-money kind of GIRLFRIEND.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time ROLLING CIGARS.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be EASY.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking WHORE.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible SLUT.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear SOCKS with SANDALS.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "BIG ONE".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a VIRGIN.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no SOCIAL LIFE.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for ATTENTION.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for ATTENTION.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a HOMOSEXUAL.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy POLITICAL ACTIVIST.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them ALL.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a PLAYER.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a HOE.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a DRUG DEALER.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a POSER.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be in the MOB.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a NAZI.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY too.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be CONCEITED.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be GREEDY.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be LAZY.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like LLAMAS.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the WRONG DIRECTION.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a PRUDE.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be VIOLENT.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be UGLY or CRAZY.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love FRIED CHICKEN and KOOL-AID.
I'm a GIRL who ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be FAT.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be UGLY.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST smoke WEED and STEAL stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only DATE other PUNKS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate HOMOSEXUALS.
I'm MIXED RACE, so I MUST be SCREWED UP.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a DORK.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe 'JESUS WUZ A BROTHA'.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be PERFECT.
I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm BLACK too.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the DEVIL.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be DIRTY.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a LOSER.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with SELF-CONTROL.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear ABERCROMBIE or HOLLISTER.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be NAIVE.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited SNOB.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have HOPPED the BORDER.
I GOT A NEW CAR for my BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled BRAT.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love WATERMELON.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is HOT.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a SMALL penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be RICH.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I HAVE a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to PARTY.
I wear TIGHT PANTS and I'm a GUY, so I MUST be EMO.
I couldn't HURT a FLY, So I MUST be a PUSSY.
I HANG OUT with DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink TOO.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who DON'T.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be ANTI-SOCIAL.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be CRAZY.
I TELL PEOPLE OFF, so I MUST be a CONTROLLING bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have BAD HYGIENE.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be controlling and a BITCH.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see me NAKED.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a LOSER.
I HANG OUT with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a WHORE myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a HORSE.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be HOMOSEXUAL.
I LIKE ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed STALKER.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be PERVERTED.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be SPOILED.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be OBESE, loud-mouthed and ARROGANT.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love SHEEP.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be EMO.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny ACCENT.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love HOCKEY.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on WELFARE.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST want to CASTRATE every MAN on Earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be STUPID.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be EVIL or a MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a THICK ACCENT, love TEA and CRICKET, and have BAD TEETH.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR PERSON, so I MUST be a LOSER.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging HIPPIE.
I WRITE with an ORIGINAL CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying MARY-SUE.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having CYBER SEX.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the BLOOD of VIRGINS.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship SATAN.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against ABORTION.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, BLOND, blue-eyed LESBIAN.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with EVERY GIRL I SEE.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING
, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my GOVERNMENT, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a BROOMSTICK.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an OUTCAST.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be CHILDISH.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.
I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a PEDANTIC BASTARD.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be MEAN.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be STUPID.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt CROCS and talk to 'ROOS.
I go to REN-FAIRES, so I MUST talk WEIRD and a LOSER.
I’m GAY, so I MUST be after EVERY GUY AROUND.
I DON'T WANT a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a LESBIAN.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need CONVERTING.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless FREAK.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have NO LIFE.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have NO CLUE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything WRONG on the PLANET.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a PUSHOVER.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a SNOB.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with REALITY.

I love TO LEARN, so I MUST be BORING.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a RACIST.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a DRUGGIE.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERD.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love SPORTS.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS, so I MUST be treated like SHIT until I PRAY to your GOD.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at SPORTS.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have CONTROLLING FRIENDS.
I am NOT EMO, so I MUST be UNCOOL.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be LAME.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be WEIRD.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be SENSITIVE about my WEIGHT.
I'M CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to CHURCH every SUNDAY.
I'M CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on HALLOWEEN.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have GOOD HYGIENE.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no SELF RESPECT.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.


Here are some others' stories that you must read. NOW. I'm not kidding. DO IT!!

DEAR BROTHER by InuyashasPerfection T An AU story including characters from FMA and InuYasha. UPDATE!: I have been informed that the author is revising and revamping this story. I have to say that helped me decide to redo STEEL as well.

A LOVE FORGOTTEN by Joyfulmusic T My all time favorite fic. Joy's other stories are amazing as well!

EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED by LadyRiona T Based on elements of The Bodyguard, a FMA slight AU.

I'LL LOVE YOU MORE by Infinitesimi T Beautiful bittersweet story. It's made me cry a few times.

SHATTERED by Captain Kase K+ This is actually a collection of drabbles (?) which I love. There's a few reader requests in there too.

JEAN HAVOC: A WORK IN PROGRESS by havocmangawip M FMA Manga-verse fic. It's centered around everyone's favorite chic magnet, Jean Havoc.

BOY SOLDIER by neldluva M Wonderful back-story for FFVII's Reno of the Turks. Fabulously executed and sometimes downright disturbing. Not for the faint of heart.

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1. Steel » reviews
I'm going to be working on this story for a bit. trying to get everything the exact way I want it. You can also find this fic at my LiveJournal. Same username.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,050 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 10-22-08 - Published: 2-28-06 - Edward E.
2. Glitter reviews
I swear to you, this has nothing to do with the Mariah Carey movie! Hopefully, this is a lot better. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-11-07 - Roy M. - Complete
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