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Author has written 18 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Van Helsing, and Transformers/Beast Wars. Drop by and tell me how I'm doing! http://tf-valentine.livejournal.com/1394.html?thread=20338#t20338 Quote of the Month: Anges and Trout are walking around in a snow storm, looking for Anges' ancient dog, Lester. Anges: LESTER! COME BACK YOU OLD, DUMB DOG! PLEASE COME BACK!! sob... Please? Sniff... He's probably just a little frozen muttsicle by now... sniff... All curled up with his little nose poked down his little pants... just trying to keep it warm. Trout: Um... keep what warm? Anges: His nose you potty head! ...HIS NOSE! -Agnes and Trout, Agnes by Tony Cochran I am: dancinglemur. Hopefully you already know that. What you should know: I update slowly. Very slowly. Sometimes I can update within a month/week, and sometimes the story just sits there until I get the inspiration to continue. And no, "inspiration" is not a way of saying "omg reviwe or i wont update!!1!" Something interesting about me: I have lived on both of the U.S. coasts (my childhood in southern California ((you know that scene in the end of Wild Hogs when they finally get to CA? That was my hometown. And I embarrassed myself in the theater by jumping up on my seat, pointing at the screen and screaming "HEY! I USED TO LIVE THERE!!")) and currently in Maryland.) and the only landlocked state I've been in longer than a day is Montana. My current (ff.net) obsessions: Transformers. I don't know why, but it's managed to stick around for just about a year now (WHOO HOO!! Break out the party hats!!), which is pretty long for me. It came out of nowhere, really it did. 12/19/08 - It... has been a year since I've updated any of my stories. (pokes Fate Bites) I... really don't know what to think/say about that. When I do, I'll get back to you, be it by story update or hiatus notice. (Or maybe something else? I dunno.) But my friend Oni-Gil (waves) Hi Oni!! has suckered me into writing a Transformers fic/drabble for Christmas, so expect to see that up around here soon. I'm not really sure how good it'll turn out, but hey it's something, right? 12/25/08 - Merry Christmas, everyone!! As you can probably see, I have just posted my Christmas ficgift for Oni-Gil, my dear friend and twin-separated-at-birth. It's my first TF fic, so I hope it turned out well. Merry Christmas, Oni!! Edit: I fail at spelling. If the title is still "Chirstmas" instead of "Christmas", please ignore it. 1/6/09 - Happy New Years!! (Ignore the fact that I'm almost a week late with that, plskthnx) 1/7/09 - Holy cheesewhiz, Batman! I just realized that ALL of the TF fics I just posted got C2'd. I feel... strangely accomplished? 1/10/09 - I FINALLY FOUND A SCREENSHOT FROM THE MOCKING MEGATRON EXTRA ON THE TFA SEASON 2 DVD!! That short is so full of win. Go! Watch it!! Here's the link and remove the spaces as always: video. yahoo. com /watch/ 4172055/ 11227082 2/1/09 - I... I just saw the TF2 trailer. (dies of AWESOME) Oh I am SO EXCITED. LET IT BE JUNE ALREADY!! 3/31/09 - Yeah, so a couple of days late with this, but ONI-GIL AND I HUNG OUT IN D.C. LAST WEEKEND. AND IT WAS AWESOME. (of course, hanging out in the Holocaust Museum doesn't exactly make for an uplifting atmosphere, but still...) 6/15/09 - I am here to announce the creation of a Rise-centric community on lj! Here is absolutely everything you'll need to meet your Rise wants and needs, up to and including the original Rise, Rise Crack, and the five or so AUs that Gil and I have created between us. If you've got an lj, feel free to join or watch, and even if you don't we're keeping it all unlocked so you guys can see it too. (rise_revolution) There is a list of all the different AUs in the profile, but just in case, here they are as well (copypasta'd straight from the comm's profile): Rise: Well, duh. We've got the REAL Rise here too. XD Rise Crack: Written by Lemur, this stuff is all amusing tidbits springing off of some sort of sugar-crazed discussion that we had over e-mail. In other words, pure silliness. Rise Extras: Anything that happens in the real Riseverse but doesn't involve Nova (because first-person has its limitations). Megs!AU: In this AU, Megatron didn't die at Axis. Needless to say, everything was quite different. Shattered Glass!AU: I believe that speaks for itself. This AU takes place in Shattered Glass, the mirrorverse. Animated!AU: Lemur's brainchild! This AU follows the Transformers: Animated continuity after Season 3. NGSFJAE!AU: Nova Gets Some From Just About Everybody. The AU with all the fun stuff. >3 Human!AU: Offspring of the Megs!AU. A Rise where Megatron is alive and they're all humans. STEEEAMPUNK! That's all... FOR NOW. Feel free to check it out! As things pick up more in the regular Rise, we'll be posting more and more in here, as well as art. So go check it out! | |||||||||||
1. Rise Crack » reviewsYes folks, it's more crack. This time as a totally-not-meant-to-be-serious companion to Oni-Gil's Rise. Done with her permission and I suggest you read that first. Includes gropage, mental scarring, a lot of Starscream cackling, and much more, Gil as BetaTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 2-24-09 - Starscream2. Vitus Eternus reviewsROTF Spoilers! Why was the Seeker so eager to sacrifice himself to help this Prime he barely knew?Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-24-09 - Skyfire/Jetfire3. Nemesis Rising reviewsOptimus Prime had fallen, and now only Nemesis remained. And Nemesis belonged to HIM. Megatron/Oprimus Nemesis Prime.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,169 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-22-09 - Megatron & Optimus Prime - Complete4. Tainted Love reviewsYou're not the same, not the person you used to be. But, Primus help me, I still love you. Even after all you've done, to me, to everyone, I still love you. SG Skyfire/StarscreamTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-16-09 - Skyfire/Jetfire & Starscream - Complete5. Protect reviews2007 Megatron/Elita-1, VERY pre-war. That was why she had picked him over Optimus: she did not want to be the protected, she wanted to be the protector.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-7-09 - Megatron & Elita One - Complete6. Clean » reviewsWALL-E Crossover. It was inevitable, in an odd sort of way: someone who loved to clean anything and everything, and the vainest mech alive. MO/Sunstreaker CRACK.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-27-09 - Sunstreaker - Complete7. Deadly Games reviewsG1. Skyfire watches the Decepticon trines play and reflects on how much has changed in his absence. Skyfire POVTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-10-09 - Skyfire/Jetfire & Starscream - Complete8. Sanity reviewsG1. Skywarp may not be the smartest of the Seekers but, surprisingly, he was the sanest. Skywarp POVTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-7-09 - Skywarp - Complete9. Somnium Noctis reviewsG1. Ratchet had nightmares about losing patients, but the ones about the Twins were the worst. A dark Ratchet/Twins drabble.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-4-09 - Ratchet & Sunstreaker10. Mating Dance for Morons reviewsG1 While Megatron and Starscream were about as subtle as a brick to the face when it came to these sorts of things, Thundercracker and Skywarp’s relationship was much more understated.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-31-08 - Skywarp & Thundercracker - Complete11. Hope reviews2007movie. Sam explains New Years to Optimus. Optimus Prime POVTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-31-08 - Optimus Prime & Sam Witwicky - Complete12. On the First Day of Christmas reviewsTFA Sometimes Starscream’s little quirks unnerve even Megatron; and when he upsets his 2IC, revenge is for once subtle yet completely effective. Perhaps Starscream really HAS gotten the upper hand this timeTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,034 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-25-08 - Starscream & Megatron - Complete13. Fate Bites, Literally » reviewsAnna is dead and the Count lives. But, there was one more Valerious, and Dracula seems bent on making her life Hell. But Zara isn't going down without a fight. If he gives her Hell, she's gonna give it right back. NEW CHAPTER UP!Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,052 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 12-26-07 - Published: 4-11-0614. Smile » reviewsZuko and Iroh stop at a FireNation town in the Earth Kingdom on their way to the North Pole. While there, Zuko runs into a childhood...friend. DISCONTINUEDAvatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,986 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 4-4-07 - Published: 2-24-06 - Complete15. Safe in My Room reviewsA short story about one of the Valeriouses, whose bad luck it is to get captured by Dracula. One shot. Better then summary. Rated for slight bad language in the AN. I know it's not really poetry, but I don't know where else to put it.Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-8-07 - Complete16. Black: A Dracula Poem reviewsJust something I found lying about and revised. Basically, It's a Dracula agnst poem. I suck at summaries, but I think it's pretty good. Rated K for depression...and cuz I don't feel like changing it. HAD a format, but that was destroyed in the transfer.Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-4-06 - Complete17. Betrayal reviewsa poem written by me and my friend, set after Aang defeats the Fire Lord. I suck a summaries, so just read it. Please? Rated K for... I dunno. Someone dies, but there's no description.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-19-06 - Aang & Katara - Complete
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