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| Jedi Master Evenstar |
Author has written 12 stories for Star Wars, Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle, and Naruto. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile. My Info Name: See paragraph below, take your pick Age: It's rude to ask a lady of her age Height: 5 foot nothing (yes, i know i'm short) Hair: Shoulder length, Tawny Eye color: switches between hazel & green. i don't know why. Nationality: Largely Irish and British with some German, Greek, and a little bit of Cherokee (Native American) You may call me TenTen, LizLiz Zie-chan, or Dolphin (don't ask unless you know what Scarecrow and Dolphin means). I'd like to say I look like Natalie Portman, but I'm told I look like the brunette version of Sienna Guillroy. I'm a semi-normal (who wants to be fully normal, anyway?), energetic punk rocker/rebel/anime freak. I'm a big Star Wars & Harry Potter fan. I also like Wicked, X Men, and Calvan & Hobbes and Garfield comics. Favorite Stuff Favorite Artists (Currently), Switchfoot, Fall Out Boy, Panic at the Disco, Linkin Park, the Killers, etc Favorite Movies: Star Wars, Zoolander, Rent, Indiana Jones, Return of the Jedi, Addams Family Values, Revenge of the Sith, Ever After, Legally Blonde (1 & 2), Lord of the Rings (all 3), Miss Congeniality 2, The Sixth Sense, A Christmas Story, Empire Strikes Back, Napoleon Dynamite, She Gets What She Wants, Pirates of the Carribean Favorite Books: Ella Enchanted, Things Not Seen, Tatooine Ghost, Harry Potter & the 1/2 Blood Prince, Mary Bloody Mary, Beware Princess Elizabeth, Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter & the Order of the Phionix, The Princess Diaries Series, Tuck Everlasting Favorite Broadway Shows: Wicked, Rent, Les Miserables, Avenue Q, and Phantom of the Opera Favorite Ships: Star Wars Han/Leia Luke/Mara Jade Harry Potter Tonks/Lupin Harry/Ginny Lily/Remus Naruto TenTen/Neji Sakura/Naruto (only in fan art though) Kakashi/Iruka (this is only because of a roleplay a friend of mine and I did were we shouted "Scarecrow!" "Dolphin!" to each other in a Lee/Gai-sensei way) Inheritace Trilogy (Eragon for you non-Riders) Eragon/Nasuada (You know it's gonna happen) Eragon/OC Murtagh/OC (these two all depend on the skill of the writer for me to read them) Lord of the Rings Arwen/Aragorn Chronicals of Narnia Lucy/Mr. Tumnus Favorite Quotes: Feliz Navi-blah! I don't know if that means anything to you, but in America, it means Merry Christmas in Mexican!" ~Randy Hicky, My Name Is Earl "It's a lot like a trip to the beach, only the sharks have guns and they're all yelling at you in a fish language you don't understand." ~Earl Hicky, My Name Is Earl, when asked what it was like fighting in Iraq. Comercial Announcer: "You can load Captain Solo!" Me: "But I LOVE Captian Solo!" ~Me watching a commercial 4 Star Warz Legos "Thank you, God, that we can burp, because, what if we were dead?" ~My youth leader, Julie, after my friend, Wesley, burped in the middle of the prayer. "She's safe, just like I promised. She gets to marry the comador, just like she promsed, and you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we are all men of our words, except for Elizabeth, who is in fact a woman." ~Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean Me: "Twinky, you're breking my heart! your going down a path I can't follow!" Brynna: "Down to the dirt?" Me: "No, down my windpipe." ~Me & my friend Brynna when I was choking on a Twinky "poke poke poke DIE!" ~My friend Savannah trying to do Neji's Gentle Fist attack "Hasbro and Nintendo ain't got nothing on me!" ~Gunnery Sergeant Erwin (my ROTC teacher) talking about the "fun" games he could come up with for PT (physical training) days "Do we have to bring presents to the Marine Corps Ball?" ~one of the students in my ROTC class to Gunnery Sergeant Erwin | |||||||
1. Q and A: Inheritance Style! » reviewsOne of those reader interaction question and answer fics. Find out what makes our cannon characters tick! Read and review with your questions! Details inside.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 10-2-072. Anger Management » reviewsWhat do Sasuke, Gaara, Neji, and Ino have in common? Not much, but we're putting them in anger management class together anyway! How long will it take for someone to crack? Will they even survive! Read and Review to find out!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 8-1-07 - Published: 6-6-07 - Sasuke U. & Neji H.3. Alagaesian Computers » reviewsOh no! People in Alagaesia have discovered the Interenet! How long will it take for them to mess it up? Read and Review. Flames will be ignored, but constructive critisism is always welcome. Rating for language in later chaptersInheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 2-27-07 - Published: 2-12-074. Things I Will Not Do in Alagaesia reviewsThses are 63 things i promise though with some giggling to never do in Alagaesia. Written during Earth Scince. R & RInheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-23-07 - Complete5. One Big Dysfunctional, I mean Happy, Family » reviewsSequal to Luke's Bedtime Story, but you can read this alone. Luke's story may be over, but the nightmare is just beginning! What happens when little Anakin Solo comes home? Chaos. Time outs. And worst, Han's cooking! Chapter 14 Up! NO FLAMES!Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,953 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 12-23-06 - Published: 3-4-06 - Han S. & Leia O.6. Durza reviewsWritten in Eragon's POV during the big duel with Durza at the end of Eragon. Was a school assignment. Reviews are welcome, but flames will be ignored. I don't mind constructive critisism though.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-22-06 - Complete7. Bothering Vader » reviewsAriadne, my character, is a soldier on Vader's ship and hates her job and her boss. So when she and her friend Wes decide that Vader needs a little payback, things might get a little crazy... ESB SemiAU towards the end CHAPTER 9 UP!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 12-14-06 - Published: 4-4-06 - Darth Vader8. Obi Wan's Diary » reviewsCare to take a peek? C'mon... you konw you want to! Find out the great Jedi Master's thoughts about his padawon, the hot day care lady, and life in general.Warning: Pure Randomness! TPM timeframe, rating just to be safe. Chapter 12 up!Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 11-23-06 - Published: 5-12-06 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin Skywalker9. FW: You've Got Mail » reviewsYou know those stupid chain mail quizzes. Well, somehow they've reached Hogwarts and the Wizarding World. Who knows where that might end up! Rating just to be safe. Chapter 5 up! Read and Review, NO FLAMES!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 8-21-06 - Published: 7-18-0610. Yoda's House Party reviewsAU Our little green friend is feeling bored and lonely. But does he have what it takes to throw a wild house party? Oneshot, kinda shor, but good.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-19-06 - Yoda - Complete11. Luke's Bedtime Story » reviews10 years after RotJ: While Leia's giving birth to Anakin, Luke & Mara babysit Jaina & Jacen. Luke tells them a bedtime story that may not be such a fantasy. NOW COMPLETEStar Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 2-28-06 - Published: 2-18-06 - Luke S. & Mara Jade - Complete12. Padme's Song reviewsDarth Vader's thoughts about Padme. Parody of Amy's Song by SwitchfootStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-18-06 - Darth Vader & Padmé Amidala - Complete
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