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Author has written 44 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Batman the Animated Series, Danny Phantom, Hunger Games, and Psych.
I have disabled anonymous reviews. I apologize to any of my fans who do not have accounts here, but it was a necessary measure.
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(And between you and me, I don't think it'll ever be done. ;))
Location: I move between Narnia, Middle-Earth, Hogwarts, Dakota (the city and home of Static, not the two most boring states in the Union) New York City (home of Spiderman) and Gotham, making brief stops in what some call "the real world."
Interests: Writing, reading, music, writing, superheroes, friends, politics
Favorite Books: Thr3e, Saint, the Circle Trilogy, Showdown and Blink by Ted Dekker, all seven Harry Potter books, almost anything by Frank Peretti, the Ultimate Spiderman comic books, almost anything X-Men, anything by Lynn Austin, The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Chronicles of Narnia and Till We Have Faces by C.S. Lewis, The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, the Shiloh Legacy series by Bodie Thoene, Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, The Book Thief by Markus Zuzak and probably more that I've forgotten.
Favorite Movies: WALL-E, Up, Bolt, Monsters vs. Aliens, The Dark Knight, all three X-Men and Spiderman movies, Batman Begins, Sweet Home Alabama, Cars, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, Shrek 1, Shrek 2, all three Lord of the Rings, Monsters Inc., all three Toy Story (the last one made me cry)and more, I'm sure. Cartoons rock.
Favorite Bands: The Afters, Within Temptation, Nightwish, Goo Goo Dolls, Relient K, Pillar, All-American Rejects, Simple Plan, The Showdown, Stellar Kart, Jars of Clay, Delerious?, Rob Thomas, DC Talk, TobyMac, Coldplay, The Fray, Skillet, Family Force 5, Johnny Cash, Anberlin, The Hush Sound, Jewel, Thousand Foot Krutch, FM Static, Rich Mullins, Vitamin String Quartet and more.
Favorite TV Shows: Parenthood, Outsourced, Burn Notice, Static Shock, White Collar, Fairly OddParents, Phineas and Ferb, Recess, SpongeBob SquarePants, Psych, In Plain Sight, Monk and an assortment of other shows I watch when there's nothing better on.
A Note on Personal Attacks
You have every right to dislike my stories. However, I will not tolerate attacks on my faith, gender, or any other aspect of my identity. If you descend to such depths, know that you will be blocked. From now on, I will send you one message asking you to stop, and if you choose not to, you will be blocked. Thank you.
Phantom Psych Out: Shawn, Gus and Dannyby cartooncrazy987
I love fan art! Partly because I can't draw, and partly because...well...do I need a reason? So if my fanfics inspire you to draw (not that they're THAT inspiring) send me a link and I'll post it here!
My Hogwarts House
The Sorting Hat says I'm a Ravenclaw!
As you can probably see, I love almost anything that has to do with superheroes. The only superhero movie I've seen that I didn't like was Superman Returns because I never liked Superman to begin with. Superman is a joke. Seriously, he's a virtually invincible man in Spandex and everyone loves him? And do you honestly expect me to believe that simply putting on a pair of glasses and combing his hair over his forehead keeps people from figuring out that Clark Kent is really Superman?
Sorry to rant. Again, I love pretty much anything that has to do with superheroes--provided the superheroes are interesting and have a human dimension to them and the movie/comic book/novel/fanfic about the hero is well-done.
A Superhero-loving Nerd's Perspective...
Being a serial killer isn't a line of work I would endorse, but if you insist upon taking that career path, I would recommend being a serial killer in a comic book universe, preferably Spiderman's. Why? Because if you're a serial killer in our world, you are despised, weak, and at the mercy of our criminal justice system which is incredibly biased against mass-murderers. But in a comic book universe, you are strong and probably have superpowers and a good-sized fanbase in our world. (Again, I would recommend Spiderman's universe. Carnage has powers that put any other supervillain's powers to shame. If you started there, I'm sure he would give you a few pointers. Best of all, you'd have at least a few people in our world who liked you.)
Do you see yourself as more of a playful yet cynical psychopath? Batman's universe is the one for you. Break all the rules you want, devise the most sadistic schemes to get under Batman's skin--and then, once he gets there, abandon the original plan and go with a completely different one. The Joker will be proud. Just don't expect to be portrayed by Heath Ledger in the movie version. That ship has sailed. (SOB!)
"Well, sometimes you dig a little deeper and there's a third layer that's exactly the same as the first. Like pie." Billy/ Dr. Horrible
"I reprogrammed the TV! We only get three channels now: on, off, and BATMAN!" My brother
"The problem with trying to make yourself stupider than you actually are is that you most often succeed." C.S. Lewis
"Nothing is easier than sinning." Martin Luther
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." Kurt Cobain
"Fear is where there is no love. Love is where there is no fear." Axl Rose
"All right, DIRT! You win, DIRT!" Adrian Monk, surrounded by dirt
"Oh no...if I were to kill someone, this is exactly how I'd do it! With cleaning supplies!!" Adrian Monk at a crime scene
"Okay, let me tell you a story. When I was a kid, I wanted a new bicycle. But wouldn't you know it, my parents got me a baseball glove. So you know what I did? I pretended that baseball glove was a bicycle. And I rode it to school. Every day. True story." Penny's agent from the movie Bolt
"We found prints."
"Would I rather be feared or loved? I would have to say...both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." Michael Scott
"I've never hunted vampires. I have hunted werewolves, though. I shot one once. But by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog." Dwight Shrute
"Technically, penguins don't have any legs, just feet." My sister
"Why do you want to take me to Disney World, Sam?"
"Well, if you hadn't been such a butthead, karma wouldn't be crapping in your cereal!" My mom
Pairings I Like:
Theo/Millicent (I came up with this one)
Tom/OC (if it's well done and the OC is female)
Richie/Frieda, Shenice or any well-written OC
Pairings I Hate:
Any slash, but especially...
Harry/Draco (friendship fics are okay, though)
Any teacher/student (unless time travel)
Ron/Pansy (unless Pansy has a personality transplant)
Any incest (cousins count too)
Virgil/Richie (they're friends, people)
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