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Author has written 44 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Batman the Animated Series, Danny Phantom, Hunger Games, and Psych.

I have disabled anonymous reviews. I apologize to any of my fans who do not have accounts here, but it was a necessary measure.


This page is under construction.

(And between you and me, I don't think it'll ever be done. ;))

Name: Danielle

Religion: Christian

Location: I move between Narnia, Middle-Earth, Hogwarts, Dakota (the city and home of Static, not the two most boring states in the Union) New York City (home of Spiderman) and Gotham, making brief stops in what some call "the real world."

Interests: Writing, reading, music, writing, superheroes, friends, politics

Favorite Books: Thr3e, Saint, the Circle Trilogy, Showdown and Blink by Ted Dekker, all seven Harry Potter books, almost anything by Frank Peretti, the Ultimate Spiderman comic books, almost anything X-Men, anything by Lynn Austin, The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Chronicles of Narnia and Till We Have Faces by C.S. Lewis, The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, the Shiloh Legacy series by Bodie Thoene, Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, The Book Thief by Markus Zuzak and probably more that I've forgotten.

Favorite Movies: WALL-E, Up, Bolt, Monsters vs. Aliens, The Dark Knight, all three X-Men and Spiderman movies, Batman Begins, Sweet Home Alabama, Cars, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, Shrek 1, Shrek 2, all three Lord of the Rings, Monsters Inc., all three Toy Story (the last one made me cry)and more, I'm sure. Cartoons rock.

Favorite Bands: The Afters, Within Temptation, Nightwish, Goo Goo Dolls, Relient K, Pillar, All-American Rejects, Simple Plan, The Showdown, Stellar Kart, Jars of Clay, Delerious?, Rob Thomas, DC Talk, TobyMac, Coldplay, The Fray, Skillet, Family Force 5, Johnny Cash, Anberlin, The Hush Sound, Jewel, Thousand Foot Krutch, FM Static, Rich Mullins, Vitamin String Quartet and more.

Favorite TV Shows: Parenthood, Outsourced, Burn Notice, Static Shock, White Collar, Fairly OddParents, Phineas and Ferb, Recess, SpongeBob SquarePants, Psych, In Plain Sight, Monk and an assortment of other shows I watch when there's nothing better on.


A Note on Personal Attacks

You have every right to dislike my stories. However, I will not tolerate attacks on my faith, gender, or any other aspect of my identity. If you descend to such depths, know that you will be blocked. From now on, I will send you one message asking you to stop, and if you choose not to, you will be blocked. Thank you.


Fan Art!

Phantom Psych Out: Shawn, Gus and Danny shaw_gus_and_danny_fly_by_aryasmagic-d35o8k1.png by cartooncrazy987

I love fan art! Partly because I can't draw, and partly because...well...do I need a reason? So if my fanfics inspire you to draw (not that they're THAT inspiring) send me a link and I'll post it here!


My Hogwarts House

The Sorting Hat says I'm a Ravenclaw!

Scores:

Ravenclaw: 98
Slytherin: 79
Gryffindor: 71
Hufflepuff: 69


As you can probably see, I love almost anything that has to do with superheroes. The only superhero movie I've seen that I didn't like was Superman Returns because I never liked Superman to begin with. Superman is a joke. Seriously, he's a virtually invincible man in Spandex and everyone loves him? And do you honestly expect me to believe that simply putting on a pair of glasses and combing his hair over his forehead keeps people from figuring out that Clark Kent is really Superman?

Sorry to rant. Again, I love pretty much anything that has to do with superheroes--provided the superheroes are interesting and have a human dimension to them and the movie/comic book/novel/fanfic about the hero is well-done.

A Superhero-loving Nerd's Perspective...

Being a serial killer isn't a line of work I would endorse, but if you insist upon taking that career path, I would recommend being a serial killer in a comic book universe, preferably Spiderman's. Why? Because if you're a serial killer in our world, you are despised, weak, and at the mercy of our criminal justice system which is incredibly biased against mass-murderers. But in a comic book universe, you are strong and probably have superpowers and a good-sized fanbase in our world. (Again, I would recommend Spiderman's universe. Carnage has powers that put any other supervillain's powers to shame. If you started there, I'm sure he would give you a few pointers. Best of all, you'd have at least a few people in our world who liked you.)

Do you see yourself as more of a playful yet cynical psychopath? Batman's universe is the one for you. Break all the rules you want, devise the most sadistic schemes to get under Batman's skin--and then, once he gets there, abandon the original plan and go with a completely different one. The Joker will be proud. Just don't expect to be portrayed by Heath Ledger in the movie version. That ship has sailed. (SOB!)

Quotes:

"Well, sometimes you dig a little deeper and there's a third layer that's exactly the same as the first. Like pie." Billy/ Dr. Horrible

"I reprogrammed the TV! We only get three channels now: on, off, and BATMAN!" My brother

"The problem with trying to make yourself stupider than you actually are is that you most often succeed." C.S. Lewis

"Nothing is easier than sinning." Martin Luther

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." Kurt Cobain

"Fear is where there is no love. Love is where there is no fear." Axl Rose

"All right, DIRT! You win, DIRT!" Adrian Monk, surrounded by dirt

"Oh no...if I were to kill someone, this is exactly how I'd do it! With cleaning supplies!!" Adrian Monk at a crime scene

"Okay, let me tell you a story. When I was a kid, I wanted a new bicycle. But wouldn't you know it, my parents got me a baseball glove. So you know what I did? I pretended that baseball glove was a bicycle. And I rode it to school. Every day. True story." Penny's agent from the movie Bolt

"We found prints."
"Was he in a little red Corvette?"
"Under the cherry moon?" Detectives Carlton Lassiter, Sean Spencer and Berton "Gus" Guster

"Would I rather be feared or loved? I would have to say...both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." Michael Scott

"I've never hunted vampires. I have hunted werewolves, though. I shot one once. But by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog." Dwight Shrute

"Technically, penguins don't have any legs, just feet." My sister

"Why do you want to take me to Disney World, Sam?"
"Because it's a magical kingdom with lots of witnesses and great security!" Madeline Westen and Sam Axe from Burn Notice

"Well, if you hadn't been such a butthead, karma wouldn't be crapping in your cereal!" My mom

Pairings I Like:

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione

Draco/Asteria

Draco/Hermione

Lupin/Tonks

Theo/Millicent (I came up with this one)

Tom/OC (if it's well done and the OC is female)

Umbridge/Avada Kedavra

Virgil/Daisy

Richie/Frieda, Shenice or any well-written OC

Hotstreak/Talon

Pairings I Hate:

Harry/Hermione

Any slash, but especially...

Harry/Draco (friendship fics are okay, though)

Voldemort/Harry (EEEEWWWWWW!!)

Any teacher/student (unless time travel)

Ron/Pansy (unless Pansy has a personality transplant)

Any incest (cousins count too)

Edward/Bella

Virgil/Richie (they're friends, people)


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1. Worthless reviews
He owns you. What happened to Draco after Potter escaped Malfoy Manor. Takes place during Defiance and True Colors, but is canon compliant. Rated for torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-22-12 - Draco M. & Voldemort - Complete
2. Please Don't Call Me Puddin » reviews
What should I call you then?" Bruce considered that. "What's the opposite of pudding?" he asked. "Crabcakes?" Harley frowned, then looked up at Bruce with a shy smile. "Yeah, not crabcakes. I'll think of something else."
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,268 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 9-22-12 - Published: 1-6-10 - Harley Q. & Bruce W.
3. The Hogwarts Blog II » reviews
The Second War is over, Voldemort aka Phil is dead, and the wizarding world is in shambles. What are Harry and his friends to do? Blog about it, of course! Sequel to The Hogwarts Blog. Again, moderately AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 61,832 - Reviews: 1448 - Updated: 8-30-12 - Published: 8-18-08
4. PS: I Hate You » reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 850 - Updated: 7-31-12 - Published: 7-26-08 - Regulus B.
5. Duck and Cover reviews
President Snow never thought something so amusing would be the end of him.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-8-12 - Pres. Snow - Complete
6. A Day in the Life reviews
President Snow is a horrible human being. What would a day in his life look like? Moreover, what would his LAST day look like? Someone in District Twelve knows the answer...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-26-12 - Pres. Snow
7. I Will Survive » reviews
A boy and his uncle say goodbye...and more besides. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,450 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 12-14-11 - Published: 5-28-11 - Rodolphus L. & Draco M.
8. True Colors Deleted Scenes » reviews
All the scenes that didn't make the final cut. Oneshots follow all characters, in all genres.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-18-11 - Published: 10-11-11 - Astoria G. & Draco M.
9. True Colors » reviews
Asteria drilled him with a stare. "Either he's in or he's out, Neville. If we want Malfoy as our ally, we'll have to treat him like one." Slight AU. Companion piece to Defiance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 65,408 - Reviews: 321 - Updated: 10-16-11 - Published: 3-12-11 - Astoria G. & Draco M. - Complete
10. The Marauder Notebooks » reviews
When James Potter and Sirius Black discover a secret notebook that allows Slytherins to communicate, all hell breaks loose. A Marauder Era Blog-type story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 10-4-11 - Published: 9-29-11
11. Phantom Psych Out » reviews
A ghost hybrid, a psychic detective, a ghost hunter's conference in Santa Barbara, and a teensy little murder investigation with Danny as the suspect. What can possibly go wrong?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,995 - Reviews: 129 - Updated: 9-19-11 - Published: 10-24-10
12. Power of the Press » reviews
Draco Malfoy was the first to discover the Fanfic Writers-and their startling power to alter his reality. He was not the last.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,014 - Reviews: 359 - Updated: 9-17-11 - Published: 12-31-08
13. Starlight reviews
An unwelcome intruder on a summer vacation sets off a series of strange events for the Malfoy and Longbottom families. NextGen. Slight AU from DH epilogue. Sequel to True Colors.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-13-11
14. The Wizard's Driving Companion reviews
Are you a wizard who has to drive a car? Do you have no idea what you're doing when you get behind the wheel? Well, you just sit right down and let Rodolphus Lestrange's Guide to Driving put your mind at ease!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-21-11 - Rodolphus L.
15. Seven Words » reviews
Seven word profiles of Harry Potter characters. Not tragic. Not profound. Maybe not even coherent. Share and Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 6-18-11 - Published: 5-18-11
16. Everything He Wished For reviews
Twenty years after the Second War, Draco returns to the family's stable. Just a big barn full of empty promises...or is it? Based on Poseida Lunar's "If Horses Were Wishes."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-8-11 - Draco M. & Astoria G. - Complete
17. Crabbe and Goyle Discover Arts and Culture reviews
Crabbe and Goyle finally take McGonagall's advice- a bit too literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 5-22-11 - Gregory G. & Vincent C. - Complete
18. Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 36 reviews
Voldemort's meeting with his Death Eaters goes very, very wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-3-11 - Complete
19. Defiance » reviews
"I will not lay my son on the Dark Lord's altar," Narcissa said quietly. "If Lucius wants to slit his wrists for the bastard, that's his business." Strong Cissy. Slight AU. DH based.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,245 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 3-9-11 - Published: 2-4-11 - Narcissa M. & Draco M. - Complete
20. Grandpappy Walker » reviews
Walker went cold. "Madeline Walker Fenton, age 42. Husband is Jack, kids are Jasmine and...oh hell...Clockwork! This your idea of a joke?" Post PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 51,034 - Reviews: 408 - Updated: 11-5-10 - Published: 6-4-10 - Danny F. & Walker
21. A Place Called Vertigo reviews
Walker needs Danny's help, and coffee is the only motivator. But is the young hybrid more trouble than he's worth? Sequel to A Dish Best Served Hyper.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-26-10 - Danny F. & Walker - Complete
22. A Dish Best Served Hyper reviews
Too much coffee, a half-forgotten Christmas party, and an embarrassing viral video. Revenge is, indeed, a dish best served by a hyperactive teenager. Response to Kitty Ghost's challenge.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-17-10 - Danny F. & Walker - Complete
23. Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 34 reviews
Hermione finds shelter with an unlikely group of Muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1-7-10 - Complete
24. The Joke's on You, Bella reviews
A high school debate tournament shows Bella who-and what-Edward really is.
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-22-09 - Complete
25. How To Lose a Guy, by Sirius and Regulus Black reviews
Sirius and Regulus Black help Andromeda break up with her first boyfriend. Should she take their advice?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 8-25-09 - Andromeda T. - Complete
26. Private Cullen is Dead reviews
When Edward Cullen died, Bella knew she'd never see him again. She never expected him to show up at her door a year later, changed by more than the war. AU. Non canon. Rated T for violence and disturbing images.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete
27. Love Songs With Crabbe and Goyle reviews
Crabbe and Goyle both find themselves in love with the same girl. The quickest way to a girl's heart is through a love song, right? Will they ever win her affection?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 7-18-09 - Complete
28. Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 33 reviews
Tom Riddle has an Ebenezer Scrooge experience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-12-09 - Complete
29. Silly Songs at Hogwarts: Gryffindor Yodels reviews
The real reason Gryffindor and Slytherin's friendship ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-18-09 - Godric G. & Salazar S. - Complete
30. Bellatrix Lestrange and the Cookies of Doom reviews
Lucius is in Azkaban. Draco and Narcissa are chronically depressed, so Bellatrix decides to cheer them up. Chocolate chip cookies make everyone happy. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-4-09 - Complete
31. Me and Cinderella reviews
Tom's thoughts as he stands at his mother's grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-3-09 - Complete
32. Silly Songs at Hogwarts: Peter's Cheeseburger reviews
Peter Pettigrew orders a cheeseburger...but there are problems. Will he ever get his cheeseburger?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-30-09 - Sirius B. & Peter P. - Complete
33. Silly Songs at Hogwarts: Tom Riddle Loves His Lips reviews
A disturbing dream forces Tom Riddle to confront one of his deepest fears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-29-09 - Tom R. Jr. & Albus D. - Complete
34. Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 32 reviews
Billy Mays hosts the most important infomercial of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 4-10-09 - Complete
35. Crabbe and Goyle Discover Poetry reviews
While bored in class one day, Crabbe and Goyle decide to write poetry. Bask in the glory of their literary genius!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 3-20-09 - Vincent C. & Gregory G. - Complete
36. The Hogwarts Blog » reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3724 - Updated: 8-18-08 - Published: 11-10-07 - Complete
37. Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 31 reviews
Snape finally gets to be the hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 7-14-08 - Complete
38. Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 30 reviews
Here's another alternate ending for DH...please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 7-7-08 - Complete
39. Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 29 reviews
Yet another one from me...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 6-29-08 - Complete
40. Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 28 reviews
By popular demand, here is another alternate ending to DH from yours truly!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 6-27-08 - Complete
41. Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 27 reviews
The most random alternate ending for the Harry Potter series ever!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 6-6-08 - Complete
42. The Malfoys Who Don't Do Anything reviews
Another random song parody because I'm stuck at home sick.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 3-16-08 - Complete
43. Voldemort's Hairbrush reviews
Voldemort's hairbrush has gone missing! Another random song parody while I wait for the plot bunny to come back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 2-29-08 - Voldemort - Complete
44. Pureblood Paradise reviews
Draco's thoughts after he joins Voldemort, sung to the tune of Amish Paradise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 12-31-07 - Draco M. - Complete
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