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since: 02-15-06, id: 990849, Profile Updated: 03-26-10
country: Australia
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Zoids, and Alex Rider.

Hi I'm Rachael here's some things about me...

-- I'm a girl. Female and the like.

-- Studying bachelor of Nursing.

-- Brown eyes, brown hair. Average Joe...or plain Jane..nothing extraordinary.

-1- I'm a Pentecostal...and for those who don't know, we are the moral and spiritual Christians. Not the one's who claim to be and commit adultery ten minutes after or get 'smashed' etc.

-2- I'm addicted to any thing Green Black and Red

-3- Music-- Anything Country, Classical/Opera music...lots and lots more...

-4- I love Russian Tales and Poems. I love reading anything about Zoids, Naruto and Jane Austen!! I love painting and writing Quotes!

-5- I'm an Aussie from head to toe!

-6-I Absolutely HATE Harry Potter! Harry Pot head >;p

-7-Abortion is like taking a five year old. Getting an ax. Chopping them limb from limb and saying that it's not murder. ABORTION IS A CRIME!! I think we understand each other. Good!

-8- People who say "don't label them!" Eg. Slut. Whore. Prick. etc. Are only trying to cover their own sins. I mean really people,...look up the word Adultery...i 'one who gives body willingly without matrimony' in other words, even if you only sleep with one 'partner' your whole life you are just as bad as any of those whom commit it...and people accept it. I really don't understand this mad world. I feel for the bastard children. It was not their fault, and still naturally they are ashamed of a guilt that they can't name. Shame on their parents. Not the children.

-9- Have you ever heard of the man who boasted of the 30 women he had 'broken'? And when asked, "Why don't you marry them after?" and he replied "because they are not virgins." He ruined 30 mens wives. Think about it. Men don't want a one nighters as a wife. They want quality. A loving respectable, non-cheating, average Joe women. To all those girls out there like me...I salute you.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

ANIME!!

You Know you're addicted to Naruto when you...

-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. -Randomly start screaming/singing Fighting Dreamers (Guilty)
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
-You call the teacher you hate the most Orochimaru
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
-Start to call your teachers Sennin.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. (Guilty)
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
-Put a picture of Hinata/Neji in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend/boyfriend.
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in a wall with it.
-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

I have done bout five of those!

(Being Updated! Coming soon! SC)

You know you are a Zoid Freak like me when you...


1. Not The Only One Left reviews
Just a one shot at Yassen Surviving Cray's Bullet. A chance meeting between Alex and Yassen just before Alex leaves for America.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-30-11 - Alex R./Cub & Yassen G. - Complete
2. Spark to Flame reviews
When Kankuro is bored on a visit to leaf, a meeting starts a thought.Kankuro is now dedicated to sparking relationships between the leaf nin and his own kin! But when one pair turns to 2,then 2 to 4, Kankuro's playing deep. A comedy/romance for all! SC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-22-09 - Kankuro
3. Konoha Tangle » reviews
The Earl of Yamanaka always had been noted for his eccentricity. Leaving a widow younger than his own daughter was one thing…Leaving his fortune to the trusteeship of the Marquis of Sabuku – the one man his only daughter had jilted – was quite another…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 4-25-08 - Kankuro & Ino Y.
4. What a Masquerade! reviews
Kankuro-centric, one-shot. This is a story surrounding the song 'Masquerade'. It is about Kankuro's last bow on the stage. Read. Enjoy. Review! I promise you that this is my b.e.s.t! SC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-12-08 - Kankuro - Complete
5. He did'nt have to be reviews
Every few nights Kankuro reviews on his life experiances by song writing. This is a series of continuing scenes. KankXIno AN: I do not own any of the songs which have/will be in this storys, I will tell you whom the song is by every chapter! SC
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-24-08 - Kankuro & Ino Y.
6. The Father's Son reviews
This is a short story of what is somewhat unexpected of Kankuro. I don't know what to do with it. It is my best so far. It has no beginning and certainly no end. It is for your imagination to decide what led up to this scene! R&R. SC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-2-08 - Kankuro & Temari - Complete
7. My Brother, Why do you wait? reviews
Just a little oneshot of Thomas' angst. Warning:Death!
Zoids - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-14-07 - Thomas S. & Karl S. - Complete
8. Kankuro My brother reviews
Dad would be proud. She smiled. He really would. Read and find out. SC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-11-07 - Temari & Kankuro - Complete
9. My girls family issues reviews
Temari is a little too mean to biglittle brother Shikamaru wants to know why.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-7-07 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete