Hi! I'm here to tell you about me because... well this is my bio. What else am I going to do?

Name: Mine

Age: Never the right one

Gender: Guess. You have a 50 percent chance of getting it right.

Lives: In my own world...

Disclaimer: My avvie is not mine! I found it on a very wonderful Google Search. Long live Google! .

News Flash: I am re-dead! Sorry, but life is strangling me a little too tightly. I am going to be 100 per cent gone the months of July and August, so please bear with me. I realize that I haven't updated in... a looong time, but I have honestly lost interest in almost everything. So! Hopefully the summer heat will help be regain my muse...

Pet Peave: Mosquitoes. 'Nuff said.

Likes: Anything that's not something I dislike!

Today's Word: Simpatico. It's English and means "likable".

Favorite Books: My teacher asked me that once. I typed it up and handed it to her, and she asked me why I was giving her an essay.

Quotes:

"Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret!" - Ron, from Harry Potter book four

"Reality is not a choice, reality is." - My dad

"Yay! It's the New Year! ... You have homework." - Social Studies / History teacher

"Three can keep a secret if two are dead." - Ben Franklin

"There's right, there's wrong, and then there's the law." - my dad

"Alright, one quick cup of coffee, THEN TAKE HIM OUT OF TOWN, AND FINISH THE JOB!" - Ezma, Emperor's New Groove

"I object!" "You can't, you're dead!" - student and same teacher as above

"Come on! My flute is getting old here!" - my sister

"Take off your fingers...I ment your shoes!" - My mom

"Ah! Don't randomly appear in places without telling me first!" - my friend

"I hate you." "I hate you too." "Give me a hug." "Fine." ((hugs)) - me, my sister, me again, and then my sister again

"Shall we run for our lifes?" "Oh yes, let's." (both) "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" - Lion King 1 1/2

"Hy- hy- hy-!" "Well, 'hi' to you too!" - Lion King 1 1/2

"Can I kill you now?" "No." "Aww!" - me talking to my friend

"Let's stop living in the past!" - my History / Social Studies teacher

"Everyone is born right handed

Only the gifted overcome it" - Jen's shirt

"Hikus are easy

But sometimes they make no sense

Refrigerator" - my sister's friend's shirt

"Dreams are ment to be crushed!" - Officer Lockstock from Urine Town (musical)

"Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." - Fang from Maximum Ride 2 after Ari comes back to life

"I haven't had my coffee yet. Don't make me kill you." - refridgerator magnet

"Have a nice day, unless you already have other plans." - email

"A bad name is a fart with consonants." - Tris from Shatterglass by Tamora Pierce

"Look at him! Isn't he cute? Lets DROWN him!" - George Carlin about cats (It's a lot funnier if you see it...)

Sayings:

"Red in the morning, sailors take warning, red at night, sailors' delight."

"Rome wasn't built in a day." (The follow up line being: "So was it built in a night?" ((grin)))

"Don't kill the messenger!" (Or shoot him, either works)

"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back!"

"A rolling stone grows no moss."

"You catch more flies with honey." (Did I get this one right?)

"Fight fire with fire, and everyone gets burned."

"Great minds think alike."

"Those who care don't matter, and those who matter don't care."

"Easy as said as done."

"Come Hell or high water."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink."

"Between the Devil and the deep blue sea."

"People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones."

"History is writen by those who win the war."

"All roads lead to Rome."

"Marching to the beat of his own drummer."

"The world is your oyster."

"Easy as pie."

"A penny saved is a penny earned." - by Ben Franklin

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist."

"Hell hath no fury like a woman."

"It's all Greek to me."

"Every rose has its thorns."

"Don't take life seriously; no one makes it out alive, anyways!"

"All's well that ends well."

"Don't go grocery shopping while hungry." - impulsive buying is wasteful.

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, did it make a sound?"

Enjoy the bio and please read (and review) my stories!