Wordsworth 13 Profile:
Name: Luke
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Nationality: English
Social Standing: 0
Motto/Creed: Outcast and proud of it
Likes: Anything From Japan, British Sit-Coms, Sweets, Animals, Nintendo, Cats
Dislikes: Bugs, Bullies, When things go wrong, Unneccessary complications, Sony, Microsoft, Trouble Makers, People with Closed or Narrow Minds
Demeanour: Sarcastic, Randomly switching between spiteful and jovial depending on company
Good Points: Uh...
Bad Points: Annoying, Talks too much
Ambition: To be a published author
My Favourite Quotes
'Oh my God! Jeremy's still in the trunk. Let's see how long has it been, two... two weeks. Yep, he's dead. Definately dead.' - Stewie Griffin - Family Guy
'Nobody's gay for Moleman...' - Hans Moleman - The Simpsons
'Man, this wangs chung!" Tarunga Leela - Futurama
'Face it, we're deader than corduroy.' - Cat - Red Dwarf
'There's an old cat saying that applies to our situation, and it goes a little something like this: "We are all gonna die."' - Cat - Red Dwarf
'What the smegging smeg's he smeggin' done?' - Dave Lister - Red Dwarf
'Now there's a blind guy out side you might think is posessed, but he's just crazy.' - Mr. Beefy - Little Nicky
'What did Bruno put in your tomato juice?' - Arch Riker - The Cat Who Could Read Backwards
'I'm supposed to feed the cat twice a day, change his drinking water, and attend to his commode. Do you know what a commode is?" - Jim Qwileran - The Cat Who Could Read Backwards
'In the words of Shakespear; I don't wanna, I don't hafta, and I ai'nt gonna.' - Arch Riker - The Cat Who Saw Stars