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Author has written 18 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, and Spirit. I would just like to apologize to those who read (if there are any of you) my fanfiction, but I am no longer going to be posting to this site for personal reasons. If for some odd reason you have taken a liking to a story and think you might be able to finish it, or carry it on, feel free...but please, send me a note first. Thanks...and once again I apologize for any inconvenience. Also, NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) is coming up...please check out this site: www (dot) nanowrimo (dot) org ~001ElvenWarrior/PenGryphon2007 Some of my favorite quotes are as follows:"There's a fast button, and a slow button, but there ain't no off button." - My bro "It's like what them Greeks done at Troy. Except they was in a horse 'stead of dresses. A wooden horse." PotC "But why is the rum gone?" "One because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectful man into a complete scoundrel, and two, that signal is over a thousand feet high, the entire Royal Navy is looking for me: do you think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it!" "But why is the rum gone?"..."Must be terrible living on this island...well it bloody is now!" sees ship approaching "There'll be no living with her after this." Potc - Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann "That still only counts as one!" LotR:RotK - Gimli after Legolas brings down the oliphunt and its riders. "If you want him, come and claim him!" LotR - Arwen "You know the worst way to die is by drowning." "No, the worst way to die is drowning in the water, but before you drown, a shark comes and eats you, and you spend the rest of eternity being slowly digested." "No, the worst way to die is jump from a cliff and land three feet from a trampoline." "You know what the worst way to die is: listening to the two of you telling the worst way to die." (Becker) Reggie, Bob, and Jake. "I am completely out, of ammo. That's never happened to me before." Tremors 2 - Burt Gummer “It’s strange we’re not pulling any G’s.” “Yeah, I kind of miss it. Although at this rate of acceleration we’d be dead by now.” “Yeah?” “Oh yeah, without inertial dampening we’d be hit by so many G’s our eyes would pop; skin would pull away from our faces; our brains would squish up to the back of our skulls; and our internal organs would be crushed into these chairs. How about that Turkey sandwich?" "We have to rescue Jack!" Sees Jack running from villagers "Time to go." PotC 2 Dead Man's Chest. Will Turner "Why is the rum, always gone...oh, that's why." | |||||
1. Nightmares » reviewsTakes place season 2ish, John begins to have nightmares, but what do they mean, and how long can he last, plagued by paranoia and suspicion? T for violence and lang.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,088 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 10-2-08 - Published: 7-13-06 - John S.2. Revenge of the Scots reviewsIt's St Patrick's Day in Atlantis, but something big is going down by the nonIrish folk. Third person centered on Original Character, but also Cadman and CarsonStargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-18-07 - Laura C. - Complete3. Bang You're Dead reviewsFrom First Sentence Challenges...no summary cuz it'd spoil the story!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-18-07 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete4. A Little Series » reviewsA series of short and humorous events each chapter is its own separate tale! No one shall be spared the cruel irony! Chapt 9 now Up!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 3-7-07 - Published: 7-18-065. Obsessions reviewsEven the smallest, most commonplace item can invoke some deep sense of...well, something.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-29-076. Diplomacy 101 reviewsReflections of a certain Expedition Leader need I say more?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-30-06 - Elizabeth W. - Complete7. Rollercoaster reviewsDr Weir realizes life is like a rollercoaster ride. Oneshot drabble, have suggestions? Please R&RStargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-4-06 - Elizabeth W. - Complete8. Miracles reviewsFor Carson, they're no longer a myth...short drabble also check out Nightlights and Priorities :DStargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-4-06 - Carson B. - Complete9. Priorities reviewsJust when you thought you couldn't take it any more...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-4-06 - Rodney M. - Complete10. Sarge: Stallion of the Barracks reviewsOneshot...the Colonel's horse's POV on events dealing with a particular mustang.Spirit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-3-06 - Complete11. Nightlights reviewsFor your darkest hour...even a bit of light can help. A short drabble Read and you just might like it. XDStargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-3-06 - John S. - Complete12. Realizations » reviewsDrabbles about different SG1 characters in different situations...No longer T cuz there's nothing controversial about it.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-21-06 - Published: 8-29-0613. The Grudge reviewsSPOILERS for COMMON GROUND...my conclusion, with a little humor involved. :D Summary not good bc I don't wanna spoil the plot of Common Ground. ShWeir.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-1-06 - John S. & Elizabeth W. - Complete14. Worst Case Scenarios » reviewsScrapes and troubles NOT accounted for during the show...add some Pegasus variety of creatures and who knows What will happen? Actually, more like Notsoworst case scenarios. Kplus cuz I don't think its T?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-31-06 - Published: 8-29-0615. Major Surfing » reviewsMajor Sheppard and Lieutenant Ford travel to the coast to take some much needed vacation: surfing. The waves are high, but why haven't the Ancients documented anything on the Mainland or in the sea?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-30-06 - Published: 6-8-06 - John S.16. Appearances Can Be Decieving » reviewsNow 4 is up! This event takes place after Captain Samantha Carter had been taken as a host by a Tok'ra Goa'uld and whose life had been in jeopardy. A short time has passed since then, when the Stargate is activated and someone enters unannounced.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-29-06 - Published: 2-20-0617. Dangerous Toys » reviewsSomethings are not always as they seem, even something as harmless and innocent as a simple child's toy...Some pastimes are not just a way of passing the time...Ronon encounters a familiar substance and gets into a sticky situation...Dino DilemmaStargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,981 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-27-06 - Published: 3-23-06 - Elizabeth W. & John S.18. Translation Troubles » reviewsCaptain Samantha Carter agrees to Daniel's request to translate a tablet the only problem is why is she the only one who can? Rated T for mild language and mild violence. Epilogue is Here...Complete! PS: For those of you who don't know, this was my firstStargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,653 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 5-4-06 - Published: 4-13-06 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete
