I would just like to apologize to those who read (if there are any of you) my fanfiction, but I am no longer going to be posting to this site for personal reasons. If for some odd reason you have taken a liking to a story and think you might be able to finish it, or carry it on, feel free...but please, send me a note first.
Thanks...and once again I apologize for any inconvenience. Also, NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) is coming up...please check out this site: www (dot) nanowrimo (dot) org
~001ElvenWarrior/PenGryphon2007
Some of my favorite quotes are as follows:
"There's a fast button, and a slow button, but there ain't no off button." - My bro
"It's like what them Greeks done at Troy. Except they was in a horse 'stead of dresses. A wooden horse." PotC
"But why is the rum gone?" "One because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectful man into a complete scoundrel, and two, that signal is over a thousand feet high, the entire Royal Navy is looking for me: do you think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it!" "But why is the rum gone?"..."Must be terrible living on this island...well it bloody is now!" sees ship approaching "There'll be no living with her after this." Potc - Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann
"That still only counts as one!" LotR:RotK - Gimli after Legolas brings down the oliphunt and its riders.
"If you want him, come and claim him!" LotR - Arwen
"You know the worst way to die is by drowning." "No, the worst way to die is drowning in the water, but before you drown, a shark comes and eats you, and you spend the rest of eternity being slowly digested." "No, the worst way to die is jump from a cliff and land three feet from a trampoline." "You know what the worst way to die is: listening to the two of you telling the worst way to die." (Becker) Reggie, Bob, and Jake.
"I am completely out, of ammo. That's never happened to me before." Tremors 2 - Burt Gummer
“It’s strange we’re not pulling any G’s.”
“Yeah, I kind of miss it. Although at this rate of acceleration we’d be dead by now.”
“Yeah?”
“Oh yeah, without inertial dampening we’d be hit by so many G’s our eyes would pop; skin would pull away from our faces; our brains would squish up to the back of our skulls; and our internal organs would be crushed into these chairs. How about that Turkey sandwich?"
--Stargate Atlantis, Lt. Aiden Ford and Major John Sheppard (My favorite quote so far)
"We have to rescue Jack!" Sees Jack running from villagers "Time to go." PotC 2 Dead Man's Chest. Will Turner
"Why is the rum, always gone...oh, that's why."
"As you were gents..." (they're all sleeping)
"Hey look, (shoots monkey) an undead monkey!"
"Quick, hide the rum."
Random quotes from Captain Jack Sparrow in PotC2
Feel free to read my stories...one down, a million more plots to destroy! Mwahahaha...Now Read and Review! ahem Please?
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