Life is pain, princess. . . anyone who says differently is selling something - Westley

-The Princess Bride

“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."
- Charlie Brown

Lancelot: Do you know how to win a sword fight?
John: How?
Lancelot: Be the only one with a sword!

-First Knight

In a confessional, Alejandro posing as a priest.
Elena: Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been three days since my last confession.
Alejandro Murrieta: Three days? How many sins could you have committed in three days? Come back when you have more time, please!

Elena: I have broken the fourth commandment, padre.
Alejandro Murrieta: You killed somebody?
Elena: No, that is not the fourth commandment!
Alejandro Murrieta: pause Of course not!
Elena: I dishonored my father.
Alejandro Murrieta: That is not so bad. Maybe your father deserved it.

-The Mask of Zorro

Agent J: "Did you ever flashy thing me?"
Agent K: "No."
Agent J: "I ain't playing, K. Did you ever flashy thing me?"
Agent K: "No."

-MIB

Vizzini has just cut the rope The Dread Pirate Roberts is climbing up
Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE!
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

-The Princess Bride

Dory: Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you've gotta do?
Marlin: No I don't wanna know.
Dory: singing Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
Marlin: Dory, no singing.
Dory: continuing Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim.
Marlin: Now I'm stuck with that song... Now it's in my head.
Dory: Sorry.

-Finding Nemo

Legolas: Lembas Bread, one bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man.!
Merry: How many did you eat?
Pippin: four burps

-LOTR

Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.

-POC

Jack Sparrow: Apparently, there's a leak...

-POC

Carl: Now, you won't turn into a werewolf until your first full moon. That's two days from now. So we have 48 hours to find a solution. But you'll still be able to fight Dracula's hold over you until the final stroke of midnight.
Van Helsing: Sounds like I have nothing to worry about.
Carl: Oh, my God, you should be terrified!
Van Helsing: Thank you.
Carl: Sorry.

-Van Helsing

The arses on the trousers aren't very tight. They're very loose and baggy and I like tight trousers. And the shoes - the shoes have got a bit of a heel, and it's a strange sensation for a man. Especially when you're running. He mimes a mincing trot. "I am mighty Hornblower! Watch me run like a girl!"
Ioan Gruffudd