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Author has written 15 stories for Brokeback Mountain, Harry Potter, Troy, Saint Seiya, Alexander, Transformers/Beast Wars, Detective Conan/Case Closed, and Spider-Man. I am a person who has suffered frequent social and academic depressions but somehow managed to survive and lived long enough to reach her college years – second year, that is. Due to my lack of ability to organize a story plot or sophisticated sentence/paragraph structure, it is evident (to my dismay) that I will never be a (successful) professional writer. Seeking a place to distribute the crap I write for the fandoms I love, I found this you-know-what place and drowned myself in. I am obsessed with structuring arguments, partially because of my sorry majors (economics and philosophy). Therefore, I do not write stuff for the sake of writing it – I write stuff because I want to send a message to the audience. I know, due to the nature of fictions, a fiction should be emotional, but in my mind emotions alone are not enough. I attempt to have an underlying rationale under every story I write, because, I think, one of the generally agreed main strengths of fictions is its ability to draw empathy from the audience and makes the audience consider the situations from the angle of the characters. Also for this reason I never pay much attention to describing the characters’ facial features as I think excessive amount of such description is less effective in drawing the audience into the characters’ shoes, since the audience will “visualize” the scene rather than reading the story from a first-person perspective. Of course, all and all depend on the situation. Again, it is my wish to have the audience understand the story rather than a reaction like “oh, what a 'your adjective' piece of writing. End of story.” I’m still working on this goal. Maybe I have succeeded. Maybe not. I will never know without your input, since you, the reader, are the only judge who can rightly tell me. Note: The non-FanFiction.net-friendly Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: The Reduced Script is now available here. The non-FanFiction.net-friendly Troy: The Reduced Screenplay is now available here The non-FanFiction.net-friendly Alexander - Director's Cut: The Reduced Script is now available here The non-FanFiction.net-friendly Transformers: The Reduced Script is now available here I've decided to provide "production diaries" on my personal blog for my Saint Seiya parody, considering it is my first truly long-term project. There is also a still photo of this infamous behind-the-scene documentary. | |||||||||||
1. Everyone Loathes Harry reviewsA hilarious situation comedy disguised as expensive action films that focus on the important aspects of life, such as getting into the pants of your girl-next-doors and tormenting your rich friends for entertainment.Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-3-09 - Complete2. A Week in the Life of Kaito Kuroba reviewsAn in-depth look into the famous teenager's mind. A.k.a. NO ONE messes with Kaito on a bad day!Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-7-08 - Kaito K. & Saguru H. - Complete3. Transformers: The Reduced Script reviewsCan it be? Is this the Transformers movie that we've all been waiting for? The Transformers movie that does not suck? The abridged or parody version of the Transfo...uh, I mean it's 2007 movieverse.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,055 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-26-07 - Published: 12-25-07 - Complete4. The Torture Room reviewsThey bantered from the confines of their cells...as he watched.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-16-07 - Complete5. They're Made Out of Meat reviews[2007 Movieverse] After receiving Bumblebee's report, two Transformers decide to reevaluate their plans of immediately launching for the Earth.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-2-07 - Complete6. Alexander The Director's Cut: The Reduced Script reviewsWhen death scenes are funny and its licensed video game's story makes more sense, you know something is terribly wrong. The abridged or reduced parody script of Alexander the movie.Alexander - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-6-07 - Complete7. Saint Seiya: Celebrating Twenty Years Of Nonsense » reviewsA tribute to the great Anime series through the immortalization of the Saints' comedic performance. The Latest: See how the Saints, including Awful!Aiolia, Killer!Camus and Agonizer!Aphrodite, appraise and demonstrate the depth of their characters.Saint Seiya - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-7-07 - Published: 3-3-078. Troy: The Abridged Screenplay reviewsThe abridged parody version of the movie, as well as the proof why Achilles and his gang ought to be strangled in front of a mirror.Troy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-28-07 - Complete9. Harry Potter and the CoS: The Abridged Script reviewsIn this movie, Harry again exhibited his amazing power of being the title character without being more than a mere vessel of plot functions. The abridged or reduced script of the movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-24-06 - Complete10. The Seed of Truthfulness reviewsJunior embarked on a spiritual journey as she came to understand her father – with the help of a man she thought she had never met before. AU, but it’s by no means happier than what’s depicted in the movie. COMPLETE.Brokeback Mountain - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-11-06 - Published: 4-22-06 - Complete11. Words of Hindrance reviewsEnnis rejected Jack once more, before he finally gave up to the other side of his mind.Brokeback Mountain - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-9-06 - Complete12. Invisibility reviewsThe eternal struggle within Ennis continued, even when Jack was with him.Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-29-06 - Complete13. In Virtue of Dreaming reviewsJack was a dreamer, but nothing ever came to his hand the right way.Brokeback Mountain - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-17-06 - Complete14. Still the Same Choice reviewsThe last string of thoughts in Jack’s life.Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-13-06 - Complete15. Would Have Never Made It reviewsEnnis had a realization. Jack felt it. And mourned.Brokeback Mountain - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-13-06 - Complete