Author has written 19 stories for Mighty Ducks, Outsiders, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Harry Potter, Big Time Rush, and NCIS.
I got a review that said a lot of crap with the only thing standing out is that maybe a beta would be a good idea If you think you're up to the challenge let me know.
Well I though i would put something on here so here goes nothing
my favorite movies are the first Harry Potter movie, Sixth Sense, Grease, Dirty Dancing, the Outsiders, the Sandlot, D2: The Mighty Ducks, Top Gun, and Angels in the Outfield in no particular order.
My favorite TV shows are Big Time Rush (I'm becoming obsessed with this show), NCIS, CSI, Vegas, Person of Interest, Blue Bloods, Star Trek: TNG, Dukes of Hazard, Victorious, MICKEY MOUSE, Old School Cartoons like: Rocket Power, Recess, Hey Arnold, Dexter's Laboratory, Fairly Odd Parents
The Outsiders (absolute favorite)
Babysitters Club series
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
First I'd like to start with one my dad says about stubborn people and how to get them to eat stuff they don't want to:
Two farmers were sitting outside talking one day,
First Farmer: What's your dog eat?
Second Farmer: Dog food what's your dog eat?
First Farmer: Turnip greens
Second Farmer: Turnip Greens? My dog wouldn't eat Turnip Greens.
First farmer: My dog wouldn't either for a month.
The moral of that story is if it's all you had to eat I'm sure you'd eat it eventually too.
Steve to Soda: Hate to tell you this buddy, but you have to wear clothes to work. There's a law or something.
although I believe what he actually said in the movie) was "You got to wear pants too buddy there's like a law or something.
between Steve, Ponyboy and Darry:
Ponyboy: They're thinking about putting me and Soda in a boys home: No way! They ain't putting me in no boys' home.
Steve: Don't worry, Ponyboy they don't do that to heroes. Hey, where is Soda and super-dope, anyhow?
Darry: Super what?
Steve: All brawn, no brains.
between Dally and his nurse (cameo S.E. Hinton):
Nurse: Where's your gown?
Dallas: I threw it away.
Nurse: -rolls eyes- I can't wait till you're outta here.
Dallas: Get out, just get out! You're making me sick in my stomach.
between Dally and Pony on the way to the hospital:
Dallas: You'd better wise up, Pony . . . you get tough like me and you don't get hurt. You look out for yourself and nothing can touch you, man.
Angels In The Outfield:
George Knox: We don't think as a team. We don't play as a team. WE CAN'T EVEN LOSE AS A TEAM.
D2: The Mighty Ducks:
-Facing off in practice-
Dwayne: Great day for hockey, ain't it?
Jesse: Sure is, cowboy.
Dwayne: Where I come from we treat ladies with respect!
Connie: Thank you, Dwayne, but I'm no lady. I'M A DUCK!
"The Babe": Heros get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart, kid, and you'll never go wrong.
the Sandlot Kids and their arch-rivals come face-to-face
Phillips: It's easy when you play with rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez.
Benny: Shut your mouth, Phillips!
Ham Porter: What'd you say, crap face?
Phillips: You shouldn't be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez, you're all an insult to the game.
Ham Porter: Come on! We'll take you on, right here! Right now! Come on!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.
Ham Porter: Watch it, jerk!
Phillips: Shut up, idiot!
Ham Porter: Moron!
Phillips: Scab eater!
Ham Porter: Butt sniffer!
Phillips: Pus licker!
Ham Porter: Fart smeller!
Bertram: sniffs Ahh.
Phillips: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!
Ham Porter: You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!
Ham Porter: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!
entire group stands in shocked silence
Phillips: What did you say?
Ham Porter: You heard me.
Phillips: Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.
Ham Porter: Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!
Ham Porter: Benny, why'd you bring that kid?
Benny: Because he makes nine of us.
Yeah Yeah: Yeah yeah, so does my sister, but I didn't bring her along!
Benny: What are you laughing at Yeah Yeah? You run like a duck.
Yeah Yeah: Kay kay but I'm...
Benny: part of the game right?
Yeah Yeah: Right.
Benny: Then how come he don't get to be?
Squints: Come on, Benny. Man. The kid is a...
-with his thumb and index fingers of both hands-
Squints: L, 7, Weenie!
Yeah Yeah: Yeah. Yeah. Oscar Meyer even.
Benny: Man, base up you blockheads!
Hermione: Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled.
Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities.
Molly Weasley: -looks at Fred, hoping to get him onto platform 9 3/4- Come along, Fred. You first.
George Weasley: He's not Fred, I am!
Fred Weasley: Honestly, woman. And you call yourself our mother...
Molly Weasley: -to Fred- Oh, I'm sorry, George.
-Fred approaches the barrier with his trolley-
Fred Weasley: Only kidding, I am Fred!
-he runs through the barrier to the platform-
-after catching Harry scribbling on his paper-
Professor Severus Snape: Tell me, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?
Harry doesn't answer
Professor Severus Snape: You don't know? Well, let's try again... Where, Mr. Potter, would you look if I asked you to find me a bezoar?
Harry: I don't know, sir.
Professor Severus Snape: And what is the difference between monkshood and wolfsbane?
Harry: I don't know, sir.
Professor Severus Snape: Pity... clearly, fame isn't everything, is it, Mr. Potter?
Professor Severus Snape: For your information Potter, Asphodel and Wormwood making a sleeping potion so powerful it is known as the draught of the living dead, a Beozar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and will save you from most poisons. As for Monkshood and Wolfsbane, they are the same plant which also goes by the name of Aconyte. Well, why aren't you all copying this down?
Malfoy: Ah, come to see the show?
Hermione: -shouts- You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!
Hermione raises her wand at Malfoy. He backs against the wall, whimpering
Ron: Hermione, no! He's not worth it.
Hermione lowers her wand and turns away. Malfoy starts laughing, she spins around and socks him in the nose
Vincent Crabbe: Malfoy! Are you okay? Come on, let's go!
Malfoy: running away Not a word to anyone! Understood?
Hermione: That felt good.
Ron: Not good, that was brilliant!
Harry: "Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs are proud to present the Marauder's Map."
George Weasley: We owe them so much.
Harry: Hang on. This is Hogwarts. And that... No. Is that really...?
Fred Weasley: Dumbledore.
George Weasley: In his study.
Fred Weasley: Pacing.
George Weasley: Does that a lot.
Harry: So you mean this map shows...?
Fred Weasley: Everyone.
George Weasley: Everyone.
Fred Weasley: Where they are.
George Weasley: What they're doing.
Fred Weasley: Every minute.
George Weasley: Of every day.
Harry: Brilliant! Where'd you get it?
Fred Weasley: Nicked it from Filch's office, of course, first year.
George Weasley: Now, listen. There are seven secret passageways out of the castle. We'd recommend...
George Weasley, Fred Weasley: This one.
Fred Weasley: The One-Eyed Witch passageway.
George Weasley: It'll lead you straight to Honeyduke's cellar.
Fred Weasley: We best hurry. Filch is heading this way.
George Weasley: Oh, and Harry, don't forget. When you're done, just give it a tap and say...
George Weasley, Fred Weasley: "Mischief Managed." Otherwise anyone can read it.
Links to photos:
Could be Blacker
Ice and Dirt Photos
Greaser To Country Girl
My Dark Guardian Angel Photo from the above story (Main image made by MissEmsy, I did the wall and floor)
Saying Yes oneshot
Big Time Sister
From Greaser to Country Girl and Back: Victoria Sanders comes back to Tulsa, with a new last name and a new attitude, looking for someone but finds more than she's looking for. She thought it would be easy to adjust but hey, nothing's ever easy when you're related to a tough hood.
When Ice and Dirt Mix: COMPLETED Lizzy Jacobs was really good at baseball, so good even she got a scholarship to Eden Hall Academy. But what she knew about Eden Hall was that's where her old teammates and old friends were. The Ducks. She'd do anything to avoid going. Even continue playing softball instead. However when an incident at home forces Lizzy back to Minnesota will she find friendship, love, or the reason why she switched to playing ball instead of her true calling Hockey. Sometimes, when you mix ice and dirt, you get mud.
Getting my way in space: Who ever said a 12 year old can't cause trouble and fall in love in 5 weeks has never met Savannah Amber Tyler. She was sent to the Enterprise because of too much trouble and a guy named Chris but just might fall in love with the one kid who refuses to give up on her. ALMOST CERTAINLY DISCONTINUED.
In and Out: COMPLETED. When everything seems to be going ok someone gets put in the hospital. Follow this story as Ashley and the gang have to put up with their friends in and out of the hospital.
Big Time Sister: She never wanted to be a singer. Never expected to be anything but a big hockey star but when things change after BTR goes big will Kylie accept it or will she fight to be the same as she always was? And if she can't fight will the boys fight for her?
Could Be Blacker: COMPLETED Mandy has always hated Sirius Black. Sirius, well he just doesn't understand this hatred. And his flings? They're just a way to keep his mind off Mandy. With the help of the Marauders can Mandy ever discover Sirius COULD BE BLACKER? Not your typical boy loves a girl who can't stand him story.
Someone made me this banner once. I so wish I knew how to do this because this is one of the coolest photo's I've ever seen. http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e357/captowens/bannercbb.jpg
Give me some time to keep these up and running.
Plus Various one-shots when the mood strikes me.