I got a review that said a lot of crap with the only thing standing out is that maybe i NEED A BEAT FOR ALMOST ALL OF MY STORIES. If you think you're up to the challenge let me know.

Well I though i would put some thing on here so here goes nothing

my favorite movies are the first Harry Potter movie, Sixth Sense, Grease, Dirty Dancing, the Outsiders, the Sandlot, D2: The Mighty Ducks, Because of Winne-Dixie, The Lion King, Toy Story, Top Gun, and Angels in the Outfield in no particular order.

My favorite TV shows are Star Trek: TNG, Dukes of Hazard, MICKEY MOUSE, Charmed, unsolved mysteries, nick, cartoon network, more importantly Cartoons, Rocket Power, Recess

Books:
The Outsiders (absolute favorite)
Babysitters Club series
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
and Animorphs

FAVORITE QUOTES:

First I'd like to start with one my dad says about stubborn people and how to get them to eat stuff they don't want to:

Two farmers were sitting outside talking one day,
First Farmer: What's your dog eat?
Second Farmer: Dog food what's your dog eat?
First Farmer: Turnip greens
Second Farmer: Turnip Greens? My dog wouldn't eat Turnip Greens.
First farmer: My dog wouldn't either for a month.

The moral of that story is if it's all you had to eat I'm sure you'd eat it eventually too.

Outsiders:
Steve to Soda: Hate to tell you this buddy, but you have to wear clothes to work. There's a law or something.
although I believe what he actually said was "You got to wear pants too buddy there's like a law or something.

between Steve, Ponyboy and Darry:
Ponyboy: They're thinking about putting me and Soda in a boys home: No way! They ain't putting me in no boys' home.
Steve: Don't worry, Ponyboy they don't do that to heroes. Hey, where is Soda and super-dope, anyhow?
Darry: Super what?
Steve: All brawn, no brains.

between Dally and his nurse (cameo S.E. Hinton):
Nurse: Where's your gown?
Dallas: I threw it away.
Nurse: -rolls eyes- I can't wait till you're outta here.
Dallas: Get out, just get out! You're making me sick in my stomach.
-laughs-

between Dally and Pony on the way to the hospital:
Dallas: You'd better wise up, Pony . . . you get tough like me and you don't get hurt. You look out for yourself and nothing can touch you, man.

Angels In The Outfield:
George Knox: We don't think as a team. We don't play as a team. WE CAN'T EVEN LOSE AS A TEAM.

D2: The Mighty Ducks:
-Facing off in practice-
Dwayne: Great day for hockey, ain't it?
Jesse: Sure is, cowboy.

Dwayne: Where I come from we treat ladies with respect!
Connie: Thank you, Dwayne, but I'm no lady. I'M A DUCK!

The Sandlot:
"The Babe": Heros get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart, kid, and you'll never go wrong.

the Sandlot Kids and their arch-rivals come face-to-face
Phillips: It's easy when you play with rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez.
Benny: Shut your mouth, Phillips!
Ham Porter: What'd you say, crap face?
Phillips: You shouldn't be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez, you're all an insult to the game.
Ham Porter: Come on! We'll take you on, right here! Right now! Come on!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.
Ham Porter: Watch it, jerk!
Phillips: Shut up, idiot!
Ham Porter: Moron!
Phillips: Scab eater!
Ham Porter: Butt sniffer!
Phillips: Pus licker!
Ham Porter: Fart smeller!
Bertram: sniffs Ahh.
Phillips: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!
Ham Porter: You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!
Ham Porter: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!
entire group stands in shocked silence
Phillips: What did you say?
Ham Porter: You heard me.
Phillips: Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.
Ham Porter: Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!

Ham Porter: Benny, why'd you bring that kid?
Benny: Because he makes nine of us.
Yeah Yeah: Yeah yeah, so does my sister, but I didn't bring her along!
Benny: What are you laughing at Yeah Yeah? You run like a duck.
Yeah Yeah: Kay kay but I'm...
Benny: part of the game right?
Yeah Yeah: Right.
Benny: Then how come he don't get to be?
Squints: Come on, Benny. Man. The kid is a...
-with his thumb and index fingers of both hands-
Squints: L, 7, Weenie!
Yeah Yeah: Yeah. Yeah. Oscar Meyer even.
Benny: Man, base up you blockheads!

Harry Potter
Hermione: Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled.
Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities.

Molly Weasley: -looks at Fred, hoping to get him onto platform 9 3/4- Come along, Fred. You first.
George Weasley: He's not Fred, I am!
Fred Weasley: Honestly, woman. And you call yourself our mother...
Molly Weasley: -to Fred- Oh, I'm sorry, George.
-Fred approaches the barrier with his trolley-
Fred Weasley: Only kidding, I am Fred!
-he runs through the barrier to the platform-

-after catching Harry scribbling on his paper-
Professor Severus Snape: Tell me, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?
Harry doesn't answer
Professor Severus Snape: You don't know? Well, let's try again... Where, Mr. Potter, would you look if I asked you to find me a bezoar?
Harry: I don't know, sir.
Professor Severus Snape: And what is the difference between monkshood and wolfsbane?
Harry: I don't know, sir.
Professor Severus Snape: Pity... clearly, fame isn't everything, is it, Mr. Potter?

Professor Severus Snape: For your information Potter, Asphodel and Wormwood making a sleeping potion so powerful it is known as the draught of the living dead, a Beozar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and will save you from most poisons. As for Monkshood and Wolfsbane, they are the same plant which also goes by the name of Aconyte. Well, why aren't you all copying this down?

Malfoy: Ah, come to see the show?
Hermione: -shouts- You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!
Hermione raises her wand at Malfoy. He backs against the wall, whimpering
Ron: Hermione, no! He's not worth it.
Hermione lowers her wand and turns away. Malfoy starts laughing, she spins around and socks him in the nose
Vincent Crabbe: Malfoy! Are you okay? Come on, let's go!
Malfoy: running away Not a word to anyone! Understood?
Hermione: That felt good.
Ron: Not good, that was brilliant!

Harry: "Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs are proud to present the Marauder's Map."
George Weasley: We owe them so much.
Harry: Hang on. This is Hogwarts. And that... No. Is that really...?
Fred Weasley: Dumbledore.
George Weasley: In his study.
Fred Weasley: Pacing.
George Weasley: Does that a lot.
Harry: So you mean this map shows...?
Fred Weasley: Everyone.
Harry: Everyone?
George Weasley: Everyone.
Fred Weasley: Where they are.
George Weasley: What they're doing.
Fred Weasley: Every minute.
George Weasley: Of every day.
Harry: Brilliant! Where'd you get it?
Fred Weasley: Nicked it from Filch's office, of course, first year.
George Weasley: Now, listen. There are seven secret passageways out of the castle. We'd recommend...
George Weasley, Fred Weasley: This one.
Fred Weasley: The One-Eyed Witch passageway.
George Weasley: It'll lead you straight to Honeyduke's cellar.
Fred Weasley: We best hurry. Filch is heading this way.
George Weasley: Oh, and Harry, don't forget. When you're done, just give it a tap and say...
George Weasley, Fred Weasley: "Mischief Managed." Otherwise anyone can read it.

Stories:

From Greaser to Country Girl and Back: This story is about when Victoria Sanders comes back to Tulsa and finds more than she's looking for. Can Dally and Steve help her cope and adjust to a new life with her bad attitude? or will she end up somewhere she doesn't want or need to be. Unbeta'd.

When Ice and Dirt Mix: The original ducks get a blast from the past and the fun times keep rolling when E.R. Jacobs shows up but can Charlie help her learn to control her out of control temper and very powerful arm when things don't go the way she plans and will Portman be able to hold on to her with Charlie's overprotectiveness kicking in half the time and her 3 or maybe 4 older brothers? 2 of which play baseball and the other 1 or 2 play hockey. NEED A BETA

Getting my way in space: Who ever said a 12 year old can't cause trouble and fall in love in 5 weeks has never met Savannah Amber Tyler. She was sent to the Enterprise because of too much trouble and a guy named Chris but just might fall in love with the one kid who refuses to give up on her. I PROMISE TO GET THIS ONE BACK UP AND RUNNING AS SOON AS MY MUSE KICKS ME IN THE BUTT.

In and Out: COMPLETED. When everything seems to be going ok someone gets put in the hospital. Follow this story as Ashley and the gang have to put up with their friends in and out of the hospital. rating due to bad language. APPARENTLY NEEDS BETA IF IT SHOULD BE REDONE.

Give me some time to keep these up and running.