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since: 02-18-06, id: 992937, Profile Updated: 11-27-09
country: United States
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and South Park.

Welcome to Sam's Lair of Doom and Ultimate STYLE.


My site: www.toejones.deviantart.com


'Sup? I'm Sam and I plan to rule Canada, and eventually the world, with an iron fist.

That is all you need to know...

oh and I'm 14 :D

Tally-ho, G'day, and BUH-Bye...


And also I support the following pairings:(I have a lot of OTPs)


South Park:

StanxKyle (OTP)
One-sided EricxKyle
EricxButters
CraigxTweek (OTP)
CraigXClyde depending on my mood
EricxWendy
ChristophexGregory (OTP)
DamienxPip


Naruto:

SasukexNaruto (OTP)
KakuzuxHidan (OTP)
SasorixDeidara (OTP)
KisamexItachi
PeinxKonan
OrochimaruxIruka (haha crack)


Other:

Kagome and InuYasha (cannon) -- InuYasha
Dib and Zim (for teh lulz) -- Invader Zim
Harry and Draco (because its awesome and you know its true XD) -- Harry Potter
Light and L/Ryuzaki (IDK why...) -- Death Note
Matt and Mello (duuuuuhhhh) -- Death Note

I AM TOTALLY AGAINST:
L X Anyone but Light
Double sided CartmanKyle with actual 'feelings'
Anyone but Kyle or Wendy with Stan
Sesshomaru X anyone
OCS X CHARACTERS (I do it too, but don't post it D:
Kyle and The Mole. SERIOUSLY?!
Raep. Unless it is teh good raep. You knowz wut I meanz. oneeleven!!

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1. Lavender reviews
All he ever talked about was Wendy. Even while we were in detention, when we could've been out playing football. Done for the 100 theme challenge.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-27-09 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
2. Fragile reviews
“I do believe you are more fragile than I...mentally” Gregory whispered, suddenly very close to my ear. I pushed him away softly. “Why would you say such a zing? You are ze fragile one” I scoffed...............T for language and very few scary images
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-11-09 - Christophe & Gregory - Complete
3. Immaturity reviews
Even the most mature have their moments. They're maybe 12/ 13 years old, only gay if you see it that way :
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-9-09 - Gregory & Christophe - Complete
4. C'est Moi, Mon Cher reviews
Chri...Christophe!" I stuttered. "C'est moi, mon cher!" he replied. "But you were... dead!" "Where ever I am, I weel always come back for you mon cher... even if eets from ze depths of 'ell"..................T for language and slight gore
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-7-09 - Christophe & Gregory - Complete
5. My High School Years » reviews
It was my second year of high school when I met him. We met in one of the most f&* ing unlikely places… Heh…and the most un-f&*%ing-likely thing happened…But I’ll explain that later. Let’s start from the beginning………
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,810 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-13-09 - Published: 6-16-08 - Hidan & Kakuzu
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