"50 definitions? Are you crazy! You're just in this to torture us! You don't even have to do any of the work!"-Me

"Why do you think I'm smiling?"-Mr. Looney, my psych teacher...very evil; take my word for it

"Sam?"-Sarina

"Yea?"-Me

"Could you call Justina and ask her if she's there?"-Sarina

"Well...what do I do if she says no?"-Me

Dr. House: Cameron?

Dr. Cameron: Yeah?

Dr. House: I love you.

Dr. Cameron: Mouth drops open in shock

Dr. House: Swabs her mouth with a cuetip(sp?) Pick up your tests tommorow morning leaves.

Dr. Cameron: still stunned

"I find your interest interesting."--Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Cameron: Men should grow up.
Dr. House: Yeah. And dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.

"I love my wife."--Dr. Wilson

"You loved all of your wives."--Dr. House

Dr. Wilson: You really don't need to know everything about everybody.
Dr. House: I don't need to watch The O.C., but it makes me happy.

to Sesshoumaru after he steals the Tetsuaiga
Inuyasha: Blah, blah, blah. A guy gets his hands on a new sword, and already he's lookin' for a soap box to stand on and preach it to the world!

Jaken: Don't leave me, Lord Sesshomaru!
Inuyasha steps on his back and holds him to eye level
Jaken: What do you want?
Inuyasha: I want some answers, what else? What's going on between Naraku and Sesshomaru?
Jaken: I don't discuss my Lord's matters with filthy half breeds like you!
Inuyasha punches him on the head
Jaken: I meant, it's a terribly long story.
Inuyasha: Then make it short.

Shippo: about 500 feet behind InuYasha I can see why being called a mutt by Koga would upset him... but now that I see him sitting there sniffing the ground, he does look like a dog.
InuYasha: What did you say Shippo...?
Shippo: Talk about bloodhound. How did he hear me all the way back here?
InuYasha: Remember, Shippo. Dogs are carnivores, you little runt.