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since: 02-19-06, id: 993742, Profile Updated: 07-04-09
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Author has written 27 stories for Star Wars, Kingdom Hearts, Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy XII, Final Fantasy X, and Naruto.

Hey everyone.

ok, a few things about me.

age: 17

name: Sarah

favorite actors: Ewan Mcgregor, Natalie Portman, Hayden Christensen, Danial Radcliff, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint.

Fav voice actors: Steve Burton (Cloud Strife off FFVII) Steve Blum (Vincent Valentine off FFVII) Vic Mignogna (Edward Elric off Fullmetal Alchemist) Travis Willingham (Roy Mustang Of Fullmetal Alchemist) Aaron Dismuke (Alphonse Elric off Fullmetal Alchemist) Haley Joel Osment (Sora off KH and KH2) David Gallagher (Riku off Kh and KH2) Hayden Panettiere (Kairi off KH and KH2) Christie Carlson Romano (Yufiie Kisaragi in KH and KH2 along with FFVII Advent Children)

favorite things:I LOVE INUYASHA! Axel, Riku, Cloud, Vincent, Yuffie, kingdom hearts, horses, cats and any kind of animal(including bugs,except for roaches) oh and did i mention Cloud and Vincent?I love the Final Fantasy games they are so cool.

Favorite villians: Sephiroth of course. Itachi, Sasuke, Deidara, Tobi, Kabuto, Orochimaru (disgusting bastard.)

Favorite FFVII characters: Yuffie and Vincent.(they make a good couple too.) :)

Favorite Magna books: INUYASHA (Duh), Dragon Knights, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, From Far Away and Kingdom Hearts.

favorite movies: star wars (DUH) harry potter, lord of the rings, X-MEN,Pirates Of The Caribbian and of course Final Fantasy: Advent Children (duh again).

favorite shows: Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, wolf's rain, Trinity Blood, Blood Plus, Naruto and Bleach.

favorite prequel star wars movie: revenge of the sith.

favorite original star wars movie: return of the jedi.

favorite books: star wars, harry potter, lord of the rings, and any horse, fantasy, or sci-fi books.

favorite pokemon:(yes i like pokemon) Swellow and Rayquaza.

favorite heros: Obi-Wan, Anakin, Luke, Han, harry potter, Sora, Riku, leon,Cloud, Zack, Vincent, Axel, Tidus, Wakka, Auron and of course Khimahri. Um Naruto (one of these days they are gonna run out of ramen), Sasuke (even though he's kinda like a villain now) Shikamaru ( the lazy bum) Kiba (and his pal Akamaru of course) Shino( love the bugs Shino) Choji (stop eating for once man.) Kakashi (stop with the books! Sheesh) Asuma ('cause he's cool and i miss him) Neji(stop being so cool and calm all the time man! Go have some fun!) And... GAARA! I love ya Gaara! Oh and Kankurou too 'cause he's just so cool with those puppets of his.

favorite heroines:Padme, Leia, Mara Jade, Hermione Granger,Kairi, Yuffie, Tifa, Aeris, Yuna, Paine, Rikku and Lulu. (Lulu and Paine are so badass.) Sakura, Hinata, Temari, Kurenai, Tsunade, Tenten.

favorite pairings: Sora/Kairi, Riku/OC, Riku/Namine, Roxas/Olette, Leon/Yuffie, Aerith/Cloud, Inuyasha/Kagome, Sango/Miroku, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Cloud/Tifa, Yuffie/Vincent, Lucrecia/Vincent, Tidus/Yuna, Paine/Baralai, Rikku/Gippal, Shuyin/Lenne. And though it might seem wrong to some there are some good Axel/Kairi pairings out there.Um also i love Sasuke/Sakura, Naruto/Hinata, Kiba/Hinata, Itachi/Hinata, Shikamaru/Temari, Shikamaru/Ino, Ino//Choji, Some Naruto/Sakura,

Now due to a friend i am now a supporter of yaoi =_= XD I can handle most pairing except ones with Vincent and cid in them, they aren't gay by any means and Cid's married! XD

favorite Final Fantasy: Advent Children (english version) quotes:

Yuffie: That Cloud's a royal pain in the ass, like always.

Tifa:Cloud is Cloud.

(on the Shera)

Barrett: Yo Cid. Park this turkey!

Cid: shut up. you want off then jump. Get off my back.

(Seventh Heaven)

Cloud to Turks: Go. I have to talk to Rufus.

Tifa: Stop running! I know; even if you find the kids you might not be able to help them. Maybe something will happen that can never unhappen, that scares you doesn't it? But you need to think about now, really take it in! (slams hand down) Look at you, you think you've got it so damn hard! You hate being alone so let people in. Sure you might not answer the phone, but i don't see you throwing it away either!

Tifa: Which is it...a memory or us?

Aeris to Cloud: I never blamed you. Not once. You came for me. That's all that matters.

Sepheroth to Cloud: Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away.

Cloud: I pity you. You just don't get it at all. There's not a thing i don't cherish!

Aeris: Kadaj? You don't have to hold on any longer.

Kadaj: Mother? Is that...?

Aeris: Everyone's waiting if you're ready

Cloud: Mother?

Aeris: Again? Why has everyone been calling me their mother lately

Zack: I guess they must be fond of you.

Aeris: This one is a little to big to adopt.

Zack: Sorry friend. Looks like you don't have a place here.

Aeris to Cloud: You see. Everything's...alright.

Cloud: I know. I'm not alone. Not anymore.

(Random conversation between me and a friend while joking about Vincent Valentine of FFVII)

Friend: There are freaking VAMPIRES in my HOUSE eating my DOG!

Me: ...You don't have a dog.'

Friend: NOT ANYMORE I DON'T!

(I know Vince isn't a vamp but it was just too much fun to joke around like that.)

Favorite FFVII Last Order quote.

Tifa: Cloud, you're finally here. You kept your promise. You came for me when I was in danger.

Cloud: Sorry, I am a little bit late.

Tifa: Don't worry, Cloud.

favorite Inuyasha quotes:

Kagome: SIT BOY!

Shippou: idiot.

Inuyasha: I'll stay a hanyou, just for you Kagome. (not sure if i have that exactly worded right. 'Fraid i kinda lost the movie.)

favorite star wars movie quotes:

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father.

Jedi: May the force be with you.

Yoda: Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

Padme: I truly, deeply. love you. Before we die i want you to know.

favorite Narnia quote

Griffin: They come your highness. In numbers and weapons far greater then our own.

Centaur: Numbers do not win battles.

Peter: No, but i bet they help.

favorite harry potter quotes (Books and movies):

Hermione: Here it is the scorcerer's stone.

Ron and Harry: The what?

Hermione: Oh, honestly, don't you two read?

Ron: He looks a bit peaky.

Fred: Peaky? He fell over a hundred feet.

George: Yeah Ron, let's walk you off the astronamy tower-

Fred: -and see what you look like.

Harry: Probably a right sight better then he normaly does.

Ron in HBP: I love you Hermoine.

My favorite Final Fantasy X quotes.

Tidus: I'm gonna kill that Seymour!

Yuna to Tidus: Stay with me, till the end. Please.

Tidus: Not until the end. Always.

(Yuna smiles) Yuna: Always then.

Favorite Final Fantasy X-2 quotes

(Yuna and the gang up against a big ass fiend)

Rikku: Think we need a password?

Paine: How about kick. Its. Ass

(Yuna to Tidus) You're back.

Tidus: I am back. I'm home.(embraces Yuna)

Yuna: Yes. Home.

My favorite kingdom hearts quotes.

Kairi to sora: Don't forget, wherever you go i'm always with you.

Sora: Kairi, remember what you said before? I'm always with you to! I'll come back to you! I promise!

Kairi: I know you will!

Sora: My friends are my power.

Sora: Riku. Come on man. Why did you try to do so much on your own? You've got friends. Like us.

Riku: Have you forgotten? I'll tell you why. Because i'm not a total sap like you.

Sora: Say that again.

Xemnas: Heros from the relm of light.I will not allow it to end this way. Not yet. If light and darkness are eternal, surely we nothings must be the same. Eternal.

Riku: You're right. Light and darkness are eternal. Nothing probably goes on forever too. But guess what Xemnas-

Sora: -that doesn't mean your eternal.

Kairi's letter: Thinking of you wherever you are. We pray for our sorrows to end. And hope that our hearts will blend. Now i will step forward to realize this wish. And who knows: starting a new journey may not be so hard. Or maybe it's already begun. There are many worlds. But they share the same sky. One sky. One destiny.

Kairi: This time i'll fight. You know Sora's completely helpless without us. Come on, Riku.

Sora: W-we're back!

Kairi: You're home.

Yuffie: So where have you guys been all this time?

Goofy: We were sleepin'.

Cid: Where? In cold storage?

Riku: Nothings changed huh?

Sora: Nope. Nothing will.

Riku: What a small world.

Sora: But... part of one that's much bigger.

Riku: Yeah

Quotes from Stephenie Meyers' Eclipse (awesome book!)

"And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche."
— Alice Cullen

"I prefer brunettes."
— Edward Cullen

"We’re a bit sensitive to blood around here. I’m sure you can understand that."
— Bella Swan

"There’s something…strange about the way you two are together… The way he watches you—it’s so…protective. Like he’s about to throw himself in front of a bullet to save you or something."
— Renee Dwyer

"I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial."
— Jacob Black

"I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around."
— Emmett Cullen

"Here's the thing. . .I've already gone crazy once. I know what my limits are."
— Bella Swan

"Edward's only human, Bella. He's going to react like any other boy."
— Angela Weber

"I never thought I needed to teach you how to throw a punch. Guess I was wrong about that."
— Charlie Swan

"This hostage stuff is fun."
— Alice Cullen

"Does my being half-naked bother you?"
— Jacob Black

"Do you ever think that your life might be easier if you weren’t in love with me?"
— Edward Cullen

"I already know how strong you are. You didn’t have to break the furniture."
— Bella Swan

"Would you like to hear my story, Bella? It doesn't have a happy ending—but which of ours does? If we had happy endings, we'd all be under gravestones now."
— Rosalie Hale

"You aren't exactly the best judge of what is or isn't dangerous."
— Edward Cullen

"I didn’t have quite the same…upbringing as my adopted siblings here. My beginning was something else entirely."
— Jasper Hale

"I think I might have been wrong before, you know, about not being able to be friends. Maybe we could manage it, on my side of the line. Come see me."
— Jacob Black

"It’s the thought that counts. I ought to know."
— Edward Cullen

"Well, that just sucks! I guess I'm stuck with Mike Newton after all."
— Bella Swan

"Fall down again, Bella?"
— Emmett Cullen

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV"
— Jacob Black

"Hey, vampire girl!"
— Embry Call

"Besides…the more time I spend with you, the more human emotions seem comprehensible to me. I’m discovering that I can sympathize with Heathcliff in ways I didn’t think possible before."
— Edward Cullen

"Do you think either of them would give up if you died? They'd still fight, we all would. You can't change anything, so just be good, okay?"
— Alice Cullen

"I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object."
— Edward Cullen

"It's a good thing you're bulletproof."
— Bella Swan

"I offered eternal servitude, remember. I'm your slave for life."
— Jacob Black

"I feel like screaming!"
— Jessica Stanley

"Would you please tell me what you are thinking? Before I go mad?"
— Edward Cullen

"Maybe you should pick on people your own size."
— Charlie Swan

"I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh."
— Bella Swan

"I know you think that I have some kind of perfect, unyielding self-control, but that’s not actually the case."
— Edward Cullen

"It's not like I'm headed off to Vegas to be a showgirl or anything."
— Bella Swan

"The right thing isn't always real obvious. Sometimes the right thing for one person is the wrong thing for someone else. So...good luck figuring that out."
— Charlie Swan

"I never thought I'd see the day where I'd be willing to take a bet against you, Alice, but it has arrived."
— Bella Swan

Excerpt from Jupiter Green's Rewind story (ya'll KH fans should totally check it out!)

"In life there are heroes and there are legends. In life, there is darkness and there is light. In life, there is always survival and death. And sometimes, without help from them all, we cannot achieve the love our hearts so desperately seek. The only constant in this world is the cycle of life and death. It is an endless circle of truth and harsh reality. Though cruel at times, it can also bring salvation and rebirth. It is the way of the Universe. Together, the circle of life, death, and rebirth is forever constant. . .forever our eternity. . .and forever one.

"In life we cannot rewind to change our pasts. . .

"But we can. . .rewind to see what it was. . .and learn from it.

"We can take that knowledge and apply it to our decisions in the future to avoid recording the same program over again. . .

"When one has knowledge, one has intelligence. And with intelligence, one can become the best one can be. . .

"In life, love. . .and death. . .

"When life becomes a challenge. . .and love eludes our hearts. . .the light in our soul begins to dim. Don't pause your life. . .don't forget who you are or what you fought so hard to protect and strive for. Don't forget the work you have done. . .or the people you have affected with your life force. Remember those who depend on you and love you. . .and keep moving forward. . .even if you make a mistake. . .to err is human. . .and to feel pain means you are real. Take the lessons you learn in life. . .and go onward. . .even when it seems impossible.

"As long as your heart light is strong. . .you can't go wrong. . .I know it. . .

"By the power of the Lady of the Light. . .

"And the power of the Lady of the Magic. . .

"In the presence of the writer Jupiter Green. . .

"This story has been fulfilled. . .

"And its tape is now stopped."

A small excerpt from FFVII the Novel

After checking that Cloud was asleep, she spoke to him.

"We're... okay, right?"

Of course, there was no answer. All she heard was him breathing softly as he slept. Is the fact that Cloud sleeps here proof enough we're a family?

"Do you love me?"

Cloud opened his eyes. He looked perplexed.

"Hey, Cloud. Do you love Marlene?"

"Yeah. But... sometimes I don't know how to act around her."

"Even though you've been together this long?"

"I'm not sure that's enough."

"Same with you and me?"

Cloud didn't answer.

This just proves there is something between Cloud and Tifa so there! If any ya'll don't think they go together, just look at this and think back on what they've both been through together!

Just random quotes from different places.

"What happened to Carlton?"

"I don't know. I think aunt Helen dropped him on his head when he was a baby."

--Will Smith, The Fresh Prince of Bell Air.

For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?

-Carlton, The Fresh Prince of Bell Air

Why do all those small candy bars say 'fun size' on them? There's nothing fun about a small candy bar.
-Zell Dincht

"On Earth as it is in Hell" by CalebNova (never actually read the story, but i plan on it once i find it, i just stumbled on this site with these funny fanfic quotes)

I think the Council would do well to judge me by the end results.
I think you would do well to kiss your ass goodbye.

-"On Earth as it is in Hell" by CalebNova

"As a soldier, the word 'party' always involved lots of beer and property damage.”
-Laguna

-"A Knight of Spira" by Refugee

"Friends don’t let friends suffocate, Selphie.”
-Irvine

-"A Knight of Spira" by Refugee

“How’d you let Wakka know you were interested in him?”
“I tried many methods. Finally I gave up and hit him in the head with a brick.”
“Really?”
Lulu laughed. “No, but believe me I did consider it.”
-Rikku and Lulu

-"A Knight of Spira" by Refugee

"Not that Squall would have been much help in that regard. His friend had generally regarded women as either furniture, fighting companions, or pests to be avoided at all costs."

-"Griever Chronicles: Zell" by Larathia

"It is perfectly fair, unless you want to raise an objection with the manager," Sephiroth said.
"Who's the manager?"
"My Masamune." (woo Whoo! Go Sephy!)

-Don't come into this Coffee Shop by Akuo

LagunaShoves the Bible in her face again The power of Christ compels you!
Edea: No it doesn’t.

-"Scenes from a Parallel Universe: FF8" by KaiserVonAlmasy

Laguna: The power of...um…how about Odin? Does the power of Odin compel you?
Edea: ...

-"Scenes from a Parallel Universe: FF8" by KaiserVonAlmasy

Laguna: The power of Hyne commands you!
Edea: Oh, come on, now you’re just making them up!
Lagunafrustrated Christ!
Edea: You tried that one several times already.

-"Scenes from a Parallel Universe: FF8" by KaiserVonAlmasy

"You know we're friends, we've always been friends, and we'll always be friends. Now get over there and fly, dumb ass."
- Raine

"The Sorceress War" by Skyknight

" YES!! MY SWEET MEAT PRODUCT! YOU ARE MINE, ALL MINE!"
- Zell

"The FF Breakroom" by d_Galloway (i'm sure you FFVIII fans know what he's talkin' about)

"The only people I have on my side are the woman who accused me of murder, the guy who ordered my murder, and the asshole who actually tried to murder me. Oh yes, fate was laughing at this one."
- Rinoa

"Crimson Lies" by Ashbear

"When something bad happens, something good's around the corner..."
- Selphie

"Sunday's Child" by Lady Aliena

Great. The joys of guarding a teenage summoner. The number of hormones flying around will kill me. Again.
-Auron

"Unintentional" by Rinoa Heartilly

"Kiros? You might want to send a lot of transports out here. Something just happened to O Lab. What happened? Oh, I just blew it up."
-Laguna

"A Knight of Spira" by Refugee

"Blah, blah, blah… we know, there is no escape for us, and we should fall down and tremble before your power."
-Tidus

"A Knight of Spira" by Refugee

Just random quotes

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

dont be one of a million, be one in a million

-unknown but my bud tessa said it XD

follow your Heart, cuz you dont know where it will take you

-said by tessa also

If you find a bland spot in your design and can't figure out what to put there for a bit of flair, just add more buckles.- Tetsuya Nomura

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

-Unknown

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.-Unknown

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.-Unknown

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. -Unknown

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." (seen this in so many places and still don't know who came up with it)

To the world you may mean nothiung...but to one person you may mean the world.-Unknown

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!-Unknown

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.-unknown

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.-unknown

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? -unknown

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. -unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.-unknown

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames, Nil1875, MakoStorm

If you are against any kind of animal crualty ( yes for all you bug freaks out there, that includes the killing of spiders and other small critters) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, MakoStorm

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.( i love the dude, i really do, but you just gotta laugh at him once in a while.)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (done this, like, a million times)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile (I hope they burn in HELL!)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself or someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) MakoStorm (done this so many times.)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

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(0.0) Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.

Anybody whos interested can check out my stories. Ok, that's enough about me so see you later everyone.

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1. The Journey To Wutai » reviews
Vincent meets Yuffie on his way to Wutai and finds her in a very deadly situation. Through a turn of events they become travel partners. Will something come from such a trip? Summary sucks i know but please read anyway!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-3-08 - Published: 2-17-08 - Vincent V. & Yuffie K.
2. One Last Wish reviews
He couldn't stop him from going, but he could maybe get one last wish before he departed. Yaoi. RokuDem! Don't like don't read!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-26-08 - Roxas & Demyx - Complete
3. Memories reviews
What happened the night Hollow Bastion fell and how Yuffie met the others that fateful night. Meant to be a companion fic to my other story 'Don't Kill Your Memories' but can be read on it's own. Requested by a friend.Squiffie!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-2-08 - Leon/Squall L. & Yuffie K. - Complete
4. Mistletoe reviews
She planned this! She knew he stood here whenever he came over and knew she would come bug him! That little sneak! lol when the gang is all over for Christmas, two of their number have a little fun under the mistletoe! Yuffentine yuffintine
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-24-07 - Vincent V. & Yuffie K. - Complete
5. Searching » reviews
He left her. Now, two years later she 's going to find him, she has something he needs to see. Sucky summary but hopefully you'll read anyway. please please please read! Yuffentine
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,815 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 12-9-07 - Published: 11-25-07 - Vincent V. & Yuffie K. - Complete
6. Kidnapped » reviews
He was taken from her, but he'd be damned if he let them keep her. My god this summary sucks but please, please read! Yuffentine! Rated T for certain things I will not mention, no lemons though, I'll tell ya that much.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,837 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 11-23-07 - Published: 9-30-07 - Vincent V. & Yuffie K. - Complete
7. Don't Kill Your Memories reviews
He wasn't too troubled about her being in his room, she always found a way in when he had this dream. LeonSquall x Yuffie The summary sucks but please read it anyway. Pretty pretty please.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-24-07 - Published: 5-12-07 - Leon/Squall L. & Yuffie K. - Complete
8. Birthday reviews
On the night of his birthday, he gets an unexpected visitor. This summary sucks! My gosh does it stink! But I hope you'll read anyway, pretty please?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-11-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
9. Goodbye reviews
Team ten and the shinobi of Konoha say their goodbyes to Asuma. Missing scene from the manga.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-30-07 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
10. Siblings reviews
When Gaara was kidnapped Kankurou thought over the few happy memories he had with his younger brother, wishing he could help him in some way. Set during manga chapters 270 to 281 and Shippuden episode 17. I know the summary sucks but please read it anyway
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-25-07 - Gaara & Kankuro - Complete
11. If We Could All Have Happy Endings reviews
After the defeat of Vegnagun, Rikku thinks back on a certain guardian and wishes she could have her happy ending like Yuna had. Will her wish come true perhaps? Ok i admit the summary sucks but i'm no good with them, please read anyway. AuronRikku AuRikku
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-12-07 - Auron & Rikku - Complete
12. Welcome Home reviews
Riku and Sora have returned, will Kairi and Sora finally realize their feelings for one another? No lemon. Couldn't think of a good summary but pretty please read anyway. SoraKairi. Rated T
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-16-07 - Sora & Kairi - Complete
13. Orphan » reviews
A certain gunslinger finds a young orphan after the Geostigma crisis will she be able to break the hard wall he built around his heart? Summary sucks but the story is good. please read.Rated T for later chapters. Some humor inside.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,176 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 4-19-07 - Published: 11-23-06 - Vincent V. & Yuffie K. - Complete
14. No Matter What Tommorow Brings reviews
When Yuffie voices a fear before the battle of Sephiroth Vincent is there to listen. OneShot The summary sucks i know but please read anyway.Small bit with another pairing at the end.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-6-07 - Vincent V. & Yuffie K. - Complete
15. Forgiven reviews
She felt guilty about his death that wasn't her fault. Her friends are worried about her. Will she be able to get over her guilt? Sequel oneshot to Chosen Of My Heart, read that before reading this please.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-16-07 - Riku - Complete
16. Chosen Of My Heart » reviews
A girl is sucked into the KH world and she has no memory of where she came from. Plus she's been chosen by a strange blade.Not keyblade. What adventures await this girl? Read to find out. Post KH2. Please read.RikuOC SoraKairi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,291 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 2-7-07 - Published: 12-29-06 - Riku - Complete
17. Comfort In The Snow reviews
Maybe in the darkness of Aeris's death there was a light. Yuffintine. Summary sucks i know but please read anyway. Oneshot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-4-07 - Vincent V. & Yuffie K. - Complete
18. Love Or Duty? reviews
A pregnancy causes trouble for a certain princess and she must choose. Her people or the one she loves? summary isn't very good but the story is so please read. YuffyVincent fan fic. T just in case.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-26-07 - Vincent V. & Yuffie K. - Complete
19. Our Promise reviews
Ashe and Rasler's last night together before he leaves for Nalbina Fortress and Rasler's last thoughts while in Nalbina. oneshot.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-19-06 - Complete
20. Love In The Face Of Tragedy reviews
When tragedy strikes Yuffie's life who will be there to comfort her? My second YuffieVincent story. Oneshot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-9-06 - Vincent V. & Yuffie K. - Complete
21. By Your Side » reviews
It's not our decision to make it's Yuffie's. Cloud said. When a mission sends Vincent to the hospital in a coma how will Yuffie cope? Rated T just in case. Second and last chapter up! My masterpiece is now complete!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-26-06 - Published: 10-25-06 - Vincent V. & Yuffie K. - Complete
22. Nightmares and comfort reviews
She had the dream every night. every night it got worse. TifaCloud with a little YuffieVincent at the end. please read. oneshot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-14-06 - Cloud S. & Tifa L. - Complete
23. Restless Dreams reviews
just what it says. read and find out what happens. InuyashaKagome. oneshot
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-22-06 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete
24. Comfort reviews
When Yuffie needs comfort Squall is there to help. summary sucks but please read anyway. I'm sure you'll like it. Squiffie
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-18-06 - Leon/Squall L. & Yuffie K. - Complete
25. Traveling Soldier reviews
Edward, a soldier, meets a waitress named Winry. It's a song fic to the song Traveling Soldier by the Dixie Chicks.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-3-06 - Edward E. & Winry R. - Complete
26. Promise reviews
while still in Travers Town Aerith thinks about Cloud the friend they had to leave behind. AerithCloud
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-8-06 - Aerith G. & Cloud S. - Complete
27. Together For An Eternity reviews
Anakin and Padme meet in the after life. read to find out what happens. rated T just in case.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-22-06 - Anakin S. & Padmé Amidala - Complete
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