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NEWS

July 22, 2009
So, I might never finish TH. But, I have started another story, Bloodlust, that I hope everyone will enjoy. My writing style has improved greatly since my 13-year-old self started Twin Heroes, and I've stopped making stupid mistakes like putting the Salem Witch Hunts in Oregon. ; Yep...

February 28, 2009
I have to be the least reliable person that has ever existed. It's been half a year since I said I would update Twin Heroes, and yet I've only written about four paragraphs for it. I suppose I am burned out on the story. I know I've lost interest in Danny Phantom... And yes, I would love to post my Fullmetal Alchemist stories, but it would feel wrong leaving the three DP ones unfinished. But I am in a pickle. I'm even considering putting them up for adoption... It makes me sad.

DELETED STORIES: I've listed my deleted stories, LUTHA and Bait, under my stories section. If you want to read them, email me and I'll send you the chapters. Also, you can continue writing them if you want, just be sure to give me credit for the idea.

STORIES

Published Stories

Twin Heroes: Chapters- 24: Summary: AU of Harry Potter and a Danny Phantom/Harry Potter crossover. In the wizarding world, Harry is still the Boy Who Lived, yet Voldemort is gone for good and Harry's in his fifth year. Now that Harry lives with his godfather, Sirius Black, all is grand, until a mysterious prophecy sends Harry and his friends to partner with a most unusual ally; Danny Phantom.

DELETED Living Up to Half Alive: Chapters- 4, more in the future: Summary: 20 years in the future, the citizens of Amity Park live in fear, and Danny Phantom hasn't been seen since the horrible invasion. But could there be a new halfa in their midst?

DELETED Bait: Chapters- 1: Summary:While most of the Ghost Zone is leaving Danny alone, the local ghost hunters have never been fiercer. Valerie has a new gun and Danny's parents a new lead on Inviso-Bill. With so much on his Worry List, can Danny handle it when Sam disappears?

Epidemic: Chapters- 4: Summary: There's a flu going around the Ghost Zone. It's nothing to worry about; i mean, c'mon, they're ghosts, they can't die from anything. No big deal... until Danny Fenton catches the flu. He believes it to be a regular cold (besides the fact he caught it from the Box Ghost), something that would go away with enough chicken soup. But when the people of Amity Park start to fall ill... time to worry. And when the first person dies... panic.

Dead: Chapters- 12: Summary: In one tragic moment, Danny's life has fallen to pieces. His father's dead, mother's depressed, and his friends have abandoned him. And he's convinced it's all his fault. But what happens when Vlad enters the picture with one shattering piece of information? That Jack Fenton is worse than dead? And that only Danny can save him?

The Wonderful World of Amestris: Chapters- 3: Summary: WWOA equals amnesia, adventure, humor, romance, a pervy colonel, kitties, homunculi, ice cream, fish, shoes, trees, some fog, and one shirtless serial killer... basically, a little bit of everything. Prepare for the ride of your life. (Fullmetal Alchemist; a co-op project with Shenhua Phantom, submitted on her account)

Bloodlust: Chapters- 1: Summary: After being sent to Renay to investigate the sudden occurence of blood-drained livestock, Ed and Al are thrown into a nightmare that will change their lives forever. (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Future Stories

A Devil's Bargain - Fullmetal Alchemist; VERY loosely inspired by Ghost Rider; Edward trades his soul to Lucifer to save his younger brother. However, the number of lives he must take makes him question the value of one human over another.

The Soul-Judging Alchemist - Fullmetal Alchemist - And what if it was Ed that was put in the armor?

ABOUT ME!!

Codenames for peoples:
Me - Ohka
My dear friend so and so- Shenhua Phantom
My sister - Merganline

Age: 17

Personality: Obsessive beyond belief, a perfectionist, finds almost everything funny and laughs at inappropriate times

Gender: Female

Religion: Her own version of Christianity

Favorite Animes: FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST, Death Note, Trinity Blood, Case Closed, Ouran High School Host Club, Hayao Miyazaki, Fruits Basket, Kuroshitsuji, etc.

Favorite Cartoons: Danny Phantom, Invader Zim, Fairly Oddparents

Favorite Liveaction: Pushing Daisies, Bones, The Big Bang Theory, Scrubs, Dexter, Kyle XY, Eureka... some others

Favorite Music: YUI, Gackt, L'arc-en-Ciel, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, FLOW, Cool Joke, Nightmare, the Japanese cast of Fullmetal Alchemist, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nickelback, the Killers, Kutless, Third Day, classic rock, eighties, the Beatles, classical, orchestral... EVERYTHING EXCEPT RAP - that about sums it up...

Favorite Books: To Kill a Mockingbird, Night, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Grapes of Wrath, All Quiet on the Western Front, Harry Potter, Twilight, author Diana Wynne Jones, author David Clement Davies, author Scott Westerfeld, the Inheritance Trilogy, The Time Traveler's Wife, A Separate Peace, Crime and Punishment, Into the Wild, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, author George Orwell, author Robert Heinlein, Anna Karenina

Favorite Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Case Closed

Favorite Video Games: FMA 1 & 2, World of Warcraft, Guitar Hero, The Legend of Zelda

Favorite Words:
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - the fear of long words
bumble
escapa - he/she escapes - Spanish
ranpu - lamp - Japanese
kokonoka - the 9th of the month - Japanese
desideratum

Other Miscellaneous Favs: the smell of boiling water, strawberry ice cream, pressing my face deep into a pillow, my cat Oreo, sitting for hours just staring at the cieling and thinking about stories I want to write, dreaming, mini composition notebooks, the wind

Current Occupation: Student and summer-time math tutor

12th Grade Classes:
Band IV
Creative Writing
Spanish III
Greek and Roman Mythology
AP Comparative Politics
AP Calculus BC
AP Literature

Languages I Will Learn Before I Die: Spanish, Japanese, German, French, Latin

My Quotes:
"It was a cold, dark night. Cold 'cause it's winter, dark 'cause it's night."
"It's where he's about to cross through the gate and bring Bal ack."
"Murtagh."
Tired and slurred - "I just want to shit in this chair... wha?"
"Today, I was struck with the fact that, as I walk, the earth moves underneath me and I go forward by my own will."

Other Quotes:
Shenhua: WHAT THE HECK!
Merganline: Oh my gosh, I thought you were going to say "What the hell!"
Ohka: Oh, she wouldn't say that. Wait, Merganline, you just said, "What the hell." Oh, wait, now I said "What the hell!"
Merganline: Oh my gosh, Shenhua! We both just said "What the hell!"
Shenhua: Yeah, guys, what the hell?
Merganline and Ohka: SHENHUA!

After previous conversation
Merganline: My little sister's a potty-mouth!
Ohka: Damn straight!

Merganline and Shenhua about to enter a Mexican restaurant
Merganline: We should talk to them in spanish! Quiero comprar un... -confused look- How do you say "burrito" in spanish?
Shenhua: You're in Spanish II and you still don't realize that burrito is a spanish word!

Ohka and Shenhua are yelling RANPU! at each other
Merganline: Can you please keep your ranpuing to a minimum?

Ohka: You don't really look like a pirate... you need an eyepatch!
Shenhua: Argh! I'm too poor to afford an eyepatch!

Colonel Roy Mustang: When I'm Fuhrer, there will be changes! That day, all female officers will be required to wear... TINY MINISKIRTS!

Danny Fenton: You are one seriously crazed-up fruitloop.

Edward Elric's short rants:
Who the hell are you calling Guinness Book of World Records short!
Who are you calling small! I'll break down your feet and stick 'em to your head!
Oh, yeah, I'm so small you can't see me amongst the grains of sand - LIKE ALWAYS!
I'M NOT LITTLE! DON'T CALL ME MIDGET! OR SHORTY! OR SHRIMP!
Who are you calling a runt! A dwarf? A little person!

Colonel Roy Mustang: I LOVE dogs!

Jack Fenton: I'm so proud! My son has the physical prowess of a 60-year old president!

Vic Mignogna: Colonel Mustang is dead sexy... in a miniskirt.

Alphonse Elric: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.

Mustang: I can see why you fell for her. After all... you're a sucker for big boobs.
Havoc: I can't help it sir! I just love boobs!

Hiromu Arakawa's thoughts on previous scene
Editor: About Chapter 38, it's a serious story so I think we should cut back on the comedy.
Arakawa: You're right. That'll keep the story tight.
Editor: So we'll change those pages to action scenes instead...
Arakawa: Can we keep the "boobs"?
Editor: We HAVE to keep the boobs!
Arakawa: I'm so thankful from my heart and sould that you're my editor, Shimomuro-san!

Barry: That's right. And after being caught, imprisoned, and executed, I've come back from a pit of fire to take my revenge on you, maggot! HAHAA! AHAAHAA! AHAHAHAA!
Alphonse: -tilts his head- Is that so?
Barry: HAHAH- 'Is that so?' Whaddya mean 'is that so'! People get terrified when a serial killer comes back from the dead, and an empty suit of armor moves on its own. You should be saying 'AH!' or 'AAHH!' or 'WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR BODY!'

Al's thoughts on fighting Barry the Chopper
Alphonse: Why did I have to get the crazy one?

Armstrong: Hm? You don't look well, Colonel.
Mustang: Do you think any man would look pleased to find a mustachioed muscleman in the place of the young woman he's expecting?

Ed Elric: It's been a good while since I've killed anyone... I kinda miss it. -homicidal grin- Wanna watch?

Ed Elric in Ayumi Elric's fanfiction: Poup
Uhhhh... I want... an extra large pizza with pepporonie and sausages and onions and peppers and cheese and pork and anchovies and pickles and ham and broccoli and squash and corn and muffins and Harry Potter and olives and Skittles and M&Ms and soup and jelly and Nelly and chicken nuggets and icicles and pudding and Ronald McDonald and... and... Orlando Bloom and Naruto and chocolate and Willy Wonka and DDR and- h-hello! What the -- , they hung up! The nerve!

My mom's attempts to pronounce my pen name:
Some Okee Bahnana...
Brain-a-cat?
Okee Bahnana Brainy-cat?

My Pappaw's Oldster Sayings:
I couldn't complain if I was hung with a brand new rope.
Well? A well is a hole in the ground, a mighty deep subject for such shallow minds.
I see, said the blind man.
Ah-ha! she cried and shook her wooden leg. We'll have splinters for toothpicks.
Contemplating on matrimony, or constipated on macaroni?

My Mammaw: Well, shoot a monkey!

My band director: Some days you'll want to beat your horn against the wall. But music is a jealous mistress. I'm tellin' you. It's high maintenance.

Isn't it awful when a commercial cuts another one off? For example, when medicare and christian music commercials compete:
Each year, one out of every three seniors will have an - Amazing Love!

One of my classmates making fun of how to write a good thesis statement for a WWI essay:
Things had really big importance in WWI with a lot of alcoholistic and unsolutionary making of wonderful and perfect dieing and stuff.

G. K. Chesterton: For children are innocent and love justice, while most of us are wicked and naturally prefer mercy.

Fritz Lang (Fullmetal Alchemist CoS): The pleasure of a dream is that it's a fantasy. If it happens, it was never a dream.