| True Queen Of Chaos |
Author has written 34 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. /pokes head out from under the rock she's been hiding under all year/ Hello? ... Im baaaaaaaaack! Some things I have come to love... Nylon, The Joy Formidable, Lemon drops, Heroes, House, Harry, Youtube, Writing, Procrastinating, Reading, Stealing the last bite, Britains Got Talent, Plotting, Action Figures, walking, dramatic entrances, people who smile back, Twilight, OverheardEverywhere.com, Toenail polish, Dexter, Turning off the phone, Jelly beans, Driving, and pretending that I know what Im doing. If you like something I've written, hate something I've written, mildly disaproved of what I've written, laughed at what I've written, or just want to become chums, I'm game!! I love chatting with everything that can chat back, and some things that cant, so PM me :) Not on this page but stories I've written are at The Review Lounge, which is an outrageously cool harry potter writing thingy with prompts that everyone can join in on. I wrote about Moaning Myrtle in their 'Rainbow" challenge, and about Neville Longbottom in the Halloween one. Check 'em out if you want to! Much much love Haley | |||||||||
1. Desire reviewsIt's more than just want, this thing he feels for her.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-26-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete2. Darwin reviewsLuna Lovegood's love life from the perspective of her plant, Darwin. L/NHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-13-08 - Luna L. & Neville L. - Complete3. Kisses by Candle Light » reviewsDrabbles of the Remus and Tonks variety, all exactly 100 words each. Some happy, some sad, and some down right amusing. It's a love sort of thing, after all.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 10-6-08 - Published: 8-11-08 - Remus L. & N. Tonks4. Handsome reviews“And really, what am I supposed to say to him anyway? Oh, hey Harry. Just so you know, I’m mad for you, and I’d like to have your little green eyed babies. Take me now!” “Meow.” Replied Handsome. H/GHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 10-3-08 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete5. Resisting the Inevitable » reviewsThis is the diary of a desperate girl. A desperate girl who is trying /desperatly/ to resist the fact that Paul freaking Braxton is suddenly looking very very good, and her silent mantra of "IhatehimIhatehim" is no longer working. Poor smitten little girlTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 8-31-08 - Published: 6-5-086. Whisper reviewsIt's a soft whisper, more thought than word. At seven years old, Tom Riddle knows how adults think.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-9-08 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete7. Tick Tock of the Clock reviewsDrabble-Esq sort of story. "He better tell me how he feels soon, or I'm going to shock that cute little butt of his... again!" G/KTwilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-4-08 - Complete8. For Harry reviewsHe'd escape Azkaban, he'd swim the ocean, he'd live on what he could steal, he'd brave frighteningly perfect neighborhoods. Why would he do it? For Harry.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-17-08 - Sirius B. & Harry P. - Complete9. Symphony reviewsThey’re dancing and swaying to the beat of the band, more comfortable now than the first time around, because they’ve grown closer. Luna with Neville. Life, Love, and the way the music moves them along.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-6-08 - Luna L. & Neville L. - Complete10. Wooing Lily Evans reviewsAll Dialogue. Watch James Potters valiant attempts at convincing Lily Evans to date him... Poor girl never had a chance.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 2-23-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete11. Terrified reviewsI felt my knees grow weak, and as I watched her look my way, I felt that surge of nervousness that only comes to a man when a beautiful women looks his way. Jaspers pov about his first meeting with the women who could terrify him without having said a worTwilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-13-08 - Complete12. Blame the Butterflies reviewsI'm... I'm in love with Lily Evans, and I blame the butterflies. " James is drop-to-your-feet-pledge-your-love-and-rip-your-heart-out in love with Lily Evans, but how is he supposed to woo her with all those butterflies in his tummy?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 2-2-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete13. Eyes Of Amber » reviewsFrom the moment he met Sirius and James, he knew his life was going to change. The only question is, how on earth is he going to be able to hide the fact that he's a werewolf from his clever new friends?A first year story about bravery,love,and friendshipHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 1-19-08 - Published: 12-27-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B.14. Alice's New Pet reviewsOh no... Breathed Edward. She's already named it... Don't you dare say anything Edward Cullen! Everyone is going to love Muppet, I can tell...Alice brings home a new pet, and Bella is slightly frightened.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-2-08 - Complete15. TURKEY! reviewsLong ago, We decided that each of us, on this very day of Thanksgiving, would have a competition to see who could fight the most dangerous creature and earn the fabulous Bragging Rights. What was it that Edward brought home that had everyone laughing?Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-22-07 - Complete16. Hope For an Eternity reviewsIt was like I was seeing the sun for the first time, and though I knew it couldn't be real, I felt for a moment as if my heart began beating. A AliceJasper story.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-18-07 - Complete17. Grinning reviewsEdward was just.... smiling at me. And wasn't even his I'm too sexy for this world, bask in my glow kind of smile either. It was more of a MUAHAHAHA, ImaeachyourightNOW kind of look, but, sweeter somehow. Very short, full of fluff, enjoy!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-17-07 - Complete18. Sour Grapes reviewsWell that is one heaping chunk of man meat if ever I saw one. I choked, and turned around to see were THAT particular thought had come from.In Twilight, Bella mentions the fact that Jessica seems to have sour grapes when it comes to Edward.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 11-11-07 - Complete19. The Blushing Game » reviewsIt had become something of a hobby of his, making me turn scarlet, and now all of the Cullins were in on it. They would take turns, it was all Oh Bella, that top looks so wonderful on you! and Oh my, you smell even better than you did yesterday, :DTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 11-10-07 - Published: 11-9-07 - Complete20. Without A Beat » reviewsHarrys found himself gone from Privet Drive, and into an adventure that will no doubt change his life... or afterlife. With the help of some vampire friends and family, He will slowly, slowly learn how to love and live Without A Beat.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,756 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 10-5-07 - Published: 6-25-07 - Harry P. & OC21. Cackle Pluppins reviewsAll Dialogue. Luna is pretty sure Snape has some nasty critters crawling round in his brain... never fear though, she has a plan!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-12-07 - Severus S. & Luna L. - Complete22. Lily Evans Most Fabulous List reviewsof Pet Names for James Potter! Lily finds her husband looking at the list she made as a girl, and can't help but smile. But the list isnt finished yet, there's one last name he needs to know about. Fluff ahoy!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 8-7-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete23. Book Burner reviewsSnape would never, ever admit to anyone that at that moment he was slightly, slightly being the key word there, terrified of the homicidal look that passed through her eyes.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-5-07 - Severus S. & Prof. Sinistra - Complete24. Perhaps reviewsPerhaps it was never really heaven without him... Lily thinks about her friend.A supershort poemstory hybrid....Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-25-07 - Complete25. Swings reviewsHPDH Spoilers... Severus Snape goes back to a time more simple, were there is no Voldemort, just him, her, and some swings. This is his heaven.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete26. Mother Lion reviewsMolly Weasley's perspective as she goes through the battle of Hogwarts. She will not let any more of her children fall.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-22-07 - Complete27. Bestest Friends and Beeswax reviewsDobby is trying to convince Winky to stop drinking butterbeer, but Winky just thinks Dobbys being a nag. They are watched by a smiling headmaster. Short, sweet, can only just be called a fic fluff. Oh the joy.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-13-07 - Dobby - Complete28. Silver to Blue reviewsWhen Snape has a terrible night playing death eater, all he wants to do is go to the kitchen, have himself a drink, and try to go to sleep. Then he meets everyones favorite Ravenclaw, and he finds himself listening to some very wise words.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 7-12-07 - Severus S. & Luna L. - Complete29. Moonlight and Fairies reviewsLittle Luna has some friends she likes to dance with... just a fun little poemstory that doesnt take long to read!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-5-07 - Luna L. - Complete30. Odo the Odd and the Dreaded Maggot reviewsIn HBP, we read about Hagrid and Slughorn, who sing a song about a hero named Odo at a certain spiders funeral. This is my version of the song!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-5-07 - Complete31. My Smart Human reviewsMrs. Norris loves her smart human. And she'll do everything in her power to protect him. After all, he's hers.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-21-07 - Argus F. - Complete32. Playing With Padfoot reviewsWhen a little girl sprays a certain Black dog with a hose by accident, it sets off a chain of events that lets a lonely dog know just whats really important in life. I loved writing this story!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-16-07 - Sirius B. & OC - Complete33. Ten Things I HATE About James Potter reviewsThe 10 things I, Lily Evans, can not stand about that fat head that seams to make it his point in life to ask me out every day, twice, for our seven years at Hogwarts.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 10-7-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete34. Crazy Sorta Knowing reviewsNot many people know my story... but I think that needs to change. Time for everyone to learn exactly who I am, cause honestly, I just found out myself. Come on, you know you want to.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-2-06 - Luna L. - Complete