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Author has written 34 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Trinity Blood, Valdemar universe, Bleach, D.Gray-Man, Claymore, Code Geass, 07-Ghost, Inheritance Cycle, Elder Scroll series, Rozen Maiden, and Mortal Instruments. WARNING: Not everything I write is good. Far from it, actually. Read at your own risk. And since I already have no ego, please don't flame. XxXxX So, remember how I posted "I won't be back"? Well, I lied. Sort of. Not really. Oh, well. If I post new things up you'll know. | |||||||
1. What the Bleep? » reviewsIn which a gamer finds herself at the start of an Oblivion campaign, complete with alternate Dreth dialogue. Her only hope of survival is the judicious implementation of mods for her benefit. Needless to say, hilarity ensues. Rated T for language.Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-29-11 - Published: 1-30-11 - Martin S. - Complete2. Nothing Interesting Ever Happens in London reviewsIn which several things get out of hand, and Tessa finds herself in a hidden supernatural community of an entirely different sort. Rated T for bad humor. Oneshot.Crossover - Harry Potter & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-11 - Complete3. Trinity Blood » reviewsJohn Potter is the Boy-Who-Lived. Harry Potter, kicked out of the house for his "Dark" tendencies, finds his way to the vampires' Empire of the Night, from where no one has ever returned. To his surprise, he finds out why- and the reason is one no one eveCrossover - Harry Potter & Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,549 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-5-10 - Published: 11-24-08 - Harry P. & Abel N.4. 30 Ways to Annoy Galbatorix THE FANFICTION » reviewsIn which the Mary Sue Amberosia finds herself bored and in Alagaesia, Shruiken is evil, and Galbatorix is genre-savvy. Based off '30 Ways to Annoy Galbatorix' by Eleirah.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-4-10 - Published: 8-14-09 - King Galbatorix5. Terminus » reviewsThere is a reason why the Soul Society does not interact with the wizarding community. However, once the Ministry of Magic find out that the infamous 'Grim Reapers' still exist, they do everything in their power to find and wipe out the Shinigami. Update!Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 8-6-09 - Published: 10-18-08 - Ichigo K.6. Red Shards reviewsMarianne, instead of vanishing into the World of C, decides to possess Lelouch to recoup some of her losses. Unfortunately, she's nothing like her son. And she loves to meddle.Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-21-09 - Marianne vB. & Lelouch L.7. False Smile » reviewsAU In an age where humans and fae struggle continuously, one person ends up on the wrong side and must traverse layers of deceit and falsehood to find out the truth to both himself and to the war. Chapter 1 edited.Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,458 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 4-21-09 - Lelouch L. & Suzaku K.8. Brave New World » reviewsDISCONTINUED Naruto, Sakura, Sai, and Sasuke got pulled into the past when Madara's dimension transfer technique mixed with the Kyuubi. Since they've already changed the past, they decide to create a better future. However, not everyone agrees with them.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,361 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 5-1-09 - Published: 4-13-08 - Naruto U. & Sakura H.9. 30 Ways to Make Ayanami Sic his Zaiphon on You reviewsThirty ways to make everybody's favorite warsfeil attack you! Disclaimer: I am not responsible for his reactions should you choose to actually do any of the following to him.07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 4-15-09 - Ayanami - Complete10. From the Beginning » reviewsDISCONTINUED What would have happened if Lelouch had had his Geass when he was ten? A simple request from the not-quite-dead Marianne changes everything, including the future of Japan and Zero himself.Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,164 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 3-3-09 - Published: 12-28-08 - Lelouch L. & Suzaku K.11. Valedictorian » reviewsAU Lelouch was blind, crippled, the antithesis of what the masked terrorist was- so why was he Zero under the mask? Suzaku couldn't understand. He couldn't accept it. So he pulled the trigger.Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,347 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 2-17-09 - Published: 2-10-09 - Suzaku K. & Lelouch L.12. Hangyaku no Zero » reviewsDISCONTINUED A year after the execution of Zero, the Japanese are losing hope once again. The remnants of the Black Knights search for their lost leader but are foiled again and again. In the midst of the chaos, a masked assassin appears. Where is Zero?Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,965 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 12-25-08 - Published: 12-6-08 - Lelouch L. & Kallen S.13. Alternatively reviewsAlternatively, they loved and hated each other. Suzaku and Lelouch confront each other on Kaminejima for the last time. Takes place Stage 25 R1 . Suzalulu, lulusuza, rape, mindrape, written for cg kink meme on lj.Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-21-08 - Suzaku K. & Lelouch L. - Complete14. Dies Irae reviewsAU. The Uchiha are a clan using their demonic powers to rule the land of Konoha with an iron fist. Sakura's parents, the leaders of the rebel faction, were captured. So why is the younger scion of the Uchiha's main branch her offering his help?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-19-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.15. Memento Mori reviewsA year after the death of the Demon Emperor, the ones who knew him gather to share their stories, experiences, and opinions of the man and in the process understand the meaning of his death.Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-29-08 - Lelouch L. & Suzaku K. - Complete16. Espada » reviewsSequel to 'Arrancar' Hitsugaya, Ichigo, and Orihime go to Hogwarts for certain reasons, some of which not even they know, and because of the Arrancar Wars. This is the story of what they do there. UP FOR ADOPTIONCrossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,227 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 6-24-08 - Published: 4-16-07 - Complete17. In The End reviewsFuturefic, dark. Sasuke finds that revenge isn't everything, but by then it's already too late. Everything's gone, and it's all his fault. It was his choice. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-21-08 - Sasuke U. - Complete18. Life Sucks! The Claymore Side » reviewsWhat do several ex-Claymores do in a modern era that no longer needs them? They survive and protect their 'secret' identities and pasts, of course! Chapter 3: Helen and Deneve make a little bet near Pieta...Claymore - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 3-16-0819. Cain and Abel reviewsAllen knew the bible was important to the Order. He just wanted to know what truly happened. And unfortunately, Lavi did. Drabble.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-25-08 - Complete20. Musician of Sorrows » reviewsDISCONTINUED Kanda became a Noah... somehow. Track him as he tries to figure out the EFFFF he does now.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-19-08 - Published: 2-11-0821. Naruto Harry Potter drabbles » reviewsUPDATE TO ORDER. Crackfic. My second fic, featuring many incidents and clashes between Naruto characters and Harry Potter characters. Anyways, R&R or I'll set Sephiroth on you. Not in chronological order. New Year's Update courtesy of a lovely review.Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 78 - Words: 67,775 - Reviews: 227 - Updated: 1-1-08 - Published: 5-10-0622. 25 Ways to Annoy Heralds THE FANFICTION » reviewsThis is basically a writtenout version of what the author would do with kalim007's fic '25 Ways to Annoy Heralds' and a portal to Valdemar. Disclaimer: We do not own, you do not sue.Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,471 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-27-07 - Published: 8-7-07 - Complete23. Bleach Wars reviewsJust a little parody by putting in Bleach characters and relationships in a Star Wars setting. Jedi Hitsugaya and his Padawan Ichigo search for a mysterious Sith kidnapper. Not really a crossover. Oneshot.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-11-07 - T. Hitsugaya & Ichigo K. - Complete24. Things That Go 'Bump' in the Night reviewsHinamori was scheduled to meet Hitsugaya after his graduation... not find out that someone was stalking her. Preseries.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-9-07 - M. Hinamori & T. Hitsugaya - Complete25. How Soul Society Gets Its Food reviewsHanatarou knew he shouldn't have asked. But it had seemed like such a good question at the time... And no, he had no idea what the big fuss was about.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-7-07 - Hanatarō Y. & R. Unohana - Complete26. Traumend reviewsTraumend. A continuation. This is the story of what might have happened to Suigintou before Megu became her medium, but mostly it's from my imagination.Crossover - Harry Potter & Rozen Maiden - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-3-07 - Harry P. - Complete27. Untitled »A pair of songfics, one of Naruto and one of Sasuke. Written April '06.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 820 - Published: 6-23-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete28. 10 Ways to Know You've Been Reading Too Much Naru reviewsActually 10 Ways to Know You've Been Reading Too Much Naruto, but it wouldn't fit. And that's exactly what this fic is. Written April '06...Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-23-07 - Complete29. 30 Ways to Piss Off Hoshigaki Kisame reviewsYes. 30 ways to piss off everyone's favorite fishman. Written well over a year ago... April '06Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-23-07 - Kisame H. - Complete30. A Little Reunion reviewsAbel was out when he received a pair of unexpected visits from his better left forgotten past. Just why were both his sister and his brother in Rome, anyways? And now everyone in the AX knows his big, bad Crusnik secret. PreseriesTrinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-23-07 - Complete31. Arrancar » reviewsHitsugaya and Hinamori are sent to England to check why no spirits or Hollows have been noticed lately. However, soon after they arrive, they find the answer— and it's not pretty. It turns out Voldemort has been creating a very powerful Hollow.Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,384 - Reviews: 110 - Updated: 3-18-07 - Published: 6-16-06 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete32. 50 Ways to Annoy, Anger, and Freak Out Voldemort » reviewsBasically a story form of Rica666's fanfic of the same title. Now, We don't own Harry Potter, or even the plot ideas, but we do own our writing. Please R&R or I'll set Bella on you.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,555 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 3-18-07 - Published: 1-27-07 - Complete33. 50 Ways To Drive Kakashi Hatake Nuts THE FANFIC » reviewsThis is based off kakkanobi's 50 Ways To Drive Kakashi Hatake Nuts and will be multichapter. crackfic, no pairings, alcobol inhibited Mary SueNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,168 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-16-06 - Published: 7-7-06 - Kakashi H. & Kakashi H. - Complete34. 18 Ways to Activate Your Sharingan reviewsJust what the title says. Could be oneshot or I'll add stories.My first fic! Yay! R&R or face the Texas Chainsaw Massacrer! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-3-06 - Complete