WARNING: Not everything I write is good. Far from it, actually. Read at your own risk.
And since I already have no ego, please don't flame.
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AS OF 21 JUL: I WILL BE BACK! ...after I finish applying for colleges and doing my (myriad) summer assignments... ugh.
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On Updating:
I'm sorry, BNW fans! (whoever is out there) The next chapter is being renovated and rewritten. What I had down doesn't make sense. Kinda obvious, given I was writing it an 1:00 AM while short on sleep. Gomen nasai!
Updates will be sporadic. On everything. Please try not to expect anything from July 30 to June 9. I will be at camp.
A bit about myself:
Disclaimer: I do not claim that any of the information written below is true in any way, shape, or form. Including this disclaimer.
WARNING: DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO REMAIN MENTALLY (AND POSSIBLY PHYSICALLY) SCARRED FOR LIFE!
Nickname (other than my penname): Tensa-chan (beware of her!)
Age: Somewhere between 1 and 100. It changes every year, so why should I bother?
Sex: What's the sex of the majority of the people on the site?
Gender: This is the way a person acts based on social mores. It's not whether a person is biologically male or female.
Hobbies: Wishing I had a life, writing, reading fanfics, moping at the passage of time (wishing I could go back to those good old days where people used to write these incredible fanfictions... and are now gone).
Idol: What do you think? Kukuku...
Occupation: Evil Overlord
Location: Inland Empire, the Unnamed Lands, or Tsuranuanni (one of these is in the Real World)
Relationship status: I AM SINGLE. And I wish to remain single. Any who approach me will be castrated violently. (yes, even you women out there)
Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Bleach, Claymore, D.Gray-Man, Trinity Blood, Red River, xxxHolic, Rozen Maiden, Count Cain/Godchild, Angel Sanctuary, King of Hell, Demon Diary, Saiyuki, etc, etc, etc. (Note: This list changes so fast it's useless to update. I probably hate half of these series and have replaced them already.)
Favorite books: too many to list
Favorite things to do: guess from the above.
Favorite food: Ox-tail stew, salted (aka. 1000 yr.) duck egg yolk (both the ones you find in the middle of moon cakes and mixed with tofu), jellyfish, and roasted (?) pig heart. All this is actually true. I eat this, most just not on a daily basis. That's what rice is for.
Favorite quote(s):
1. Dear Dietrich, one day you will get killed for real and we will all be wondering why. – Isaak.' -Umeko's The Trinity Times (fanfic)
2. “Bad girl, spit that out. You don’t know where it's been.”- Astharoshe, Trinity Blood manga. (Saying that after her pet tigress mauls up Abel)
3. "The first thing of Christmas that really bothers me is finding a Christmas tree..."- parody of "Twelve Days of Christmas"
4. "I really have no frickin' clue..."- Hitsugaya, Bleach scanlation
5. "'Who cares that Tsunade of the Legendary Sannin was the Shodaime's granddaughter?' Of course, people tended to overlook the fact that he a) knew that Tsunade belonged to the Legendary Sannin and b) she was the Shodaime's granddaughter."- Naruto of the Mirage (fanfic)
6. "Jesus wore a furry clown cloak, had a scarred, cursed eye, and was equally good with claw, gun, and claymore."- unknown fanfic
7. "I don't give a Kyuubi's ass!"- Pein, Fun With Akatsuki X 01 (by Omnistrife, on Youtube)
8. "What was that? I had ramen on my mind."- Naruto, Fun With Akatsuki X 01 (see above)
Weapon of Choice: can't tell you anymore. Don't want the CIA, MI6, Interpol, Guoanbu, Bundesnachrichtendeist, Directorates of Intelligence, Naicho, SIE, SVR, or SIE. Especially not the SIE. (And no, I do not live in Romania and no, the gulag system is no longer in place)
Needs help on: ...ahem... If I told you, I would have to order your death.
Interesting fact: 2stupid and Tensa-chan are the same person. We are merely bipolar and schizophrenic (now known as DIDS) and since Tensa-chan is in control right now, this is the reason for the evilness of the profile. Come back for a profile by 2stupid... if you dare!
2stupid: Shut up Tensa-chan, you big idiot. You're lucky I didn't delete what you wrote...
Anywho...
I am looking for people to adopt some of my older fanfics. To be eligible, you must be intelligent and interested.
(If anyone wants to know, 2stupid is the mentally stable one.)
Tensa-chan: Go to www.eviloverlord.com 'cause it's the coolest site ever! Now let me act in character!
Updates List:
1. Brave New World- Yes, I know. This fic was completely spontaneous.
2. everything else- I'm trying. My muse is killing me.
3. Didn't you just read number 2?
4. My original story. No, it's not on fictionpress. Yes, I have an account there. No, I don't post on it anymore. Yes, I have posted. No, I will not delete my stories. Yes, I have stories there. No, you cannot copy them; they're copyrighted. Yes, they're done. No, they're not multichapter. Yes, that means they're oneshots. No, I'm not going to continue.
ADOPTION:
1. Espada- It's too far gone, and I no longer even remember what I wrote. TT.TT. I will accept all offers.
2. Musician of Sorrows- Good grammar, please.
Why?
I've lost interest. It was sad to realize that, but I decided that, with the remaining love and interest I bear in those old fanfics, I will have someone I KNOW writes well finish them, because they (you?) will do better than I ever could now.
I don't even know where to go on 'Espada' now. It's sad. Someone please adopt it.
And just so you guys know, the final chapter of 'Naruto Harry Potter Drabbles', Chapter 101, is entitled 'The Aliens Take Over'. In which the aliens come and obliterate the parameters of this fic, thus rendering any further chapters uncreatable.
Adoption fics are posted above. Please repost my first few chapters and credit them to me.
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PLEASE HELP!
We remember a really lovely fic, from 52-58 chapters in length, (either or?) about what happens when demons appear. The ninja get awesome zanpakuto-like blades, Itachi was good and (unfortunately) killed by Sasuke's blade (chapter 37?), which had a handle like the Uchiha fan and a blade that resembled Amaterasu, there should be a guy (villain) in white armor somewhere, and the author stopped updating early 2006 (either March or May). We think. The title was fairly long and at least two words. This is all from two-year-old memory, so there may be inaccuracies.
If you know the fic or the (bleep) who deleted it, please contact me.
The sad thing? I can still remember passages. Word for word. Which I will not post up here. I'm like Sasuke in this regard, ne? Stuck in the past...
Fanfiction net means the world to me. So please help.
Update: I think it may have been deleted. TT.TT All searches are yielding no results.
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Ideas I Really Want To Get To But Just Can't Find The Time For:
1. Sasuwhumping- honestly, he deserves it. He needs to stop being a destructive ass.
2. Naruto reincarnation fic- Everyone else is doing one. Why can't I?
3. The Truth About Youki- Because the bijuu have been referred to as more than just 'chakra monsters'.
4. Dark!Naruto ANBU Team 7 fic- Based off Rosetta Stone and Nine Tailed Serpent. And just about every other good Dark!Naruto fic written between 2004 and 2006.
5. Tale of the Gallant Jiraiya- preseries, Sannin-centric, based off Japanese folktale of same name (also Jiraiya Goketsu Monogatari). Starts with the creation of the earlier Team Seven and ends after Jiraiya and Orochimaru's fight.
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