Hi I'm Gwin and I'm here to write some fanfiction!

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Some stuff about me

Name-Gwin (duh)

Age-14 (Finally!)

Nationality-English/Irish

Gender-The third kind

Favourite drink- Dr.Pepper

Favourite food-Twiglets

Favourite colour-Black

My dream-To own a Rolls Royce hearse (classic one)

My little ramble: people often look at how I describe myself and get the wrong idea. I'm not a goth, I don't cut myself or think about committing suicide and I don't go psycho at the drop of a hat (well no more than your average teenage girl :P). I just like black because it's a simple colour and I like hearses because I think they are very majestic cars and because come on people think how much easier it would be to get your shopping in the boot!. So don't judge people based on an internet profile! PEACE. (Ooooohh look little tiny snow peoples and snowflakes!yeah I have waaaay too much time on my hands)

Thank you to Jusmine for helping me find the story I was looking for!

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My top fav shows/books/movies are

Books/Mangas

Artemis Fowl

Alex Rider

Harry Potter

Immortal Rain

Ouran High School Host Club

Ark Angels

Fruits Basket

Inkheart trilogy

The Supernaturalists

The Wish List

All American Girl

Princess Diaries

Journey To The River Sea

Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants

Pride And Prejudice

20 Thousand Leagues Under The Sea

Sabrina The Teenage Witch

His Dark Materials

Lemony Snicket

Kensuke's Kingdom

The Broken Bridge

Mates, Dates,

What A Week...

Movies

League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Van Helsing

Serenity

Doom

Trainspotting

Wild Wild West

Men In Black 1&2

T.V. Shows/Animes

Outlaw Star

Ouran High School Host Club

Friends

Hustle

Life On Mars

Ashes To Ashes

Six ft Under

Heroes

Yu-gi-oh

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you live in your own little world, copy and paste.

If it doesn't matter that you live in your own little world because they know you there, copy and paste.

Ninety-five percent of children are concerned with being popular and fitting in. if you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste.

If your hyper, like being hyper and are hyper almost all the time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Pluto was declared to be no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for some scientist likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet copy and paste this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!

If you think everyone is out of their minds, copy and paste.

If you read other peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy and paste onto your profile.

If you have ever become obsessed with something people are now scared of you because of the effects copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been on your computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfics, copy and paste this.

If you have ever copy or pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste.

If you have ever ran around in circles rambling on about one thing or another copy and paste.

If believe in this phrase, "keep your friends close and keep your enemies closer" copy and paste.

if your one of those wacky things called a procrastinator copy and paste this on your profile

WAIT. don't post it you would be doing it immediately and that's not characteristic of a procrastinator. oh dear!

I guess you'll have to wait awhile

if you have ever had a mad laughing fit copy and paste

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!'

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

A good friend will offer you an umbrella if it starts to rain; a true friend will steal yours and yell ''run you're getting wet!''

Hate the hairball, not the kitty.

My train of thought has derailed.

Sanity is nice to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Only the insane have strength enough to prosper; only those that prosper may judge what is truly sane.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time.

Some books make me want to go adventuring. Others feel they have saved me the trouble.

I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.

Error: Press any key except... no, No, NO NOT THAT ONE!

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Worry is the first time you can't do it a second time; panic is the second time you can't do it the first time.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them as much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When every thing's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die

Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

Just remember; if the world didn't suck, we'd fall off.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

When the blind lead the blind, get out of the way.

Only the paranoid survive.

Dijon vu: The same mustard as before.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Don't worry; I forgot your name too.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Many people, when they run into a telephone pole, blame the pole.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.

I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke.

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine

When there's a will, I want to be in it

Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.

Never take life seriously; nobody gets out alive anyway.

Thank you for not annoying me more than you do

Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

Normal people make good pets.

Better to understand a little, than to misunderstand a lot.

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

Why when two cars almost collide do the call it a near miss? Sounds like a near hit to me!

I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words (what's up with that?)
Don't worry about that hole in the wall. That's just where the bomb squad had to cut their way in.

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon.

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "You will die in seven days..."

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes yours and says "RUN! You're getting wet!"

A friend wipes your tears away when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the cell next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. (Aww, crap)

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I grab a paddle and save your ass.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

If you were killed I wouldn't go to your funeral, because I would be stuck in jail after killing the guy that killed you.

Why is it that when kids leave, it's called running away, and when adults run away, it's called leaving?

Thank you for making me not kill you.

Behind this smile is everything you'll never understand.

Why do we remember what we want to forget but let what we want to remember slip away?

I live to dream and dream to live.

Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.

Don't cry because it is over; smile because it happened.

The world is cruel... get used to it!

Sometimes you don't realize how much you care about someone till they stop caring for you.

What is this "work" that you speak of?

Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

What do you call a male ladybird?

If a turtle lost his shell, is he homeless or naked?

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

Why do your feet smell while your nose runs?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

On a poster advertising footwear- 'These are built to British standards.' Scribbled underneath it- 'Yeah, so was the Titanic!'

What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect generally happens.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favourite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Fruits Basket (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wash your friends shoe and instead of going back to the tent you're staying in and getting her another shoe like a normal person you hop through 50 meters of woodland and nearly strangle each other, trying not to fall over. Crazy is when you go into a store, walk around in ducky robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. Crazy is when you race your friends down the hallway and lose because you ran into a water fountain you just weren't paying attention to. If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you've reread Fruits Basket over 10 times...C&P this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people who answer: "Where to begin?"

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fiction, copy this into your pro.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P.

If you've ever walked into a door you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste!

If you have a problem with counsellors, copy and paste!

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (The other day, actually...)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro.

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P.

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste.

If you have your own little world, C&P.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction, copy and paste.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, C&P.

If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, C&P.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area, put this in your profile. (That actually happens a lot)

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a klutz like me, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these, copy this into your profile!

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal copy this to your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think the people who don't do copy/pastes are just too damn lazy, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sigh at the fact that your profile is so damn long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

Copy and paste this if you just checked.

If your brain constantly wants to explode, copy and paste

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you noticed several of these sayings come up lots of times, C&P

If you just went back to check, C&P

If you love your MP3 player/computer/technology in general, C&P

If you have loads of animals C&P

If you hated and detested shoes and socks 'till you were 8 C&P

If when people say ''Dude what's wrong with you?'' you say ''I'm not the one talking to the crazy lady'' C&P

If you LOVE the ting tings C&P

If you ever have days where EVERYTHING goes wrong C&P

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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