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since: 02-22-06, id: 995553, Profile Updated: 09-25-08
country: United States
Author has written 7 stories for Fairy Tales, and Homer.

I, Bingo7, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

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My avatar is what Beric looks like. Unless of course, it's still the white dog/eagle. Isn't he handsome!! The Polish actor's name is Pawel Delag. He played in Quo Vadis. I've never seen the movie, but I've read the book, and I wish I could see the movie, but I think it's rated R. :( Also, I think the movie is in Polish. I'm sorry I don't have Ana Maylin. I do have a photo of some random girl in my sister's college freshman book thing, but I can't post that because it's in a book, and it's of some random girl. But don't worry, she's pretty. lol.

Name: I lied, my name isn't that...what it use to be. Now my official pen name is Jena Grant. I will however, for practical reasons, keep the user name of Bingo7. Do you know why I have such a weird name as Bingo7? I don't. Well, I don't know what Bingo represents, but I am the 7th kid in our family. lol. I'm not the youngest.

Age: Ha! You want my age? Guess. Seriously, tell me what you think. Read my stories, correct my horrific grammar and...guess. Ha, betchya you can't.

Looks: I am a human. That means I have two hands, two feet, two eyes, two nos...I mean ears... Ok, I'll tell you. I look my age. And you have to guess that! Ha!

Likes: READING and WRITING... DUH! I wonder if anyone on this site doesn't like either of those...Oh, and I also really like historical fiction, like about Rome. Yeah, I'm like obsessed with Roman stuff.

Dislikes: Writer's block...either that or a million ideas floating around in my head at one time and I only have ten fingers!...shrimp. distractions. watermelon. bad words. wrestling lambs. hey, I really do wrestle lambs! They're strong!

'Bout me family: We're a big happy family! Well, except for when she put her shoes on his desk, and when he pushed him in the mud, or when she accidentally whacked him in the head with a bucket, or when...you get my point.

Favorite books: The Book of Mormon (yep I'm Mormon/LDS, if you have any questions, go ahead and ask! I'll be happy to answer them.), A Journey of Souls, Talesian, Merlin, Arthur, These Happy Golden Years, The Work and the Glory Series, A Tale of Two Cities, Detectives in Togas, Julius Caesar by Shakespeare, Quo Vadis, The FIRST Harry Potter book anything by G.A. Henty and much more! Including the Tennis Shoes series.

Favorite movies: LOTR, Sleeping Beauty, The Phantom of the Opera, The Fiddler on the Roof, The Prince's Bride, Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe and yes, much more! Duh.

Favorite Authors: Charles Dickens, Sir Walter Scott, Gerald N. Lund, Laura Ingalls Wilder, James Herriot, Piratess of Summer (changed to Backroads ), G. A. Henty, C.S. Lewis, Steven Lawhead, and Chris Heimerdinger.

Quotes!

Cats and Dogs (I'm a cat lover)

“Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." -- Ann Landers

“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." – Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine

Angels - Explained by Children

I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold. Gregory, 5

Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it. Olive, 9

It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, and then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes. Matthew, 9

Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else. Mitchell, 7

My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science. Henry, 8

Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!! Jack, 6

Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead. Daniel, 9

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado. Reagan, 10

Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go north for the winter. Sara, 6

Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good carpenter. Jared, 8

All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go for it. Antonio, 9

My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth. Katelynn, 9

Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get over it. Vicki, 8

What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them. Sarah, 7

Others

The Bible says children are blessings and debts are a cursing. So why do we sign up for curses and prevent blessings? ~ My mom found it somewhere...

“Death is a part of life. It is a fundamental, basic part of our eternal lives. We can’t go on with the great work that lies ahead without stepping over the threshold of death, sorrowful as it is for those who remain. I am satisfied that it is a beautiful experience for those who make that step, who have lived lives of righteousness and faithfulness.” ~Gordon B. Hinckley (I took this quote after his own death)

"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist." ~ Indira Gandhi

A man’s actions are influenced by his intellect, will, and feelings. ~ I don't know

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. ~ I don't know

Stories

So far I've only got six stories, but please R&R. Bye! Oh, if you are wondering why I'm talking so dang long to update my stories the simple answer is this: I'm having a writer's block...sadness huh? I hate those. Anyway does anyone have a cure?

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1. The Haughty Princess » reviews
Ruth is a pretty proud princess. She is very unmarriagable and her father is at a loss. But she is capable of being forced to the altar, for she is not fond of adventure and the running away deal. But to a beggar? I thank the Grimm brothers!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,672 - Reviews: 151 - Updated: 10-1-09 - Published: 2-19-07
2. It's not that easy » reviews
You wouldn't think a kitchen girl would be this deep in the complications of love. I mean hot sauce I'm a kitchen girl! And I almost wish I never met the prince. Almost. Things are crazy, including Charlie, May, Beric, Alyce and a little thing called love
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,869 - Reviews: 618 - Updated: 4-8-09 - Published: 9-7-06 - Complete
3. Wake up Rose! reviews
The prince has finally arrived at his goal he finds Briar Rose to be...well, let's just say not what he expected.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 8-27-07 - Published: 8-11-06 - Complete
4. Like Father Like Son » reviews
Lance is back! But he is older and therefore has left most of the fun to his two kids, Wilhem and Cassandra. I'm not positive where I'm going with this, so I might change the rating. If ya don't like it, tell me if ya do, tell me. Either way tell me. jk
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,830 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-16-07 - Published: 12-18-06
5. The Calm Before the Storm reviews
I think Cassandra is so awesome, so I just wrote a little thing with her in the midst of the Trojan War. R and R!
Homer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-27-07 - Complete
6. A Prince a Horse and an Adventure » reviews
You always hear about these poor princesses having to marry this unknown prince. What about the poor princes that have to marry some unknown princess? Ok, so I did know Princess Anastasia, but that just makes it worse.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 83,807 - Reviews: 345 - Updated: 12-16-06 - Published: 3-13-06 - Complete
7. The Captain and the Spy » reviews
Dasian is in trouble. His current spies are treacherous, causing terrible losses to his rebel army. He meets up with a fairy and reluctantly lets her spy. Some Romance...Wrote this thing when I was 11! Please reply!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,306 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 9-2-06 - Published: 3-3-06 - Complete
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