Author has written 1 story for His Dark Materials.

Chelsea: Hey everybody! We're insane! Wheee! Mwehehehe...Right now we're both in the process of writting our PPC spin-off, you can find the original series by going to this site: www.misssandman.com. It's there somewhere...

Anyway! Allie dosen't feel like putting anything here so I'm going to type everything! *looks around uncertainly and whispers to audiance* If anyone wants to see her baby pictures, just say. *winks, then laughs* Wonderful blackmail oportunities...Anyway!

If your reading this it's obviously for some reason...though I can't for the life of me guess what that reason might be...

Allie: Quite obviously we are both HUGE fans of 'His Dark Materials'. And well. . . to put it lightly. . . we really really really really really really really really really really really really REALLY dont like Mary- Sues. So, yeah, MARY-SUES BEWARE! Mwa Ha Ha Ha Haaaaa!!!! :-P

Chelsea: Actually, I like Lord of the Rings and harry Potter more...See, my favorite characters in Harry Potter are the Marauders (even Wormtail! He had to be good at some point), and Aragorn is my favorite in Lord of the Rings.

Allie: I like Harry Potter too but not to the point of obsession like Chelsea here. And I haven't really seen enough of LOTR to say that it's great or anything, but I've liked what I've seen of it so far. All you people out there should beware of chickens because they're evil. They're going to team up with the cows, ants, sheep, and beetles to take over the world!!!! AHHHHH!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! Oh, and just thought y'all might want to know that polar bears are left handed and that armadillos can walk under water.

Chelsea: ...there are certain points of obsession Allie, and I think ypu've reached it with the animals. Trust me, I'm there with harry Potter and Lord of the Rings. Anyweay! Enjoy the fic!

1/2/04~ Chelsea: Er...sorry for the long wait, we're both very lazy...and I need to find a good Return of the King-esk Mary-Sue (which won't be that hard but I have a fear of the Lord of the Rings section of this site...) So a new chapter should be up...er...would before the year ends be alright? ;-)

~Agents Allie and Chelsea (also on Ashly Potter. Go Fellowship of the Movies! We are also known as Aragorn and Pippin :))