Hello! I'm Akilah aka ChaylorTwilightQueen10. I'm gonna start by saying a few things about myself! So...here we go!

BASIC INFO
Full name: Akilah Nailah Fields
Do you like your name?: yeah
Named after anyone?: not that i know of but my initials are the same as Abercrombie & Fitch (ANF=ANF!!)
Gender?: female
Age?: 16
Gay/Straight/Bi?: Straight up
Date of Birth?: May 3, 1992
Place of Birth?: Georgia
Your sign?: Taurus (go bulls!)
Current Loacation?: F-ville, GA
Eye Color?: Dark Brown
Glasses/Contacts?: Used to have glasses, now own contacts
Hair Color?: Jet black

Whats your hair style?: short, stops at chin
Height?: 5'11
Do you like your height?: Yes and No
Weight?: why would I answer this?
Left or right Handed?: Right
Body Type?: Tall, Average, kinda on the skinny side
Shoe Size?: 9 1/2 to 10
Any tattos or percings?:1 ear piercing on both ears

FAMILY
Are your parents married?: No
Any siblings?: does half siblings and step siblings count?
If yes how many?: if they count, then 5
Names of Siblings?: Kisha, Demetrius, Niki, Donovan and (crap I forgot my stepbrother's name)
Do you live at home?: yes
Do you consider your parents to be good parents?: Even though they hate each other, i guess.

SCHOOL
Name of School?: Fayette County

Location of School?: Fayette County, GA
Type of School?: high school
Current Grade?: 11th (going on to 12th. SEN10R!)
Your GPA?: 3.6, idk?
Your best Subject?: Math and Spanish!
Your worst Subject?: I don't really have one but if I had to choose, it would be English
Fav Teacher?: too many! (Ms Davis-Spanish, Mr Bain- English, Mr Williams- Journalism, etc)
Least fav Teacher?: no one at the moment
Play on a sports team for your school?: no
If yes - which one?: i want to try tennis
Belong to any clubs?: SADD, AMS (Alternate Media Society), 2010 Executive Board, Spanish Club,
Last test you took?: Chemistry, Algebra II and Spanish (all in one day!)
Do you like your school?: Yeah, it's my home away from home

RELATIONSHIPS
Are you currently in one?: no
If yes - with who?: i'm not in one
Are you in love?: no
Your last bf/gf befor your current one?: Byron Lancaster
Longest relationship?: seven months and seventeen days
Shortest relationship?: a month

Your bf/gf's best feature?: his personality
How did you meet your current or ex bf/gf?: my ex-ex-bf introduced me to him (interesting, huh?)
How long have you been dating?: we dated for seven months

DO YOU - ARE YOU - HAVE YOU
Do you Believe in GOD?: Yes

Do you drive?: I have my permit but no driving yet
Do you sing?: Whenever a song I like comes on
Are you a virgin?: Yeah, until I get married
Have you ever been arrested?: No
Have you broken a bone?: Nope,
Do you kiss on first date?: just that first time.
Have you ever had sex on the first date?: No. I have high morals.
Have you ever had a: a wat?
Do you believe life has been good for you?: Yes. Even though I've had some tough times, I've pulled through.
Do you want kids?: Yes, two or three max.
Have you ever been drunk?: No but it sounds fun
Are you a good listener?: Even though I talk a lot, I do listen.
Have you been to another country?: Yep; Mexico, Aruba.

More About Me

1: Where did you get one of your scars?

My scar on my knee came from when I was riding down the hugest road hill at my old neighborhood on my brother's skateboard. It wobbled and I fell off and I rolled down the hill and almost crashing into a bush. I was 11 at the time.

2: What is on your bedroom walls?

Posters of my favorite celebrities, my mirror, some pictures that i had in my room when i was a kid, my parents wedding picture.

3: When were you born?

May 3rd

At 11:35 at night

No wonder I love nighttime

7: What do you miss?

I miss being a kid. Those were the best days of my life, being carefree and not worrying about much in life.

8. Do you have any pets:

A golden retriever named Laguna and we're getting another puppy soon!

9: Would you fall in love knowing he's going to leave?

I don't know reallhy

10: Who do you call the most?

My best friend Khaiya, because we are hilarious together and we have the funniest and weirdest conversations, and my bf Byron, because he's my boyfriend and I love him.

11: Have you been out of the U.S?

Yeah, I've been to Mexico and Aruba

12: Pet peeve?

People who say 'like' a million times.

People who act fake in front of different people.

People who do the same things over again even though they got in trouble for it.

13: Weakness?

Romance movies

Vanilla ice cream

Anything related to HSM (LOL)

14: Met anyone famous?

I met Kyle Massey and Chris Massey at my school's homecoming game. I also got to meet Logan Browning from the Bratz movie, since she went to my school.

15: What's one c.d. that your embarrassed by?

nothing really, even though I have Britney Spears and NSYNC and Spice Girls. I'm not embarrased by it; i still love to listen to the songs!

16: Do looks matter?

It depends on the person. For me, it's half and half.

17: Last thing you bought?

General wise- two doughnuts at lunch on Friday

Fashion wise- a bunch of tops and undies at JcPenney

18: Most Embarrassing Moment:

I haven't yet to have one but if I do I'll let you know!

Previous Names (ones I can remember):

PrincessChaylor10

xo-ChaylorGGQueen-xo

ChaylorTwilightQueen10 (in use)

MY STORIES!

Completed:

An Ordinary Day on AIM: HSM Style-A regular day after school on AOL Instant Messenger. The gang are online, in their usual chat room and talking about normal stuff but there is a surprise about Chad and Taylor that no one knows about… until now. (May make a second chapter!)

Beautiful Liar- MY BIGGEST CHALLENGE! A regular couple and a mystery couple is being combined. Will their friendship fall to pieces or will they patch up in the ending? Songfic to Beautiful Liar by Beyonce and Shakira.

Halloween Sweets and Sour Moments- It's Halloween time again! Chad and Taylor have to take Taylor's younger siblings out trickortreating. What happens when one of the siblings lets out their feelings about Chad and Taylor's relationship? For my creative writing class.

In One Year, Our Lives Changed Forever- In One Year, our whole lives have been changed. We saw things in a new light. All thanks to one movie, High School Musical. For the oneyear anniversary of HSM which is today! Dedicated to all HSM fans around the globe.

Once Upon Another Dream- Sometimes love can be found...once upon another dream. Chaylor Songfic Oneshot. Based off of Once Upon Another Dream by No Secrets.

The Second Star to the Right- A special night awaits the two best friend Chad and Taylor. Will the adventure lead to romance in the end? Songfic Oneshot to Second Star to the Right by Jesse McCartney.

Sexy Love- Based on Neyo's new song Sexy Love. Chad and Taylor get some time to themselves but people try to interuppt. Will they get what they want or do they have to wait another day for some 'alone time?

Walk Me Home- Chad and Taylor are now known as the newest couple to hit the East High block. But with difficulties around the corner, will their newly found relationship survive?

In-progress

101 Kisses: Chaylor Style!- I started another 101 Kisses Story and added my own favorite couple in the mix: CHAYLOR! Next chapter: 3 days are in 72 hours. It feels like a long time but for me, it wouldn't be as much. My son has been awaiting this day for a long while as have I, for almost 8 years now. Because in 72 hours, I would be reunited with my wife and my daughters again at the Albuquerque airport.

90210: The HSM Generation- Welcome back to 90210: Beverly Hills, Ca. Where the scene is cooler, sexier, more provocative. Where every story is intriguing, every character has a secret, and nothing is what you expect. But in this city of luxury, there's only one rule: If you wanna live in the zip, you gotta live by the code. Next chapter- Zeke and Taylor make adjustments to their new home and we finally meet the 90210 gang. See how everyone's spending their last days of summer in this chapter of 90210: The HSM Generation

A South Beach Love Story- In the city of Miami, there’s always the best of the best. The Danforths and the McKessies were the top of the best. Harold Danforth was a nationwide known plastic surgeon, known for his perfect breast implants. Jerry McKessie was a successful lawyer for most celebrities and huge cases. They were best friends ever since they were kids…until now. They hated each other and yet…they lived right next to each other. Enter in the next generation of Danforths (Domonique, 22, Chad, 16, Alan, 9) and McKessies (Taylor, 16, Kyle, 9, and Lorelai, 2). But what happens when Chad and Taylor fall in love? Will the rivals come to an end or will it get higher in flames? Next chapter: Taylor and Chad plan on meeting up at the Miami dock the next day to get to know each other better. Will romance spring up between the two? ON HIATUS!

Chaylor Romance Challenge- A collection of Chaylor oneshot stories for the Romance Challenge by KendrixAimeeOliver. Next chapter- Summer Girls come and Summer Girls go. Some are worth while and some are so-so. This Summer Girl was the one for me but she's long gone. All I have is the memories of that summer when we met...

First Daughter 2- So We Meet Again: Taylor's father becomes the new president of the United States during Taylor's 11th grade year. But when she goes to college, things start to go crazy filled with reunions, love and secrets. Next chapter- Taylor and Chad had the perfect ending to their perfect day and now they're back in action. But they still have to go through her parents..AGAIN..and what is this I hear about the Air Force One?! Find out in the next chapter!

East High on the East Coast- Based off the bestselling book series Gossip Girl, East High is a double boarding school for boys and girls. EHS for Boys and EHS for Girls, where in the Girls school, Sharpay, Kelsi, and Taylor are the supreme alphas. But what happens when the girl who left, aka Gabriella, comes back with a new plate and a new attitude. This calls for a new year of relationships, scandals, fights, and just plain raw gossip...and one person will tell it from her outside POV. Her name is Gossip Girl and she will know everything inside and out from the halls of East High. Next chapter- Ever since S found out about the truth between T and G, will the Upper East Side ever be the same? And what about their so-called renewed friendship...that's pretty much down the drain. But now that Ta knows about the secret too, how will that change between the circle of friends now? But don't worry about the drama, the Kiss on the Lips party is coming up soon and you know who loves parties? Gossip Girl! ON HIATUS!

High School Musical meets Laguna Beach: This is the biggest event came to for High School Musical. What if the High School Musical cast lived in LAGUNA BEACH! Major drama, love, backstabbing, betrayals and events like you've never seen before. Next chapter- Zekepay has sparks in their newly relationship and everyone is happy for them, even Kelsi! But with the group's San Diego weekend trip coming up, will their fun time lead to mishap hook-ups? Find out on The Crossroads of Romance Part 2. ON HIATUS!

Moonlight Dancing: High School Dreams- Chad Danforth and Taylor McKessie meet at a masquerade dance party where they discover a hidden dancing talent. A week later, they meet up at East High and sign up for a school dancing competiton, despite what their frineds say. Plus they have to try and beat the best dancing couple in the school. Will Chad and Taylor 'break free' of what their friends say or will their cliques pull them apart? Next Chapter: The time has finally came for Mario, Kasey, Taylor and Chad. East High's Dance Competition has arrived. But will tension and competition blood flare up between the couples from last week's drama? Or will their built-up anger push them over the edge through their dances?

Never Met A Girl Like Who?- Corbin's song Never Met A Girl Like You is actually based on a girl he did meet and fell in love with. But with who? His manager's daughter, Akilah, is determined to find out. Together with her best friend Khaiya, they set out a full search to see who is this "girl" that Corbin is talking about in his song. Will it be who they think it is or someone else? Will it be something between the girls themselves? Next Chapter: A surprise meeting in the front office that shocks the girls! A secret crush is revealed to all, especially Akilah! And our next contender: Hallee Hirsh, leads us to a trip to Hawaii. Can you say Aloha?! ON HIATUS!

Future (coming soon to a computer near you)

My Magical One Night Stand- AU, Taylor McKessie is the top writer in the NYU Newspaper and has the perfect life! Bring in Chad Danforth, the hottest bachelor in the city. Push the two together and you get...MAGICAL POWERS? Taylor has the ability to duplicate herself and get premonitions while Chad can set things on fire and blow things up. Now, they have to team up and beat the bad guys including the dark lord Ulhound from turning the people into darklings...and try not to fall in love with each other!

Prom Night- It's what every high schooler dreams of in their high school life. It's the time for the school's annual prom and the gang's in the prom committee! Watch these Wildcats as they go through planning, dresses, corsages, makeovers, all the way to the actual prom nigth...and see the drama inbetween. Couples: Troyella, Troypay (a little), Chaylor, ChadOC (a little), TaylorOC (a little), Jelsi, Zekepay, ZekeOC, Ryelsi (a little).

A Horse's Love- Not only Taylor McKessie is known for being a smartie, Scholastic Decathalon captain and president of the chemistry club, she shares a secret with her closest friends about her love for horses. She's a 3-time equestrian winner in teen competitions and a student at a local horse stables. What happens when she finds out that the new student happens to be obnoxious Chad Danforth? Will she learn to cope with him or throw him down into the hay? Or will romance overcome all?

Walk Me Home Again: The sequel to Walk Me Home. Chad and Taylor has been through a rough year with drama, death, children and their future. Now they're in their senior year, dealing with school, family, and their love life. Everything will seem peachy keen until drama erupts from those specific areas: sickness, arguements, grades, college, the whole 9 yards. Will they make it through and be able to graduate and live happily ever after? Oh...and did I mention on our secret unexpected guest AND event?

Random Stuff!!

On February 21, 1989, the most profound birth in the past two millenniums took place. Yes, it's true. This baby was no doubt more important to modern society than George Washington or Kobe Bryant. This baby would grow up to be more talented than Marylin Monroe or Clint Eastwood ever could be. He would be hotter than James Stewart or stupid George Clooney. He was special. As a toddler, he would become a child model. As a high school student he would perform in plays such as 'Footloose' and 'Grease'. As a 16-year-old he would star in what some people consider the greatest musical of all time. On February 21, 1989 in Brooklyn, New York, Corbin Bleu Reivers was born. Paste this in your profile if you think Corbin Bleu is awesome.

This is just some weird yet funny thing I saw on Tayberry's profile, so...wat the heck?! EnjoY! LOL

Pick twelve random characters from your fandom

1. Chad Danforth

2. Sharpay Evans

3. Ms. Darbus

4. Jason Cross

5. Taylor McKessie

6. Troy Bolton

7. Coach Bolton

8. Ryan Evans

9. Kelsi Nielson

10. Gabriella Montez

11. Zeke Baylor

12. Martha Cox

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Zeke and...TROY?! WHAT!? Never in my life, never will. lol

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Jason?! Oh he's alright. Ryne is such an awesome person, with the cutest Siberian Husky puppy. AAWW!!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Martha got RYAN preggers?...should it be the opposite? and i could kinda see that. lol

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yeah, a few, but i never finished reading them. they were pretty good too.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? SHARPAY AND TROY! eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww never in a million years! TROYELLA FOREVER!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Taylor and Kelsi or Taylor and Gabriella? They both sound wrong...they both ARE wrong...but friend wise, taylor and gabi. but if in a romantic way, i did read a story featuring them as kind-of a couple so it could work ok for me.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If I walked in on Sharpay and Martha having sex...I would walk away...slowly...and possibly take pics to blackmail the Ice Queen. HAHAHAHHA!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Ms. Darbus and Gabriella? Uhhhh ok. Ms. Darbus first met Gabriella on her first day to school. Then she started seeing her more than just at school. Is it a nightmare or does she know her from somewhere? I tried.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Chad and Ryan? Oh yeah, there's tons of those. I think it's gross though.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Coach Bolton and Martha? Ok. Hoops and Dancers

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? ...Jason deflowering Chad?! I'll stop there.

12. Do any of your friends read Three het? Probably not, since it's Ms. Darbus and TOTALLY WRONG!

13. Do any of your friends write Eleven? Zeke? Probably with Sharpay but idk abt by himself...

14. Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five? Sharpay/Jason/Troy. possibly, not so sure.

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Gabriella?! Hmmmmmm "Oh god Troy! Harder, better, faster, stronger!" ROTFLOL

16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? About Ryan Evans? Probably 'Footloose by Kenny Loggins'. lol

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Chad/Troy/Martha. WARNING: May involve heavy lifting and major slash.

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two? For Gabriella to use on Sharpay? "Hey Ice Queen, wanna break my glass heart?!" LOL, I TRIED, OK?! GIVE ME A BREAK!

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? About Taylor? TODAY!

20. What is Six's super secret kink? Troy. It's probably hearing Gabriella call him 'Wildcat', there's probably lots of kinkiness wit that nickname.

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Would Zeke shag Kelsi? DRUNK!

22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? If Ms. Darbus and Coach Bolton got together...I'm not gonna finish that. That's just plain out wrong!

23. “(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).” What title would you give this fic? Chad and Kelsi are happy in a relationship until Kelsi goes to Jason (YAY for JELSI!). Chad is heartbroken so he hooks up with ZEKE!? (eww) and a brief unhappy affair with Martha (ok, it's gross now), then follow's Taylor's advice (ok, now I'm pissed), and finds true love with MS. DARBUS (oh god!). The Run For Love

24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Coach Bolton and Ryan...eeewwww!!

If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.