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Avatar: Yes, it changed. I still love Yuki and Machi, but I found this on Deviantart and I couldn't resist. It's Snape and Lily, who are a-freaking-dorable. Unrequited love is the PWN. Disclaimer: This lovely work of art is by "snapesnogger" on deviantart, and it's called "happy valentine Severus." So i didn't steal anything . . . I don't think.
Things I Like: Ho, boy, this could take a while. Let's see. 1). LINK! I love Link. 2). Lyef. He's a made-up character, created by myshadowspirit. She hasn't actually written about him yet . . . but she will! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! That brings me to . . . 3). Laughing evilly like a crazed demented monkey. I'm not very good at laughing evilly, but Jackie (myshadowspirit) is really good at it. She's also good at roaring. Unlike her brother, who sounds like a seal. 4). Being hyper. The greatest tool for getting hyper is grape soda and a very good, crazy friend. 5). Van Fanel. He's so sad and cool. FYI, he's from Escaflowne. 6). HUNTER! From Rose Zemlya's "The Return." And "Reconciliations." He's awesome. 7). Yoshi! One word: Adorable. 8). Making annoying quotation faces. Unfortunately, they won't show up on this stupid thing! So make a colon and a captial P, a parentthesis, an O, or a D.It's fun! 9). Dark Link. He's so sad! 10). JACKIE! My bestest friend in the whole wide world. 11). Benny and Joon. Seriously, one of the best movies ever. Watch it.
Things I Would Like to Tear Apart and Eat For a BedTime Snack: You're afraid now, aren't you? 1). Alan. From Escaflowne. He sucks. 2). School. I know i can't tear apart or eat that, but . . . too bad! 3). Spelling. I can't spell. 4). The "Tuckers". You don't wanna know. 5).Math. It's an alien torure concept used by sadistic, evil beings designed to make poor innocent children suffer.
Appearance: Tall(ish), blonde, blue eyes. Yeah. I'm wondrous. A look-alike to a chimpanzee. My friend disagrees. She claims that her brother (the one who roars like a seal) looks like a chimpanzee. I ask her what I DO look like. She says Barbie. I'm offended. She atempts to repair the damage by saying I look like Barbie's little sister. Still offended. Thinking about eating her for a bedtime snack. She wants her stuffed horse Cuddles to kiss me. I want to throw Cuddles out the window. Wow. I got off topic, huh? Ok . . . pretend I'm a floating head. That does NOT look like Barbie. Make up your own assumption of my appearance. Go crazy (I am. It's rather fun).
http://hail-nekoyasha.deviantart.com/
(points to above link) That's not me, I just think she's really funny.
Random: My stories. They're not over unless I write The End or To Be Continued. So don't stop reading. Ok? Can your teeny tiny brains comprehend that? Alalalalala . . . yeah. If you want to insult them, feel welcome. But I will make Jackie destroy you. She's thrilled. She enjoys destroying stuff. She keeps distorting Cuddles and asking if I can do that. It's rather annoying. I should warn her that she'll probably accidentally throw her horse out the window if she keeps spinning it on her arm. I won't. Jackie wishes horses could purr.
There's your peek into the wonder that is me. And Jackie.
Before you go, I will paint a mental picture in your head: A stuffed horse breakdancing to some random song. That is what I am looking at right now.
Toodles!
Oh, yeah: As I forgot to put a disclaimer on my story, I'm sticking it here. Disclaimer: UnlessI made up the character, I don't own it. K?
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You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Nifty Quotes: If you have a quote, and it's nifty, then email me, and I'll add it to the QUOTES OF FAME! i don't have a lot, so i need some NIFTY QUOTES!
--birthday card:
"It's your birthday! So eat, drink, and be . . . (inside) . . . drunk and fat."
--Animorphs: book something-or-other:
Marco: "I was thinking--"
Rachel: "I'll get you a card to commemorate the moment."
--my friends playing Soul Caliber II:
Mitsurugi: "My name is Mitsurugi! Remember it!"
Jackie: "Right. So . . . what's your name?"
Jacob (as Mitsurugi): "AARRGGGH!"
--"I, the great Hero of Time, saviour of Hyrule, and King of the Gerudo, the one who has made a point of being a pain in the collective side of all black magic users and politicians in general, who has told Aghanim to his face that I hate his guts, and who's tried to punch him on more than one occasion, have been locked, by said black-magic using, son-of-a-bitch politician whom I hate . . . in a cleaning closet."
-Link, from The Reconciliation by Lady Rose
--Submitted by IEatChicken:
"When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it
say?"
"Lips hold secrets wheras eyes can't hold any."
"Pain doesn't hurt when it's all you've ever felt."
"I like walking in the rain 'cause no one can see I'm
crying."
"Happiness is ice cream!"
"The more I risk, the more I am alive."
"Curiosity leads to interesting new places."
--Avatar; The last airbender:
Katara (after giant explosiony thing): "what IS that?"
Sokka (after drinking scary cactus juice that makes people hallucinate): "IT'S . . . A GIANT . . . MUSHROOM! Maybe it's friendly!"
--"What the hell's a heinous?" ahaha. Written by me, spoken by Nabooru in Genesis. Prolly the first and last time that'll happen. I just laugh every time i read it.
--This is from Fruits Basket: Volume Eleven, Chapter Whatever. anyway, Yuki, Haru, Kyo, and all those other dudes are lighting rockets.
Haru: "I want to do these." (holds up bottle rockets)
Yuki: "What kind are those? Do they fly?"
Haru: "Dunno. Read the instructions." (picks up bottle rocket)
Yuki: (reading the instructions. duh) "'Put it in a bottle, pointed away from you, and light the end of the fuse.'"
Haru: (points bottle rocket at Kyo)
Yuki: "It says not to hold it in your hands or point it at people or buildings."
Kyo: "He's pointing it at me!!"
Haru: "It's all right. I'm sure you can dodge it. I believe in you."
Kyo: "Don't believe in me."
Haru: "Think of it like dodgeball with rockets."
Kyo: "LOOK, YOU!! DON'T POINT THEM AT PEOPLE!!"
Ahh . . . Fruits Basket . . . I love you with the passion of . . . an insane person obsessed with a manga.
--Submitted by AnimeOtaku31821:
"Wait, you want me to what, where, when?"
"Elphaba, where I come from, we believe all sorts of things that aren't true-we call it history." - The Wizard from Wicked.
"What're your hobbies?"
"Oh, nothing much...I go out and learn how to beat people with sticks."
"... O.o" -Conversation between myself and a teacher
--The Office:
Dwight: "Micheal wants us to bond, so we need topics for conversation."
Jim: "Ponies."
Dwight: "No."
Ryan: "How about rainbows?"
Dwight: "No."
Jim: "Flowers?"
Dwight: "No."
Ryan: "Make-up?"
Jim: "Right now, this is just my job. If I advance any higher in the company, then this would be my career. And, well, if this were my career? I'd have to throw myself in front of a train."
Pam: "That was tough. I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she didn't like to gamble. Of course, by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her."
Pam: "You know what they say about a car wreck, where it's so awful you can't look away? The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you."
Jim: "What a great year for the Dundies. We got to see Ping, and we learned about Michael's true feelings for Ryan, which was touching. And we heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs, which, for me, has ruined them for life."
Dwight: "Excuse me everyone, can I have your attention, please? I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible, especially the ones that wrote that stuff about Michael on the bathroom wall. Having a bathroom is a privlege. It's called a ladies' room for a reason. And if you cannot behave like ladies, well, then, you are not going to have a bathroom."
Pam: "You're taking away our bathroom?"
Dwight: "We are going to have two men's rooms!"
Phyllis: "But where would we . . . go?"
Pam: "Every so often, Jim dies of boredom."
Jim: "This scented candle I found in the men's bathroom represents the eternal . . . burning of competition. Or something."
Kevin: "It smells like cookies."
Jim: "Yes it does, my friend. Yes it does."
Dwight: "I don't have to see you tomorrow or Sunday, and please don't call me and we'll see how things go on Monday."
Jim: "Wait, one thing. By tomorrow . . . you mean Saturday, right?"
Dwight: "Uh, duh."
Jim (to the camera): "Today is Thursday, but Dwight thinks it's Friday. And . . . that's what I'll be working on all afternoon."
Michael (who has hurt his foot and is in the bathroom): "Help!"
Toby (from outside): "What's up?"
Michael: "Ugh, not you. Get Pam!"
Toby: "I don't think Pam's gonna want to go in the men's room."
Michael: "I've fallen off the toilet. I'm stuck between the toilet and the wall. Get Ryan!"
Ryan: (shakes head)
Michael: "He needs to lift me, and he needs to clean me up a little bit . . . Bring a wet towel . . ."
Ryan: (eyes bug out; shakes his head fiercely and makes a gesture across his throat)
Toby: "Ryan's . . . uh, dead."
Michael: "No he's not. I just saw him."
Toby: "No, he's not . . . Uh, can't you get up by yourself? You only grilled your foot . . ."
Michael: "Yeah . . . okay."
Jim: "I want to clamp Michael's FACE in a George Foreman grill."
Michael: "Last week, I would have given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would've reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. But now, no. I don't have the relationship with them that I thought I did. I hope they ask, so they can hear me say, 'Uh, no. I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney.'"
Jim: "So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate, because Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs."
Jim (to Pam): "I'm in love with you."
Michael: "I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS."
Jim: "The aid to Afghanistan?"
Micheal: "No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS."
Phyllis: "Afghani."
Michael: "What?"
Phyllis: "Afghani."
Michael: "That's a dog."
Pam: "No, that's 'afghan.'"
Michael: "That's a shawl."
Dwight: "Canine AIDS?"
Michael: "No!"
Creed: "Who has AIDS?"
Jim: "Guys, the Afghanistanannis."
Michael: "Okay, you know what? No."
Pam: "It's a nice tux."
Dwight: "I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it, so . . . family heirloom."
Jim: "Y'know, when I saw Dwight, I realized how stupid and petty all those pranks I pulled on him were. And then he spoke. I wonder how hard it would be to get a copy of his room key . . ."
(later . . .)
Jim: "Dwight's room key . . . And Dwight's room. What can I say, old habits die hard."
Ryan: "A few years ago, my family was on safari in Africa. And my cousin . . . Mufasa was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeests. We all took it really hard, all of us kind of in the audience . . . of what happened."
Michael: "Would you like to talk about it some more?"
Ryan: "Oh, it would probably take me about an hour and a half to tell that whole story."
Jim: "I don't have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch. BUT, before I left, I stole some of Dwight's stationary. So, from time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future."
The fax: "Dwight. At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. Cordially, Future Dwight."
Dwight: (looks up and sees Stanley walking into the office with a cup of coffee; jumps up and knocks the coffee out of Stanley's hand and screams, "NO!")
Dwight: "You'll thank me later."
Dwight: "This is a Shrute buck. If you do something good, you'll get one Shrute buck. If you get one thousand Shrute bucks, then you'll get an extra five minutes at lunch."
Dwight: "Don't you want to earn Shrute bucks?"
Stanley: "No. In fact, I'll give you a thousand Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again."
Dwight: "What's the ratio of Stanley nickels to Shrute bucks?"
Stanley: "The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns."
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