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since: 02-23-06, id: 996509, Profile Updated: 07-23-10
country: USA
Author has written 13 stories for Boondock Saints, Sweeney Todd, Naruto, Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow, 21 Jump Street, Twilight, Dragon Age, Elder Scroll series, and Fable.

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you'll never understand why everyone loves High School Musical and thinks Zac Efron is hot, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italics.

If you would be absolutely horrified if High School Musical ended up on Broadway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you HATE High School Musical with a passion, and think those people have no real talent, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (neglect, pet abuse, hunting overall), then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! (Copy and paste this in your profile if you are a Pirate!)

If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed,copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten mad about a guy saying that you can't do something because your a girl, put this in your profile and add your name to this list.gabbi289, TempestStormBFFofMax, Aqua279, PheonixFyre88, Katarina Sparrow 19, .insane.lil.piratess. LunaCangiante

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when you friend all had confuzzled expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.

So many people thought AWE was confusing. I don't know what's wrong with them, it made perfect sense to me! If you could follow AWE when you first saw it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If after seeing At World's End, you thought getting eaten by the Kraken might not be such a bad thing, if you got to go to the Locker and be with multiple Jacks. Copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

if you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtorhang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and don’t even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favourite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-mums glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you have a whole glass of coke in one go and go so hyper you laugh for several hours straight and bounce on your knees on your friend's bed until it breaks (it was an accident okay). Crazy is when you walk up to random people in the swimming pool and do a Rose Tyler impersonation and ask what planet your on. Crazy is when you walk up to someone you've never seen before in the street and sprout some random technobabble that ends with "And that's why you should always carry a banana around with you." Crazy is when you ruin your science exams by answering them using only Gallifreyan numerals and covering it in other random...alien symbols, and then trying to pass it off as legitimate to the Head of Department, by claiming that really, you honestly are a timelady from the planet Gallifrey. Crazy is when you insist on dressing up as Doctor Who characters for an Olympic themed fundraiser, then end up going as an Olympic Torch instead! Crazy is when you can't sit in Physics without nicking the teacher's shaky thing! Crazy is when you do a headstand against you classroom wall and start to sing "By the Sea" from Sweeney Todd. Crazy if when you go to the mall after going to the theater, not giving back the 3-D glasses and standing in front of Victoria's Secret for ten minutes staring at random peole as they walk by wearing said 3-d glasses. If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too.

If you love Cap'n Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

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Copy this onto your profile if you support Sparrabella as much as moi! And add your name to my list too... I like lists!: .insane.lil.piratess., LunaCangiante

If your heart broke for Sweeney Todd when he cried out, "No! Did no-one have mercy on her?", copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever heard someone say me in a nutshell, and wondered if it's actually possible to fit in a nut shell, copy this into your profile.

If you get excited when Johnny Depp's character get's really, REALLY angry, copy this into your profile. (ugh what can I say... that's hot!)

Well then, now that I've gotten all of those out of my system. What's going an peeps, I'm LunaCangiante as you can see. And if you haven't yet guess it, I freakin love Johnny Depp.

Real Name: No it's not Luna (kick ass name though) It's Alayna. (Or the Almighty One... in fact you should just all me that.)

Location: Earth that's all you need to know

Hobbies: I'm on Fanfiction everyday, so if you couldn't guess I like Hockey (lol no seriously) but really I love writing.

Favorite Actor: Just take a freakin guess! LOL but aside from him (can't believe I just said that!) I do like actors such as Ewan McGregor, Gerard Butler, Norman Reedus, Seth Rogan, and so on and so forth

Favorite Actress: Kate Beckingsale (dear god that woman is HOT (yes I'm bisexual if you've got a problem with that please once again proceed to jump off a cliff)), Nicole Kidman, Helena Bonham Carter, and really that is all I can think of right now...

Best Directors of all Time: Tim Burton, George Lucas. That's it

Favorite Movies: Well there are too many to list, but really it's anything with the peeps mentioned above and Up... Never thought I'd cry to a Pixar film.

Favorite Bands: Linkin Park, Pink Floyd are my two most favorites but I like just about anything. I even like some rap, just depends on the mood I'm in. And quite honestly just a thought for all you simple narrow minded peeps who say rap is crap (heh), if it was as bad as you think it is would they be make millions of dollars? No, so let it go.

Favorite Video Game Characters: Altair Ibn La Ahad (rawr), Alistair Theirin (see last set of perenethesis), Ezio Auditore (Once again), Joker (Mass Effect, Seth Green is awesome), Wynne (God she's so funny), Zeveran (if you can't guess what my new favorite game is...), Vincent Valentine, Cloud Strife, James (Fallout 3... he doesn't have a last name I don't think... He's either James or dad), and I'm sure there is like a million more, I just can't think of any right now.

Favorite Books: PotC: Jack Sparrow (don't say it I already know), House of Night series (Zoey makes me giggle and I want to glomp Stark), and really alot of classics

Books that need to DIE: TWILIGHT, ugh Stephanie Meyer has no business in the world of literature, vampires do NOT sparkle. That just took away everything that was ever intimidating about vampires, they're a joke if anything else. Though I like Harry Potter, or at least the first few books, the story really just repeated itself. I mean seriously, the only one that really went into a different direction was the third (favorite) and after that you could really guess what was going to happen.

Now the stuff about fanfiction

What I love about fanfiction-

It is endless, I mean you could think of the most abstract possibilities and make them real, how awesome is that? There really is truely no limit to fanfiction, even if sometimes it goes over the edge, some REALLY good writers can make it work.

What I HATE about fanfiction-

What the mother crap happened to originals? NOT ORIGINAL STORY (I HATE THOSE ON THIS SITE) but everyone writes virtually the same thing. The OC's are the same (ex. Sweeney Todd: I can't tell you HOW MANY OC's either really resembles Lucy, or are completely different and ends up changing Sweeney's view on life (again) Get something new, make an OC who's as crazy as he is. Make him not love her and want her for sex or something anything different). No one has given an abstract thought anymore, it's all the same thing with different names, just try it, expand your thoughts.

Crossovers that will NEVER work-

Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean- two of my favorite movies, but it would never work. Really, I mean there is nothing to connect the stories together.
Star Wars and Boondock Saints- ... NO
From Hell and Sleepy Hollow- I know people have tried to do this. I've read them, and honestly I just don't see it happennig. Props to original, but there are too many factors between Ichabod and Frederick that just will not work.
Pirates of the Caribbean and From Hell- Again it's just not going to work. We've tried, we've failed and now it's just got NOTHING.
Star Wars and Twilight- NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS WILL THAT WORK. Nor will Harry Potter, or anything other big fad. Even Buffy is a bit of a stretch
Pirates and Twilight- NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!! The only good that would come out of that would be if Jack Sparrow killed them all!!
21 Jump Street and Twilight- do I have to say it again?
Eh probably more I just haven't really seen anything.

Crossover I'm almost curious to see-

21 Jump Street and Buffy the Vampire Slayer- okay I know I've done one of them, but I would like to see more people's view on how it would go. Unless you stole the Sweeney idea, that was MINE!
House of Night and (I can't believe I'm saying this) Twilight or Harry Potter- both stories have a linking element... God I hope Zoey just destroys them.
Jump Street and... Well quite honestly there's a lot you could cross over... I just don't see Harry Potter or Twilight (ew ew ew) as one of them!
Star Wars and Naruto- I don't know why but I think, if written right, this could be a very good pairing. Just something about it seems like it would make me happy!
POTC and Naruto- not really sure if this could actually work but it might
Really I'm sure there are more, but once again I'm not really sure.

Things That Will Amuse Me to see-

A 21 Jump Street musical... I'm not joking and I don't know why it would amuse me but it would. I mean... seriously who wouldn't want to see it... imagine Johnny Depp singing... again -swoons-
A fanfiction about Reeft! Seriously, everyone thinks the fanfictions are forgetting Garen and Bant but WTF happened to Reeft? I like Reeft, he likes food... so do I! We're best friend XD!

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1. Just Getting Silly reviews
The usual Anders and Fenris argument... Or is it?
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-20-11 - Anders & Fenris - Complete
2. Not Even A Fair Fight reviews
What would happen if Anders and Edward got into a fight you may ask. I imagine it would be something like this.
Crossover - Twilight & Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-8-11 - Edward & Anders - Complete
3. This Happened Seven Times Already reviews
Just poking some fun at how every Elissa/Alistair romance sounds exactly the same. So don't hit me too hard and review are welcomed.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-23-11 - Alistair & Morrigan - Complete
4. A New Hope reviews
Songfic, Broken Iris A New Hope. FOC's thoughts on Alistair Sacrificing Himself... Oh by the way there may be a spoiler or two... R&R. Reviewers get cheese
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-23-11 - Alistair - Complete
5. History repeats itself » reviews
After the Blight, Alistair didn't die. He instead he wakes up inside the Imperial Prison to chase after a bastard son to be Emperor with a man who kills for profit. Oh how the past repeats itself. Title subject to change rated T for language and violence.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,514 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-18-11 - Published: 7-21-10 - Alistair
6. Not Quite Prince Charming » reviews
When little girls think about their prince charming. The last thing they have in mind is a bastard prince exhiled from his home to become a wandering drunk. Sparrow, unfortunately learned that the hard way. Sparrow/Alistiar rating subject to change.
Crossover - Fable & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,694 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 1-7-11 - Published: 8-20-10 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone & Alistair
7. Frozen reviews
Songfic to Within Temptations "Frozen." Spoilers, read at your own risk. And don't hurt me when you do.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-5-10 - Alistair - Complete
8. Why Do I Do These Things reviews
I interview Bella. Warning, it's not very nice. Rated T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-11-09 - Bella - Complete
9. On the Other Side reviews
For the Halloween season. Tom runs into an old hag and finds his logic being questioned. You want to know the rest? Read it. Happy Hauntings! :D Rated T for language.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-31-09 - Complete
10. Last to Know reviews
Please don't hurt me. It's Jack... Thinking I suppose about Arabella after seeing her with Bill Turner... Songfic Three Days Grace's Last to Know.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-15-09 - Complete
11. I Have Sand in My Underwear Believe It reviews
Just some silliness I got from listening to the special features from one of the movies. not slash, just amusement for the easy to amuse.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-12-09 - Gaara & Naruto U. - Complete
12. Broken reviews
If you want to know what it's about then read it. I'm too lazy for a summary right now.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-28-08 - Sweeney T. & Lucy B. - Complete
13. Zombies Ate My Mother reviews
The title sucks and I finally finished one. 6 year old Connor and Murphy watch a scary movie right before bedtime. Reviews would be awesome
Boondock Saints - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-18-06 - Complete
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