| LunaCangiante |
Author has written 13 stories for Boondock Saints, Sweeney Todd, Naruto, Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow, 21 Jump Street, Twilight, Dragon Age, Elder Scroll series, and Fable. If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you'll never understand why everyone loves High School Musical and thinks Zac Efron is hot, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italics. If you would be absolutely horrified if High School Musical ended up on Broadway, copy and paste this into your profile. If you HATE High School Musical with a passion, and think those people have no real talent, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (neglect, pet abuse, hunting overall), then copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile. If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile! I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! (Copy and paste this in your profile if you are a Pirate!) If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed,copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever gotten mad about a guy saying that you can't do something because your a girl, put this in your profile and add your name to this list.gabbi289, TempestStormBFFofMax, Aqua279, PheonixFyre88, Katarina Sparrow 19, .insane.lil.piratess. LunaCangiante If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when you friend all had confuzzled expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile. So many people thought AWE was confusing. I don't know what's wrong with them, it made perfect sense to me! If you could follow AWE when you first saw it, copy and paste this into your profile. If after seeing At World's End, you thought getting eaten by the Kraken might not be such a bad thing, if you got to go to the Locker and be with multiple Jacks. Copy this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. You know you live in 2007 when... If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and don’t even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favourite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-mums glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you have a whole glass of coke in one go and go so hyper you laugh for several hours straight and bounce on your knees on your friend's bed until it breaks (it was an accident okay). Crazy is when you walk up to random people in the swimming pool and do a Rose Tyler impersonation and ask what planet your on. Crazy is when you walk up to someone you've never seen before in the street and sprout some random technobabble that ends with "And that's why you should always carry a banana around with you." Crazy is when you ruin your science exams by answering them using only Gallifreyan numerals and covering it in other random...alien symbols, and then trying to pass it off as legitimate to the Head of Department, by claiming that really, you honestly are a timelady from the planet Gallifrey. Crazy is when you insist on dressing up as Doctor Who characters for an Olympic themed fundraiser, then end up going as an Olympic Torch instead! Crazy is when you can't sit in Physics without nicking the teacher's shaky thing! Crazy is when you do a headstand against you classroom wall and start to sing "By the Sea" from Sweeney Todd. Crazy if when you go to the mall after going to the theater, not giving back the 3-D glasses and standing in front of Victoria's Secret for ten minutes staring at random peole as they walk by wearing said 3-d glasses. If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too. If you love Cap'n Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile! . . . . . . . .JJJJJJJJJJJJ . . . . . . . .AAA . . . . . . . .CCCCCC . . . . . .KK. . . . . . .KK •.¸ (''•.¸ ¸.•')¸.•' Copy this onto your profile if you support Sparrabella as much as moi! And add your name to my list too... I like lists!: .insane.lil.piratess., LunaCangiante If your heart broke for Sweeney Todd when he cried out, "No! Did no-one have mercy on her?", copy this into your profile. If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you've ever heard someone say me in a nutshell, and wondered if it's actually possible to fit in a nut shell, copy this into your profile. If you get excited when Johnny Depp's character get's really, REALLY angry, copy this into your profile. (ugh what can I say... that's hot!) Well then, now that I've gotten all of those out of my system. What's going an peeps, I'm LunaCangiante as you can see. And if you haven't yet guess it, I freakin love Johnny Depp. Real Name: No it's not Luna (kick ass name though) It's Alayna. (Or the Almighty One... in fact you should just all me that.) Location: Earth that's all you need to know Hobbies: I'm on Fanfiction everyday, so if you couldn't guess I like Hockey (lol no seriously) but really I love writing. Favorite Actor: Just take a freakin guess! LOL but aside from him (can't believe I just said that!) I do like actors such as Ewan McGregor, Gerard Butler, Norman Reedus, Seth Rogan, and so on and so forth Favorite Actress: Kate Beckingsale (dear god that woman is HOT (yes I'm bisexual if you've got a problem with that please once again proceed to jump off a cliff)), Nicole Kidman, Helena Bonham Carter, and really that is all I can think of right now... Best Directors of all Time: Tim Burton, George Lucas. That's it Favorite Movies: Well there are too many to list, but really it's anything with the peeps mentioned above and Up... Never thought I'd cry to a Pixar film. Favorite Bands: Linkin Park, Pink Floyd are my two most favorites but I like just about anything. I even like some rap, just depends on the mood I'm in. And quite honestly just a thought for all you simple narrow minded peeps who say rap is crap (heh), if it was as bad as you think it is would they be make millions of dollars? No, so let it go. Favorite Video Game Characters: Altair Ibn La Ahad (rawr), Alistair Theirin (see last set of perenethesis), Ezio Auditore (Once again), Joker (Mass Effect, Seth Green is awesome), Wynne (God she's so funny), Zeveran (if you can't guess what my new favorite game is...), Vincent Valentine, Cloud Strife, James (Fallout 3... he doesn't have a last name I don't think... He's either James or dad), and I'm sure there is like a million more, I just can't think of any right now. Favorite Books: PotC: Jack Sparrow (don't say it I already know), House of Night series (Zoey makes me giggle and I want to glomp Stark), and really alot of classics Books that need to DIE: TWILIGHT, ugh Stephanie Meyer has no business in the world of literature, vampires do NOT sparkle. That just took away everything that was ever intimidating about vampires, they're a joke if anything else. Though I like Harry Potter, or at least the first few books, the story really just repeated itself. I mean seriously, the only one that really went into a different direction was the third (favorite) and after that you could really guess what was going to happen. Now the stuff about fanfiction What I love about fanfiction- It is endless, I mean you could think of the most abstract possibilities and make them real, how awesome is that? There really is truely no limit to fanfiction, even if sometimes it goes over the edge, some REALLY good writers can make it work. What I HATE about fanfiction- What the mother crap happened to originals? NOT ORIGINAL STORY (I HATE THOSE ON THIS SITE) but everyone writes virtually the same thing. The OC's are the same (ex. Sweeney Todd: I can't tell you HOW MANY OC's either really resembles Lucy, or are completely different and ends up changing Sweeney's view on life (again) Get something new, make an OC who's as crazy as he is. Make him not love her and want her for sex or something anything different). No one has given an abstract thought anymore, it's all the same thing with different names, just try it, expand your thoughts. Crossovers that will NEVER work- Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean- two of my favorite movies, but it would never work. Really, I mean there is nothing to connect the stories together. Crossover I'm almost curious to see- 21 Jump Street and Buffy the Vampire Slayer- okay I know I've done one of them, but I would like to see more people's view on how it would go. Unless you stole the Sweeney idea, that was MINE! Things That Will Amuse Me to see- A 21 Jump Street musical... I'm not joking and I don't know why it would amuse me but it would. I mean... seriously who wouldn't want to see it... imagine Johnny Depp singing... again -swoons- | |||||||||
1. Just Getting Silly reviewsThe usual Anders and Fenris argument... Or is it?Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-20-11 - Anders & Fenris - Complete2. Not Even A Fair Fight reviewsWhat would happen if Anders and Edward got into a fight you may ask. I imagine it would be something like this.Crossover - Twilight & Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-8-11 - Edward & Anders - Complete3. This Happened Seven Times Already reviewsJust poking some fun at how every Elissa/Alistair romance sounds exactly the same. So don't hit me too hard and review are welcomed.Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-23-11 - Alistair & Morrigan - Complete4. A New Hope reviewsSongfic, Broken Iris A New Hope. FOC's thoughts on Alistair Sacrificing Himself... Oh by the way there may be a spoiler or two... R&R. Reviewers get cheeseDragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-23-11 - Alistair - Complete5. History repeats itself » reviewsAfter the Blight, Alistair didn't die. He instead he wakes up inside the Imperial Prison to chase after a bastard son to be Emperor with a man who kills for profit. Oh how the past repeats itself. Title subject to change rated T for language and violence.Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,514 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-18-11 - Published: 7-21-10 - Alistair6. Not Quite Prince Charming » reviewsWhen little girls think about their prince charming. The last thing they have in mind is a bastard prince exhiled from his home to become a wandering drunk. Sparrow, unfortunately learned that the hard way. Sparrow/Alistiar rating subject to change.Crossover - Fable & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,694 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 1-7-11 - Published: 8-20-10 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone & Alistair7. Frozen reviewsSongfic to Within Temptations "Frozen." Spoilers, read at your own risk. And don't hurt me when you do.Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-5-10 - Alistair - Complete8. Why Do I Do These Things reviewsI interview Bella. Warning, it's not very nice. Rated T for languageTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-11-09 - Bella - Complete9. On the Other Side reviewsFor the Halloween season. Tom runs into an old hag and finds his logic being questioned. You want to know the rest? Read it. Happy Hauntings! :D Rated T for language.21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-31-09 - Complete10. Last to Know reviewsPlease don't hurt me. It's Jack... Thinking I suppose about Arabella after seeing her with Bill Turner... Songfic Three Days Grace's Last to Know.Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-15-09 - Complete11. I Have Sand in My Underwear Believe It reviewsJust some silliness I got from listening to the special features from one of the movies. not slash, just amusement for the easy to amuse.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-12-09 - Gaara & Naruto U. - Complete12. Broken reviewsIf you want to know what it's about then read it. I'm too lazy for a summary right now.Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-28-08 - Sweeney T. & Lucy B. - Complete13. Zombies Ate My Mother reviewsThe title sucks and I finally finished one. 6 year old Connor and Murphy watch a scary movie right before bedtime. Reviews would be awesomeBoondock Saints - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-18-06 - Complete