| Elizabeth Bartlett |
Author has written 26 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, and Torchwood. What can I say about me? Fandoms that you can usually find me abounding in: Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Supernatural, NCIS, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Firefly/Serenity, Sanctuary, and Dark Angel. I think that Michael Shanks is totally hot as is Paul McGillion. (the writers on the SGA staff must die I tell you, DIE, for what they did to Carson) And I feel that there was some Unresolved Sexual Tention between Janet and Daniel. I'm a big Sci-fi junkie and am into almost all 'Star Trek' shows (wasn't so hot about 'Enterprise'). Have posted a number of my stories on a different site, but am posting on this one so I can get reviews on how to improve them. My friends consider me "interesting" (their words, not mine). My friend Katie (AbydosGoddess) was the one to get me into 'Stargate' and I haven't looked back since. Music is my muse; I'll listen to almost anything but am more of a punk/rock/indie fan as well as the classics with an obsession of 70's and 80's music (I keep telling my friends that I was born in the wrong decade). Am working on my BA degree in History/Education so my bunnies are being diverted to writing papers on those subjects. So as a result my stories are going to take a bit longer to finish. Parings: SG-1; Daniel/Vala, Daniel/Janet (while she was alive) Atlantis; Beckett/Cadman, Weir/McKay, John/Teyla, Lorne/Elizabeth Sanctuary; Helen/Dect. Joe (aka Kavan Smith's character and yes that's right, I ship them) Favorite 'Stargate' quotes: Jack: What kind of archaeologist carries a gun? Colonel Dixon: Yeah, all-night screaming, projectile vomiting, nuclear diapers... you have no idea. The reason they make them so damn cute is so you don't suffocate them in their sleep. Jay Felger: Something hinky's definitely going on here, and it's up to you and me to find out what it is. Jack: ...and after that, I kind of lost my temper. McKay: Look, the first siege of Atlantis lasted for years. I mean, with only one functioning Zed P.M, we can't expect to hold on that long. Princess Bride: Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Buttercup: You mock my pain. Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Grandpa: Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The End. Westley: As you wish. -update as of 11/16/09- Finished Works: Not Your Normal Teaching Job. A Mary-Sueish story. Follows the adventures of the new teacher on Atlantis' school. Girl's Poker Night: Max's Turn. Companion piece to Reefgirl's, Nenya's, and BiteMeTechie's peices. Poker night is a mixture of laughs and revilations for the girls. Something To Say. Takes place after 'Not Your Normal Teaching Job'. Max finally gathers up the nerve to tell Logan. How will he respond? Posted on my LJ (link above) under the 'max and logan' tag Try Try Again. Max says yes to a date with Evan, but it's easier said than done. Jinxed to Begin With. All of the commanders of the Prometheus or Oddessy seem to end up dead. Is the job jinxed? (This is just a silly one shot that came to me after watching 'Company of Theives' and realizing that the people who take the job of commanding the Earth ships seem to have a short life span.) Best Laid Plans. Lorne thought that parenting and marriage would be no problem while on Atlantis. Yeah Right. You'll need a Holiday from this Holiday. Nothing is normal in Cardiff anymore. Not even holidays. The Once and Future King. "You're telling me that Camelot is real? Somehow I find that hard to believe." Works in progress: It's Complicated. Things are always interesting on Atlantis, but they become even more so when a blue box suddenly appears and with it four strange travelers as well as the appearance of a old and deadly enemy. Doctor Who/Torchwood/SGA xover. ON HOLD DUE TO SCHOOL WORK AND LACK OF BUNNIES. Butterflies and Hurricanes. (cowritten with AbydosGoddess) Jack Harkness promised that he'd look after her family through the years. But he didn't know how hard that would be. Southern Charm. Jack Harkness is no longer allowed to attend weddings. Especially ones in the South. (companion piece to 'You'll need a holiday from this holiday') Plot Bunnies that won't leave me alone: Untitled. an NCIS/SGA crossover. When a petty officer is found dead next to a DC nightclub with an unknown substance in her system, the NCIS team must find out who killed her and what the substance is. When the team meets a Major Lorne, an AF pilot based in Colorado, under questionable circumstances Gibbs has a gut feeling that what goes on at Cheyenne Mountain isn't what it seems. From the Start. Evan has never left a man behind and he wasn't going to start with Max. (I should warn people that this isn't going to be a pretty fic. There are going to be elements of torture and rape in it as well as plenty of Lorne angst.) Cowritten with BiteMeTechie. (I know it's been up here forever but I'm shelving it for the time being. But I will get back to it eventually...as soon as a muse beats me into writing it again). The Curious Case of Piper Halliwell. Charmed/SGA crossover. It's said that everyone has a twin somewhere in the world, but what about different galaxies? | |||||||||||
1. It's Complicated » reviewsThings are always interesting on Atlantis, but they become even more so when a blue call box suddenly appears and with it four strange travelers as well as the appearance of a old and deadly enemy.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,446 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 11-11-09 - Published: 1-2-08 - E. Lorne2. Butterflies and Hurricanes » reviewsJack Harkness promised that he'd look after her family through the years. But he didn't know how hard that would be. cowritten with AbydosGoddess.Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,798 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7-3-09 - Published: 7-29-08 - Owen H. & Jack H.3. Life on Atlantis reviewsLife was never dull in Pegasus.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-22-08 - E. Lorne - Complete4. The Once and Future King reviewsYou're telling me that Camelot was real? Somehow I find that hard to believe."Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-28-08 - Jack H. - Complete5. The Good Always Die Young reviewsJack's thoughts at the end of it all. SPOILERS FOR 'EXIT WOUNDS'Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-20-08 - Jack H. - Complete6. You'll need holiday from this holiday » reviewsNothing's normal in Cardiff anymore, including holidays.Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,145 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-26-08 - Published: 2-21-08 - Jack H. - Complete7. Karma reviewsYou all know the saying. Set post 'Day One' R&R.Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-23-07 - Owen H. - Complete8. Best Laid Plans » reviewsLorne thought that marriage and parenting would be no problem while on Atlantis. Yeah Right. R&R.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,659 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 10-10-07 - Published: 8-13-07 - E. Lorne - Complete9. Movie Night reviewsNo one was sure when Movie Night started, but they were glad just the same. R&R.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-13-07 - Complete10. New York or Bust » reviewsThis is what happens when OCs are left to their own devices during 'The Return Pts.1&2'. R&R! Ch16 Lydia is no longer allowed to go online.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,004 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 7-29-07 - Published: 5-12-07 - Complete11. That kind of day » reviewsThe day had started out so promising but it ended up being one of those days. Spoilers for Sunday R&R.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 7-15-07 - E. Lorne - Complete12. Jinxed To Begin With? reviewsAll of the commanders of the Prometheus or Oddessy seem to end up dead. Is the job jinxed? R&R!Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-1-07 - Complete13. Not Your Normal Teaching Job » reviewsWhen the teacher for Atlantis' new school arrives, the adventure of a lifetime begins. R&R. The Final Chapter is up!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 39 - Words: 71,586 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 3-21-07 - Published: 8-7-06 - E. Lorne - Complete14. Try Try Again » reviewsA date in the Pegasus Galaxy is easier said than done.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-19-07 - Published: 1-26-07 - E. Lorne - Complete15. Girl’s poker night: Max's Turn reviewsPoker night is a mixture of laughter and startling confessions for these four ladies.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-10-07 - Complete16. Flowers reviewsHe always brought her flowers.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-16-06 - Elizabeth W. & Rodney M. - Complete17. Fun in the Sun » reviewsVala gets the boys to have a little fun on the beach.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-1-06 - Published: 6-23-06 - Vala & Jackson, D. - Complete18. Second Chances » reviewsVala's looking for buried treasure at the start of Avalon. Please R&R!Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-30-06 - Published: 5-13-06 - Jackson, D. & Vala - Complete19. Dark Secret » reviewsNow she knows.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,859 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 6-27-06 - Published: 6-15-06 - Carson B. & Laura C. - Complete20. The Resurrection of Carson » reviewsDeath by glomping. What a way to go. Companion piece to 'When Plot Bunnies Attack'. R&R.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-26-06 - Published: 6-25-06 - Carson B. - Complete21. A Question of Quantum Leap Proportions reviewsTeyla makes an interesting connection. LJ challenge fic.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-22-06 - Carson B. - Complete22. The Ring reviewsCarson's tells Emily about her grandmother. Please R&R!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-6-06 - Carson B. & Laura C. - Complete23. Daniel and the horse reviewsIt was one of those days.....Please R&R!Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-28-06 - Jackson, D. - Complete24. Damien, fish of the Underworld reviewsDaniel's goldfish wasn't so normal after all.... Please R&R.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-27-06 - Jackson, D. - Complete25. Art of Being » reviewsWhat makes Daniel tick. It's a bit of silliness really. Hammond spots the lists and isn't happy. Please R&R!Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-23-06 - Published: 4-21-06 - Jackson, D. - Complete26. Through a child's eye reviewsHow Daniel sees his parent's die.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-21-06 - Jackson, D. - Complete