Update: I'm in the process of recovering...and now you may ask "From what now?" Okay, my cat, great-grandma, and grandpa died all within a month. I thought for sure that November would be soooo much better, but alas, it's started off with a BANG as well. Of all things, my computer died. And I mean, it died. I lost everything...all my pictures, videos, files, word documents, music...everything. My hard drive failed on Friday night (11/6/09) and I ordered a new hard drive that Monday, which came today (11/11/09) and I installed it and now my computer is thankfully working and alive again. Here's the kicker...I just bought this computer in June, 4 months ago. Luckily it was still under warranty and everything is being replaced for free. But now I have to go through and get everything that I lost...and I don't know how long that's going to take. I was almost done writing the next chapter of HPRH, but that was obliterated by the evilness of technology, which means I have to scrape my brain and start all over. I apologize, I don't know how long this will take. I swear, if it weren't for bad luck I wouldn't have any luck at all.

"You've forgotten your name and your memories; you're not even sure what you are anymore. Everything that ties you to the world you once knew is gone. I am the only thing that you can believe in. From now on, I will shape your reality." ~Megatron

Name: Mistress Megatron
Nicknames: Angel, Sound, Mistress, M&M, Double-M
Gender: Female
Age: 18
Country: USA
Favorite Music: Rock/Hard Rock
Favorite Bands/Artists: Sirenia, Lunatica, Poets of the Fall, Nightwish, Disturbed, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Within Temptation, Evanescence, Red, Nickelback, Skillet, Saliva, Spineshank, 3 Doors Down, Breaking Benjamin, Breaking Point, Puddle of Mudd, Staind, etc.
Favorite TV Shows Currently: Transformers, Batman the Animated Series
Favorite Characters:
Transformers: Megatron, Barricade, Jetfire, Wing-Saber, Starscream, Nemesis Prime
Batman: Joker, Harley Quinn
Favorite Color: Red
Closest Friends: Mrs. Optimus Prime, Livinglife (IRL), Spiritimus Prime, Supreme Starscream, Raveen92, CodeRed73, Clouds7, Cosmic Hostility (IRL)

M.O. Creative Solutions:
Mrs. Optimus Prime and I have created our own account where we post stories together. Check us out at this link: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1642166/

Decree:

-I support flamers and ConCrit
-I do not flame people
-I don't read or write slash/yaoi/yuri
-I take time to write a worthy review for the writer, other than something such as "Good chapter," which get's very annoying after a while

I joined this site forever ago it feels like, it took me a whole year just to post my first story, a craptacular piece that I just threw together and was elated when I got a whole 2 reviews for the first chapter. Now, here I am, many stories later, still going strong and loving what FanFiction has provided for me: loyal fans, many loyal friends and friendemies (friends/enemies), and the chance for me to improve my writing skills.

Future Stories:

Stories with a ! after the title means I may not do them.

Blood and Oil
This story is for raveen92...a Decepticon romance...involving vampires. Takes place after the Cybertron series. Laurie was the average girl, she may have lived in Oregon, but that didn't make her different, not until she had a couple vampires chasing after her and her only protection came from the evilest being in the universe, Megatron, the leader of the Decepticons. Rated T and later bumped up to an M. (Uploaded after Begging for Mercy is finished).

Roses in the Abyss
This story is for CodeRed73...One cold, rainy night, Optimus Prime hears something outside his door, and when he opens it, he finds a femme outside who is lost, scared and confused. Optimus allows her to stay with him and he is eager to help her, especially when he finds out she was a slave in a Decepticon slave trading ring. The "fourth" in the Reoccurring Dreams trilogy. (Uploaded when I get the time). Rated T.

Love You to Death
The sequel to My Life Began With You. After Armada, Optimus invites several human scientists to tag along with the Autobot team. One such scientist is Dr. Roderick Derincavaul, who, unbeknownst to Optimus and the rest of the Autobots, despises the TF race with a passion. He spends his free time devising a virus that will wipe out the TF race, and one day, when he thinks he has it, he downloads it into Optimus Prime, reassuring the Autobot leader that it will just update his hardware. Instead, it causes him to double-spark, and another being begins to form inside him, known as Nemesis Prime. This virus causes him to be utterly violent, and Jessica is at his mercy. (Uploaded when I get time). Rated T and possibly bumped up to M.

My Mortal
Optimus falls so in love with a human that he would give up anything to be with her...including one thing he can never get back. Set in 2007 Movieverse. (Uploaded after Her Passionate Road Home is finished). Rated T.

Breaking from Misery
(The sequel to Begging for Mercy) Rescued was the last thing Mercy wanted to be now, she wanted to be saved...everything was all a mistake. But if she told the Autobots she was with the Decepticons willingly instead of against her will, they never would let her go. And why wouldn't that one Autobot leave her alone?

Master's Darkness
(Energon...Rated T) Megatron had hoped to show that Autobots could easily be turned into Decepticons by giving Inferno Decepticon programming...but he failed. Undaunted by his failure however, Megatron decides to try again, but to a different degree, and the new Autobot femme looks like a very promising target. Will be very dark.

College Life:

Email I received:
Dear Workers

According to my records you were not in attendance for the mandatory meeting on Tuesday morning. You must get in contact with myself, (names and phone numbers kept secrect) in the dining hall. You must pick your shits and recieve your uniorms while getting a student worker manual. Work starts promptly on Thursday morning for the shits you sign up for. Without hearing from you, your position will be filled by another student and you will not be able to work for the year on campus.
Thank you,
Student Manager.

Will (name of character in a rape awareness play): My dick is so huge, it's going to replace Megatron in Transformers Three!
Me: Eh...

Random Quotes of Life:

Me: Why are guys good at Math?
Mom: Because the first thing on their mind is sex. Math is second.

Me: First time I went out to eat with Brandon I was a pile of nerves.
Mrs. Optimus Prime: Aw.
Me: Now I fart and do whatever in front of him...
Mrs. Optimus Prime: ROFL!

Mike: Psh, homework's for the weak!! Lol, jk!! I can't help it I don't like hmwk...it's like a curse!
Me: Tell me about it...it's like a menstrual cycle, it never ends.
Mike: LMAO!! Wow...
Me: Boredom is dangerous, it makes you say strange things. Now I'm getting chocolate or something.
Mike: I already had some...well it was like a chocolate brownie with caramel on top! It wasn't the greatest, but it was ok-ish.
Me: Anything chocolate will do.
Mike: Chocolate poop?
Me: ...No...

The fine print for something my sister downloaded online: You may not use this software in any circumstances where there is any risk that failure of this software might result in a physical injury or loss of life.

iHear Things: We both made a really weird noise at the same time...

Dad: So Martin is your great uncle?
Brandon: Yeah and that makes me his great niece.
Me: Bwahahaha!
Brandon: I mean...!

Me: What kind of beer?
Supreme Starscream: Bud. Like the shithead from Cybertron.

Okay, before I get on with this one, I'll just have you know that after gym class I said to livinglife that I'm going to have a son named Gym Nasium and the teacher who is referenced in this is Mr. Fayle (pronounced fail):
Me: Yeah it's our last project grade too.
livinglife: Wow. He might F yah for that one. Fail...not f--k.
Me: LOL! I hope not f--k.
livinglife: Ewies. Then you could have a son named Gym Fayle.
Me: Ew. But funny.
livinglife: And then Gym Fayle would flunk PE, and you'd be like, "Gym Fayle, why'd you fail gym?"

After gym class in the locker room:
livinglife: Sockery-rockery-dock
Me: The sock ran up the clock
livinglife: Two socks came down because of an electric shock (or something like that)
Me: From a toenail

"I feel like I'm gonna barf all over this fancy computer..." ~livinglife

"If you give a man fire, he'll be warm for a day. If you light a man on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life." ~Adric H.

A friend of mine, Mike E., was filling out a random survery and one of the questions on it asked: What would you do if you opened up your front door only to find a dead person? His response: "I have no idea...maybe scream, like a MAN!"