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since: 02-25-06, id: 997582, Profile Updated: 08-05-09
country: United States
Author has written 21 stories for Teen Titans, Danny Phantom, and South Park.

Hi I'm Hamster Fan!

My real name is Rachel and I'm 17.

I'm sure that you have already guessed that I love hamsters and I do. I used to have a dwarf hamster as a pet but she died :( I now have a kitty but I still love hamsters. My favorite TV show is Teen Titans. I just can't get enough of that show. My favorite characters are Robin and Starfire. I love to read Fan Fiction stories about them. Some other things I like to do besides reading Fan Fiction stories is; playing video games, watching TV, and playing tennis. Anyway enough about me I want you to please read and review my stories, but no flames please.

This is a South Park version of me. I think it turned out pretty nice.

Favorite TV shows

Teen Titans (I love it)

South Park

Robot Chicken

Invader Zim

Family Guy

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Spongebob

Danny Phantom

Futurama

Courge the Cowardly Dog

My Favorite cartoon characters

Robin (he is sooo hot)

Starfire

Stitch

Gir

All four South Park boys

Patrick

Spongebob

Master Shake

Meatwad

Bender

Foamy

Courage

Some quotes that I like

(in no particular order)

Teen Titans

Raven: Evil beware, we have waffles.

Robin: uh.., well..., umm

Starfire: It appears that the Grishnick has got your tounge.

Robin: Sigh Shoulda let that slug eat me while I had the chance.

Beast Boy: Okay. Why did the aardvark cross the road?

Raven: To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him?

Robin and Cyborg laugh

Robin: Now that's funny.

Starfire holdind bacon over her head

Starfire: Observe, I am a Rorfian Zaccar

She giggles while Beast Boy and Cyborg stare at her.

Starfire: On my planet this is hilarious.

Beast Boy and Cyborg start to laugh.

Robin: We can't let Starfire go through with this! (getting married)

Cyborg: Come on man. You sure you're not just, you know, jealous?

Robin: This can't be any creepier then that documentary on hot dogs Starfire made us watch.

Starfire: It was facinating, I hade no idea Earth people ate so many pigs and insects!

Cyborg looks sick then throws up behind the couch.

Beast Boy: Now I know how George Washington felt when Napolian beat him at Pearl Harbor.

Danny Phantom

Tucker: Am I boring you?

Sam: You're killing me!

Jazz: There is nowhere you can go where I can't follow.

Danny smiles and walkes into the Boy's bathroom.

Jazz: Execpt there.

Danny is cracking up laughing.

Sam: Are you done yet?

Danny: No

He continues to laugh.

Danny: Okay now I'm done.

Tucker: Wow that thing really works. And I spent the first nine years of my school life accually reading!

Invader Zim

Gir: I wanna be a mongoose.

Zim: Why is there bacon in the soap!

Gir: I made it myself!

Zim: Gir! Stop messing with that, it's giving off mass waves of stupidness!

Gir crying: Why! Why my piggy! I lovded you piggy! I lovded you!

Futurama (caution some language)

Bender: Why don't you interface with my ass? By biting it!

Leela: We're trying our best.

Bender: Your best is an idiot! So far it's been crap after crap!

Bender: You know there are many things in life that I will kill for; money, vengence, Marten'o'Mally's weed hacker. But at long last I found something that I'm willing to die for, this mindless turtle.

Fry: Bender this world isn't good enough for you.

Bender: Not even close.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Shake seeing Carl's body all made of eyeballs: Is he going to be able to chase us? Because if I woke up looking like that I would just run to the nearest living thing and kill it.

Meatwad: What does DNA stand for?

Carl: It stand for do not enter my pool ... assman!

Meatwad: Are we going to Jeffy's house?

Shake: You know what? Bing! I just killed Jeffy with my mind.

Meatwad starts crying.

Meatwad holding a phone: Hello Japan.

Shake: who the hell you you know in Japan?!

Meatwad: Yes connect me to Godzilla please.

More to come when I think of them.

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1. I'm So Lost Without You reviews
Stan Marsh has hit an all time low. He has gone Goth again, is back on playing Heroin Hero, and has stopped talking to everyone. All this because Kyle had broken up with him for an unknown reason. STYLE slash. Don't like then don't read. Please R&R.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-4-09 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
2. Careful What You Wish For II » reviews
Apparently Stan did not learn his lesson before. When he feels depressed he wishes that he was never born. How will this effect everyone else? Still only friendship. Please read and review.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-24-09 - Published: 11-1-09 - Stan M. & Kyle B.
3. Lil' Super Heroes » reviews
After an accident at the toxic waste factory. The four boys gain super powers. They then decide to protect their home town, but will they all stay heroes? Contains NO slash. Please read and review. Harsh flames will be ignored. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,855 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 10-23-09 - Published: 5-24-09 - Complete
4. Careful What You Wish For » reviews
After Stan and Kyle get into the biggest fight of their lives between each other Stan makes a wish that he later regrets. Friendship only. Please read and review. Complete!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 8-14-09 - Published: 1-10-09 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
5. Tattooed Boys » reviews
After accidentally getting high on paint fumes the four boys get tattoos and later highly regret it. Now they have to go on an adventure to get them taken off. No Slash. Please read and review but NO flames please. Complete!
South Park - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,433 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 5-5-09 - Published: 9-21-08 - Complete
6. Stan's Horrible Gift » reviews
After an accident Stan realizes that he is suddenly able to predict bad things happening to people in the near future. What happens when he suddenly predicts the tragic death of his best friend? No slash just strong friendship. Complete!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 1-25-09 - Published: 10-15-08 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
7. Mistletoe reviews
I think the title says it all. Stan/Kyle fluffy oneshot. Please R&R.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-15-08 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
8. Ice reviews
After an accident occurs at Stark's pond. True feelings are realized. StanxKyle Slash. Please read and review but don't flame me.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-28-08 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
9. Resurrection » reviews
Complete! When Stan supposedly "dies" Kyle doesn't take it well. So to try and get him back he uses an Indian burial ground to bring Stan back to life. This doesn't exactly work out as planned. This is not a slash and they are not teenagers. No Flames.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,076 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 6-5-08 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
10. Arrival of a Rival » reviews
Complete! What if Beast Boy had secretly liked Starfire? What if he decided to come out of the shadows and show his feelings towards her? What kind of issues will this cause? A RobinxStarfirexBeastBoy love triangle. Robin vs. BB. Rated for teen drama.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 9-13-08 - Published: 6-18-08 - Beast Boy & Robin - Complete
11. Goodbye Wendy reviews
Wendy breaks up with Stan again and he handles it very badly. It's up to his super best friend to snap him out of it. Style slash. Please R&R but No flames.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-22-08 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
12. Invisible » reviews
After playing in the woods with his friends Kyle realizes that all of a sudden no one can see or hear him. Everyone desperatly searches for him during a blizzard even though he's right in front of them. Is he dead, going insane or something else? Nonslash
South Park - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,612 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 6-1-08 - Published: 2-26-08 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
13. Toxic » reviews
Complete-A serious accident happens to Robin at the chemical factory. Will it be fatal or will something else happen? some RxS Please R&R No flames please. 11000 hits!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,881 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 1-20-07 - Robin & Starfire - Complete
14. Reincarnated » reviews
Complete, Starfire dies and it turns out that Robin needs her a lot more than anyone thought. Because of this she gets to come back, but not as a person. Will she be able to help Robin? RobxStar Please R&R No flames please. 10000 hits!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 5-3-07 - Starfire & Robin - Complete
15. A Parallel Universe » reviews
Complete, Cyborg's new invention accidentally transports the Titans to a parallel universe. They meet their parallel universe selves and in this world everything the Titans are the other is not. Very Funny. Please read and review but no flames please
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,925 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 12-16-07 - Published: 5-28-07 - Complete
16. Unaccepted » reviews
Complete-Danny's parents find out his secret and don't accept him. What will Sam do about this? DxS Please R&R but no flames please. Over 17000 hits!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 5-17-07 - Published: 11-23-06 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete
17. One Week » reviews
[Complete] The Titans decide to go to the doctors for checkups and Robin's results arn't too good. I know, bad summary. RobinxStarfire. R&R No Flames please.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,045 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 11-28-06 - Published: 9-29-06 - Robin & Starfire - Complete
18. It's Like a Nightmare reviews
Starfire is kidnapped by Slade and Robin comes to save her. More original than it sounds. RobinxStarfire. Please R&R and No Flames. Rated for safety.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-4-06 - Robin & Starfire - Complete
19. Halloween Horror reviews
A simple walk through the city at night turns into a disaster. In my opinion it's scary. Please R&R but no flames please. Rated for safety.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-30-06 - Robin & Starfire - Complete
20. Danny's Clone » reviews
Complete! Vlad managed to make an exact clone of Danny. Vlad then kidnapped the real Danny while the clone is out terrorizing Amity park. Please read and review. No flames please Over 10000 hits!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,281 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 10-22-06 - Published: 7-3-06 - Dan Phantom & Vlad M. - Complete
21. Switched My Story » reviews
[Complete] Slade has a new weapon. He used it to switch all of the Titans powers and abilities with each other. Now the Titans must stop Slade from taking over when they can barely control their new powers. Some RobxStar. New Info on the Teen Titans Movie
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,117 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-3-06 - Published: 3-5-06 - Robin & Starfire - Complete
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