Top Crushes from Movies:
3. Jack Skellington
2. Will Turner
1. Lewis
Top Villains:
6. Barkis Bittern
5. Victor Quartermaine
4. Doris
3. Davy Jones
2. Oogie Boogie
1. Bowler Hat Guy
Favorite Movie Quotes:
Whippet Angel: All dogs go to heaven because, unlike people, dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind.
Carface: MORONS! I'm surrounded by MORONS!
Itchy Itchiford: In him there's the luck of the Irish.
Charlie: The pride of the German.
Itchy Itchiford: Even, he-he, a bit of Siam.
Charlie: Siam? There's the calm of the English.
Itchy Itchiford: The charm of the Spanish.
Charlie: A pedigree certainly ain't what I am. So call me a mixed-up pup.
Itchy Itchiford: You're a mixed-up pup.
Charlie: But the only way this pup knows is up!
Carface: Charlie's alive, and I know he's got the girl. Killer, this is strike two. You're out.
Killer: No, boss! I have one more strike, boss! Honest!
Last lines
Carface: Argh! I'm gonna get that gator!
Whippet Angel: Touch that watch, and you can never come back.
Carface: Shut up.
Whippet Angel: Angry I said, touch that watch, and you can never come back!
Charlie: He'll be back.
Itchy Itchiford: Yah! Someone's got me by the tail!
Charlie: I got you by the tail!
Itchy Itchiford: Why don't you tell somebody you're gonna do that?
Charlie: You know, it's not worth it being with you. It's not.
Itchy Itchiford: Your hands are cold, too.
Anne-Marie: Charlie, will I ever see you again?
Charlie: Sure you will, kid. You know goodbyes aren't forever.
Anne-Marie: Then goodbye, Charlie. I love you.
Charlie: Yep... I love you too. (-All Dogs Go To Heaven)
Raye - Sailor Mars: Serena's friends are accusing Serena of scaring Luna away Weren't you being mean to her?!
Serena - Sailor Moon: Of course not! What are you talking about, Raye!
Raye - Sailor Mars: I bet you and your big mouth made her leave!
Serena - Sailor Moon: I'm more mature!
Raye - Sailor Mars: Get real! (-Sailor Moon S: The Movie)
The Corpse Bride: Darling... where are you going?
Victor Van Dort: Home!
Bonejangles: Bonjangles sneaks up on Finnis
Finnis Everglot: There's an eye in me soup
Finnis Everglot: Fetch me musket!
Victor has snuck away from the Corpse Bride to find Victoria and listens to the arguing Everglots
Finnis Everglot: If ever I see that Van Dort boy, I'll strangle him with my bare hands!
Maudeline Everglot: Your hands are too fat, and his neck is too thin. You'll have to use a rope.
Victor Van Dort: trying to practice his vows With these hands I will cup...
unconsciously holds hands to his chest in a suggestive manner, and is then horrified
Victor Van Dort: Oh dear no!
Finnis Everglot: as corpses run amuck If my grandfather Everglot were to see this, he'd be rolling in his grave.
Grandfather Everglot: Finis.
next to a portrait of himself in life
Grandfather Everglot: Where do you keep the spirits?
shakes wine glass
Finnis Everglot, Maudeline: AAAAAAAHHHH!
Town Crier: In other news... the dead walk the earth!
last lines
Victor Van Dort: Wait. I made a promise.
The Corpse Bride: You kept your promise. You set me free. Now I can do the same for you.
Maggot: Let me at him! Let me at him! Don't hold me back!
Elder Gutknecht: holding crowd back Wait! We must abide by their rules! We are amongst the living.
Maggot: after Lord Barkis drinks potion Not any more!
Elder Gutknecht: Yep. You're right. He's all yours.
Bonejangles: I love a woman with meat on her bones! (-Corpse Bride)
Old Sophie: All right Calcifer, lets get cooking.
Calcifer: I don't cook! I'm a scary and powerful fire demon!
Howl: So, what do you have in your pocket, Sophie?
Old Sophie: Huh?
Finds a folded piece of paper
Old Sophie: What is this?
Howl: Give it to me.
paper burns leaving marks on the table
Markl: Scorch marks! Howl, can you read them?
Howl: That is ancient sorcery and quite powerful too.
Markl: Is it from the Witch of the Waste?
Howl: "You who swallowed a falling star, o' heartless man, your heart shall soon be mine." That can't be good for the table.
covers the marks with his hand
Markl: Wow! It's gone!
Howl: The mark maybe gone but the spell is still there.
Howl comes running out of the bathroom, screaming. His hair is now orange
Howl: Sophie! You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you've done to my hair! Look!
Old Sophie: What a pretty color.
Howl: It's hideous! You completely ruined my magic potions in the bathroom!
Old Sophie: I just organized things, Howl. Nothing's ruined.
Howl: Wrong! Wrong! I specifically ordered you not to get carried away!
tragically
Howl: Now I'm repulsive.
slumps into a chair
Howl: I can't live like this.
starts sobbing, head in hands
Old Sophie: Come on, it's not that bad.
Howl's hair changes color to purple, then black
Old Sophie: You should look at it now, its shade is even better.
Howl: inconsolable I give up. I see no point in living if I can't be beautiful.
after Sofi puts a pan and bacon on Calcifer
Calcifer: Here's another curse for you - may all your bacon burn. (-Howl's Moving Castle)
Mrs. Bolton: Did we really fly all this way just to play more basketball?
Jack Bolton, Troy Bolton: Yeah.
The Basketball team: From our team to yours. G-O-D-R-A-M-A-C-L-U-B
Troy Bolton: Exclamation point.
Ms. Darbus: Well, looks like us wildcats are in for an interesting afternoon.
Ryan: Go, godra, godarma...
after Gabriella spills lunch on Sharpay
Troy Bolton: Uh-oh. I better...
He tries to help but Chad stops him
Chad: No. You do NOT want to get into that man. Too much drama.
in mid-song
Sharpay: singing/shouting Everybody, quiet!
Sharpay: singing in response to everyone singing Stick to the Status Quo EVERYBODY QUIET!/ This is not what I want/ This is not what I planned/ And I just gotta say/ I do not understand!/ Some thing is really...
Ryan: butting in ... somethings not right
Sharpay: Gives Ryan an evil look ... really wrong!
Skater Dude: I play the cello.
Skater Dude #1: Awesome. What is it?
mimes playing the cello
Skater Dude #1: A saw?
Skater Dude: No dude, it's like a giant violin.
last lines
Sharpay: running in the door where Zeke is At These cookies are genius. The best things I've ever tasted. Will you make some more for me Zeke?
runs up to Zeke and hugs him
Zeke: I might even make you a creme brulee.
Sharpay: Ooh.
Sharpay: pacing after callbacks announced How dare she sign up. I've already picked out the colors for my dressing room.
Ryan: Besides, she hasn't even asked our permission to join the drama club.
Sharpay: slams hands down on table Someone's gotta tell her the rules.
Ryan: Exactly.
long pause
Ryan: ... And what're the rules?
Sharpay: rolls eyes and walks off
Jack Bolton: Notices that Chad and Troy are not at practice Where's Troy and Chad?
no answer
Jack Bolton: Don't make me ask again.
Jack Bolton: yelling Where's Troy and Chad?
Team: Detention.
Sharpay Evans: EVAPORATE, TALL PERSON!
slams locker door (-High School Musical)
Manfred: Uh, Diego, retract the claws, please.
Diego: Oh... right... sorry.
Lets go
Sid: You know, if I didn't know you better Diego, I'd think you were afraid of the water.
Diego grabs Sid's neck and chokes him
Sid: OK, Good thing I know you better.
Sid: tied up This is either really good or really bad.
Sid looks down to see tar pit underneath him
Sid: Oh, no, no, no. Me fire-king. Why kill fire-king? A thousand years bad juju for killing fire-king.
Female Mini Sloth: Superheated rock from the earth's core is surging into the crust, melting ice built up over thousands of years.
Sid: You are a very advanced race. Together we can look for a solution.
Female Mini Sloth: eagerly We have one. Sacrifice the fire-king.
Sid: That's not very advanced.
Female Mini Sloth: pause Worth a shot.
Female Mini Sloth: pointing at the falling sloth statue Bad juju!
last lines
Sid: Manny, who do you like better, me or Diego?
Manfred: Diego. No contest.
Ellie: Manny, you can't pick favorites with your kids.
Manfred: He's not my kid. He's not even my dog. If my dog had a kid, and that kid had a pet, that would be Sid.
Sid: Manny, can I have a dog?
Manfred: No.
Sid: Ellie, can I have a dog?
Ellie: Sure, sweetie.
Manfred: Ellie, we have to be consistent with them.
Diego: If anyone asks, there were fifty of 'em... And, uh... They were rattlesnakes. (-Ice Age: The Meltdown)
Skipper the Penguin: Well, boys, our monochromatic friend's in danger. Looks like we have a job to do.
directing Private
Skipper the Penguin: Captain's Log: Embarking into hostile environment. Kawolski! We'll need to win the hearts and the minds of the natives. Rico! We'll need special tactical equipment. We're gonna face extreme peril. Private probably won't survive.
Private's crayon tip breaks off and he looks up in shock
Mort the Mouse Lemur: King Julian! What are they?
shouts
Mort the Mouse Lemur: What are they?
Julian: They are... aliens! Savage aliens! From the savage future!
Maurice: They've come to kill us! And take our women! And our precious metals!
Mort the Mouse Lemur: begins weeping
Julian: Get up Mort! Do not be near the King's feet, okay!
Mort the Mouse Lemur: They are savages! Tonight we die.
Julian: The feet! I told you about - I told you to - I told you - didn't I tell him about the feet?
Maurice: He did tell you about the feet.
Mort the Mouse Lemur: cutely E-he.
Random Lemur: I like them!
Mort the Mouse Lemur: I like them, I like them! I liked them first! Before I even met them I liked them! As soon as I met them I liked them right away! You hate them compared to how much I like them!
Julian: Oh shut up, you're so annoying!
Julian: Bull's eye! Exellent shot, Maurice!
Gloria the Hippo: It's okay! Cats always land on their... Face.
to Alex the Lion
Gloria the Hippo: What kind of cat are you?
Old Lady: after beating Alex with her purse and spraying him in the eyes with mace You are a bad kitty!
Gloria the Hippo: Melman! Are you okay?
Melman the Giraffe: Yeah. I often doze off while I'm getting an MRI.
Alex the Lion: Melman, you're not getting an MRI.
Melman the Giraffe: CAT scan?
Alex the Lion: No! No CAT scan! It's a transfer! It's a zoo transfer!
Melman the Giraffe: Zoo transfer? Oh, no. No, no. I can't be transferred. I have an appointment with Dr. Goldberg at five. There are prescriptions that have to be filled! No other zoo can afford my medical care! And I am not going HMO!
Marty the Zebra: Take it easy, Melman. We are gonna be o-kizzay.
Alex the Lion: No, we're not gonna be o-kizzay! Because of you, we're ruined!
Marty the Zebra: Excuse me, you're biting my butt!
Alex the Lion: Giraffe! Corner pocket!
Julian: Welcome to Madagascar.
Marty the Zebra: Mada-who-ah?
Julian: No. Not who-ah. As-car.
Rico the Penguin: Ka-boom?
Skipper the Penguin: Yes Rico. Ka-boom.
Alex the Lion: Whoa! Hold up there a second, fuzzbucket. You mean like, uh, the "live in a mud hut, wipe yourself with a leaf" type wild?
Julian: Who wipes?
Gloria the Hippo: Oy vey.
Julian: Oy vey!
Maurice: Oy vey, everybody!
Lemurs Shout "Oy vey"
Maurice: What if Mr. Alex is even worse then the Foosa? I'm tellin' you, that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies!
Julian: Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record. Does anyone else have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Alex? No? Good. So shut up.
Marty the Zebra and Alex the Lion running towards each other on the beach in slow motion with arms outstretched and Chariots of Fire music
Alex the Lion: Marty!
Marty the Zebra: Alex!
Alex the Lion: Marty!
Marty the Zebra: Alex!
Alex the Lion: Marty!
Marty the Zebra: Alex!
Alex the Lion: angrily Marty!
Marty the Zebra: afraid Alex?
Alex the Lion: real-time Marty!
Marty the Zebra: Oh, Sugar Honey Ice Tea!
Julian: Mort grabs Julian's foot What did I tell you about the feet! Maurice didn't I tell him about the feet!
Maurice: He did tell you about the feet.
Mort the Mouse Lemur: cutely He he! (-Madagascar)
Minnie: Ah... Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Oh! Look Daisy! Mickey and I have the same last name! Ah...
Daisy: Well, It must be destiny. Good thing destiny doesn't control my love life.
Minnie: Well, what'd you mean?
Daisy: Well look at me. If it did, I'd get stuck with mister...
imitating Donald, both laughing
The Troubadour: sung to Beethoven's Fifth Symphony This is the end! / This is the end! / That Donald Duck has left for Mickey Mouse to drown.
Chorus: He let him drown!
The Troubadour: And Goofy trusted him, but Donald let him down.
Chorus: He let him down!
The Troubadour: We all berate him / Because we hate him / He's a traitor, vacillator / He's a lousy second rater / Mangy mallard!
Chorus: He's a coward!
The Troubadour: Donald's destiny has soured / It's the end!
Donald Duck: Quacks angrily and smashes the troubadour's lute I'll show you, you doggone tortoise!
The Troubadour: That way, Tiger.
Clarabelle: to Goofy, singing You will not change my mind one smidge, I'm going to drop you screaming off this bridge! (-The Three Musketeers)
RJVerne: Hammy!
Ozzie: O great and powerful Steve! What do you want?
Verne: I-I don't think it can speak.
Debbie: From other side of hedge I heard that, young man!
Others are shocked; Ozzie plays dead
Debbie: You get over here right now!
Hammy the Squirrel: Okay.
Verne: Hammy, get back here.
Hammy the Squirrel: But Steve is angry.
Verne: I think it came from the other side of Steve - I mean, the bush. I mean... Geez!
Grandpa Bud: What's your name, Fruit Head?
Mr. Willerstein: Dr. Krunklehorn, I know you're very busy at Inventco Labs. And we're just so happy to have you as a judge.
Lucille Krunklehorn: It's my pleasure, Mr. Willerstein. Hey, you never know, one of your students may invent the next integrated circuit, or microprocessor, or integrated circuit. Oh wait, I said that already. Well, I just don't get out of the lab very much. Is that a bowtie? I like bowties. I haven't slept in eight days!
Mr. Willerstein: Uh, well then, can I get you a cot or something?
Lucille Krunklehorn: Nope, I have the caffeine patch. It's my invention. Each patch is the equivalent of 12 cups of coffee. You can stay up for days with no side effects. Ahhh! Sorry.
Bowler Hat Guy: on roof Mwhahahaha!
looks around to see Lewis isn't there
Bowler Hat Guy: Where is that boy?
Doris beeps
Bowler Hat Guy: Oh, good idea, seperate and look for clues!
both go seperate ways then come back after a little while
Bowler Hat Guy: Look, my dear, look what I found!
holds up a stick
Bowler Hat Guy: It's a stick! Heeheehee, now what did you find?
Doris beeps
Bowler Hat Guy: Yes, yes, I see, time travel resdue next to DNA of Wilbur Robinson. That plus my stick, must mean...
strains thinking about it
Bowler Hat Guy: Doris beeps and heads off screen where we hear a car honk and see the second time machine which is a close replica of the other one except this one is green Oh, to the future!
runs over to the time machine
Bowler Hat Guy: Shotgun!
Bowler Hat Guy: Now my slave, seize the boy!
the T-rex chases after Lewis and repeatedly hits head into wall
Bowler Hat Guy: What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?
T-Rex: I have a big head and little arms, and I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.
pause in which Bowler Hat Guy stares angrily into handheld mind control device
T-Rex: cute face Master?
Wilbur: Pop quiz: Who have you met, and what have you learned?
Lewis: OK. Bud, Fritz, and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...?
Makes a talking gesture with his hand
Wilbur: Cranky? Yes.
Lewis: Tallulah and Laszlo are their children. Joe is married to Billie. Lefty is the butler. Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don't know who they're related to.
Wilbur: Neither do we. Go on.
Lewis: Lucille is married to Bud, and your dad, Cornelius, is their son. What does Cornelius look like?
Wilbur: Tom Selleck.
Lewis: OK. Cornelius is married to Franny, and her brothers are Gaston and Art.
Wilbur: You're forgetting something.
Lewis: Forgetting? Oh, right! Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.
Wilbur: And nobody realized that you're from the past?
Lewis: Nope.
Wilbur: Whew.
Lewis: Thank you. Thank you. Hold your applause.
Bowler Hat Guy: after Bowler Hat Guy is thrown out of Invent Co because he didn't know how to turn on the memory scanner
Doris brings up a screen that reads "watch out"
Bowler Hat Guy: Sounding out the words Watch ou-
hit by the box containing the memory scanner
Bowler Hat Guy: Doris picks up the pieces and puts them the box Doris, it's all over. Our hopes and dreams dashed, like so many pieces of a broken machiney thing.
Doris hands the Bowler Hat Guy his Unicorn notebook
Bowler Hat Guy: Doris beeps
Bowler Hat Guy: You're right, success is still ours for the taking.
Doris gives the Bowler Hat Guy a pencil
Bowler Hat Guy: Bowler Hat Guy erases the check mark next to "Pass off invention as my own" and draws a box below it and writes "get that@!@boy" and underlines it
Lewis: Lewis is on the roof disappointed that his memory scanner failed, he rips out the page with the picture of the memory scanner out of his notebook, crumples it into a ball and throws it away. He sits down on a crate. Then by his suprise the ball of paper hits him in the head, he throws it again trying to figure out what's happening, and Wilbur jumps out from behind the building and throws the crumpled ball of paper back to him which lands on the crate, then jumps back to the wall next to the door Hey, what're you doing up here?
Wilbur: Coo, coo, coo.
Lewis picks up the crumpled ball of paper and heads over to where Wilbur is hiding
Wilbur: Coo, coo coo-coo coo.
Deliberatly drops the ball of crumpled paper close to where Wilbur is and Wilbur jumps back out, picks up the ball of paper, and puts it in Lewis's hand
Wilbur: Coo, coo.
jumps back into hiding spot
Lewis: throws down ball of paper Will you quit that please? I know you're not a pigeon!
Wilbur: jumps out and covers Lewis's mouth and starts looking around to see if anyone is around Shh, you're blowing my cover!
Lewis: Wilbur is still looking around to see if anyone is watching them But we're the only ones up here!
Wilbur: That's just what they want you to think.
picks up the ball of paper and flattens it out and gives it to Lewis and Wilbur starts pushing Lewis to the door
Wilbur: Now, enough moping, take this back the science fair and fix that memory scanner!
Lewis: pushes Wilbur away Stop, stop, get away from me!
Wilbur: Maybe you forgotten I'm a time cop from the future.
quickly shows his "badge" to Lewis which is really a coupon for a tanning salon
Wilbur: Should be taken very seriously.
Lewis: Lewis grabs Wilbur's "badge" That's no badge, it's a coupon for a tanning salon!
waving the coupon in Wilbur's face
Lewis: You're a fake.
Wilbur: Lewis heads back to the crate to get his notebook and his bag Okay, you got me, I'm not a cop. But I really am from the future! And there really is this bowler hat guy!
Lewis: grabs his bag Agh, here we go again.
Wilbur: He stole a time machine, came to the science fair and ruined your project!
Lewis: My project didn't work because I'm no good.
Wilbur pockets the paper with the picture of the time machine in his pocket
Lewis: There is no bowler hat guy, there is no time machine and you're not really from the future. You're crazy!
Wilbur: starts to head for the door to leave but Wilbur blocks him Ho, ho, I am not crazy.
Lewis: Oh, yeah captain time travel? Prove it!
Wilbur: Uh... um...
rubs his head
Lewis: Yeah, that's what I thought.
heads to the door
Lewis: mumbling I'm just going to lock myself in my room and hide under the covers for a couple of years.
Wilbur: Lewis starts to open the door but is immediatly slammed shut by Wilbur
kind of quickly
Wilbur: If I prove to you that I'm from the future will you go back to the science fair?
Lewis: Yeah, sure whatever you say.
Wilbur smiles jumps behind him, grabs him and starts pushing him to one of the edges of the orphanage
Lewis: Let go of me! What are you doing, let go of me!
Wilbur: Okay.
Lifts Lewis up and throws over the side of the building where he lands in the time machine
Wilbur: Annoying little girl, I do not have time for this!
Young Franny: Don't sass me boy, I know karate!
Lewis: after the Tyrannosaurus crashes through the wall Why didn't you tell me you had a pet dinosaur?
Wilbur: Uhhh... because we don't!
Bowler Hat Guy: You are now under my control!
Frankie: I am now under your control.
Bowler Hat Guy: Hehehe!
Frankie: Hehehe.
Bowler Hat Guy: Stop laughing.
Frankie: Stop laughing.
Bowler Hat Guy: Don't repeat everything I say!
Frankie: I won't repeat everything you say.
Bowler Hat Guy: Excellent.
Frankie: Excellent.
Bowler Hat Guy: Uh, did you just say "excellent" because I said "excellent"?
Frankie: Uhhh... no.
Bowler Hat Guy: Excellent!
Frankie: Excellent
Lucille Krunklehorn: Barium-cobalt-einstein-kool-ade!
Title Card: Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things... and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths. - Walt Disney (-Meet The Robinsons)
PC McIntosh: the townspeople are discussing the attack on their vegetables If you ask me, this was arson.
Townspeople: gasp
PC McIntosh: Yeah. Someone arsin' around!
Lord Victor Quartermaine: I know your little secret, Pesto. I know exactly what's going on.
Wallace: Your Lordship...
Lord Victor Quartermaine: Oh, yes. You think you can pilfer my filly, don't you? You think you can con an innocent woman out of her fortune?
Wallace: Who, me?
Lord Victor Quartermaine: Well, I got here first! I've spent a long time reeling in that fluffy-headed bunny-lover, and I'm not about to let some puddle-headed peasant poach her from me. Comprenez?
Reverend Clement Hedges: This was no man. Does a man have teeth the size of axe blades? Or ears like terrible tombstones? By tampering with nature, forcing vegetables to swell far beyond their natural size, we have brought a terrible judgement upon ourselves.
Omninous organ music plays
PC McIntosh: to the organ player Hey, give over!
Organ player stops
PC McIntosh: You're mental.
Reverend Clement Hedges: And for our sins, a hideous creature has been sent to punish us all! Repent! Repent! Lest you, too, taste the wrath of... the Were-Rabbit!
Quartermaine's hairpiece has been sucked up in the Bunvacc
Lord Victor Quartermaine: I want...
lowers voice
Lord Victor Quartermaine: ... toupée, please.
Wallace: Oh, grand. We take cheques or cash.
Lord Victor Quartermaine: Toupée, you idiot! My hair is in your machine.
Wallace: Oh, no, it's only rabbits in there. The hare, I think you'll find, is a much larger mammal.
Lord Victor Quartermaine: Spare me the sermon, vicar! Just tell me how I can kill him!... I mean, it
Reverend Clement Hedges: I have a hunch this is going to be a night to remember!
Mr. Growbag: I just have a hunch.
Reverend Clement Hedges: To kill such a creature will require nerves of steel and... a bullet!
lightning strikes
Lord Victor Quartermaine: A bullet?
lightning strikes
Reverend Clement Hedges: A bullet!
lightning strikes
Lord Victor Quartermaine: A bull...
lightning strikes
Lord Victor Quartermaine: Oh!
closing the window
Lord Victor Quartermaine: What kind of bullet?
Reverend Clement Hedges: A bullet... of pure gold.
Lord Victor Quartermaine: Gold?
Reverend Clement Hedges: Yes... 24 "carrots"
chuckles
Gromit is manipulating a large female rabbit puppet to lure the Were-Rabbit
Wallace: Oh, come on, Gromit. A bit more, you know... alluring.
Gromit vamps it up
Wallace: Oho, very cheeky.
Lord Victor Quartermaine: to Lady Tottington I'm sorry my dear but I refuse to suffer any more humiliation at the hands of these blundering nittwits. I therefore bid you good day.
Leaves, wearing a rabbit for a toupee
Lord Victor Quartermaine: No one beats Victor Quartermain!
Lady Campanula Tottington: Is that so?
Hits Victor over the head with her giant carrot
Lady Campanula Tottington: Consider yourself dumped. (-Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit)
Father: Enough is too much! Out of my house, you hotcha! You crooner! You falsetto! You jazz singer! You... you... you...
Closes door; then opens it again
Father: Phooey! (-I Love To Singa)
Bugs Bunny: as Red Riding Hood interrupts him at the end I'll do it, but I'll probably hate myself in the morning!
Replaces the Wolf with Red Riding Hood over a shovel of coal with heavy things piled on top (-Little Red Riding Rabbit)
Jack Sparrow: He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl,
Jack Sparrowto Elizabeth and you felt guilty,
Jack Sparrowto Barbossa and you and your Brethren Court.
Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
Everyone looks around. Pintel, Ragetti, and Jack The Monkey cautiously raise their hands
Jack Sparrow: I'm standing over there with them.
Captain Vallenuevaabout Barbossa Shoot him!
Captain Jocard: Cut out his tongue!
Jack Sparrow: Shoot him, cut out his tongue, and shoot his tongue. And trim that scraggly beard of his!
Jack Sparrow: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded.
looks at Elizabeth
Jack Sparrow: Oh, she's not told you. You'll have loads to talk about while you're here. As for you...
going to Tia Delma
Tia Dalma: Now don't tell me you didn't enjoy it at the time.
Jack Sparrow: Fair enough. You're in.
begins going do the line of pirates on the beach
Jack Sparrow: Don't need you, you scare me.
to Ragetti
Jack Sparrow: Gibbs, you can come, Marty, Cotton... Cotton's parrot, I'm a little iffy... At least I'll have someone to talk to... Who are you?
to Tai Huang
Tai Huang: Tai Huang. These are my men.
Jack Sparrow: Where does your allegiance lie?
Tai Huang: With the highest bidder.
Jack Sparrow: I have a ship.
Tai Huang: That makes you the highest bidder.
Jack Sparrow: Good man. 'Weigh anchor all hands. Prepare to make sail.
takes out compass
Jack SparrowCotton's parrot 'Weigh anchor.
Barbossa: Jack... Which way ya goin' Jack?
Jack Sparrow: William, tell me somethin'. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressin' damsel? Or... rather damsel in distress? Either one...
Will Turner: No.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here! Q.E.D. - you're not really here!
Jack Sparrow: You may kill me but you may never insult me! Who am I?
Lord Cutler BeckettBeckett falters, confused
Jack SparrowWeakly, equally puzzled by Beckett's inability to guess I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!
Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats the order
Barbossa: What are you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are you doin'?
Barbossa: No, what are you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are you doin'?
Barbossa: No! What are you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are you doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The captain of the ship is givin' orders.
Jack Sparrow: My ship, makes me captain.
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow: Well, that makes you
pause
Jack Sparrow: chartman.
Pintel: Stow it! Both of you! That's an order! Understand?
Jack and Barbossa stare at him
Pintel: Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry.
Ragettito Pintel I'd vote for you.
Barbossa: Dearly Beloved, we be gathered here today...
is set upon by a fish-person, who he kicks in the face
Barbossa: ... to nail yer gizzard to the mast, yer poxy cur!
Mullroyas Jack is taking his effects There has definately been a breakdown in discipline aboard this vessel.
Murtogg: I blame the fish-people.
MullroySarcastically Ohh, so fish-people, by dint of being fish-people are less disciplined than non-fish-people?
Murtoggas Jack is taking the chest It seems contributory.
Murtogg: Of course, if there were no fish-people, then there would be no need to guard the chest.
Mullroy: And if there were no chest, then we wouldn't need to be here to guard it.
both realise that the chest is gone and the apparent danger they're in
Cotton's Parrotafter having gun pointed at him by Jack the Monkey Parlay
Cabin Boysung The King and his men stole the Queen from her bed and bound her in her bones. The sea be ours and by the powers, where we will, we'll roam.
joined by other prisoners
Cabin Boy: Yo ho, all together, hoist the colors high. Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die.
Jack Sparrow: I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hand of this weirdness.
Tia Dalma: My sweet, you've come for me.
Davy Jones: You were expecting me?
Tia Dalma: It has been torture trapped in this single form cut off from the sea. From all that I love. From you.
Davy Jones: 10 years I devoted to the duty you charged me. 10 years I looked after those who died at sea and finally when we could be together again you weren't there. Why weren't you there?
Tia Dalma: It is my nature. Would you love me if I was anything but what I am?
Davy Jones: I do not love you!
Tia Dalma: Many things you were Davey Jones, but never cruel. You have corrupted your purpose and so yourself and you did hide away what should always have been mine!
turns him to his untentacley human form
Davy Jonescaressing her face Calypso
Tia Dalma: I will be free and when I am I will give you my heart and we will be together always but if only you had a heart to give.
turns him to his tentacley monstrous form
Tia Dalmahis crab claw arm reaches out and chokes her Why did you come?
Davy Jonesunable to pull his arm back through the bars he walks through them And what fate have you planned for your captors?
Tia Dalma: The Brethren Court. All of them the last thing they will learn in this life is how cruel I can be. And what of your fate. Davey Jones?
Davy Jones: My heart will always belong to you.
He leaves
Tia Dalmasmiles softly to herself as ahe hugs the bars
Jack is about to eat a peanut when a shot is heard. He falls to the ground to reveal ANOTHER Jack Sparrow
Jack Sparrowpicking up the peanut MY peanut!
Will Turner: Elizabeth Swann, do you take me to be your husband?
Elizabeth Swann: I do.
Will Turner: Great!
Elizabeth Swann: Will Turner, do you take me to be your wife, in sickness and in health, with health being less likely?
Will Turner: I do.
Barbossa: You may kiss! You may kiss! JUST KISS!
Will Turner: Will you marry me?
Elizabeth Swann: I don't think now's the best time!
Will Turner: Now may be the only time! I love you. I've made my choice. What's yours?
Elizabeth Swann: Barbossa! Marry us!
Barbossa: I'm a little busy at the moment!
Will Turnerhis last lines Keep a weather eye on the horizon.
Scarlett and Giselle are fighting, Jack watches the Pearl sail away
Jack Sparrow: Ladies, will you please shut it! Listen to me.
to Giselle
Jack Sparrow: Yes, I lied to you.
to Scarlett
Jack Sparrow: No, I don't love you.
to Giselle
Jack Sparrow: Of course it makes you look fat.
to Scarlett
Jack Sparrow: I've never been to Brussels.
to Giselle
Jack Sparrow: It is pronounced egregious.
to Scarlett
Jack Sparrow: By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies.
to both
Jack Sparrow: And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
Giselle slaps him, Scarlett slaps him, he slaps Gibbs
Pintel: No one said anything about cold.
Ragetti: I'm sure there must be a good reason for our suffering.
Pintel: Why don't that Obeah woman bring Jack back the same way she brought back Barbossa.
Tia Dalma: Because Barbossa was only dead. Jack Sparrow is taken body and soul to a place not of death, but of punishment, the worst fate a person can bring upon himself stretching on forever. That's what awaits at Davy Jones' locker.
Ragetti: Well I knew there was a good reason.
Lord Cutler Beckett: You're mad.
Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work.
catapults himself onto his ship landing safely on his feet behind his crew
Jack Sparrow: And that was without even a single drop of rum.
Sumbhajeein a comical high-pitched voice And so... we shall go to war! (-Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End)
Mr. Darcy: So this is your opinion of me. Thank you for explaining so fully. Perhaps these offences might have be overlooked had not your pride been hurt by my honesty...
Elizabeth Bennet: My pride?
Mr. Darcy: ...in admitting scruples about our relationship. Could you expect me to rejoice in the inferiority of your circumstances?
Elizabeth Bennet: And those are the words of a gentleman. From the first moment I met you, your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others made me realize that you were the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry.
they look at each other for a long time as though about to kiss
Mr. Darcy: Forgive me, madam, for taking up so much of your time.
Elizabeth Bennet: Do you deny it, Mr.Darcy? That you seperated a young couple who loved each other, exposing your friend to the censure world of caprice and my sister to derision and dissapointed hopes, involving them both in acute misery of the worst kind and...
Mr. Darcy: I do not deny it.
Elizabeth Bennet: How could you do it?
Mr. Darcy: Because I believed your sister was indifferent.
Elizabeth Bennet: Indifferent?
Mr. Darcy: I observed them most carefully and realized his attachment was far deeper than hers.
Elizabeth Bennet: That's because she's shy!
Mr. Darcy: Bingley to was modestly persuaded that she didn't feel strongly.
Elizabeth Bennet: Because you suggested it!
Mr. Darcy: I did it for his own good!
Elizabeth Bennet: My sister hardly shows her true feelings to me.
silence
Elizabeth Bennet: I suppose his... fortune had some bearing?
Mr. Darcy: No, believe me I wouldn't do your sister the dishonour it was just merely suggested...
Elizabeth Bennet: What was?
Mr. Darcypause It was clear that an advantageous marriage would be the worst option possible...
Elizabeth Bennet: Did my sister give that impression?
Mr. Darcy: No! No, there was, however, the matter of your family...
Elizabeth Bennet: Our want of connection? Mr.Bingley did not seem to object...
Mr. Darcy: No, it was more than that.
Elizabeth Bennet: How, sir?
Mr. Darcy: It was the lack of propriety shown by your mother, your three younger sisters, and even, on the occasion, your father.
thunder clash, Elizabeth is hurt
Mr. Darcy: Forgive me. You and your sister I must exclude from this.
Elizabeth Bennet: And what about Mr.Wickham?
Mr. Darcy: Mr.Wickham?
Elizabeth Bennet: What excuse can you give for your behavior toward him? He told of his misfortunes and yet you treat him with sarcasm.
Mr. Darcy: So this is your opinon of me? Thank you. Perhaps these offences might have been had your pride not been hurt by scruples about our relationship. Am to rejoice in the inferiority of your recent circumstances?
Elizabeth Bennet: And those are the words of a gentleman? From the moment I met you your aroggance and conceit and your selfish disdain for the feelings of other made me realize that you are the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry.
Mr. Darcy: I love you. Most ardently. Please do me the honor of accepting my hand.
Elizabeth Bennet: Sir, I appreciate the struggle you have been through, and I am very sorry to have caused you pain. Believe me, it was unconsciously done.
Mr. Darcy: Is this your reply?
Elizabeth Bennet: Yes, sir.
Mr. Darcy: Are you... are you laughing at me?
Elizabeth Bennet: No.
Mr. Darcy: Are you rejecting me?
Elizabeth Bennet: I'm sure that the feelings which, as you've told me have hindered your regard, will help you in overcoming it.
Mr. Darcy: Might I ask why, with so little endeavor at civility, I am thus repulsed?
Elizabeth Bennet: And I might as well enquire why, with so evident a design of insulting me, you chose to tell me that you liked me against your better judgment.
last lines
US version
Mr. Darcy: How are you this evening, my dear?
Elizabeth Bennet: Very well... although I wish you would not call me "my dear."
Mr. Darcychuckles Why?
Elizabeth Bennet: Because it's what my father always calls my mother when he's cross about something.
Mr. Darcy: What in heavens am I allowed?
Elizabeth Bennet: Well let me think...”Lizzie" for every day, "My Pearl" for Sundays, and...”Goddess Divine"... but only on very special occasions.
Mr. Darcy: And... what should I call you when I am cross? Mrs. Darcy...?
Elizabeth Bennet: No! No. You may only call me "Mrs. Darcy"... when you are completely, and perfectly, and incandescently happy.
Mr. Darcyhe snickers Then how are you this evening... Mrs. Darcy?
kisses her on the forehead
Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy...
kisses her on the right cheek
Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy...
kisses her on the nose
Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy...
kisses her on the left cheek
Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy...
finally kisses her on the mouth
Mr. Darcy: Miss Elizabeth. I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. These past months have been a torment. I came to Rosings with the single object of seeing you... I had to see you. I have fought against my better judgment, my family's expectations, the inferiority of your birth by rank and circumstance. All these things I am willing to put aside and ask you to end my agony.
Elizabeth Bennet: I don't understand.
Mr. Darcy: I love you.
Georgiana Darcyto Elizabeth on playing the piano Do you play duets Miss Bennet?
Elizabeth Bennet: Only when forced.
Georgiana Darcyto Darcy Brother, you must force her.
Mr. Darcy walks next to the piano
Elizabeth Bennet: You mean to frighten me, Mr. Darcy, by coming in all your state to hear me, but I won't be alarmed even if your sister does play so well.
Mr. Darcy: I am well enough acquainted with you, Miss Elizabeth, to know that I can not alarm you, even should I wish it
Elizabeth Bennet: He's been a fool about so many things, about Jane, and others... but then, so have I. You see, he and I are so similar.
starts laughing helplessly
Elizabeth Bennet: We've been nonsensical! Papa, I...
Mr. Bennetalso starts laughing, softly You really do love him, don't you?
Elizabeth Bennet: Very much. (-Pride and Prejudice)
Prince Edward: Giselle!
leaps off a bridge, begins to sing
Prince Edward: I've been dreaming of a...
a group of cyclists collide with Prince Edward, everyone collapses
Prince Edwardtalking to a TV Magic Mirror. I beg you. Tell me where she is!
Mary Ilene Caselottion TV Reporting from 116th and Broadway.
Prince Edward: One hundred and sixteenth and Broadway!
hugs the TV
Prince Edward: Thank you mirror!
kisses it and runs off
Gisellesinging How does she know...
Robert: Awe, no, no, no.
Giselle: She loves you? / How does she know...
Robert: People l-look-looking.
Giselle: She's yours?
Robertinterrupting Don't sing. It's OK, you know. Let's just walk. Can we walk?
Gisellespeaks Well, does she?
Robert: Yeah.
Prince Edwardholds sword in front of construction worker's neck, trying to find Giselle I seek a beautiful girl. My life partner, my one coquette, the answer to my love's duet.
Artystuttering I-I'd like to find one of them too, you know?
Giselle and the other people at Central Park all start singing
Robert: How do you all know this song? I've never heard this song before!
Queen Narissatransforms into a dragon Well, I'll need a story for when I go back to Andalasia. How about "a huge monster appeared and killed everyone, and poor Queen Narissa barely escaped". I think I'll start with the girl who started it all!
Robertjumps in front of Giselle Over my dead body!
Queen Narissashrugs Ok, I'm flexible.
grabs Robert
Queen NarissaGiselle climbs towards her Oh look, here's a twist! The brave princess is coming to the rescue.
looks at Robert
Queen Narissa: I guess that makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?
Robertstruggling to break free of her grasp You're crazy!
Queen Narissa: No. Spiteful, vindictive, very large, but never crazy.
Prince Edward is on top of a bus thinking it is a dragon
Prince Edward: You've met your match, you foul bellowing beast!
Edward stabs the bus and every passenger is in shock
Bus Driver: Everybody stay on the bus.
Prince Edward: Giselle? My love?
Pip in New York: Giselle?
Prince Edward: The steel beast is dead peasants! I've set you all free!
Bus Drivergets off the bus and yells at Edward Are you crazy? Nobody stabs my bus! I'll tear you apart! Do you hear me? You get down here right now!
Nathaniel: Madam, allow me...
Prince Edward: Nathaniel, old friend.
Nathaniel: Sire, may I suggest that you, uh...
Bus Driver: You? A friend a' his? Crazy tight-wearin'... Are you tryin' to mess up my route?
Pip jumps onto her head and mimics her
Bus Driver: I'll tear you both apart! Don't you roll your eyes at me, you...
Nathaniel points to Pip and the bus driver looks up
Bus Driver: A RAT! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
Prince Edward: Well, strictly speaking, he's a chipmunk.
Nathaniel: Sire, may I suggest we seek elsewhere for your bride?
Nathanieltalking on the phone while in a taxi cab I've always treated her like a queen, but lately, I'm starting to feel a little on the side to her. Like I don't even know her anymore.
Radio Therapistover the radio I think you need to take her aside and find out how she really feels about you.
Queen Narissapeeks in through open taxi cab window Hello, Worthless. Miss me?
Prince Edward: Go ahead, Pip. What is it you want to say?
Pip clears his throat and squeaks and points to Nathaniel, trying to tell Edward that Nathaniel is a traitor
Prince Edward: Nathaniel?
Pip in New Yorksqueaking Uh-huh. Nathaniel.
Prince Edward: Nathaniel's glad to have me near.
Pip in New Yorksqueaking No-no-no-no-no!
imitates Nathaniel and then scurries to a soda cup indicating that he saw Nathaniel talking to Narissa in a boiling pot and made three apples appear
Pip in New York: Broop, broop, broop.
takes a piece of ice as if it were an apple. Imitates Nathaniel again then imitates Giselle singing "True Love's Kiss"
Prince Edward: Oh, I know this one.
Pip in New Yorkas Nathaniel Apple?
as Giselle
Pip in New York: No, thank you.
as Nathaniel
Pip in New York: It's good.
as Giselle
Pip in New York: Oh, okay.
crunches on the ice and imitates death and then strikes a "tada" pose and waits for Edward's interpretation
Prince Edward: You feel you'd die without me here.
Prince Edward: Once we return to Andalasia, Narissa, I will tell the entire kingdom of what you've done and will overthrow you!
Queen Narissa: Take away my throne? Edward, aren't you being a little too melodramatic.
Prince Edward: I don't know what "melodramatic" means... but I'll do it. (-Enchanted)
Movie Clips:
Meet The Robinsons-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoDJdcBsiHg
Dinosaur-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7sv1NZKXk4&mode=related&search=, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWoM8Fr1z4w&mode=related&search=
Enchanted
Narissa-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkQVs7zBB3U&feature=related, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx-Vyxy2-wY&feature=related
My muses are:
Will Turner-He's got brown hair, brown eyes. It makes you want to say, "OMG! Where have you been all my life?!"
Wallace, Lady Tottington, and Gromit-Wallace and Lady Tottington make great muses, but the one muse that has been favored the most is Gromit. One time, Gromit and I had a late night conversation about that event that happened 41 years ago before I was born. And Lady Tottington told Gromit that Gromit told me that he would be willing to tell his side of the story to me.
Events:
10/12/07: Bad news. Orlando Bloom was in a car accident. He's okay, but I was crying hysterically.
2/28/08: I went to see The Lion King musical last night! It was awesome!
6/9/08: Bad news, guys. The computer crashed, thanks to the storm, so I don't know how long I'll be gone from Fanfiction, but it'll be until we get a new computer or something else!
6/10/08: I'm back! My mom called Dell and they helped her fix the computer!
Profiles on OCs:
Terra-Wallace and Gromit
Voice Actress: Claire Danes
Profile: Has black hair, bluish-green eyes, and loves Raoul Tottington. Orphaned at age 8 and not much of her past is known about.
Buttercup-Wallace and Gromit
Voice Actress: Robin Wright Penn
Profile: Found on the streets by Lady Tottington when she was a month and two weeks old. Like Gromit, she's silent and communicates through body language and sign language. She and Gromit are in love with each other. Met 3 days before the vegetable competition and are currently married with 7 puppies.
Ariane Campanula Tottington a.k.a. Aria-Wallace and Gromit
Voice Actress: Lara Jill Miller
Profile: Wallace and Lady Tottington's daughter. One time while visiting England, a few years before she was born, using a Time Machine, she met Lewis and Wilbur Robinson. After she and Wilbur got to know each other, they both found out they had a lot in common (ie they were from the future). A/n: Will be explained in due time in my new fic, Love Will Find A Way.
Anne-Marie a.k.a. Ariane Robinson-Meet the Robinsons
Voice Actress: Tara Strong
Profile: She's Lewis's twin sister. Like Lewis, she is just as smart as him and she is the aunt of Lewis a.k.a. Cornelius' son, Wilbur Robinson.
Grown-up Ariane Robinson-Framagucci-Meet the Robinsons
Voice Actress: Helena Bonham Carter
Profile: Cornelius' sister-in-law. Currently married to Franny's brother, Gaston Framagucci, and has one child, Selene.
Lily Anderson-Meet the Robinsons
Voice Actress: Saoirse Ronan
Profile: Wilbur's girlfriend. Long history of abuse none too pretty.
Selene Victoria Marie Sally Framagucci-Meet the Robinsons
Voice Actress: Tara Strong
Profile: Wilbur's cousin and Ariane's daughter. Only 6 months old and always curious.
Juniper a.k.a. "June"-Madagascar
Voice Actress: Keira Knightley
Profile: A British ring-tailed lemur who lives in Central Park Zoo with her friends, Alex, Marty, Gloria, and Melman. Born in Central Park Zoo when her mother became pregnant with her on Madagascar. She was taken away When she was 3 years old, her parents became sick, until they became well again, but her parents died peacefully in their sleep a month after their illness went away. Her four friends were left to comfort her when no one else would after the loss of her parents, since they had also lost their parents a while back. After being shipped away in crates to the Kenya Wildlife Preserve in Africa, but ending up in Madagascar, she meets "the illustrious King Julien XIII, self-proclaimed Lord of the Lemurs, etc." While staying in Madagascar, she and Julien fall madly in love with each other. A/n: Will be explained in "The Fifth Zooster", once I get a new computer or hard drive. She and Marty are very close friends and want desperately to go to the wild, back to their "roots". She's also 11 years old.
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